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Light guns, as their name suggests, do not work in dark conditions.
Oh, er, did you say light GUN? Sorry, thought you said Light SABER.
What? They don't work in the dark too? Damn!
After falling into the Dark Eco, Daxter is transformed into an ottsel - part otter, part weasel. Baked in their own juices, they are really quite delicious.
Jak's hairdo is modelled on the one orn by Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge
Playing with your eyes closed will increase the longevity of Jak & Daxter immensely, as will playing with your hands tied behind your back.
Combat pilots undergo terrible G-Forces, which leave permanent smiles spread across their faces.
One proposed cure for this saw the pilots being strapped into a g-force simulator and being spun backwards for everal days.
Unfortunately, this only served to fold their ears forward.
Currently, the Sergeant's advice is to "fly slower"
Rap music originated from Holland, where it was used to instigate mating rituals in which onions were chop-chopped up and the juice used to entice 'hanky panky'.
... well, if an agressive females advances were refuses, she would squirt him in the eyes so he couldn't watch footy instead.
100% of did you knows are written by illiterate monkeys.
... Hey!
Toy story Racer was quite good.
You can download movie shots from Pixar.com
True love is often never reciprocated.
Dolphins sleep with only half of their brains at one time.
exactly opposite to the Dj Spikey, who is awake with only half of his brain at one time.
Porpoises are not types of dolphin.
There is an old saying that says 'You can't put an old head on young shoulders.
The above adage is baloney, I have performed an operation of this nature.
The whole process took only 17 hours, a current world record.
Namco have made some off the world's greatest racing games, so why they keep fluffing up it's bike racing game is beyond me.
Moto GP2 claims to have authentic faces, which comes as a surprise as all the riders are wearing helmets and being viewed from behind.
f i fall off that bloody bike one more time, I'll eat the pad.
Natbuc sleeps with fishes.
A collecive of fish is knoiwn as 'fishes'.
Should Pisces rise in uranus.... you can see where this one's going.
I contest that fishing games should actually let you catch fish.
Maybe Bass Strike's makers might want to include that feature in their next game.
Read all my other topics and in will make you a fisher of men.
Oh, er, did you say light GUN? Sorry, thought you said Light SABER.
What? They don't work in the dark too? Damn!
After falling into the Dark Eco, Daxter is transformed into an ottsel - part otter, part weasel. Baked in their own juices, they are really quite delicious.
Jak's hairdo is modelled on the one orn by Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge
Playing with your eyes closed will increase the longevity of Jak & Daxter immensely, as will playing with your hands tied behind your back.
Combat pilots undergo terrible G-Forces, which leave permanent smiles spread across their faces.
One proposed cure for this saw the pilots being strapped into a g-force simulator and being spun backwards for everal days.
Unfortunately, this only served to fold their ears forward.
Currently, the Sergeant's advice is to "fly slower"
Rap music originated from Holland, where it was used to instigate mating rituals in which onions were chop-chopped up and the juice used to entice 'hanky panky'.
... well, if an agressive females advances were refuses, she would squirt him in the eyes so he couldn't watch footy instead.
100% of did you knows are written by illiterate monkeys.
... Hey!
Toy story Racer was quite good.
You can download movie shots from Pixar.com
True love is often never reciprocated.
Dolphins sleep with only half of their brains at one time.
exactly opposite to the Dj Spikey, who is awake with only half of his brain at one time.
Porpoises are not types of dolphin.
There is an old saying that says 'You can't put an old head on young shoulders.
The above adage is baloney, I have performed an operation of this nature.
The whole process took only 17 hours, a current world record.
Namco have made some off the world's greatest racing games, so why they keep fluffing up it's bike racing game is beyond me.
Moto GP2 claims to have authentic faces, which comes as a surprise as all the riders are wearing helmets and being viewed from behind.
f i fall off that bloody bike one more time, I'll eat the pad.
Natbuc sleeps with fishes.
A collecive of fish is knoiwn as 'fishes'.
Should Pisces rise in uranus.... you can see where this one's going.
I contest that fishing games should actually let you catch fish.
Maybe Bass Strike's makers might want to include that feature in their next game.
Read all my other topics and in will make you a fisher of men.
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Bah! I'm off
Blank wrote:
> You said this topic had originality and yet it is number two. Explain.
LOL, hahaha.
> You said this topic had originality and yet it is number two. Explain.
LOL, hahaha.
!@$£*
You said this topic had originality and yet it is number two. Explain.
Heh Heh
LOL.....ah that is just charming.....Well, I guess thats it then.. *Triple_H phones BT to cancel his internet conection for ever*
Yes, i should truly thank who helped me become, a comedy genius. Here goes:
I would first like to thank my parents for giving me the power to make all others laugh and use the word 'lol' too much for there own good, without this my jokes on the net would be nothing. I would also like to thank these people, some you will know, others, not: Tom, dick, harry, chris, scott, alex, sarah, pete, ssxpro, ortega, asher and hemang....hmm, there might be someone else.....nope, thanls you lot.
I would first like to thank my parents for giving me the power to make all others laugh and use the word 'lol' too much for there own good, without this my jokes on the net would be nothing. I would also like to thank these people, some you will know, others, not: Tom, dick, harry, chris, scott, alex, sarah, pete, ssxpro, ortega, asher and hemang....hmm, there might be someone else.....nope, thanls you lot.
That's right, Pro Evo. Now thank me. :-)
Pro Evo wrote:
> I am, a comedy genius and im wasted on you lot. :D
Erm excuse me? Who have you got to to thank for becoming REMOTELY funny?
> I am, a comedy genius and im wasted on you lot. :D
Erm excuse me? Who have you got to to thank for becoming REMOTELY funny?
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