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Things Men need To Know About Style
1. Yes, Homer Simpson is funny - but not on your tie.
2 Only consider tucking your jumper into your jeans if you're a vicar.
3. Getting your girlfriend to iron your jeans is unacceptable. Ironing
them yourself is evidence of an unsound mind.
4. Cowboy boots - NO!!!
5. Pointy lace-up shoes make women retch.
6. Going bald ? - shave it off for God's sake.
7. Never take your top off in public, unless you've just won Wimbledon.
8. Donald Duck socks do not reflect your individuality nor the wild side of your corporate facade. They do, however, mean your mother still dresses you or you wish she did.
9. Socks and sandals - lovely on Germans.
10.A jester hat does not make a man wacky.
11.Speedos are only acceptable on Olympic swimmers......
12.as are medallions.....
13....and tracksuit tops and bottoms.
14.Do you have a grey, red and black asymmetrical duvet?? Call a helpline
15.Open shirts: one button open = professional; two buttons = casual;
'three = oversharing.
16.Tight sleeveless muscle t-shirts are only ok if you're 17 years old, can do the
running-on-the-spot dance at the drop of a hat, and are a member of NSync
17.Those fold-up scooters + middle thirties exec = no no.
18.Here's a startling fact guys: Lara Croft isn't real. And Angelina is: a)an actress and b) married.
19.Is your definition of "new season shopping" buying the Man Utd kit?
20.Unless you own a rap empire, leave the chunky gold bracelet and "ice"
ring in the shop window
21.You'll NEVER pull if you put your mobile in the mobile phone pocket of your combats.
22.Bleached blonde hair. If it doesn't work for Eddie Irvine, it's not going to do it for you.
Things Women need To Know About Style
1.Show more cleavage
2.Wear shorter skirts
1. Yes, Homer Simpson is funny - but not on your tie.
2 Only consider tucking your jumper into your jeans if you're a vicar.
3. Getting your girlfriend to iron your jeans is unacceptable. Ironing
them yourself is evidence of an unsound mind.
4. Cowboy boots - NO!!!
5. Pointy lace-up shoes make women retch.
6. Going bald ? - shave it off for God's sake.
7. Never take your top off in public, unless you've just won Wimbledon.
8. Donald Duck socks do not reflect your individuality nor the wild side of your corporate facade. They do, however, mean your mother still dresses you or you wish she did.
9. Socks and sandals - lovely on Germans.
10.A jester hat does not make a man wacky.
11.Speedos are only acceptable on Olympic swimmers......
12.as are medallions.....
13....and tracksuit tops and bottoms.
14.Do you have a grey, red and black asymmetrical duvet?? Call a helpline
15.Open shirts: one button open = professional; two buttons = casual;
'three = oversharing.
16.Tight sleeveless muscle t-shirts are only ok if you're 17 years old, can do the
running-on-the-spot dance at the drop of a hat, and are a member of NSync
17.Those fold-up scooters + middle thirties exec = no no.
18.Here's a startling fact guys: Lara Croft isn't real. And Angelina is: a)an actress and b) married.
19.Is your definition of "new season shopping" buying the Man Utd kit?
20.Unless you own a rap empire, leave the chunky gold bracelet and "ice"
ring in the shop window
21.You'll NEVER pull if you put your mobile in the mobile phone pocket of your combats.
22.Bleached blonde hair. If it doesn't work for Eddie Irvine, it's not going to do it for you.
Things Women need To Know About Style
1.Show more cleavage
2.Wear shorter skirts
Ha ha
Ya! me and mutter like einen sandals and socks.
Things Men need To Know About Style
1. Yes, Homer Simpson is funny - but not on your tie.
2 Only consider tucking your jumper into your jeans if you're a vicar.
3. Getting your girlfriend to iron your jeans is unacceptable. Ironing
them yourself is evidence of an unsound mind.
4. Cowboy boots - NO!!!
5. Pointy lace-up shoes make women retch.
6. Going bald ? - shave it off for God's sake.
7. Never take your top off in public, unless you've just won Wimbledon.
8. Donald Duck socks do not reflect your individuality nor the wild side of your corporate facade. They do, however, mean your mother still dresses you or you wish she did.
9. Socks and sandals - lovely on Germans.
10.A jester hat does not make a man wacky.
11.Speedos are only acceptable on Olympic swimmers......
12.as are medallions.....
13....and tracksuit tops and bottoms.
14.Do you have a grey, red and black asymmetrical duvet?? Call a helpline
15.Open shirts: one button open = professional; two buttons = casual;
'three = oversharing.
16.Tight sleeveless muscle t-shirts are only ok if you're 17 years old, can do the
running-on-the-spot dance at the drop of a hat, and are a member of NSync
17.Those fold-up scooters + middle thirties exec = no no.
18.Here's a startling fact guys: Lara Croft isn't real. And Angelina is: a)an actress and b) married.
19.Is your definition of "new season shopping" buying the Man Utd kit?
20.Unless you own a rap empire, leave the chunky gold bracelet and "ice"
ring in the shop window
21.You'll NEVER pull if you put your mobile in the mobile phone pocket of your combats.
22.Bleached blonde hair. If it doesn't work for Eddie Irvine, it's not going to do it for you.
Things Women need To Know About Style
1.Show more cleavage
2.Wear shorter skirts
1. Yes, Homer Simpson is funny - but not on your tie.
2 Only consider tucking your jumper into your jeans if you're a vicar.
3. Getting your girlfriend to iron your jeans is unacceptable. Ironing
them yourself is evidence of an unsound mind.
4. Cowboy boots - NO!!!
5. Pointy lace-up shoes make women retch.
6. Going bald ? - shave it off for God's sake.
7. Never take your top off in public, unless you've just won Wimbledon.
8. Donald Duck socks do not reflect your individuality nor the wild side of your corporate facade. They do, however, mean your mother still dresses you or you wish she did.
9. Socks and sandals - lovely on Germans.
10.A jester hat does not make a man wacky.
11.Speedos are only acceptable on Olympic swimmers......
12.as are medallions.....
13....and tracksuit tops and bottoms.
14.Do you have a grey, red and black asymmetrical duvet?? Call a helpline
15.Open shirts: one button open = professional; two buttons = casual;
'three = oversharing.
16.Tight sleeveless muscle t-shirts are only ok if you're 17 years old, can do the
running-on-the-spot dance at the drop of a hat, and are a member of NSync
17.Those fold-up scooters + middle thirties exec = no no.
18.Here's a startling fact guys: Lara Croft isn't real. And Angelina is: a)an actress and b) married.
19.Is your definition of "new season shopping" buying the Man Utd kit?
20.Unless you own a rap empire, leave the chunky gold bracelet and "ice"
ring in the shop window
21.You'll NEVER pull if you put your mobile in the mobile phone pocket of your combats.
22.Bleached blonde hair. If it doesn't work for Eddie Irvine, it's not going to do it for you.
Things Women need To Know About Style
1.Show more cleavage
2.Wear shorter skirts