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Lately there has been more talk of us all getting together and playing paintball or just meeting up and going to a pub or alton towers. Its been mentioned before and failed miserably. Once again it looks like it just aint gonna happen.
But imagine from the comical side of things what would actually happen if we did meet up.......
Don't take it serious or to heart, no offence meant to anyone.
:-)
Well where do we start. People would flock round the notables just to see if they had anything interesting to say - of course Ant and Rasta would get overlooked just because of the size difference.
Goatboy would go on about playing the drums and talking about boobs, which would excite some of the younger members who would try and get him to buy them pornos.
Mystique would be plagued with members wanting to touch her and kiss her but of course none of them would actually mutter anything to her, just smile and giggle because after all she is a girl.
There would no doubt be a pile of Newbies who have recieved some rough treatment due to their stupidity and the comments they have made to the others.
Drunk Cow would be sleeping due to the jet lag.
Everyone would be playing a "Where's Wally" kind of game in trying to identify the one we call Shaneo.
Some of us Scottish folk dressed in kilts with our faces painted blue in a true braveheart style would be either:
Drunk, stoned (AFROJOE!) or just trying to annoy as many english folk as possible and no doubt starting fights along the way.
Insane Bartender would be looking for the ideal moment to remove some clothes, strap on his helmet and catch the porntropper in his latest pose.
Wookiee would be standing proud with a pint on one hand wearing his beloved arsenal strip. Then the man utd fans would surround him and argue over and over.
Sniper would defend him but nobody would be able to understand him as he speaks like a klingon, his lack of vowels confuse us all except Mystique. She would be sure she recognises some of it as Klingon and would try to converse with him. Either that or just floor him for talking waffle.
Certain Newbies would just continuously talk, even if nobody was listening in hope that maybe someone out there would start to call them a regular.
Snuggly and the rest of the staff would need armed guards, especially all those who feel their post should have won GAD or who are fed up being banned over and over and over and over. Cue banning sticks, like the big bad ban button except when they ask you to leave this time chances are you wont come back.
Certain members would be recognised easily from their photos on SpecialObserve, others would remain mysterious until they reveal who they really are. Natbuc would continuously mention his bomberman score as others go on about how they would have beat him if it didn't crash. Meka would bring his kids along and a big bag to collect some more GAD's, I'm sure we would get a better conversation out of his kids than we would out of sniper and some of the newbies.
Wifes, girlfirends, boyfriends etc would either stay at home or avoid talking to anyone who looks remotely pyschotic. Rules out certain faces from SO then.
Monkey_Man would display his pocket monkey, he would later be arrested for revealing it to some elderly lady on the bus home. These actions would prevent Mystique from showing her monkey winkels off - shame.
Tony would show up in some fancy sports car and give everyone a game, he wouldn't be dressed like Santa though - he'd pay Snuggly to do that.
He would then race of only to stall at the first set of traffic lights and then flood the engine.
Some of the forum geeks would be out, talking about how big their RAM is and what sites they have hacked into this week. Many of them would have to leave early as they can't stay out to long without getting withdrawal from their computers and also the dangers of a nose bleed.
Grix would recite poems and talk about things that only his brain can understand, some would clap the be polite, others like Stryke would no doubt throw bottles to get him to stop.
Everyone would probably judge people straight away on their looks, even though they have been talking to each other for ages on-line. Some would still refuse to talk to each other, opting for an MSN approach and getting someone to pass messages on to them.
The one word that would be used the most throughout the day would be monkey. The pile of newbies would grow and grow. Cheaters would be added to the pile and anyone who happens to mention to wookiee that arsenal in fact lick balls, it is true that a wookiee could rip your arms and legs of before you can say sorry.
But by far the most exciting thing of all of it would be the photos people come back with and thier new mental image of the folk they talk to - or from now on will no longer talk too.
Then someone will mention in the future about all meeting up and everyone will agree on how it would be such a bad idea and that they couldn't make it.
Oh well. :-)
But imagine from the comical side of things what would actually happen if we did meet up.......
Don't take it serious or to heart, no offence meant to anyone.
:-)
Well where do we start. People would flock round the notables just to see if they had anything interesting to say - of course Ant and Rasta would get overlooked just because of the size difference.
Goatboy would go on about playing the drums and talking about boobs, which would excite some of the younger members who would try and get him to buy them pornos.
Mystique would be plagued with members wanting to touch her and kiss her but of course none of them would actually mutter anything to her, just smile and giggle because after all she is a girl.
There would no doubt be a pile of Newbies who have recieved some rough treatment due to their stupidity and the comments they have made to the others.
Drunk Cow would be sleeping due to the jet lag.
Everyone would be playing a "Where's Wally" kind of game in trying to identify the one we call Shaneo.
Some of us Scottish folk dressed in kilts with our faces painted blue in a true braveheart style would be either:
Drunk, stoned (AFROJOE!) or just trying to annoy as many english folk as possible and no doubt starting fights along the way.
Insane Bartender would be looking for the ideal moment to remove some clothes, strap on his helmet and catch the porntropper in his latest pose.
Wookiee would be standing proud with a pint on one hand wearing his beloved arsenal strip. Then the man utd fans would surround him and argue over and over.
Sniper would defend him but nobody would be able to understand him as he speaks like a klingon, his lack of vowels confuse us all except Mystique. She would be sure she recognises some of it as Klingon and would try to converse with him. Either that or just floor him for talking waffle.
Certain Newbies would just continuously talk, even if nobody was listening in hope that maybe someone out there would start to call them a regular.
Snuggly and the rest of the staff would need armed guards, especially all those who feel their post should have won GAD or who are fed up being banned over and over and over and over. Cue banning sticks, like the big bad ban button except when they ask you to leave this time chances are you wont come back.
Certain members would be recognised easily from their photos on SpecialObserve, others would remain mysterious until they reveal who they really are. Natbuc would continuously mention his bomberman score as others go on about how they would have beat him if it didn't crash. Meka would bring his kids along and a big bag to collect some more GAD's, I'm sure we would get a better conversation out of his kids than we would out of sniper and some of the newbies.
Wifes, girlfirends, boyfriends etc would either stay at home or avoid talking to anyone who looks remotely pyschotic. Rules out certain faces from SO then.
Monkey_Man would display his pocket monkey, he would later be arrested for revealing it to some elderly lady on the bus home. These actions would prevent Mystique from showing her monkey winkels off - shame.
Tony would show up in some fancy sports car and give everyone a game, he wouldn't be dressed like Santa though - he'd pay Snuggly to do that.
He would then race of only to stall at the first set of traffic lights and then flood the engine.
Some of the forum geeks would be out, talking about how big their RAM is and what sites they have hacked into this week. Many of them would have to leave early as they can't stay out to long without getting withdrawal from their computers and also the dangers of a nose bleed.
Grix would recite poems and talk about things that only his brain can understand, some would clap the be polite, others like Stryke would no doubt throw bottles to get him to stop.
Everyone would probably judge people straight away on their looks, even though they have been talking to each other for ages on-line. Some would still refuse to talk to each other, opting for an MSN approach and getting someone to pass messages on to them.
The one word that would be used the most throughout the day would be monkey. The pile of newbies would grow and grow. Cheaters would be added to the pile and anyone who happens to mention to wookiee that arsenal in fact lick balls, it is true that a wookiee could rip your arms and legs of before you can say sorry.
But by far the most exciting thing of all of it would be the photos people come back with and thier new mental image of the folk they talk to - or from now on will no longer talk too.
Then someone will mention in the future about all meeting up and everyone will agree on how it would be such a bad idea and that they couldn't make it.
Oh well. :-)
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Lately there has been more talk of us all getting together and playing paintball or just meeting up and going to a pub or alton towers. Its been mentioned before and failed miserably. Once again it looks like it just aint gonna happen.
But imagine from the comical side of things what would actually happen if we did meet up.......
Don't take it serious or to heart, no offence meant to anyone.
:-)
Well where do we start. People would flock round the notables just to see if they had anything interesting to say - of course Ant and Rasta would get overlooked just because of the size difference.
Goatboy would go on about playing the drums and talking about boobs, which would excite some of the younger members who would try and get him to buy them pornos.
Mystique would be plagued with members wanting to touch her and kiss her but of course none of them would actually mutter anything to her, just smile and giggle because after all she is a girl.
There would no doubt be a pile of Newbies who have recieved some rough treatment due to their stupidity and the comments they have made to the others.
Drunk Cow would be sleeping due to the jet lag.
Everyone would be playing a "Where's Wally" kind of game in trying to identify the one we call Shaneo.
Some of us Scottish folk dressed in kilts with our faces painted blue in a true braveheart style would be either:
Drunk, stoned (AFROJOE!) or just trying to annoy as many english folk as possible and no doubt starting fights along the way.
Insane Bartender would be looking for the ideal moment to remove some clothes, strap on his helmet and catch the porntropper in his latest pose.
Wookiee would be standing proud with a pint on one hand wearing his beloved arsenal strip. Then the man utd fans would surround him and argue over and over.
Sniper would defend him but nobody would be able to understand him as he speaks like a klingon, his lack of vowels confuse us all except Mystique. She would be sure she recognises some of it as Klingon and would try to converse with him. Either that or just floor him for talking waffle.
Certain Newbies would just continuously talk, even if nobody was listening in hope that maybe someone out there would start to call them a regular.
Snuggly and the rest of the staff would need armed guards, especially all those who feel their post should have won GAD or who are fed up being banned over and over and over and over. Cue banning sticks, like the big bad ban button except when they ask you to leave this time chances are you wont come back.
Certain members would be recognised easily from their photos on SpecialObserve, others would remain mysterious until they reveal who they really are. Natbuc would continuously mention his bomberman score as others go on about how they would have beat him if it didn't crash. Meka would bring his kids along and a big bag to collect some more GAD's, I'm sure we would get a better conversation out of his kids than we would out of sniper and some of the newbies.
Wifes, girlfirends, boyfriends etc would either stay at home or avoid talking to anyone who looks remotely pyschotic. Rules out certain faces from SO then.
Monkey_Man would display his pocket monkey, he would later be arrested for revealing it to some elderly lady on the bus home. These actions would prevent Mystique from showing her monkey winkels off - shame.
Tony would show up in some fancy sports car and give everyone a game, he wouldn't be dressed like Santa though - he'd pay Snuggly to do that.
He would then race of only to stall at the first set of traffic lights and then flood the engine.
Some of the forum geeks would be out, talking about how big their RAM is and what sites they have hacked into this week. Many of them would have to leave early as they can't stay out to long without getting withdrawal from their computers and also the dangers of a nose bleed.
Grix would recite poems and talk about things that only his brain can understand, some would clap the be polite, others like Stryke would no doubt throw bottles to get him to stop.
Everyone would probably judge people straight away on their looks, even though they have been talking to each other for ages on-line. Some would still refuse to talk to each other, opting for an MSN approach and getting someone to pass messages on to them.
The one word that would be used the most throughout the day would be monkey. The pile of newbies would grow and grow. Cheaters would be added to the pile and anyone who happens to mention to wookiee that arsenal in fact lick balls, it is true that a wookiee could rip your arms and legs of before you can say sorry.
But by far the most exciting thing of all of it would be the photos people come back with and thier new mental image of the folk they talk to - or from now on will no longer talk too.
Then someone will mention in the future about all meeting up and everyone will agree on how it would be such a bad idea and that they couldn't make it.
Oh well. :-)
But imagine from the comical side of things what would actually happen if we did meet up.......
Don't take it serious or to heart, no offence meant to anyone.
:-)
Well where do we start. People would flock round the notables just to see if they had anything interesting to say - of course Ant and Rasta would get overlooked just because of the size difference.
Goatboy would go on about playing the drums and talking about boobs, which would excite some of the younger members who would try and get him to buy them pornos.
Mystique would be plagued with members wanting to touch her and kiss her but of course none of them would actually mutter anything to her, just smile and giggle because after all she is a girl.
There would no doubt be a pile of Newbies who have recieved some rough treatment due to their stupidity and the comments they have made to the others.
Drunk Cow would be sleeping due to the jet lag.
Everyone would be playing a "Where's Wally" kind of game in trying to identify the one we call Shaneo.
Some of us Scottish folk dressed in kilts with our faces painted blue in a true braveheart style would be either:
Drunk, stoned (AFROJOE!) or just trying to annoy as many english folk as possible and no doubt starting fights along the way.
Insane Bartender would be looking for the ideal moment to remove some clothes, strap on his helmet and catch the porntropper in his latest pose.
Wookiee would be standing proud with a pint on one hand wearing his beloved arsenal strip. Then the man utd fans would surround him and argue over and over.
Sniper would defend him but nobody would be able to understand him as he speaks like a klingon, his lack of vowels confuse us all except Mystique. She would be sure she recognises some of it as Klingon and would try to converse with him. Either that or just floor him for talking waffle.
Certain Newbies would just continuously talk, even if nobody was listening in hope that maybe someone out there would start to call them a regular.
Snuggly and the rest of the staff would need armed guards, especially all those who feel their post should have won GAD or who are fed up being banned over and over and over and over. Cue banning sticks, like the big bad ban button except when they ask you to leave this time chances are you wont come back.
Certain members would be recognised easily from their photos on SpecialObserve, others would remain mysterious until they reveal who they really are. Natbuc would continuously mention his bomberman score as others go on about how they would have beat him if it didn't crash. Meka would bring his kids along and a big bag to collect some more GAD's, I'm sure we would get a better conversation out of his kids than we would out of sniper and some of the newbies.
Wifes, girlfirends, boyfriends etc would either stay at home or avoid talking to anyone who looks remotely pyschotic. Rules out certain faces from SO then.
Monkey_Man would display his pocket monkey, he would later be arrested for revealing it to some elderly lady on the bus home. These actions would prevent Mystique from showing her monkey winkels off - shame.
Tony would show up in some fancy sports car and give everyone a game, he wouldn't be dressed like Santa though - he'd pay Snuggly to do that.
He would then race of only to stall at the first set of traffic lights and then flood the engine.
Some of the forum geeks would be out, talking about how big their RAM is and what sites they have hacked into this week. Many of them would have to leave early as they can't stay out to long without getting withdrawal from their computers and also the dangers of a nose bleed.
Grix would recite poems and talk about things that only his brain can understand, some would clap the be polite, others like Stryke would no doubt throw bottles to get him to stop.
Everyone would probably judge people straight away on their looks, even though they have been talking to each other for ages on-line. Some would still refuse to talk to each other, opting for an MSN approach and getting someone to pass messages on to them.
The one word that would be used the most throughout the day would be monkey. The pile of newbies would grow and grow. Cheaters would be added to the pile and anyone who happens to mention to wookiee that arsenal in fact lick balls, it is true that a wookiee could rip your arms and legs of before you can say sorry.
But by far the most exciting thing of all of it would be the photos people come back with and thier new mental image of the folk they talk to - or from now on will no longer talk too.
Then someone will mention in the future about all meeting up and everyone will agree on how it would be such a bad idea and that they couldn't make it.
Oh well. :-)
No, you see, n00b's wouldn't be allowed.
Judah Ben-Hur wrote:
> No, you see, n00b's wouldn't be allowed.
My sources tell me you are screewed up and being an idiot and being stupid. I belive this is true!
> No, you see, n00b's wouldn't be allowed.
My sources tell me you are screewed up and being an idiot and being stupid. I belive this is true!
if it did happen then there would be 200 ish if it was july this year and 2000 if its july next year
I would bring the stick of lesser smiteingness.
BEARDS. wrote:
> I would bring the stick of lesser smiteingness.
ummm, you seem to like that word. explain your self!!!
> I would bring the stick of lesser smiteingness.
ummm, you seem to like that word. explain your self!!!
and all the spammers would not be aloud. only notables and good regulars
Who are your sauces, Catsup?
†HÊ_MÅÐMÃÑ what are you on aboot?
†HÊ_MÅÐMÃÑ what are you on aboot?
morbo wrote:
> BEARDS. wrote:
> I would bring the stick of lesser smiteingness.
>
> ummm, you seem to like that word. explain your self!!!
No.
> BEARDS. wrote:
> I would bring the stick of lesser smiteingness.
>
> ummm, you seem to like that word. explain your self!!!
No.
morbo wrote:
> BEARDS. wrote:
> I would bring the stick of lesser smiteingness.
>
> ummm, you seem to like that word. explain your self!!!
He explains nothing, that is why he is so mysterious.
> BEARDS. wrote:
> I would bring the stick of lesser smiteingness.
>
> ummm, you seem to like that word. explain your self!!!
He explains nothing, that is why he is so mysterious.
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