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Thu 21/02/02 at 13:27
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How to impress a woman

Compliment her,
respect her,
honour her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.


How to impress a man

Show up naked.
Bring food.
 
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Sat 23/02/02 at 22:07
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the 2 simple things men need. hope all you women taking notes.:

a thigh in one hand and a breast in the other.

now that don't matter if it's food or other things. we always gonna have a smile on our faces either way
 
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Sat 23/02/02 at 21:22
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ive read this before but it still makes me laugh
 
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Sat 23/02/02 at 20:27
MoJoJoJo
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Exactly
 
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Sat 23/02/02 at 14:18
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this topic proves once again how complicated and a pain in the ar*e women are to make happy while men only needs a few simple things.
 
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Sat 23/02/02 at 13:21
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THATS SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Thu 21/02/02 at 16:24
Bob_Monkhouse
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Laugh at her jokes, which are normally very bad!
 
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Thu 21/02/02 at 13:27
MoJoJoJo
Regular
"That's right!"
Posts: 10,645
How to impress a woman

Compliment her,
respect her,
honour her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.


How to impress a man

Show up naked.
Bring food.
 
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