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Why does it mention FIFA 2003 and not Pro Evo 2? Why is DJ Spoony reviewing the games and what makes him such a qualified expert?
Why is his "Spoony Verdict" given a one sentence media-friendly soundbite to encourage parents to buy the games?
I'll give you an example. His "Spoony Verdict" for The Lord of The rings - The Two Towers amounted to this:
"I'm a massive LoTR fan and this had me spellbound"
Excuse me? Where's the decent review telling you about the game? Where's the unbiased viewpoint? Where are the receipts showing how much the producers have paid The Sun for such an expensively stupid insert?
The worst thing is the fact that it's foolish stuff like this that causes misery to people who get unwanted games as Xmas presents.
> My child, please. Join my cult and achieve worlds domination. It is
> the only way.
*Belldandy lines up crosshairs on sniper rifle and prepares to send someone to meet his god....*
Stop posting crap bono, and get a decent user name whilst you're at it eh ?
~~Belldandy~~
> bono is god wrote:
> Join me in heaven and we will discuss the matter further.
>
> SHUT UP!
well said
> Join me in heaven and we will discuss the matter further.
SHUT UP!
*slaps Bono around the head repeatedly with his copy of the Bible until Bono's head is bruised, battered and bleeding*
If your parents are like that, then tip them off over what games you want. It might ruin the surprise, but it;s better than getting a lemon and having to look happy for the photos.