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Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome once again to the SR arena, for a Hardcore title match-up between the Holly cousins, Crash (Grandprix) and Hardcore (Ice Blaster), to possibly settle this huge rivalry. Both are former champions, and they managed to get what they wanted, as earlier today they convinced commissioner Reaver (Ant) to add a special stipulation to this match, meaning that no-one can run in and win the title for themselves, so it is just between the cousins.
The fans boo loudly the champion, Crash, after last week he tried to become the No. 1 contender for his own title. But his plan went wrong, and eventually it was Hardcore Holly who became the No. 1 contender. Here he comes now, and the fans give a loud cheer for the Alabama native.
The bell rings, and the two men meet each other nose to nose in the middle of the ring, staring each other down. They start to take a few steps back into their nearest corners, and Crash runs at Hardcore, attempting a clothesline, but Hardcore ducks and hits a face-buster on his younger cousin. He rolls to the outside, throws a hockey stick into the ring, and also takes out some trash cans and their lids, a fire extinguisher and a chair. He rolls into the ring with them, but is met by a stiff shot to the gut from a hockey stick by Crash (Grandprix).
Crash has picked up a fire extinguisher, and, what’s this? He can’t turn it on! The crowd laughs as the houdini of hardcore is looking confused. He’s just turned it on, but it got sprayed in his own face! This is like a circus! The smoke is beginning to clear from around Crash, and Hardcore takes two trash-can lids, and smacks them like a con-chair-to against Crash’s head. Cover, 1, 2, and a kick out by Crash.
Hardcore (Ice Blaster) has now picked up a trashcan, and is waiting for Crash to get up. He does so, Holly’s trying to hit him with it, but Crash counters with a dropkick into the trashcan. Crash (Grandprix) goes up top, flying body press! But Hardcore caught him into a small package, 1,2, and Crash kicked out.
Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) is now propping up a chair in the ring, and after a leg drop, sits Crash on it. He’s gone outside and has thrown the steel steps into the ring. He delivers some more right hands to Crash, who’s still sitting on the chair. He’s set up the steps at the opposite end of the ring. I think I know what’s coming! He runs off the steps, and takes down Crash, who was sitting on the chair! He makes the cover, this could be it, 1, 2, wow, somehow, Crash (Grandprix) kicked out.
Hardcore doesn’t seem pleased with that, and is shouting at the referee, but he’s stopped now. A smile has come on to Holly’s face. A big smile! What’s up with him? He’s rolled to the outside, and is looking for something under the ring. The fans give out a huge cheer when they see what he’s brought out - it’s a ladder! He’s thrown it into the ring and hits Crash in the stomach with it. He sits Crash on the chair once again, and this time props up the ladder, and starts to climb it! The fans start a huge chant: “Hardcore! Hardcore!”, and he’s at the top. He’s signalling for it, OH MY GOD! Elbow drop off the ladder, but Crash moved out of the way! Je-sus! Holly flew 15ft off a ladder directly onto a chair! Crash slowly makes the cover, this could be it! 1,2, he kicked out! He kicked out! How did he do it? Crash is screaming at the referee! He picks up a chair, smashes it in the ref’s face.
The fans boo loudly, disgusted at Crash’s actions, and start another “Hardcore!” chant. He’s waiting for Hardcore to get up, and sees Jackie in a referee’s shirt heading to the ring, to officiate this match. Bob Holly (Ice Blaster) is starting to get up, opposite Crash (Grandprix). And Crash runs at him with a chair shot, but Hardcore countered! Backdrop on Crash to the outside, onto the chair Crash was holding! How does he have the strength to do that? He’s clutching his ribs in pain, whilst Crash appears lifeless outside the ring. What’s Hardcore doing? He’s crazy! He’s setting up the ladder in the ring, near the ropes! The fans are going wild! He’s at the top, this time signalling with his other elbow, ELBOW DROP ONTO CRASH, WHO WAS LYING ON A CHAIR! Hardcore’s arm is on Crash, 1,2,3!! DING DING DING!!
Your winner, and new hardcore champion: Hardcore Holly! (Ice Blaster)
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(30 minutes later)
What a match that was, earlier this evening, both men were strechered away, and will be in good shape in time for the match at the rumble. We are now watching footage of Hardcore’s ribs being taped up, as they were injured earlier today, during both elbow drops. Wait a sec, it’s Rhyno (Jetster)! GORE! GORE! Nobody said anything about interference after the match! A referee’s walked in, but the doctor just pushed away Rhyno! She makes the cover, 1,2,3!
New Hardcore champion: The sexy doctor
That crazy doctor is running away into a nearby car, but Crash Holly’s stopping her! DDT onto concrete! A referee comes in, 1,2,3!
New Hardcore champion: Crash Holly (Grandprix)
Crash has run away with the title, and drove off in a nearby car.
Congrats to the Hardcore champ, Grandprix, but bad luck to Ice Blaster, Jetster, and the sexy doctor (who I may see more of soon……)
Thanks for reading,
Allardini
The fans boo loudly the champion, Crash, after last week he tried to become the No. 1 contender for his own title. But his plan went wrong, and eventually it was Hardcore Holly who became the No. 1 contender. Here he comes now, and the fans give a loud cheer for the Alabama native.
The bell rings, and the two men meet each other nose to nose in the middle of the ring, staring each other down. They start to take a few steps back into their nearest corners, and Crash runs at Hardcore, attempting a clothesline, but Hardcore ducks and hits a face-buster on his younger cousin. He rolls to the outside, throws a hockey stick into the ring, and also takes out some trash cans and their lids, a fire extinguisher and a chair. He rolls into the ring with them, but is met by a stiff shot to the gut from a hockey stick by Crash (Grandprix).
Crash has picked up a fire extinguisher, and, what’s this? He can’t turn it on! The crowd laughs as the houdini of hardcore is looking confused. He’s just turned it on, but it got sprayed in his own face! This is like a circus! The smoke is beginning to clear from around Crash, and Hardcore takes two trash-can lids, and smacks them like a con-chair-to against Crash’s head. Cover, 1, 2, and a kick out by Crash.
Hardcore (Ice Blaster) has now picked up a trashcan, and is waiting for Crash to get up. He does so, Holly’s trying to hit him with it, but Crash counters with a dropkick into the trashcan. Crash (Grandprix) goes up top, flying body press! But Hardcore caught him into a small package, 1,2, and Crash kicked out.
Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) is now propping up a chair in the ring, and after a leg drop, sits Crash on it. He’s gone outside and has thrown the steel steps into the ring. He delivers some more right hands to Crash, who’s still sitting on the chair. He’s set up the steps at the opposite end of the ring. I think I know what’s coming! He runs off the steps, and takes down Crash, who was sitting on the chair! He makes the cover, this could be it, 1, 2, wow, somehow, Crash (Grandprix) kicked out.
Hardcore doesn’t seem pleased with that, and is shouting at the referee, but he’s stopped now. A smile has come on to Holly’s face. A big smile! What’s up with him? He’s rolled to the outside, and is looking for something under the ring. The fans give out a huge cheer when they see what he’s brought out - it’s a ladder! He’s thrown it into the ring and hits Crash in the stomach with it. He sits Crash on the chair once again, and this time props up the ladder, and starts to climb it! The fans start a huge chant: “Hardcore! Hardcore!”, and he’s at the top. He’s signalling for it, OH MY GOD! Elbow drop off the ladder, but Crash moved out of the way! Je-sus! Holly flew 15ft off a ladder directly onto a chair! Crash slowly makes the cover, this could be it! 1,2, he kicked out! He kicked out! How did he do it? Crash is screaming at the referee! He picks up a chair, smashes it in the ref’s face.
The fans boo loudly, disgusted at Crash’s actions, and start another “Hardcore!” chant. He’s waiting for Hardcore to get up, and sees Jackie in a referee’s shirt heading to the ring, to officiate this match. Bob Holly (Ice Blaster) is starting to get up, opposite Crash (Grandprix). And Crash runs at him with a chair shot, but Hardcore countered! Backdrop on Crash to the outside, onto the chair Crash was holding! How does he have the strength to do that? He’s clutching his ribs in pain, whilst Crash appears lifeless outside the ring. What’s Hardcore doing? He’s crazy! He’s setting up the ladder in the ring, near the ropes! The fans are going wild! He’s at the top, this time signalling with his other elbow, ELBOW DROP ONTO CRASH, WHO WAS LYING ON A CHAIR! Hardcore’s arm is on Crash, 1,2,3!! DING DING DING!!
Your winner, and new hardcore champion: Hardcore Holly! (Ice Blaster)
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(30 minutes later)
What a match that was, earlier this evening, both men were strechered away, and will be in good shape in time for the match at the rumble. We are now watching footage of Hardcore’s ribs being taped up, as they were injured earlier today, during both elbow drops. Wait a sec, it’s Rhyno (Jetster)! GORE! GORE! Nobody said anything about interference after the match! A referee’s walked in, but the doctor just pushed away Rhyno! She makes the cover, 1,2,3!
New Hardcore champion: The sexy doctor
That crazy doctor is running away into a nearby car, but Crash Holly’s stopping her! DDT onto concrete! A referee comes in, 1,2,3!
New Hardcore champion: Crash Holly (Grandprix)
Crash has run away with the title, and drove off in a nearby car.
Congrats to the Hardcore champ, Grandprix, but bad luck to Ice Blaster, Jetster, and the sexy doctor (who I may see more of soon……)
Thanks for reading,
Allardini
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MikeAll wrote:
> Also, I dislike the blasphemy in people's matches. From now on, if
> anyone
> says "jesus" in their matches they are banned from writing
>
> matches. Hmph. {:)
Only kidding, but please, try not to use it. "Oh
> my
> God" is fine though.
How about Allah or Jehovah or Vishnu or
> Buddha or Tiger Ali Singh?
They're fine too. :D
Also, AJ, yeah, I think it's the other way around, Crash has won it 4 times.
> Also, I dislike the blasphemy in people's matches. From now on, if
> anyone
> says "jesus" in their matches they are banned from writing
>
> matches. Hmph. {:)
Only kidding, but please, try not to use it. "Oh
> my
> God" is fine though.
How about Allah or Jehovah or Vishnu or
> Buddha or Tiger Ali Singh?
They're fine too. :D
Also, AJ, yeah, I think it's the other way around, Crash has won it 4 times.
Also, I dislike the blasphemy in people's matches. From now on, if
> anyone says "jesus" in their matches they are banned from writing
> matches. Hmph. {:)
Only kidding, but please, try not to use it. "Oh my
> God" is fine though.
How about Allah or Jehovah or Vishnu or Buddha or Tiger Ali Singh?
> anyone says "jesus" in their matches they are banned from writing
> matches. Hmph. {:)
Only kidding, but please, try not to use it. "Oh my
> God" is fine though.
How about Allah or Jehovah or Vishnu or Buddha or Tiger Ali Singh?
Thanks for the coments, guys.
Nice match Allardini.
A shock change for a win at the end. Nice one! :D
By the way Ant, Crash won the Hardcore Title in my match twice a while back and won it back again there and I'm sure that he's had it before that too. I don't thi9nk 3 is his number of times won.
PS. Congrats on another GAD win allardini!
A shock change for a win at the end. Nice one! :D
By the way Ant, Crash won the Hardcore Title in my match twice a while back and won it back again there and I'm sure that he's had it before that too. I don't thi9nk 3 is his number of times won.
PS. Congrats on another GAD win allardini!
Quality action, good writing and some fresh new ideas. You, my friend are a great addition to our writing team, hope you stay around for a long, long time :)
LOL superb idea in there Allardini mixed in with a great match. Well Done.
Hehe, very innovative ideas there allardini. :D Good stuff.
According to the Championship Records, Hardcore Holly has now been hardcore champ 4 times, Crash 3 times.
Also, I dislike the blasphemy in people's matches. From now on, if anyone says "jesus" in their matches they are banned from writing matches. Hmph. {:)
Only kidding, but please, try not to use it. "Oh my God" is fine though.
According to the Championship Records, Hardcore Holly has now been hardcore champ 4 times, Crash 3 times.
Also, I dislike the blasphemy in people's matches. From now on, if anyone says "jesus" in their matches they are banned from writing matches. Hmph. {:)
Only kidding, but please, try not to use it. "Oh my God" is fine though.
Grandprix wrote:
> You can never win a title too many times.
Yeah, you can, coz it shows your good when you're not. Look at the Rock!
> You can never win a title too many times.
Yeah, you can, coz it shows your good when you're not. Look at the Rock!
You can never win a title too many times.
Grandprix wrote:
> Crash has always been a good guy in my book. He lost it and won it back. Crash
> is the greatest Hardcore champ of all time!
He is, but he can't win it any more as he's won it too many times!
> Crash has always been a good guy in my book. He lost it and won it back. Crash
> is the greatest Hardcore champ of all time!
He is, but he can't win it any more as he's won it too many times!
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