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"Hello wrestling fans" coos a voice which sounds soothing but strangely intimidating. " You all kniw me by now, I am the Psychiatrist, a qualified one at that and seeing as there are so many nut jobs in the locker room, I thought I would try to help some of them out...My first victi---erm, I mean pateinet is a man who will soon have the pleasure of returning to his home town to Wrestle, our resident Hardcore Gorilla...The Cong Man"
"OOOOH OOOOH AAAH AAAAAHH!!!"
"Erm, yes quite, now tell me, why do you feel the need to dress up and pretend to be a gorilla?"
"OOOH OOOH AAAHH Oh, sod this..."
Cong gets up and strips of his gorilla suit and mask. "Right, thats it, I'm fed up with this rubbish gimmick holding me back and thats not the onlty thoing I'm fed up with."
The psychiatrist does a runner as Cong Man trashes the set. "Since I came to forum wrestling I have let myself be influenced, firstly by the people who told me that dressing up in a full gorilla-suit would be a great idea. The by our commisioner Reaver, who has used me and Hawk to do his dirty work for him...well, no more. Reaver, come Rumble In The Jungle i'm taking your title and celebarting with my home town fans in a barbed wire match, which as you know is my speciality and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. It's gonna be geurilla warfare and in that enviorenment there can only be one winner...ME! Interview over."
The Cong Man storms away.
Reaver looks to be in trouble with you in the state you are in.
"Hello wrestling fans" coos a voice which sounds soothing but strangely intimidating. " You all kniw me by now, I am the Psychiatrist, a qualified one at that and seeing as there are so many nut jobs in the locker room, I thought I would try to help some of them out...My first victi---erm, I mean pateinet is a man who will soon have the pleasure of returning to his home town to Wrestle, our resident Hardcore Gorilla...The Cong Man"
"OOOOH OOOOH AAAH AAAAAHH!!!"
"Erm, yes quite, now tell me, why do you feel the need to dress up and pretend to be a gorilla?"
"OOOH OOOH AAAHH Oh, sod this..."
Cong gets up and strips of his gorilla suit and mask. "Right, thats it, I'm fed up with this rubbish gimmick holding me back and thats not the onlty thoing I'm fed up with."
The psychiatrist does a runner as Cong Man trashes the set. "Since I came to forum wrestling I have let myself be influenced, firstly by the people who told me that dressing up in a full gorilla-suit would be a great idea. The by our commisioner Reaver, who has used me and Hawk to do his dirty work for him...well, no more. Reaver, come Rumble In The Jungle i'm taking your title and celebarting with my home town fans in a barbed wire match, which as you know is my speciality and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. It's gonna be geurilla warfare and in that enviorenment there can only be one winner...ME! Interview over."
The Cong Man storms away.