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{"Cowboy" Cowboy by the infamous Kid Rock plays on the SR arena sound system as RkS appears at the top of the Titen-Tron. RkS walks halfway down the ramp, pulls his arm back and thrusts it forward in a fury of fireworks appear from the side of the ramp and the turnbuckles. RkS makes his way down to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans as he walks past. RkS slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles for a standing ovation. RkS lifts a microphone to his lips and raises his hand in silence.}
RkS: I've noticed something, this Fed isn't using my skills to their full potential. I am one of the most powerful men in this Fed and yet i get tossed aside like an un-noticed toy. It may be the best toy, but it's tossed aside and isn't given a chance. So this is a message to you, to give me a chance! WOW, i have a place in the Rumble, but that isn't really the best chance i've got, is it? I should be the one taking on the Champions. I should be the one taking on and beating chellengers for my title! BUT WHAT DO I GET!? Nothing! I work and work for you people and what do i get in return? A place in the Rumble! Is that all?! At Rumble in the Jungle i should be the one taking on the CAW World Title holder! Reaver! Your title!? There is no your title. Now there is my title! You can hide from me, but i'll find, and when i do, i'll show you who is the best wrestler in this damn Federation!
JR: In a way RkS is right, he has been overlooked as a superstar in this Federation and is yet to have a one-on-one match-up with any superstar! In that huge CAW title Battle Royal he did show himself worthy of a title.
King: He may have well but not well enough! If he won he would have shown everyone he was a true superstar, but he didn't, if you ask me he doesn't deserve a title shot.
RkS: Reaver, you and me both know that i could beat you anytime of the day, but the question is, will i get a title? Will i need to beat someone else to get a title shot? What the hell will i need to do????!!! Because let me tell you this, whatever you throw at me, i will throw back ten times as hard!
{"Cowboy" Cowboy by Kid Rock re-plays as RkS leaves the arena, good byed with a huge ovation.}
RkS: I've noticed something, this Fed isn't using my skills to their full potential. I am one of the most powerful men in this Fed and yet i get tossed aside like an un-noticed toy. It may be the best toy, but it's tossed aside and isn't given a chance. So this is a message to you, to give me a chance! WOW, i have a place in the Rumble, but that isn't really the best chance i've got, is it? I should be the one taking on the Champions. I should be the one taking on and beating chellengers for my title! BUT WHAT DO I GET!? Nothing! I work and work for you people and what do i get in return? A place in the Rumble! Is that all?! At Rumble in the Jungle i should be the one taking on the CAW World Title holder! Reaver! Your title!? There is no your title. Now there is my title! You can hide from me, but i'll find, and when i do, i'll show you who is the best wrestler in this damn Federation!
JR: In a way RkS is right, he has been overlooked as a superstar in this Federation and is yet to have a one-on-one match-up with any superstar! In that huge CAW title Battle Royal he did show himself worthy of a title.
King: He may have well but not well enough! If he won he would have shown everyone he was a true superstar, but he didn't, if you ask me he doesn't deserve a title shot.
RkS: Reaver, you and me both know that i could beat you anytime of the day, but the question is, will i get a title? Will i need to beat someone else to get a title shot? What the hell will i need to do????!!! Because let me tell you this, whatever you throw at me, i will throw back ten times as hard!
{"Cowboy" Cowboy by Kid Rock re-plays as RkS leaves the arena, good byed with a huge ovation.}
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WHO LET DA DOGS OUT! S...T...D Scotty The Doggy comes out from behind the curtains and walks down to the ring constantly pointing at his back and saying S...T...D! The crowd is going wild for this superstar.
Hold on a minute, now this week i beat 3 competitors in one match! And for that i got a CAW Heavyweight Title shot against Reaver, so all you misfits can wait because i have a Title shot with him first.
So when is this match?
STD's music plays and Scotty the Doggy runs through the crowd to the back, seemingly in a rush as all you lot on the WWF Forum will soon find out.
Hold on a minute, now this week i beat 3 competitors in one match! And for that i got a CAW Heavyweight Title shot against Reaver, so all you misfits can wait because i have a Title shot with him first.
So when is this match?
STD's music plays and Scotty the Doggy runs through the crowd to the back, seemingly in a rush as all you lot on the WWF Forum will soon find out.
Sorry if I got our characters wrong Ant.
*The newly formed tag team Jetster and Reaver are seen talking back stage*
Jetster: Hey Reaver we are totally going to have a great time at the tiddlywinks tournament! I mean Bob Harrison is on a role! Although George Marley has the experience, what do you think Reaver?
Reaver: Yep its sure going to be great, although these damn bugs are really starting to pis.....
Jetster: Hey! We promised our mothers not to swear!
Reaver: Yer your wright, thanks I nearly maid myself look like a right rhombus!
Jetster: erm......Is the camera on?
*Camera man nods*
Reaver: *Suddenly becomes hard* Yer we are going to kick everyone's a*ss in the tag team divison!
*They think the camera is off and exchange a cool link together involving twirls, shouting and it finishes in a high five*
*They are heard talking while they walk out the arena*
Jetster: Do you reckon that dog who does the flips will be at the show?
*Camera Fades out to see J.R. being treated by Paramedics for a heart attack, because he shouted "Good God! The man in the front row spilt his popcorn! This has to be the greatest Raw in history!"
Jetster: Hey Reaver we are totally going to have a great time at the tiddlywinks tournament! I mean Bob Harrison is on a role! Although George Marley has the experience, what do you think Reaver?
Reaver: Yep its sure going to be great, although these damn bugs are really starting to pis.....
Jetster: Hey! We promised our mothers not to swear!
Reaver: Yer your wright, thanks I nearly maid myself look like a right rhombus!
Jetster: erm......Is the camera on?
*Camera man nods*
Reaver: *Suddenly becomes hard* Yer we are going to kick everyone's a*ss in the tag team divison!
*They think the camera is off and exchange a cool link together involving twirls, shouting and it finishes in a high five*
*They are heard talking while they walk out the arena*
Jetster: Do you reckon that dog who does the flips will be at the show?
*Camera Fades out to see J.R. being treated by Paramedics for a heart attack, because he shouted "Good God! The man in the front row spilt his popcorn! This has to be the greatest Raw in history!"
*on titantron*
Reaver stands there, constantly scratching.
"Damn this country, and damn it's bugs!! Anyway, yes, Cong Man is making the matches next week. I'm sure he will do a 'fine' job. Unfortunately, after the Rumble, he won't be 'available' to do anymore. So enjoy your time Congie, etting up these no.1 contenders matches for the poor fools who aren't good enough to win the CAW Heavyweight Title, because I expect this will be the last time you get the chance."
"And T-Devil, Crusher, RkS? Pah, you can all fight me and I'd still beat you. I'm not going to give you the chance though, not yet. Maybe when you've all lost to me in one-on-one action, but not yet. Whoever wins this little tournament, I shall defeat you with ease. That's enough for now, I need to go and get some cream for these damn bites."
Reaver stands there, constantly scratching.
"Damn this country, and damn it's bugs!! Anyway, yes, Cong Man is making the matches next week. I'm sure he will do a 'fine' job. Unfortunately, after the Rumble, he won't be 'available' to do anymore. So enjoy your time Congie, etting up these no.1 contenders matches for the poor fools who aren't good enough to win the CAW Heavyweight Title, because I expect this will be the last time you get the chance."
"And T-Devil, Crusher, RkS? Pah, you can all fight me and I'd still beat you. I'm not going to give you the chance though, not yet. Maybe when you've all lost to me in one-on-one action, but not yet. Whoever wins this little tournament, I shall defeat you with ease. That's enough for now, I need to go and get some cream for these damn bites."
Cong for commish!!!! Cong for Commish!!!!
Get rid or Reaver, we want Cong as commish!
Cong for commish!!!! Cong for Commish!!!!
Get rid or Reaver, we want Cong as commish!
Cong for commish!!!! Cong for Commish!!!!
"It began in Afrika-ka-ka-ka" What on earth is this now? Here comes The Cong Man! He isn't wearing his gorilla suit which he symbolicaly shed yesterdayb but is sporting a very tasteful pair of brown furry tights. The corwd atually give him a really warm reception. "Now as you may or may not know commisioner Reaver has in his infinite wisdom gone on ahead to Brazzaville to aid preperations for The Rumble. What he didn't realise when he went though was that I have now taken charge of arranging the matches for next week! Now RkS I understand how you feel, but there are a number of talented superstars ahead of you in the queue. However I will give you a chance to work your way up the ladder. Next week here at the SR Arena *Huge crowd pop* You will face the T-Devil who thinks he deserves a shot too. Crusher will also be facing The Psychiatrist, the winners of these matches will go on to a number one contenders match. Over and out.."
Cong Man leaves the way he entered
Cong Man leaves the way he entered
Can't take it Rick?? ¦¬{|}
Whatever :-D
"ELECTRIFY...Dong...Dong...Dong...Dong...Hahahahaa". T-Devil makes his way to the ring, with a mixture of cheers and boos.
T-Devil: Hey, RkS, you think you deserve the gold! You're a funny guy. Gimme a break. We all know that I'm talent being wasted by day. Yeah, I am one half of THE greatest tag team going, but how many matches have I had?? 2, 3, 4. How many have I won?? 1! ONE damn match. Yeah, it was a tough one, but I should be winning! You can blame it on me, but most of the matches have had interfereance AGAINST me, and I always end up losing because of it. I think I deserve the gold that Reaver holds. RkS, you wanna challenge me?? Well, the week after Rumble, I want you... I want you in a number 1 Contenders match. The winner will face the champ. What do ya say????
"ELECTRIFY-(into Faith, by Limp Bizkit)". Crusher appears through the crowd.
Crusher: You know, he's right. Firstly, we ARE the greatest Tag Team going...and come Rumble, we will beat those two jobbers...we will beat Hellraisers. Secondly, he DOES deserve Reaver's gold. He's been here 2/3 months now. So, he's the true champ. Oh, and lastly, don't I deserve the gold?? I want a number 1 contenders shot with RkS next week.
T-Devil: Hmmmmm, that's another matter! So Reaver, do the right thing, give me and Crusher a number 1 contenders shot the week after Rumble. Triple Threat, RkS vs. T-Devil vs. Crusher (Tazz).
"ELECTRIFY-(into Faith, by Limp Bizkit)". T-Devil and Crusher (BDA) leave the arena as the crowd cheer on.
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Just to clear things up, the crowd love Crusher, kinda like T-Devil, and LOVE the BDA.
T-Devil: Hey, RkS, you think you deserve the gold! You're a funny guy. Gimme a break. We all know that I'm talent being wasted by day. Yeah, I am one half of THE greatest tag team going, but how many matches have I had?? 2, 3, 4. How many have I won?? 1! ONE damn match. Yeah, it was a tough one, but I should be winning! You can blame it on me, but most of the matches have had interfereance AGAINST me, and I always end up losing because of it. I think I deserve the gold that Reaver holds. RkS, you wanna challenge me?? Well, the week after Rumble, I want you... I want you in a number 1 Contenders match. The winner will face the champ. What do ya say????
"ELECTRIFY-(into Faith, by Limp Bizkit)". Crusher appears through the crowd.
Crusher: You know, he's right. Firstly, we ARE the greatest Tag Team going...and come Rumble, we will beat those two jobbers...we will beat Hellraisers. Secondly, he DOES deserve Reaver's gold. He's been here 2/3 months now. So, he's the true champ. Oh, and lastly, don't I deserve the gold?? I want a number 1 contenders shot with RkS next week.
T-Devil: Hmmmmm, that's another matter! So Reaver, do the right thing, give me and Crusher a number 1 contenders shot the week after Rumble. Triple Threat, RkS vs. T-Devil vs. Crusher (Tazz).
"ELECTRIFY-(into Faith, by Limp Bizkit)". T-Devil and Crusher (BDA) leave the arena as the crowd cheer on.
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Just to clear things up, the crowd love Crusher, kinda like T-Devil, and LOVE the BDA.
You have Cowboy as an entrance. :D
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