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Presenter - And We are here at the Big Brother compund where the housemates have just arrived!
DAY 1
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-7pm
*The Cast Arrives*
Gerrid - *pootling* Hmm, reality TV sucks, Why'd they put me in it?
Whitestripes - *Hefting a bag with a loud metallic sound coming from inside* Yeah, stupid maddmun, I'm gonna kill him when we get out
Cyclone - I dunno, I guess it's be OK
Top Score - PS2 is da bomb!
Mystique - SPANK MY MONKEYS!
*Evryone ignores her and she stops*
Kyz22 - Heh, I'm gonna win this!
Gerrid - Shut up Kyz, no-one cares
Kyz22 - MEH!
Sheepy - Teehee hee
Mystique - What are you laughing at...
Sheepy - Teehee hee, umm, no reason, we get a chicken coop don't we?
Parr - Yeah, now I can practise my magic on them....
Kyz22 - OOH OOH! Can I be the guy you chop in half?
Parr - Sure....
Sheepy - *Rubbing his hands together gleefully whilst shaking his head uncotrollably* Ah, Chickens
Dark Mark - Sheepy? What ARE you doing?
Sheepy - *Bouncing up and down happily* THERE'S CHICKENS!
Mystique - OK... MONKEY SPANKING! WAAAAHH!!! YAHOO!!
Top Score - Gamecube is rubbish!!! X-Box is bad!
Gerrid - ARGH! 20 days with these people! NOOOOO!!!
Whitestripes - Bah, I'm goin to bed
Drunk Cow - Oi! Why haven't I spoken yet?
Cyclone - WHO CARES!
Gerrid - Yeah! No-one wants to hear your drivel *pootles*
*Whitestripes leaves whilst the rest of the people moan, groan or jump up and down shouting "SPANK MY MONKEY!!"*
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DAY 2
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"This Is Big Brother, Could one of you please make your way to the confession room"
Parr - I'll go
The Rest Of Them - OK, bye!
Parr - ??? Why are they so happy?
*He enters the confession room*
Drunk Cow - Teehee! You got the bucket?
Gerrid - Yep, come on, Mark Fill er up!
Mark - Two seconds, this golden syrup doesn't flow that quickly! Kyz22 have you got the Ant?
Kyz22 - Yep, ready to let loos at soon as plan A goes through,
"Hi, this is Big Bro..."
Parr - Grix? Is that you?
Grix - I am Big Broth...
Parr - No, it's you Grix isn't it?
Grix - NO! I AM BIG BROTHE....
Parr - Don't you lie now!
Grix - DAMN IT! DON'T CALL ME GRIX HERE! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE BIG BROTHER
Parr - OK then Grix
Grix - GRRRR....
Parr - Why so angry?
Grix - OK, you have no task, but who do you want out,
Parr - ALREADY!?
Grix - Yeah,
Parr - I vote you out
Grix - You can't vote out me!
Parr - Damn, ah well, I vote for *BEEEEEEEP*
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ALL VOTES ARE PRIVATE AND WILL NOT BE REVEALED
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*Parr comes out and gets covered in golden syrup*
Parr - OI! Why'd you do that?
Drunk Cow - No reason, Kyz! release the YOU KNOW WHAT
Kyz22 - Uh?
Parr - What the..?
Drunk Cow - THE YOU KNOW WHAT!
Kyz22 - Uh?
Gerrid - RELEASE THE ANT FOR GOD'S SAKE
Kyz22 - Uh?
Dark Mark - Gimme that! *punches Kyz and releases ANT
Parr - ARGHH!!!!! YOU FIENDS! (To Ant) Uh, yeah, right there, I've got an itch, ahhhhhh. That's better, thanks you guys
Sheepy - Meh! You were supposed to cry! I mean, ummm.....
*The rest of the housemates go in to make their votes*
Dark Mark - Heh, who did you vote out?
Drunk Cow -I voted against *bleep*
*All of a sudden loud sirens are heard and then thuds are heard on the roof*
Gerrid - What the..?
*Three men dressed in black tuxedo's with Dark sunglasses on and batons in their hands fall through the skylight*
Whitestripes - Hmm, this is different,
Man In Black 1 - I am Mr Snuggly, you may call me Mr Snuggly, we have received reports of someone revealing their vote outside of the confession room.
*The other one walks around the room, temporarily disabling the cameras*
Man In Black 2 - Yes, and I am Tony.
Man In Black 3 - Drunk Cow, you have no right to talk, anything you say and do will be ignored from this point on, as you will be severely punished, thrown out of the house and your vote disqualified and replaced with who you didn't want out. Oh yeah, and I am Hybrid Valves
Drunk Cow - Damn it
*Hybrid Valves lets out on Drunk Cow with his baton, leaving him almost dead*
*Tony and Snuggly drag out Drunk Cow whilst Hybrid Valves goes round fixing the camera's.
Hybrid - You seen nothing, OK.
All - Seen what?
Hybrid - Well, you know, what jus... ahh
*A few more thuds are heard on the roof and everyone wonders what is going on now.
*A few guys jump through the skylight and pull out badges*
Mysterious People - RSPCA! Nobody move
RSPCA Officer 1 - Hybrid Valves, you have been chargfed with the brutal attack of one Drunk feeling cow.
Hybrid - Damn it.
*Hybrid makes a run for it, a gunshot is heard and Hybrid falls dead*
*The RSPCA carry Hybrid outside and start making weird signals*
Officer 2 - A ca cac caca cac cac ca!
Gerrid - Eh?
*A large bird made out of sand (spot the reference for an extra point) comes down and the RSPCA people jump on, befor flying away*
Parr - Well, that was different
Gerrid - Yeah, bet you see that after every fight though Sheepy
Sheepy - *Looks up from chewing the couch* See what?
Whitestripes - He sat there and chewed the couch the whole time, probably doesn't even know that Drunk Cow is gone
Sheepy - Who?
Dark Mark - Ah leave him, but yeah, it happens, after every fight, my opponent always seem to get charged with attacking a Dark Albino, it's kinda freaky
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In the Big Brother Studio
Presenter - Well, what an eventful day!
So from your choice of Parr and Mystique, who will YOU vote out
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Day 3
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- 2pm
Mystique - Well SPANK MY MONKEY, they voted ME out! Can you believe that?
Whitestripes - NO-WAY! You made this house what it is today!
Top Score - DA GAYCUBE SHOULDA BEEN VOTED OUT!!
Kyz22 - Oh SHUT UP Top Score
Top Score - Ah shut up ya kiddy Nintendo Gaycube lover, I'd never want to be seen in bed with one of those, Can't say the same for you though
Dark Mark - Ah be quiet Top Score, no-one cares about your stupi.... huh?! Anyone seen Sheepy?
Gerrid - Umm, no, ah well, now no-one will chew our couch anymore
Cyclone - *Looks Up* Umm, oops, sorry.
Gerrid - Ah well, Mark why don't you go look for him
Dark Mark - Good idea, See you later, hopefully, I'll have found Sheepy
Whitestripes - Bye. *Whispers *And good riddance
Dark Mark - What did you say?
Whitestripes - And good riddance,
Dark Mark - Oh, thanks. Bye
Gerrid - Ah this sucks, why do I have to be here? *pootles* Ah that's better.
Mystique - Hey! What about me! Won't you say goodbye? I've got to go in a minute
All - *Unenthusiastically* Oh, bye
Mystique - Oh, you DO love me! for a moment there I thought you didn't love me!
All *sarcastically* Why would you think that!? We DO love you!
Mystique - Great, now one thing before I go
Parr- What?
Mystique - SMACK MY MONKEY!!!!
*The camera view shifts to the front door and you see Mystique fly out of the door into a puddle. The door slams closed*
*You see inside the house again with Gerrid walking away from the door
Gerrid - And Good Riddance
Whitestripes - Thank god for that, she was getting on my nerves. MY NERVES, how strange is that?
Kyz22 - Wow, YOUR NERVES?
*The house falls silent*
*Cyclone spits out a bit of couch*
Cyclone - What did I miss?
Kyz22 - Mystique got on WHITESTRIPES' NERVES! A feat only ever achieved by maddmun!!!!
Cyclone - Wow *dribbles*
*no-one talks for the rest of the day, as theey are having a 4 hour silence dedicted to Mystique's amazingness The only sound was from Mark crashing around trying to find Sheepy*
Day 4
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8am
Top Score - Hmmm, Dark Mark isn't back, good, I hate Nintendo and all who like it!!!
Kyz22 - SHUT UP TOP SCORE
Top Score - Oh, what you gonna do? Throw a Gamecube at me? I'm shaking in my slippers
Whitestripes - Yeah, Bugs Bunny slippers! What's up with that?
Top Score - Uhh, my girlfriend gave me them
All - *Try to keep a straight face but fail and burst into laughter* Buhahahaha!!!!!! You! A GIRLFRIEND! BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Top Score goes away in a mood*
Parr - Hey Top Score!
Top Score - GAYCUBE SMELLS!
*More ignorance occurs towards Top Score*
Cyclone - I know, watch this.
WHAT! A NAKED PS2! WOW!
*The door bursts open and Top Score emerges to find everyone pointing and laughing at him*
Top Score - Where!?, Where!?
Gerrid - Ahahaha! I always knew it! You're cheating on DavidRJR!
Top Score - Am not! I mean, erm... who's this DavidRJR?
Whitestripes - Pfft! I heard that Update2.01 didn't love you anymore, you poor soul
Top Score - NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I mean, erm, *beep* off!
Parr - You sad, sad, person.
Top Score - It's You sad, sad man! Idiot!
Kyz22 - Yeah, but we're not sure if you ARE a man.
Top Score - Feg off, I'll see you guy's later.
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Big Brother Studio
Presenter - Well, it looks like they're getting on just fine, erm, for well, umm, gah, they haven't stopped fighting since they met each other. But well, at least it's keping the ratings up....but they are now rapidly decreasing. What's going on?
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Channel 3
Schoeder - I can't believe I won!
Presenter - How does it feel to win the SR ofice chair races?
Schroeder - It's so flattering! Is My hair OK?
Presenter - I'm amazed at the fact that a woman won!
Schroeder - *Slaps the presenter* That is sexism! All you men are pigs!
Presenter - Ow ow ow, yeah, but did you realise that that is a sexist comment *slap*
OW! Umm, let's watch replay's! Ow ow ow ow!
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Big Brother Studio
Presenter - Finally, We're getting some ratings!
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Day 8
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Gerrid - GAWD! 5 days of non-stop pootling! I need a new hobby
Whitestripes - Listen to yourself Gerrid! You're going crazy!
Gerrid - ARGH!!!!! NOOO! My pootling is slowly extinguishing! I NEED OUT!!
Parr - Has anyone seen Mark or Sheepy, They've been gone for days now!
Kyz22 - Ah who cares?
Grix - This is Grix, erm, I mean BIG BROTHER, would Cyclone please come to the confession room.
Cyclone - Heading toward the confession room* Damn, Why do I get the first task?
Grix - Because we picked you!
Cyclone - Meh
Grix - Yo need to play an X-Box for at least 6 hours within the next 24 hours
Cyclone - Xbox? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Grix - AND, if you mention one word of "badness" about it and we will make you obey every one of Top Score's commands.
Cyclone - But don't I need a TV?
Grix - Why? So that you can enjoy it? I don't think so.
Cyclone - Damn it
Grix - If you go outside there is a forklift with an Xbox fixed to it. Your Time Starts Now!
*Cyclone runs outside and picks up the Xbox*
Cyclone - Stupid Damn thing!
*He tries to lift it above his head*
Cyclone - Uh-oh, damn sweaty hands
*Throws it across the garden*
*Kyz22 looks up*
Kyz22 - Eh? ARGH! FLYING XBOX!!! Huh? Flying X-Box???
*SPLAT, all of his body is flattened except thearea below his knees*
Cyclone - Oh dear
*Parr and gerrid come over&*
Whitestripes - Oh dear
Gerrid - Oh the ironing
Top Score- Haha! Deserves it for liking the Gaycube.
PArr - Damn, that's sad Top Score, he's just been squished!
Top Score - Ah well, I'm going to bed.
All - Yeah, me too,
Parr - Let's dedicate our sleeping hours as a silence towards Kyz22
Gerrid - Yeah, I don't want to waste my tommorow for a silence on HIM.
Whitestripes - Haha, very funny. Goodnight.
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Day 9
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8am
Parr - Hey guys! I found Sheepy and Dark Mark in the chicken coop!
Gerrid - What were you doing in there?
Parr - Looking for chickens to practise magic on!
Whitestripes - Well, be careful, those stupid RSPCA dude's may come back for animal cruelty
Parr - Don't worry, they won't be endangered
Gerrid - Hey, I want to find out why Dark Mark and Sheepy have been in a chicken coop for a week.
Dark Mark - Well, I went off to find Sheepy as you know, and I found him in the chicken coop with a chicken down his trousers, he then pulled me in and told me not to tell anyone
Sheepy - Grrr... I didn't pull you in, You jumped in and wouldn't let me out!
Dark Mark - I'm sorry, but I'm Welsh and you're a sheep! It was too hard to resist!!
Sheepy - Then He kept me locked in there with him for the rest of the week! Thing is, I was just trying to excite the chickens so that they'd lay some eggs. Honest!!
Parr - Hey! Your supposed to watch my magic show!
Cyclone - Wait, I wanna hear more!
Sheepy - That's all.
*Everyone groans*
Whitestripes - I guess we'll have to watch Parr's stupid magic show.
*Parr dances and jumps up and down*
Parr - Yay! Now we can see my magic show!
Gerrid - Just get on with it!
Parr - First, I will teleport this chicken from this box to that box over there!
*He motions to a box at the other side of the room*
Parr - Alakabooee! Alakazam Make This Stupid Chicken, Teleport from this box here to that other one at the side of the room! Sorry it doesn't rhyme.
*He walks over to the other box, lifts it up and everyone is astounded to see a chicken in the other box.
Sheepy - *Spits out some of the couch* Wow!
*He is about to bow when a chicken falls out of the first box*
Gerrid - CHEAT!!
Parr - Damn, OK, I won't cheat with this, and it really works. I learnt it off of the great David Blaine
*He lifts up the chicken and breaks it's neck, everyone can see this perfectly well*
Whitestripes - David Blaine doesn't actually break it's neck idiot!
Parr - He doesn't!? Ah well, it'll still work
*He strokes the neck gently for a minute, he begins to get irritated and strokes it harder*
Parr - Ummm, oopsy! It's kinda, dead.
Top Score - Well that does it, the RSPCA dudes will be here in no time to take you away! Probably got mesmerised by a PS2 on their way over and that's why they're not here yet.
Cyclone - Shut Up Top Score! Argh, you
Gerrid - Heh, your gonna fry for this! Have a nice life! I'm gonna go pootle *pootles*
Parr - Damn
Grix - This Is Big Brother, it's time for another vote. Come in any order
*Everyone makes their vote and messes around for the next couple of hours*
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Day 10
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2am
Parr - I know we all voted for Top Score, so lets make him pay for everything in the past week
Sheepy - Umm, I voted for someone else
Whitestripes - What are you goin to do?
Gerrid - Well, I think we should put a Gamecube in his bed with him
*Cyclone comes in carrying the Xbox*
Cyclone - Raar! I AM XBOXMAN!! YOU SHALL ALL PERISH!!!!!
Dark Mark - Shut Up Cyclone, we said Gamecube
Cyclone - EWW! What is this?
Gerrid - I think that's Kyz22
Whitestripes - Heh, cool
Cyclone - Ewww!
Whitestripes - Shut Up, come on, lets go.
*They venture into Top Score's room, as quiet as possible, and lift up the quilt, only to find.............. A NAKED PS2!!!*
Gerrid - I knew it!!
Dark Mark - Come On, lets replace it with the Gamecube
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11am
Top Score *Crying* I'm so unhappy!
Gerrid *Stifling a laugh* What?
Top Score - First my lovely PS2 mutates into an Gamecube! Then, you guys vote me out!
Whitestripes - Heh, thought you said you'd never want to be seen in bed with a Gamecube
Whitestripes - Oh yeah, here's your PS2 We found it trying to make love to you last night.
Top Score - AND YOU STOPPED IT!! I mean, erm, thanks....
Dark Mark - Hey! Where's Parr?
Gerrid - I think they took him away last night
Sheepy - Replacement
Cyclone - Eh? He's being replaced?
*The door opens and a long haired boy walks in*
Tribute - Hi everyone!
Gerrid - AH!! It's a friend of neB!! HIDE ME!!
Whitestripes - Don't be scared it's only Tribute
Gerrid - Run Away!
*Gerrid runs away, and at that same time Top Score is evicted*
Tribute - What's his problem
Cyclone - It's just Gerrid, who cares?
Whitestripes - Oi! *Begins to glare at Cyclone suspecting craziness* Gerrid is more than just dirt! He taught me how to pootle!
Cyclone - Yeah, and that pootling is stupid too!
Whitestripes - I did not just hear that. I. DID. NOT. JUST. HEAR THAT!!!!
Cyclone - Yes you did, pootling smells!
Whitestripes - There is only one punishment fitting for this typee of crime
*Whitestripes runs into his room and returns carrying his big bag*
*What's in that bag?
Whitestripes - Thou Shalt Be PINNED!!!
*The camera's shift to the roof where Gerrid is sitting there pootling*
Gerrid - I hate this place, I want out
*He pootles some more, and realises that he is winding the Guard Dogs outside up*
Gerrid - Heh, this is funny, I may pootle some more.
*He pootles furiously*
Gerrid - HAHA! Stupid Dogs
* He pootles past the world pootling record and the guard dogs are jumping, barking and running around crazily*
*All of a sudden a huge crash is heard to the west of the compound*
*Gerrid Runs towards it*
Gerrid - AJ!? What are you doing here?
Afrojoe - Well, when I seen you wanting out I jumped into the Buxom Wenchmobile and came to free you*
Gerrid - *Jumping in* Great!
*The Buxom Wenchmobile reversed out of the compound and pootled away past the horizon*
*Sheepy, Dark Mark and Tribute have run out to see this spectacle, as Whitestripews is busy pinning Cylcone*
Sheepy - YES! Now I can escape from this crazy Welshman!
*Sheepy runs through the huge hole in the compound*
Dark Mark - Hey! WAIT FOR ME!! WE HAVEN'T BEEN TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH!!
*Dark Mark Chases him out of the compound*
Tribute - I guess that leaves me, Cyclone and Whitestripes
*Tribute returns inside to see Whitestripes chasing Cyclone*
Whitestripes - THOU SHALT BE PINNED!!
Cyclone - If you can catch me!
*Whitestripes gets Cyclone cornered*
Whitestripes - If you pootle for me, I'll go lightly on you!
Cyclone - But pootling without permission is illegal!
Whitestripes - I've given you permission!
*Cyclone tries to pootle but disgraces himself*
Whitestripes - You have disgraced pootling and all it stands for! Your punishment shall be worse!
Tribute - *To himself* I need to stop this
*Cyclone runs away and then turns round to throw his pathetic safety pins at Whitestripes*
*Whitestripes dodges every one of them and returns the favour, but with REAL pins*
*Cyclone dodges all but a few of the pins in a bullet time style dodgeness*
*Whitestripes walks over with some pins aimed at Cyclone*
Tribute - *Aiming an Xbox at Whitestripes* Dodge this!
Whitestripes - OK! *Goes into Hero Time and ducks before running over to Tribute and killing him with one pin through the head*
Whitestripes - *To Cyclone* Now it's your turn!
*He throws hundreds of pins at Cyclone, eventually knocking him out*
*The TV screen goes blank*
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Day 11
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Cyclone - Huh? Where am I?
Big Brother Presenter - Well, after Whitestripes attacked you with his pins, we sent in hundreds of SWAT teams. Much of them are dead after a lengthy battle with him, but hey, now that everyone is either dead, evicted, escaped or in custody, you win the first place prize of a GAD!!!
Grix(As a person now, not a voice) - Yeah, it finished in half the time because of all these events, the PINs secured your win!
Cyclone - Pins? PINS!?!? ARGH!!!!!!! *Cyclone runs away into the darkness*
Presenter - Well. now what are we going to do with this prize?
*All the nearby trees sway and a helicopter lands next to them, a well dressed man walks out*
Well Dressed Man - Hi, umm, I'm Meka Dragon and ummm, Since no-ones taking it, umm, I will. umm, bye.
*Meka Dragon gets back into the helicopter and flies away*
Presenter - Well, this is been our most eventful Big Brother yet. Tune into Big Brother 362 next week!
I'm the presenter, and Goodbye! *TV switches off*
Darkus - What a crap program!
THE END
DAY 1
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-7pm
*The Cast Arrives*
Gerrid - *pootling* Hmm, reality TV sucks, Why'd they put me in it?
Whitestripes - *Hefting a bag with a loud metallic sound coming from inside* Yeah, stupid maddmun, I'm gonna kill him when we get out
Cyclone - I dunno, I guess it's be OK
Top Score - PS2 is da bomb!
Mystique - SPANK MY MONKEYS!
*Evryone ignores her and she stops*
Kyz22 - Heh, I'm gonna win this!
Gerrid - Shut up Kyz, no-one cares
Kyz22 - MEH!
Sheepy - Teehee hee
Mystique - What are you laughing at...
Sheepy - Teehee hee, umm, no reason, we get a chicken coop don't we?
Parr - Yeah, now I can practise my magic on them....
Kyz22 - OOH OOH! Can I be the guy you chop in half?
Parr - Sure....
Sheepy - *Rubbing his hands together gleefully whilst shaking his head uncotrollably* Ah, Chickens
Dark Mark - Sheepy? What ARE you doing?
Sheepy - *Bouncing up and down happily* THERE'S CHICKENS!
Mystique - OK... MONKEY SPANKING! WAAAAHH!!! YAHOO!!
Top Score - Gamecube is rubbish!!! X-Box is bad!
Gerrid - ARGH! 20 days with these people! NOOOOO!!!
Whitestripes - Bah, I'm goin to bed
Drunk Cow - Oi! Why haven't I spoken yet?
Cyclone - WHO CARES!
Gerrid - Yeah! No-one wants to hear your drivel *pootles*
*Whitestripes leaves whilst the rest of the people moan, groan or jump up and down shouting "SPANK MY MONKEY!!"*
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DAY 2
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"This Is Big Brother, Could one of you please make your way to the confession room"
Parr - I'll go
The Rest Of Them - OK, bye!
Parr - ??? Why are they so happy?
*He enters the confession room*
Drunk Cow - Teehee! You got the bucket?
Gerrid - Yep, come on, Mark Fill er up!
Mark - Two seconds, this golden syrup doesn't flow that quickly! Kyz22 have you got the Ant?
Kyz22 - Yep, ready to let loos at soon as plan A goes through,
"Hi, this is Big Bro..."
Parr - Grix? Is that you?
Grix - I am Big Broth...
Parr - No, it's you Grix isn't it?
Grix - NO! I AM BIG BROTHE....
Parr - Don't you lie now!
Grix - DAMN IT! DON'T CALL ME GRIX HERE! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE BIG BROTHER
Parr - OK then Grix
Grix - GRRRR....
Parr - Why so angry?
Grix - OK, you have no task, but who do you want out,
Parr - ALREADY!?
Grix - Yeah,
Parr - I vote you out
Grix - You can't vote out me!
Parr - Damn, ah well, I vote for *BEEEEEEEP*
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ALL VOTES ARE PRIVATE AND WILL NOT BE REVEALED
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*Parr comes out and gets covered in golden syrup*
Parr - OI! Why'd you do that?
Drunk Cow - No reason, Kyz! release the YOU KNOW WHAT
Kyz22 - Uh?
Parr - What the..?
Drunk Cow - THE YOU KNOW WHAT!
Kyz22 - Uh?
Gerrid - RELEASE THE ANT FOR GOD'S SAKE
Kyz22 - Uh?
Dark Mark - Gimme that! *punches Kyz and releases ANT
Parr - ARGHH!!!!! YOU FIENDS! (To Ant) Uh, yeah, right there, I've got an itch, ahhhhhh. That's better, thanks you guys
Sheepy - Meh! You were supposed to cry! I mean, ummm.....
*The rest of the housemates go in to make their votes*
Dark Mark - Heh, who did you vote out?
Drunk Cow -I voted against *bleep*
*All of a sudden loud sirens are heard and then thuds are heard on the roof*
Gerrid - What the..?
*Three men dressed in black tuxedo's with Dark sunglasses on and batons in their hands fall through the skylight*
Whitestripes - Hmm, this is different,
Man In Black 1 - I am Mr Snuggly, you may call me Mr Snuggly, we have received reports of someone revealing their vote outside of the confession room.
*The other one walks around the room, temporarily disabling the cameras*
Man In Black 2 - Yes, and I am Tony.
Man In Black 3 - Drunk Cow, you have no right to talk, anything you say and do will be ignored from this point on, as you will be severely punished, thrown out of the house and your vote disqualified and replaced with who you didn't want out. Oh yeah, and I am Hybrid Valves
Drunk Cow - Damn it
*Hybrid Valves lets out on Drunk Cow with his baton, leaving him almost dead*
*Tony and Snuggly drag out Drunk Cow whilst Hybrid Valves goes round fixing the camera's.
Hybrid - You seen nothing, OK.
All - Seen what?
Hybrid - Well, you know, what jus... ahh
*A few more thuds are heard on the roof and everyone wonders what is going on now.
*A few guys jump through the skylight and pull out badges*
Mysterious People - RSPCA! Nobody move
RSPCA Officer 1 - Hybrid Valves, you have been chargfed with the brutal attack of one Drunk feeling cow.
Hybrid - Damn it.
*Hybrid makes a run for it, a gunshot is heard and Hybrid falls dead*
*The RSPCA carry Hybrid outside and start making weird signals*
Officer 2 - A ca cac caca cac cac ca!
Gerrid - Eh?
*A large bird made out of sand (spot the reference for an extra point) comes down and the RSPCA people jump on, befor flying away*
Parr - Well, that was different
Gerrid - Yeah, bet you see that after every fight though Sheepy
Sheepy - *Looks up from chewing the couch* See what?
Whitestripes - He sat there and chewed the couch the whole time, probably doesn't even know that Drunk Cow is gone
Sheepy - Who?
Dark Mark - Ah leave him, but yeah, it happens, after every fight, my opponent always seem to get charged with attacking a Dark Albino, it's kinda freaky
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In the Big Brother Studio
Presenter - Well, what an eventful day!
So from your choice of Parr and Mystique, who will YOU vote out
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Day 3
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- 2pm
Mystique - Well SPANK MY MONKEY, they voted ME out! Can you believe that?
Whitestripes - NO-WAY! You made this house what it is today!
Top Score - DA GAYCUBE SHOULDA BEEN VOTED OUT!!
Kyz22 - Oh SHUT UP Top Score
Top Score - Ah shut up ya kiddy Nintendo Gaycube lover, I'd never want to be seen in bed with one of those, Can't say the same for you though
Dark Mark - Ah be quiet Top Score, no-one cares about your stupi.... huh?! Anyone seen Sheepy?
Gerrid - Umm, no, ah well, now no-one will chew our couch anymore
Cyclone - *Looks Up* Umm, oops, sorry.
Gerrid - Ah well, Mark why don't you go look for him
Dark Mark - Good idea, See you later, hopefully, I'll have found Sheepy
Whitestripes - Bye. *Whispers *And good riddance
Dark Mark - What did you say?
Whitestripes - And good riddance,
Dark Mark - Oh, thanks. Bye
Gerrid - Ah this sucks, why do I have to be here? *pootles* Ah that's better.
Mystique - Hey! What about me! Won't you say goodbye? I've got to go in a minute
All - *Unenthusiastically* Oh, bye
Mystique - Oh, you DO love me! for a moment there I thought you didn't love me!
All *sarcastically* Why would you think that!? We DO love you!
Mystique - Great, now one thing before I go
Parr- What?
Mystique - SMACK MY MONKEY!!!!
*The camera view shifts to the front door and you see Mystique fly out of the door into a puddle. The door slams closed*
*You see inside the house again with Gerrid walking away from the door
Gerrid - And Good Riddance
Whitestripes - Thank god for that, she was getting on my nerves. MY NERVES, how strange is that?
Kyz22 - Wow, YOUR NERVES?
*The house falls silent*
*Cyclone spits out a bit of couch*
Cyclone - What did I miss?
Kyz22 - Mystique got on WHITESTRIPES' NERVES! A feat only ever achieved by maddmun!!!!
Cyclone - Wow *dribbles*
*no-one talks for the rest of the day, as theey are having a 4 hour silence dedicted to Mystique's amazingness The only sound was from Mark crashing around trying to find Sheepy*
Day 4
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8am
Top Score - Hmmm, Dark Mark isn't back, good, I hate Nintendo and all who like it!!!
Kyz22 - SHUT UP TOP SCORE
Top Score - Oh, what you gonna do? Throw a Gamecube at me? I'm shaking in my slippers
Whitestripes - Yeah, Bugs Bunny slippers! What's up with that?
Top Score - Uhh, my girlfriend gave me them
All - *Try to keep a straight face but fail and burst into laughter* Buhahahaha!!!!!! You! A GIRLFRIEND! BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Top Score goes away in a mood*
Parr - Hey Top Score!
Top Score - GAYCUBE SMELLS!
*More ignorance occurs towards Top Score*
Cyclone - I know, watch this.
WHAT! A NAKED PS2! WOW!
*The door bursts open and Top Score emerges to find everyone pointing and laughing at him*
Top Score - Where!?, Where!?
Gerrid - Ahahaha! I always knew it! You're cheating on DavidRJR!
Top Score - Am not! I mean, erm... who's this DavidRJR?
Whitestripes - Pfft! I heard that Update2.01 didn't love you anymore, you poor soul
Top Score - NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I mean, erm, *beep* off!
Parr - You sad, sad, person.
Top Score - It's You sad, sad man! Idiot!
Kyz22 - Yeah, but we're not sure if you ARE a man.
Top Score - Feg off, I'll see you guy's later.
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Big Brother Studio
Presenter - Well, it looks like they're getting on just fine, erm, for well, umm, gah, they haven't stopped fighting since they met each other. But well, at least it's keping the ratings up....but they are now rapidly decreasing. What's going on?
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Channel 3
Schoeder - I can't believe I won!
Presenter - How does it feel to win the SR ofice chair races?
Schroeder - It's so flattering! Is My hair OK?
Presenter - I'm amazed at the fact that a woman won!
Schroeder - *Slaps the presenter* That is sexism! All you men are pigs!
Presenter - Ow ow ow, yeah, but did you realise that that is a sexist comment *slap*
OW! Umm, let's watch replay's! Ow ow ow ow!
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Big Brother Studio
Presenter - Finally, We're getting some ratings!
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Day 8
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Gerrid - GAWD! 5 days of non-stop pootling! I need a new hobby
Whitestripes - Listen to yourself Gerrid! You're going crazy!
Gerrid - ARGH!!!!! NOOO! My pootling is slowly extinguishing! I NEED OUT!!
Parr - Has anyone seen Mark or Sheepy, They've been gone for days now!
Kyz22 - Ah who cares?
Grix - This is Grix, erm, I mean BIG BROTHER, would Cyclone please come to the confession room.
Cyclone - Heading toward the confession room* Damn, Why do I get the first task?
Grix - Because we picked you!
Cyclone - Meh
Grix - Yo need to play an X-Box for at least 6 hours within the next 24 hours
Cyclone - Xbox? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Grix - AND, if you mention one word of "badness" about it and we will make you obey every one of Top Score's commands.
Cyclone - But don't I need a TV?
Grix - Why? So that you can enjoy it? I don't think so.
Cyclone - Damn it
Grix - If you go outside there is a forklift with an Xbox fixed to it. Your Time Starts Now!
*Cyclone runs outside and picks up the Xbox*
Cyclone - Stupid Damn thing!
*He tries to lift it above his head*
Cyclone - Uh-oh, damn sweaty hands
*Throws it across the garden*
*Kyz22 looks up*
Kyz22 - Eh? ARGH! FLYING XBOX!!! Huh? Flying X-Box???
*SPLAT, all of his body is flattened except thearea below his knees*
Cyclone - Oh dear
*Parr and gerrid come over&*
Whitestripes - Oh dear
Gerrid - Oh the ironing
Top Score- Haha! Deserves it for liking the Gaycube.
PArr - Damn, that's sad Top Score, he's just been squished!
Top Score - Ah well, I'm going to bed.
All - Yeah, me too,
Parr - Let's dedicate our sleeping hours as a silence towards Kyz22
Gerrid - Yeah, I don't want to waste my tommorow for a silence on HIM.
Whitestripes - Haha, very funny. Goodnight.
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Day 9
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8am
Parr - Hey guys! I found Sheepy and Dark Mark in the chicken coop!
Gerrid - What were you doing in there?
Parr - Looking for chickens to practise magic on!
Whitestripes - Well, be careful, those stupid RSPCA dude's may come back for animal cruelty
Parr - Don't worry, they won't be endangered
Gerrid - Hey, I want to find out why Dark Mark and Sheepy have been in a chicken coop for a week.
Dark Mark - Well, I went off to find Sheepy as you know, and I found him in the chicken coop with a chicken down his trousers, he then pulled me in and told me not to tell anyone
Sheepy - Grrr... I didn't pull you in, You jumped in and wouldn't let me out!
Dark Mark - I'm sorry, but I'm Welsh and you're a sheep! It was too hard to resist!!
Sheepy - Then He kept me locked in there with him for the rest of the week! Thing is, I was just trying to excite the chickens so that they'd lay some eggs. Honest!!
Parr - Hey! Your supposed to watch my magic show!
Cyclone - Wait, I wanna hear more!
Sheepy - That's all.
*Everyone groans*
Whitestripes - I guess we'll have to watch Parr's stupid magic show.
*Parr dances and jumps up and down*
Parr - Yay! Now we can see my magic show!
Gerrid - Just get on with it!
Parr - First, I will teleport this chicken from this box to that box over there!
*He motions to a box at the other side of the room*
Parr - Alakabooee! Alakazam Make This Stupid Chicken, Teleport from this box here to that other one at the side of the room! Sorry it doesn't rhyme.
*He walks over to the other box, lifts it up and everyone is astounded to see a chicken in the other box.
Sheepy - *Spits out some of the couch* Wow!
*He is about to bow when a chicken falls out of the first box*
Gerrid - CHEAT!!
Parr - Damn, OK, I won't cheat with this, and it really works. I learnt it off of the great David Blaine
*He lifts up the chicken and breaks it's neck, everyone can see this perfectly well*
Whitestripes - David Blaine doesn't actually break it's neck idiot!
Parr - He doesn't!? Ah well, it'll still work
*He strokes the neck gently for a minute, he begins to get irritated and strokes it harder*
Parr - Ummm, oopsy! It's kinda, dead.
Top Score - Well that does it, the RSPCA dudes will be here in no time to take you away! Probably got mesmerised by a PS2 on their way over and that's why they're not here yet.
Cyclone - Shut Up Top Score! Argh, you
Gerrid - Heh, your gonna fry for this! Have a nice life! I'm gonna go pootle *pootles*
Parr - Damn
Grix - This Is Big Brother, it's time for another vote. Come in any order
*Everyone makes their vote and messes around for the next couple of hours*
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Day 10
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2am
Parr - I know we all voted for Top Score, so lets make him pay for everything in the past week
Sheepy - Umm, I voted for someone else
Whitestripes - What are you goin to do?
Gerrid - Well, I think we should put a Gamecube in his bed with him
*Cyclone comes in carrying the Xbox*
Cyclone - Raar! I AM XBOXMAN!! YOU SHALL ALL PERISH!!!!!
Dark Mark - Shut Up Cyclone, we said Gamecube
Cyclone - EWW! What is this?
Gerrid - I think that's Kyz22
Whitestripes - Heh, cool
Cyclone - Ewww!
Whitestripes - Shut Up, come on, lets go.
*They venture into Top Score's room, as quiet as possible, and lift up the quilt, only to find.............. A NAKED PS2!!!*
Gerrid - I knew it!!
Dark Mark - Come On, lets replace it with the Gamecube
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11am
Top Score *Crying* I'm so unhappy!
Gerrid *Stifling a laugh* What?
Top Score - First my lovely PS2 mutates into an Gamecube! Then, you guys vote me out!
Whitestripes - Heh, thought you said you'd never want to be seen in bed with a Gamecube
Whitestripes - Oh yeah, here's your PS2 We found it trying to make love to you last night.
Top Score - AND YOU STOPPED IT!! I mean, erm, thanks....
Dark Mark - Hey! Where's Parr?
Gerrid - I think they took him away last night
Sheepy - Replacement
Cyclone - Eh? He's being replaced?
*The door opens and a long haired boy walks in*
Tribute - Hi everyone!
Gerrid - AH!! It's a friend of neB!! HIDE ME!!
Whitestripes - Don't be scared it's only Tribute
Gerrid - Run Away!
*Gerrid runs away, and at that same time Top Score is evicted*
Tribute - What's his problem
Cyclone - It's just Gerrid, who cares?
Whitestripes - Oi! *Begins to glare at Cyclone suspecting craziness* Gerrid is more than just dirt! He taught me how to pootle!
Cyclone - Yeah, and that pootling is stupid too!
Whitestripes - I did not just hear that. I. DID. NOT. JUST. HEAR THAT!!!!
Cyclone - Yes you did, pootling smells!
Whitestripes - There is only one punishment fitting for this typee of crime
*Whitestripes runs into his room and returns carrying his big bag*
*What's in that bag?
Whitestripes - Thou Shalt Be PINNED!!!
*The camera's shift to the roof where Gerrid is sitting there pootling*
Gerrid - I hate this place, I want out
*He pootles some more, and realises that he is winding the Guard Dogs outside up*
Gerrid - Heh, this is funny, I may pootle some more.
*He pootles furiously*
Gerrid - HAHA! Stupid Dogs
* He pootles past the world pootling record and the guard dogs are jumping, barking and running around crazily*
*All of a sudden a huge crash is heard to the west of the compound*
*Gerrid Runs towards it*
Gerrid - AJ!? What are you doing here?
Afrojoe - Well, when I seen you wanting out I jumped into the Buxom Wenchmobile and came to free you*
Gerrid - *Jumping in* Great!
*The Buxom Wenchmobile reversed out of the compound and pootled away past the horizon*
*Sheepy, Dark Mark and Tribute have run out to see this spectacle, as Whitestripews is busy pinning Cylcone*
Sheepy - YES! Now I can escape from this crazy Welshman!
*Sheepy runs through the huge hole in the compound*
Dark Mark - Hey! WAIT FOR ME!! WE HAVEN'T BEEN TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH!!
*Dark Mark Chases him out of the compound*
Tribute - I guess that leaves me, Cyclone and Whitestripes
*Tribute returns inside to see Whitestripes chasing Cyclone*
Whitestripes - THOU SHALT BE PINNED!!
Cyclone - If you can catch me!
*Whitestripes gets Cyclone cornered*
Whitestripes - If you pootle for me, I'll go lightly on you!
Cyclone - But pootling without permission is illegal!
Whitestripes - I've given you permission!
*Cyclone tries to pootle but disgraces himself*
Whitestripes - You have disgraced pootling and all it stands for! Your punishment shall be worse!
Tribute - *To himself* I need to stop this
*Cyclone runs away and then turns round to throw his pathetic safety pins at Whitestripes*
*Whitestripes dodges every one of them and returns the favour, but with REAL pins*
*Cyclone dodges all but a few of the pins in a bullet time style dodgeness*
*Whitestripes walks over with some pins aimed at Cyclone*
Tribute - *Aiming an Xbox at Whitestripes* Dodge this!
Whitestripes - OK! *Goes into Hero Time and ducks before running over to Tribute and killing him with one pin through the head*
Whitestripes - *To Cyclone* Now it's your turn!
*He throws hundreds of pins at Cyclone, eventually knocking him out*
*The TV screen goes blank*
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Day 11
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Cyclone - Huh? Where am I?
Big Brother Presenter - Well, after Whitestripes attacked you with his pins, we sent in hundreds of SWAT teams. Much of them are dead after a lengthy battle with him, but hey, now that everyone is either dead, evicted, escaped or in custody, you win the first place prize of a GAD!!!
Grix(As a person now, not a voice) - Yeah, it finished in half the time because of all these events, the PINs secured your win!
Cyclone - Pins? PINS!?!? ARGH!!!!!!! *Cyclone runs away into the darkness*
Presenter - Well. now what are we going to do with this prize?
*All the nearby trees sway and a helicopter lands next to them, a well dressed man walks out*
Well Dressed Man - Hi, umm, I'm Meka Dragon and ummm, Since no-ones taking it, umm, I will. umm, bye.
*Meka Dragon gets back into the helicopter and flies away*
Presenter - Well, this is been our most eventful Big Brother yet. Tune into Big Brother 362 next week!
I'm the presenter, and Goodbye! *TV switches off*
Darkus - What a crap program!
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I dunno, I never really played the game much as I was deprived of an N64
maddmun wrote:
> oh, OK, I'm sure it mentioned pixie in OoT
heh, no. If you're referring to Navi, though, then that could be quite debateable.... Though, Navi is a Fairy...
> oh, OK, I'm sure it mentioned pixie in OoT
heh, no. If you're referring to Navi, though, then that could be quite debateable.... Though, Navi is a Fairy...
oh, OK, I'm sure it mentioned pixie in OoT
maddmun wrote:
> And why did you name yourself after a short green pixie?
he named himself after the game... DUh!
And Link is not a Pixie, elf, gimp, gimp-elf, efl-gimp etc he's a Hyrulian.
Though he has been some other stuff through the course of the games...
> And why did you name yourself after a short green pixie?
he named himself after the game... DUh!
And Link is not a Pixie, elf, gimp, gimp-elf, efl-gimp etc he's a Hyrulian.
Though he has been some other stuff through the course of the games...
Linking To the Past wrote:
> MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Parr wrote:
> There's always one!
>
> --------
>
> Don't you just love newbies?
>
> I know I do... erm, in a plutonic sense...
>
> (the police are still watching me)
>
> Um MoJoJoJo why did you name uresefl after a gay monkey thing that
> gets his brains beaten out of him all the time?
And why did you name yourself after a short green pixie?
> MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Parr wrote:
> There's always one!
>
> --------
>
> Don't you just love newbies?
>
> I know I do... erm, in a plutonic sense...
>
> (the police are still watching me)
>
> Um MoJoJoJo why did you name uresefl after a gay monkey thing that
> gets his brains beaten out of him all the time?
And why did you name yourself after a short green pixie?
El Blokey wrote:
> Of all the spoofs, did it have to be Big brother?
>
> Are you THAT uncreative?
It was the easiest to do without putting in a proper storyline (which takes thought)(which I don't have)
> Of all the spoofs, did it have to be Big brother?
>
> Are you THAT uncreative?
It was the easiest to do without putting in a proper storyline (which takes thought)(which I don't have)
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Parr wrote:
> There's always one!
>
> --------
>
> Don't you just love newbies?
>
> I know I do... erm, in a plutonic sense...
>
> (the police are still watching me)
Um MoJoJoJo why did you name uresefl after a gay monkey thing that gets his brains beaten out of him all the time?
> Parr wrote:
> There's always one!
>
> --------
>
> Don't you just love newbies?
>
> I know I do... erm, in a plutonic sense...
>
> (the police are still watching me)
Um MoJoJoJo why did you name uresefl after a gay monkey thing that gets his brains beaten out of him all the time?
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