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A man walking along a Blackpool beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"
The man said "Build a bridge to America from Ireland, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said "That's too easy... What is it you TRULY want? Something that will really benefit you. And something that will be a challenge for me"
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy"
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"
The man said "Build a bridge to America from Ireland, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said "That's too easy... What is it you TRULY want? Something that will really benefit you. And something that will be a challenge for me"
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy"
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Jimmy Duck wrote:
> Every day a bloke built like a pro footballer could be seen jogging on the
> beach. The thing about this man is head was about the same size as a golf ball.
> One day a man asked him why his head was so small, the man told him that one day
> he found this lamp and he rubbed it and a women genie came out and said would
> you like a quick Sh*g or a little head.
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Ha ha
> Every day a bloke built like a pro footballer could be seen jogging on the
> beach. The thing about this man is head was about the same size as a golf ball.
> One day a man asked him why his head was so small, the man told him that one day
> he found this lamp and he rubbed it and a women genie came out and said would
> you like a quick Sh*g or a little head.
---------
Ha ha
Every day a bloke built like a pro footballer could be seen jogging on the beach. The thing about this man is head was about the same size as a golf ball. One day a man asked him why his head was so small, the man told him that one day he found this lamp and he rubbed it and a women genie came out and said would you like a quick Sh*g or a little head.
ho ho! funny because it's true
A man walking along a Blackpool beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"
The man said "Build a bridge to America from Ireland, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said "That's too easy... What is it you TRULY want? Something that will really benefit you. And something that will be a challenge for me"
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy"
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"
The man said "Build a bridge to America from Ireland, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said "That's too easy... What is it you TRULY want? Something that will really benefit you. And something that will be a challenge for me"
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy"
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"