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We’ve had “OAP Interacive”, catering for the elderly and mature breed of gamer, now it’s time for gaming for geezers. At the forefront of this gaming craze is pukka developer, Mockney Interactive.
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Press release from Mockney Interactive.
Mockney Interactive are pleased to announce their 2002 release schedule:
JAMIE OLIVER ™ © IN: ATTACK OF THE 50FT MOCKNEY.
Meet everyone’s favourite loveable mockney wide-boy/wannabe cockney geezer “ avin it large” this amazing adventure.
A nasty criminal has made a clone of our Jamie, but it’s gone out of control. Now a 50ft Mockney is attacking people, and has kidnapped all of Jamie’s hanger-on ‘dot-com’ friends and is threatening to turn them into a “ well-sorted” curry.
It’s up to the player to control Jamie through level upon level of platforming action, whilst fighting numerous baddies and collecting food power ups such as “wicked” herbs and eventually facing his giant clone in an amazing finale.
It’s not just platforming action either; bonus levels include giving the player the chance to ride on Jamie’s funky moped or in his VW Camper van, the so-called “Mockney Mobile”.
Guaranteed “pukka” fun.
SIM JAIL.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a dangerous geezer?
Now experience the fun of prison on your computer in Sim Jail.
You are “The Guvnor” of the prison; it’s up to you to decide if the prison is dirty, rough and dangerous or pleasant and clean with inmates indulging in painting and poetry.
You employ the wardens, but will employ kind or brutal ones?
Celebrity guest wardens include Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Hulk Hogan, Roger Moore and Frank Butcher from “Eastenders”.
You must build cells, shower areas, recreation areas and all our other favourite prison locations.
Special guest inmates include Arthur Fowler and Phil Mitchell from “Eastenders”, Burnside from “The Bill” and due to popular demand, Graham Norton.
Pay bribes to “Mr.Big” to make sure prisoners don’t riot or break out.
Just be careful of the Government prison investigation team, who might close you down if things aren’t going right.
It’s a steal!
DALE WINTON’S VIRTUAL C0CK-FIGHTING.
Enjoy every geezers favourite blood sport from the comfort of your home with our virtual c0ck-fighting simulator, Personally endorsed by Dale Winton, himself a keen blood sport enthusiast and well known c0ck fighting fan.
Similar to Pokemon in style, the player must capture a wild c0ck or bantam; choose his diet, training regime and killing style.
You must then enter your bird into illegal tournaments, pitting your animal against other trainers’ birds in the hope of winning prizes and money.
Increased money allows you to improve your bantam training facilities, giving the bird improved speed and claw thrusting abilities and other special moves.
Authentic back street locations included, together with fat, sweaty punters in the background.
Only available on the Playstation 2, the only console that can handle a game this mature.
You’d be chicken to miss out on this killer title!
(Coming in 2003 is the “Dog Fighting” expansion pack)
GUY RITCHIE’S “STOP OR MY GODFATHER WILL SHOOT”
Finally, the game you’ve been waiting for.
Based on Guy Ritchie’s hit gangster musical “Stop Or My Godfather Will Shoot”.
You play protagonist “Tough Tel” (played by Vinnie Jones) in his quest to be a hard-nut mockney and rise up the criminal ladder of power in four platform filled levels.
Songs include “Guys & Dons”, and “Seven Brides for Seven Geezers”.
This game is exclusive to Mockney Interactive, and we’ve worked closely with wannabe gangster Guy Ritchie in ensuring you get the ultimate criminal musical game.
TITLES DUE IN 2003:
B.K.F.C- Enter the extreme world of the Bare-Knuckle Fighting Championship.
Select from many tough guy fighters such as “Pretty Boy Pete”, “Mean Mick”, ”Hard nut Harry” and many others. (Bonus celebrity fighters include “The Krays” and “Lenny Mclean”).
EASTENDERS RPG- Spend a week in the lives of the Eastenders.
See the dreary, drudgery and depressing lives of everybody’s favourite Eastend scum.
Large freedom of movement, gameplay includes stealing bananas from Mark’s fruit & veg stall, having a drink in the “Queen Vic” or Phil Mitchell running amok.
DIRTY DEN’S DIRTY DEN OF GAMBLING- Join ex-Eastender Dirty Den in his underground virtual gambling club. Cards, pool, betting on “the nags” and greyhounds, and many more of your favourite gambling games.
Just remember…The house always wins.
SMUGGLERS RUN 3- Mockney Interactive have acquired the rights to this successful game series.
The player is now involved in smuggling endangered animals.
Get through various levels whilst concealing rare and endangered species in the boot of your car, and don’t get caught by customs officials and the RSPCA.
If you have any game ideas for Mockney Interactive, contact us via the classified ads in the newspaper, and we’ll try and get back to you.
Thank You.
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Press release from Mockney Interactive.
Mockney Interactive are pleased to announce their 2002 release schedule:
JAMIE OLIVER ™ © IN: ATTACK OF THE 50FT MOCKNEY.
Meet everyone’s favourite loveable mockney wide-boy/wannabe cockney geezer “ avin it large” this amazing adventure.
A nasty criminal has made a clone of our Jamie, but it’s gone out of control. Now a 50ft Mockney is attacking people, and has kidnapped all of Jamie’s hanger-on ‘dot-com’ friends and is threatening to turn them into a “ well-sorted” curry.
It’s up to the player to control Jamie through level upon level of platforming action, whilst fighting numerous baddies and collecting food power ups such as “wicked” herbs and eventually facing his giant clone in an amazing finale.
It’s not just platforming action either; bonus levels include giving the player the chance to ride on Jamie’s funky moped or in his VW Camper van, the so-called “Mockney Mobile”.
Guaranteed “pukka” fun.
SIM JAIL.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a dangerous geezer?
Now experience the fun of prison on your computer in Sim Jail.
You are “The Guvnor” of the prison; it’s up to you to decide if the prison is dirty, rough and dangerous or pleasant and clean with inmates indulging in painting and poetry.
You employ the wardens, but will employ kind or brutal ones?
Celebrity guest wardens include Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Hulk Hogan, Roger Moore and Frank Butcher from “Eastenders”.
You must build cells, shower areas, recreation areas and all our other favourite prison locations.
Special guest inmates include Arthur Fowler and Phil Mitchell from “Eastenders”, Burnside from “The Bill” and due to popular demand, Graham Norton.
Pay bribes to “Mr.Big” to make sure prisoners don’t riot or break out.
Just be careful of the Government prison investigation team, who might close you down if things aren’t going right.
It’s a steal!
DALE WINTON’S VIRTUAL C0CK-FIGHTING.
Enjoy every geezers favourite blood sport from the comfort of your home with our virtual c0ck-fighting simulator, Personally endorsed by Dale Winton, himself a keen blood sport enthusiast and well known c0ck fighting fan.
Similar to Pokemon in style, the player must capture a wild c0ck or bantam; choose his diet, training regime and killing style.
You must then enter your bird into illegal tournaments, pitting your animal against other trainers’ birds in the hope of winning prizes and money.
Increased money allows you to improve your bantam training facilities, giving the bird improved speed and claw thrusting abilities and other special moves.
Authentic back street locations included, together with fat, sweaty punters in the background.
Only available on the Playstation 2, the only console that can handle a game this mature.
You’d be chicken to miss out on this killer title!
(Coming in 2003 is the “Dog Fighting” expansion pack)
GUY RITCHIE’S “STOP OR MY GODFATHER WILL SHOOT”
Finally, the game you’ve been waiting for.
Based on Guy Ritchie’s hit gangster musical “Stop Or My Godfather Will Shoot”.
You play protagonist “Tough Tel” (played by Vinnie Jones) in his quest to be a hard-nut mockney and rise up the criminal ladder of power in four platform filled levels.
Songs include “Guys & Dons”, and “Seven Brides for Seven Geezers”.
This game is exclusive to Mockney Interactive, and we’ve worked closely with wannabe gangster Guy Ritchie in ensuring you get the ultimate criminal musical game.
TITLES DUE IN 2003:
B.K.F.C- Enter the extreme world of the Bare-Knuckle Fighting Championship.
Select from many tough guy fighters such as “Pretty Boy Pete”, “Mean Mick”, ”Hard nut Harry” and many others. (Bonus celebrity fighters include “The Krays” and “Lenny Mclean”).
EASTENDERS RPG- Spend a week in the lives of the Eastenders.
See the dreary, drudgery and depressing lives of everybody’s favourite Eastend scum.
Large freedom of movement, gameplay includes stealing bananas from Mark’s fruit & veg stall, having a drink in the “Queen Vic” or Phil Mitchell running amok.
DIRTY DEN’S DIRTY DEN OF GAMBLING- Join ex-Eastender Dirty Den in his underground virtual gambling club. Cards, pool, betting on “the nags” and greyhounds, and many more of your favourite gambling games.
Just remember…The house always wins.
SMUGGLERS RUN 3- Mockney Interactive have acquired the rights to this successful game series.
The player is now involved in smuggling endangered animals.
Get through various levels whilst concealing rare and endangered species in the boot of your car, and don’t get caught by customs officials and the RSPCA.
If you have any game ideas for Mockney Interactive, contact us via the classified ads in the newspaper, and we’ll try and get back to you.
Thank You.
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Why do i keep managing to spell "interactive" as interacive????
Thanks SR for choosing my topic.
You seem to like the "OAP Interacive" & "Mockney Interactive" ideas, and i really enjoyed writing them.
(Watch this space for more ">insert name< Interacive" ideas coming soon.....
Cheers :)
You seem to like the "OAP Interacive" & "Mockney Interactive" ideas, and i really enjoyed writing them.
(Watch this space for more ">insert name< Interacive" ideas coming soon.....
Cheers :)
I wonder how long it will be before Mr.Oliver gets his own game??
Click, click, click, click, click - that's me pre-ording all of these games.
I'm a big fan of Dale Winton, so I can't wait for the virtual c*ck sim, I mean the virtual c*ck-fighting sim!!
I'm a big fan of Dale Winton, so I can't wait for the virtual c*ck sim, I mean the virtual c*ck-fighting sim!!
We’ve had “OAP Interacive”, catering for the elderly and mature breed of gamer, now it’s time for gaming for geezers. At the forefront of this gaming craze is pukka developer, Mockney Interactive.
******************************
Press release from Mockney Interactive.
Mockney Interactive are pleased to announce their 2002 release schedule:
JAMIE OLIVER ™ © IN: ATTACK OF THE 50FT MOCKNEY.
Meet everyone’s favourite loveable mockney wide-boy/wannabe cockney geezer “ avin it large” this amazing adventure.
A nasty criminal has made a clone of our Jamie, but it’s gone out of control. Now a 50ft Mockney is attacking people, and has kidnapped all of Jamie’s hanger-on ‘dot-com’ friends and is threatening to turn them into a “ well-sorted” curry.
It’s up to the player to control Jamie through level upon level of platforming action, whilst fighting numerous baddies and collecting food power ups such as “wicked” herbs and eventually facing his giant clone in an amazing finale.
It’s not just platforming action either; bonus levels include giving the player the chance to ride on Jamie’s funky moped or in his VW Camper van, the so-called “Mockney Mobile”.
Guaranteed “pukka” fun.
SIM JAIL.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a dangerous geezer?
Now experience the fun of prison on your computer in Sim Jail.
You are “The Guvnor” of the prison; it’s up to you to decide if the prison is dirty, rough and dangerous or pleasant and clean with inmates indulging in painting and poetry.
You employ the wardens, but will employ kind or brutal ones?
Celebrity guest wardens include Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Hulk Hogan, Roger Moore and Frank Butcher from “Eastenders”.
You must build cells, shower areas, recreation areas and all our other favourite prison locations.
Special guest inmates include Arthur Fowler and Phil Mitchell from “Eastenders”, Burnside from “The Bill” and due to popular demand, Graham Norton.
Pay bribes to “Mr.Big” to make sure prisoners don’t riot or break out.
Just be careful of the Government prison investigation team, who might close you down if things aren’t going right.
It’s a steal!
DALE WINTON’S VIRTUAL C0CK-FIGHTING.
Enjoy every geezers favourite blood sport from the comfort of your home with our virtual c0ck-fighting simulator, Personally endorsed by Dale Winton, himself a keen blood sport enthusiast and well known c0ck fighting fan.
Similar to Pokemon in style, the player must capture a wild c0ck or bantam; choose his diet, training regime and killing style.
You must then enter your bird into illegal tournaments, pitting your animal against other trainers’ birds in the hope of winning prizes and money.
Increased money allows you to improve your bantam training facilities, giving the bird improved speed and claw thrusting abilities and other special moves.
Authentic back street locations included, together with fat, sweaty punters in the background.
Only available on the Playstation 2, the only console that can handle a game this mature.
You’d be chicken to miss out on this killer title!
(Coming in 2003 is the “Dog Fighting” expansion pack)
GUY RITCHIE’S “STOP OR MY GODFATHER WILL SHOOT”
Finally, the game you’ve been waiting for.
Based on Guy Ritchie’s hit gangster musical “Stop Or My Godfather Will Shoot”.
You play protagonist “Tough Tel” (played by Vinnie Jones) in his quest to be a hard-nut mockney and rise up the criminal ladder of power in four platform filled levels.
Songs include “Guys & Dons”, and “Seven Brides for Seven Geezers”.
This game is exclusive to Mockney Interactive, and we’ve worked closely with wannabe gangster Guy Ritchie in ensuring you get the ultimate criminal musical game.
TITLES DUE IN 2003:
B.K.F.C- Enter the extreme world of the Bare-Knuckle Fighting Championship.
Select from many tough guy fighters such as “Pretty Boy Pete”, “Mean Mick”, ”Hard nut Harry” and many others. (Bonus celebrity fighters include “The Krays” and “Lenny Mclean”).
EASTENDERS RPG- Spend a week in the lives of the Eastenders.
See the dreary, drudgery and depressing lives of everybody’s favourite Eastend scum.
Large freedom of movement, gameplay includes stealing bananas from Mark’s fruit & veg stall, having a drink in the “Queen Vic” or Phil Mitchell running amok.
DIRTY DEN’S DIRTY DEN OF GAMBLING- Join ex-Eastender Dirty Den in his underground virtual gambling club. Cards, pool, betting on “the nags” and greyhounds, and many more of your favourite gambling games.
Just remember…The house always wins.
SMUGGLERS RUN 3- Mockney Interactive have acquired the rights to this successful game series.
The player is now involved in smuggling endangered animals.
Get through various levels whilst concealing rare and endangered species in the boot of your car, and don’t get caught by customs officials and the RSPCA.
If you have any game ideas for Mockney Interactive, contact us via the classified ads in the newspaper, and we’ll try and get back to you.
Thank You.
******************************
******************************
Press release from Mockney Interactive.
Mockney Interactive are pleased to announce their 2002 release schedule:
JAMIE OLIVER ™ © IN: ATTACK OF THE 50FT MOCKNEY.
Meet everyone’s favourite loveable mockney wide-boy/wannabe cockney geezer “ avin it large” this amazing adventure.
A nasty criminal has made a clone of our Jamie, but it’s gone out of control. Now a 50ft Mockney is attacking people, and has kidnapped all of Jamie’s hanger-on ‘dot-com’ friends and is threatening to turn them into a “ well-sorted” curry.
It’s up to the player to control Jamie through level upon level of platforming action, whilst fighting numerous baddies and collecting food power ups such as “wicked” herbs and eventually facing his giant clone in an amazing finale.
It’s not just platforming action either; bonus levels include giving the player the chance to ride on Jamie’s funky moped or in his VW Camper van, the so-called “Mockney Mobile”.
Guaranteed “pukka” fun.
SIM JAIL.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a dangerous geezer?
Now experience the fun of prison on your computer in Sim Jail.
You are “The Guvnor” of the prison; it’s up to you to decide if the prison is dirty, rough and dangerous or pleasant and clean with inmates indulging in painting and poetry.
You employ the wardens, but will employ kind or brutal ones?
Celebrity guest wardens include Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Hulk Hogan, Roger Moore and Frank Butcher from “Eastenders”.
You must build cells, shower areas, recreation areas and all our other favourite prison locations.
Special guest inmates include Arthur Fowler and Phil Mitchell from “Eastenders”, Burnside from “The Bill” and due to popular demand, Graham Norton.
Pay bribes to “Mr.Big” to make sure prisoners don’t riot or break out.
Just be careful of the Government prison investigation team, who might close you down if things aren’t going right.
It’s a steal!
DALE WINTON’S VIRTUAL C0CK-FIGHTING.
Enjoy every geezers favourite blood sport from the comfort of your home with our virtual c0ck-fighting simulator, Personally endorsed by Dale Winton, himself a keen blood sport enthusiast and well known c0ck fighting fan.
Similar to Pokemon in style, the player must capture a wild c0ck or bantam; choose his diet, training regime and killing style.
You must then enter your bird into illegal tournaments, pitting your animal against other trainers’ birds in the hope of winning prizes and money.
Increased money allows you to improve your bantam training facilities, giving the bird improved speed and claw thrusting abilities and other special moves.
Authentic back street locations included, together with fat, sweaty punters in the background.
Only available on the Playstation 2, the only console that can handle a game this mature.
You’d be chicken to miss out on this killer title!
(Coming in 2003 is the “Dog Fighting” expansion pack)
GUY RITCHIE’S “STOP OR MY GODFATHER WILL SHOOT”
Finally, the game you’ve been waiting for.
Based on Guy Ritchie’s hit gangster musical “Stop Or My Godfather Will Shoot”.
You play protagonist “Tough Tel” (played by Vinnie Jones) in his quest to be a hard-nut mockney and rise up the criminal ladder of power in four platform filled levels.
Songs include “Guys & Dons”, and “Seven Brides for Seven Geezers”.
This game is exclusive to Mockney Interactive, and we’ve worked closely with wannabe gangster Guy Ritchie in ensuring you get the ultimate criminal musical game.
TITLES DUE IN 2003:
B.K.F.C- Enter the extreme world of the Bare-Knuckle Fighting Championship.
Select from many tough guy fighters such as “Pretty Boy Pete”, “Mean Mick”, ”Hard nut Harry” and many others. (Bonus celebrity fighters include “The Krays” and “Lenny Mclean”).
EASTENDERS RPG- Spend a week in the lives of the Eastenders.
See the dreary, drudgery and depressing lives of everybody’s favourite Eastend scum.
Large freedom of movement, gameplay includes stealing bananas from Mark’s fruit & veg stall, having a drink in the “Queen Vic” or Phil Mitchell running amok.
DIRTY DEN’S DIRTY DEN OF GAMBLING- Join ex-Eastender Dirty Den in his underground virtual gambling club. Cards, pool, betting on “the nags” and greyhounds, and many more of your favourite gambling games.
Just remember…The house always wins.
SMUGGLERS RUN 3- Mockney Interactive have acquired the rights to this successful game series.
The player is now involved in smuggling endangered animals.
Get through various levels whilst concealing rare and endangered species in the boot of your car, and don’t get caught by customs officials and the RSPCA.
If you have any game ideas for Mockney Interactive, contact us via the classified ads in the newspaper, and we’ll try and get back to you.
Thank You.
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