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Gooday peeps, and welcome to another great episode of 'Steve Irwin's Magical Adventures' with me, Steve Irwin. You may be surprised to see me still alive after my suicidal encounter with the Oasis star Liam Gallagher, but that situation only made me stronger in what I do ... what do I do? Anyway, the people at Jackass Studios wanted me to join the group but I had to turn them down because of you guys, I just love giving you these thrilling episodes of insanity. Let's take a look at what's in store this week then!
Narrator: Last week we saw Steve attempting to rescue the wild and rare celebrity species from the troublesome and all revealing conditions of the Big Brother house.
*Clip runs of Goldie prancing about*
Today, Steve gets tangled with a different kind of species ... the gaming species! And once again things get intense ...
The time is approximately 8:15am.
Steve stands outside an unknown appartment with the door left open
Steve: You may have never heard of these creatures before but believe me, they're nothing different from the dangerous species I've encountered in my time. I've been told by my personal specialists to take extreme precaution before I enter, so if you've been wondernig why I've replaced my green shorts with these green spandeks, now you know. These 'gamers', day in day out, spend hours on end playing things called 'Computer Games'. Til this day, no-one has figured these creatures out yet, and that's precisely why I'm here.
*Steve and camera crew gently tiptoe inside to find someone in a vest playing on a computer game*
Steve: Excuse me, what is your name?
unknown: *grumbles*
Steve: Oh dear, I think we may be invading this creatures space. Boys, back up a little.
Narrator: Suddenly Steve hears another reply, this time much more clearer
unknown: avrojo
Steve: What was that? Was that "AfroJoe"? Is that your name?
AfroJoe: *grumble* yerrz *grumble*
Steve: As you viewers can see, this mysterious little creature does not take his eyes off the screen to communicate, once it's started its daily playing routine.
Narrator: Steve notices something disturbing
*Cleverly walks towards AJ curiously*
Steve: Woah! This is phenomenal! Come here Geoffrey (camera man). If you look closely, you'll be able to see huge bags under the eyes of this beauty. I think we've stumbled across our first case of continuous gaming in the species. Judging from the size of these bags, I'll say the creature's been playing this game for over a day!
Narrator: Steve's curiousity leads him on
Steve: Now to find out what gender the little beauty is.
*Prods AJs nether region*
AfroJoe: RAAAAH! Get off me you freak!!
*Steve scarpers a few metres back along with the crew*
Steve: Blimey! That was a close one! Luckily enough I only got a few scratches, things could've been worse. Oh yeah, and it's a male. If only my wife Sue was here to witness this, but unfortunately she came down with the Big Brother fever from last week's episode.
Narrator: After Steve's aggressive encounter with the 'gamer', he decided once again to dive into the deep end and intterupt what the AfroJoe gamer was playing ... his Nintendo GameCube!
Steve: I'm really sweating here, never before have I felt so much fear, but what I'm about to do next may aggrevate this gamer even more now. Here goes!
*Pulls the TV and console plug out of their sockets*
AfroJoe: Why you bloody *@%*@#
*Crash ... Bang ... Wallop*
Narrator: Steve and the crew reappear outside AfroJoe's appartment battered and bruised, but Steve was determined not to give up his research on these creatures.
After lots of research on 'gaming' and the many different species of it, Steve realised that there was a war going on between three companies that he had never even heard of in his entire life.
Steve: Well it seems as if the so-called companies, Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft, have started a war with each other because they want to satisfy creatures just like AfroJoe in their own way. It seems as though AfroJoe and other Ninty's have gone through the marriage ritual with Nintendo. But still, my business isn't finished with this beauty. I can't help but feel ashamed for what I did to the poor, helpless creature that morning so I have decided to visit him again ... and my producer told me to do so, so that the RSPCA won't be on our backs! Anyway ...
Narrator: After having their fish and chips, Steve and the crew arrived back outside of the gamer, AfroJoe's appartment.
Steve: The time is precisely 9:30pm and me and my crew suspect AfroJoe to be in right this minute. So here we go!
Narrator: Steve kicks down the door
Steve: Holy Moly! What the hell's going on in here?
Narrator: AfroJoe has been caught butt-naked cheating on Nintendo with Sony, and whats more he seems to be playing with her Vice City. AfroJoe was furious, and suddenly Steve could understand his language
AfroJoe: You people again! I thought I had seen the last of you! Don't think that I didn't see you follow me around all this week, 'coz I did! What?!
*Glares at the camera*
Hey, turn that damn thing off!
*Whack!!*
*Everything goes dark for a couple of seconds*
Narrator: Steve reappears outside of AfroJoe's appartment
Steve: Things have quietened down now, but I think I may have to do something I would never have dreamed of doing during my career. I'm backing down from a case. I guess the case of the 'gaming' species is best left unsolved. All this console wars nonsense is getting out of hand, and I lost MY hand because of it ... look!
Well, don't worry because next week I'll be all revving to go in the Mongolian outback where I'll be wrestling with Chief Chubacka and his Seven Wives
...see you then!
*roll credits*
Thanks for Reading
>PK<
Narrator: Last week we saw Steve attempting to rescue the wild and rare celebrity species from the troublesome and all revealing conditions of the Big Brother house.
*Clip runs of Goldie prancing about*
Today, Steve gets tangled with a different kind of species ... the gaming species! And once again things get intense ...
The time is approximately 8:15am.
Steve stands outside an unknown appartment with the door left open
Steve: You may have never heard of these creatures before but believe me, they're nothing different from the dangerous species I've encountered in my time. I've been told by my personal specialists to take extreme precaution before I enter, so if you've been wondernig why I've replaced my green shorts with these green spandeks, now you know. These 'gamers', day in day out, spend hours on end playing things called 'Computer Games'. Til this day, no-one has figured these creatures out yet, and that's precisely why I'm here.
*Steve and camera crew gently tiptoe inside to find someone in a vest playing on a computer game*
Steve: Excuse me, what is your name?
unknown: *grumbles*
Steve: Oh dear, I think we may be invading this creatures space. Boys, back up a little.
Narrator: Suddenly Steve hears another reply, this time much more clearer
unknown: avrojo
Steve: What was that? Was that "AfroJoe"? Is that your name?
AfroJoe: *grumble* yerrz *grumble*
Steve: As you viewers can see, this mysterious little creature does not take his eyes off the screen to communicate, once it's started its daily playing routine.
Narrator: Steve notices something disturbing
*Cleverly walks towards AJ curiously*
Steve: Woah! This is phenomenal! Come here Geoffrey (camera man). If you look closely, you'll be able to see huge bags under the eyes of this beauty. I think we've stumbled across our first case of continuous gaming in the species. Judging from the size of these bags, I'll say the creature's been playing this game for over a day!
Narrator: Steve's curiousity leads him on
Steve: Now to find out what gender the little beauty is.
*Prods AJs nether region*
AfroJoe: RAAAAH! Get off me you freak!!
*Steve scarpers a few metres back along with the crew*
Steve: Blimey! That was a close one! Luckily enough I only got a few scratches, things could've been worse. Oh yeah, and it's a male. If only my wife Sue was here to witness this, but unfortunately she came down with the Big Brother fever from last week's episode.
Narrator: After Steve's aggressive encounter with the 'gamer', he decided once again to dive into the deep end and intterupt what the AfroJoe gamer was playing ... his Nintendo GameCube!
Steve: I'm really sweating here, never before have I felt so much fear, but what I'm about to do next may aggrevate this gamer even more now. Here goes!
*Pulls the TV and console plug out of their sockets*
AfroJoe: Why you bloody *@%*@#
*Crash ... Bang ... Wallop*
Narrator: Steve and the crew reappear outside AfroJoe's appartment battered and bruised, but Steve was determined not to give up his research on these creatures.
After lots of research on 'gaming' and the many different species of it, Steve realised that there was a war going on between three companies that he had never even heard of in his entire life.
Steve: Well it seems as if the so-called companies, Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft, have started a war with each other because they want to satisfy creatures just like AfroJoe in their own way. It seems as though AfroJoe and other Ninty's have gone through the marriage ritual with Nintendo. But still, my business isn't finished with this beauty. I can't help but feel ashamed for what I did to the poor, helpless creature that morning so I have decided to visit him again ... and my producer told me to do so, so that the RSPCA won't be on our backs! Anyway ...
Narrator: After having their fish and chips, Steve and the crew arrived back outside of the gamer, AfroJoe's appartment.
Steve: The time is precisely 9:30pm and me and my crew suspect AfroJoe to be in right this minute. So here we go!
Narrator: Steve kicks down the door
Steve: Holy Moly! What the hell's going on in here?
Narrator: AfroJoe has been caught butt-naked cheating on Nintendo with Sony, and whats more he seems to be playing with her Vice City. AfroJoe was furious, and suddenly Steve could understand his language
AfroJoe: You people again! I thought I had seen the last of you! Don't think that I didn't see you follow me around all this week, 'coz I did! What?!
*Glares at the camera*
Hey, turn that damn thing off!
*Whack!!*
*Everything goes dark for a couple of seconds*
Narrator: Steve reappears outside of AfroJoe's appartment
Steve: Things have quietened down now, but I think I may have to do something I would never have dreamed of doing during my career. I'm backing down from a case. I guess the case of the 'gaming' species is best left unsolved. All this console wars nonsense is getting out of hand, and I lost MY hand because of it ... look!
Well, don't worry because next week I'll be all revving to go in the Mongolian outback where I'll be wrestling with Chief Chubacka and his Seven Wives
...see you then!
*roll credits*
Thanks for Reading
>PK<
Thanks peeps!
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Pure and utter brilliance.
hehe Very nice.. ashers was better tho... His was way betta :P
Thanks
Good post Posh KiD.
Cheers Drunk Cow!
I think I will join the Spoof Off topic.
I think I will join the Spoof Off topic.
Steve Irwin?! What does he know about gaming, he spends too much time getting a blow job from a snake and giving his wife a shag up the old Wazzooo!
Crickey! Good post mate. Hehe, talking like that is fun. Truly good post though. I thin you should enter the Spoof Off topic because you would be a good addition.
Gooday peeps, and welcome to another great episode of 'Steve Irwin's Magical Adventures' with me, Steve Irwin. You may be surprised to see me still alive after my suicidal encounter with the Oasis star Liam Gallagher, but that situation only made me stronger in what I do ... what do I do? Anyway, the people at Jackass Studios wanted me to join the group but I had to turn them down because of you guys, I just love giving you these thrilling episodes of insanity. Let's take a look at what's in store this week then!
Narrator: Last week we saw Steve attempting to rescue the wild and rare celebrity species from the troublesome and all revealing conditions of the Big Brother house.
*Clip runs of Goldie prancing about*
Today, Steve gets tangled with a different kind of species ... the gaming species! And once again things get intense ...
The time is approximately 8:15am.
Steve stands outside an unknown appartment with the door left open
Steve: You may have never heard of these creatures before but believe me, they're nothing different from the dangerous species I've encountered in my time. I've been told by my personal specialists to take extreme precaution before I enter, so if you've been wondernig why I've replaced my green shorts with these green spandeks, now you know. These 'gamers', day in day out, spend hours on end playing things called 'Computer Games'. Til this day, no-one has figured these creatures out yet, and that's precisely why I'm here.
*Steve and camera crew gently tiptoe inside to find someone in a vest playing on a computer game*
Steve: Excuse me, what is your name?
unknown: *grumbles*
Steve: Oh dear, I think we may be invading this creatures space. Boys, back up a little.
Narrator: Suddenly Steve hears another reply, this time much more clearer
unknown: avrojo
Steve: What was that? Was that "AfroJoe"? Is that your name?
AfroJoe: *grumble* yerrz *grumble*
Steve: As you viewers can see, this mysterious little creature does not take his eyes off the screen to communicate, once it's started its daily playing routine.
Narrator: Steve notices something disturbing
*Cleverly walks towards AJ curiously*
Steve: Woah! This is phenomenal! Come here Geoffrey (camera man). If you look closely, you'll be able to see huge bags under the eyes of this beauty. I think we've stumbled across our first case of continuous gaming in the species. Judging from the size of these bags, I'll say the creature's been playing this game for over a day!
Narrator: Steve's curiousity leads him on
Steve: Now to find out what gender the little beauty is.
*Prods AJs nether region*
AfroJoe: RAAAAH! Get off me you freak!!
*Steve scarpers a few metres back along with the crew*
Steve: Blimey! That was a close one! Luckily enough I only got a few scratches, things could've been worse. Oh yeah, and it's a male. If only my wife Sue was here to witness this, but unfortunately she came down with the Big Brother fever from last week's episode.
Narrator: After Steve's aggressive encounter with the 'gamer', he decided once again to dive into the deep end and intterupt what the AfroJoe gamer was playing ... his Nintendo GameCube!
Steve: I'm really sweating here, never before have I felt so much fear, but what I'm about to do next may aggrevate this gamer even more now. Here goes!
*Pulls the TV and console plug out of their sockets*
AfroJoe: Why you bloody *@%*@#
*Crash ... Bang ... Wallop*
Narrator: Steve and the crew reappear outside AfroJoe's appartment battered and bruised, but Steve was determined not to give up his research on these creatures.
After lots of research on 'gaming' and the many different species of it, Steve realised that there was a war going on between three companies that he had never even heard of in his entire life.
Steve: Well it seems as if the so-called companies, Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft, have started a war with each other because they want to satisfy creatures just like AfroJoe in their own way. It seems as though AfroJoe and other Ninty's have gone through the marriage ritual with Nintendo. But still, my business isn't finished with this beauty. I can't help but feel ashamed for what I did to the poor, helpless creature that morning so I have decided to visit him again ... and my producer told me to do so, so that the RSPCA won't be on our backs! Anyway ...
Narrator: After having their fish and chips, Steve and the crew arrived back outside of the gamer, AfroJoe's appartment.
Steve: The time is precisely 9:30pm and me and my crew suspect AfroJoe to be in right this minute. So here we go!
Narrator: Steve kicks down the door
Steve: Holy Moly! What the hell's going on in here?
Narrator: AfroJoe has been caught butt-naked cheating on Nintendo with Sony, and whats more he seems to be playing with her Vice City. AfroJoe was furious, and suddenly Steve could understand his language
AfroJoe: You people again! I thought I had seen the last of you! Don't think that I didn't see you follow me around all this week, 'coz I did! What?!
*Glares at the camera*
Hey, turn that damn thing off!
*Whack!!*
*Everything goes dark for a couple of seconds*
Narrator: Steve reappears outside of AfroJoe's appartment
Steve: Things have quietened down now, but I think I may have to do something I would never have dreamed of doing during my career. I'm backing down from a case. I guess the case of the 'gaming' species is best left unsolved. All this console wars nonsense is getting out of hand, and I lost MY hand because of it ... look!
Well, don't worry because next week I'll be all revving to go in the Mongolian outback where I'll be wrestling with Chief Chubacka and his Seven Wives
...see you then!
*roll credits*
Thanks for Reading
>PK<
Narrator: Last week we saw Steve attempting to rescue the wild and rare celebrity species from the troublesome and all revealing conditions of the Big Brother house.
*Clip runs of Goldie prancing about*
Today, Steve gets tangled with a different kind of species ... the gaming species! And once again things get intense ...
The time is approximately 8:15am.
Steve stands outside an unknown appartment with the door left open
Steve: You may have never heard of these creatures before but believe me, they're nothing different from the dangerous species I've encountered in my time. I've been told by my personal specialists to take extreme precaution before I enter, so if you've been wondernig why I've replaced my green shorts with these green spandeks, now you know. These 'gamers', day in day out, spend hours on end playing things called 'Computer Games'. Til this day, no-one has figured these creatures out yet, and that's precisely why I'm here.
*Steve and camera crew gently tiptoe inside to find someone in a vest playing on a computer game*
Steve: Excuse me, what is your name?
unknown: *grumbles*
Steve: Oh dear, I think we may be invading this creatures space. Boys, back up a little.
Narrator: Suddenly Steve hears another reply, this time much more clearer
unknown: avrojo
Steve: What was that? Was that "AfroJoe"? Is that your name?
AfroJoe: *grumble* yerrz *grumble*
Steve: As you viewers can see, this mysterious little creature does not take his eyes off the screen to communicate, once it's started its daily playing routine.
Narrator: Steve notices something disturbing
*Cleverly walks towards AJ curiously*
Steve: Woah! This is phenomenal! Come here Geoffrey (camera man). If you look closely, you'll be able to see huge bags under the eyes of this beauty. I think we've stumbled across our first case of continuous gaming in the species. Judging from the size of these bags, I'll say the creature's been playing this game for over a day!
Narrator: Steve's curiousity leads him on
Steve: Now to find out what gender the little beauty is.
*Prods AJs nether region*
AfroJoe: RAAAAH! Get off me you freak!!
*Steve scarpers a few metres back along with the crew*
Steve: Blimey! That was a close one! Luckily enough I only got a few scratches, things could've been worse. Oh yeah, and it's a male. If only my wife Sue was here to witness this, but unfortunately she came down with the Big Brother fever from last week's episode.
Narrator: After Steve's aggressive encounter with the 'gamer', he decided once again to dive into the deep end and intterupt what the AfroJoe gamer was playing ... his Nintendo GameCube!
Steve: I'm really sweating here, never before have I felt so much fear, but what I'm about to do next may aggrevate this gamer even more now. Here goes!
*Pulls the TV and console plug out of their sockets*
AfroJoe: Why you bloody *@%*@#
*Crash ... Bang ... Wallop*
Narrator: Steve and the crew reappear outside AfroJoe's appartment battered and bruised, but Steve was determined not to give up his research on these creatures.
After lots of research on 'gaming' and the many different species of it, Steve realised that there was a war going on between three companies that he had never even heard of in his entire life.
Steve: Well it seems as if the so-called companies, Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft, have started a war with each other because they want to satisfy creatures just like AfroJoe in their own way. It seems as though AfroJoe and other Ninty's have gone through the marriage ritual with Nintendo. But still, my business isn't finished with this beauty. I can't help but feel ashamed for what I did to the poor, helpless creature that morning so I have decided to visit him again ... and my producer told me to do so, so that the RSPCA won't be on our backs! Anyway ...
Narrator: After having their fish and chips, Steve and the crew arrived back outside of the gamer, AfroJoe's appartment.
Steve: The time is precisely 9:30pm and me and my crew suspect AfroJoe to be in right this minute. So here we go!
Narrator: Steve kicks down the door
Steve: Holy Moly! What the hell's going on in here?
Narrator: AfroJoe has been caught butt-naked cheating on Nintendo with Sony, and whats more he seems to be playing with her Vice City. AfroJoe was furious, and suddenly Steve could understand his language
AfroJoe: You people again! I thought I had seen the last of you! Don't think that I didn't see you follow me around all this week, 'coz I did! What?!
*Glares at the camera*
Hey, turn that damn thing off!
*Whack!!*
*Everything goes dark for a couple of seconds*
Narrator: Steve reappears outside of AfroJoe's appartment
Steve: Things have quietened down now, but I think I may have to do something I would never have dreamed of doing during my career. I'm backing down from a case. I guess the case of the 'gaming' species is best left unsolved. All this console wars nonsense is getting out of hand, and I lost MY hand because of it ... look!
Well, don't worry because next week I'll be all revving to go in the Mongolian outback where I'll be wrestling with Chief Chubacka and his Seven Wives
...see you then!
*roll credits*
Thanks for Reading
>PK<