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"The new console XB-Box (XB stands for Xtra Boring!) Corporal Reddles investigates"

This is probably the third post I've written about how boring X-Box is but this time I've decided to have a go at it from a different angle. This time It's a dialogue between me (Corporal Reddles reporter for the Barmy Army national news at ten o'clock yes I know it's not ten o'clock) and that bloke Bill Gates (who knows nothing about Gaming). please remember this is a dialogue...

Me:"Hi Bill! How do you feel about releasing the worst console ever, yes even worse than SNES"

Bill:"It is not the worst console ever it is the best"

Me:"Right, you just keep on believing that Bill ,Anyway what would you say if I said X-Box is complete and utter crud ?"

Bill:"I would say you are wrong"

Me:"Right, that concludes my survey that X-Box should be renamed XB-Box (Read the title)

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Meka Dragon wrote:
Unless you shrunk to a miniature size, and crawled in, and
> had an
> adventure. That might be cool.


Judging by the size of the
> thing, you probably wouldn't need to do very much shrinking.

This is true, but you'd probably need to cover yourswelf in goose fat to squeeze in, and wouldn't be able to take in any companions. You'd need to shrink to about a quarter size to be able to have a real adventure. Maybe a picnic too.

Craw wrote:
> That was indeed a thorough and indepth investigation.

You should write for
> Which? magazine.

I told you I work for the Barmy Army ten o'clock news. If you'd read it properly you would have noticed that!

I'll re write my last post. On virgin atlanic planes there are snes for you to play on and i played Mario all the way there as the films that they were showing were poo.

Jimmy Duck wrote:
> Ahem snes was not bad. In fact they are so good that virgin have them on there
> planes noe. When i went to america i played street fighter two, Mario all stars
> ang final fight all the way there.

You know on First Class they have PS1s and N64s

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> The SNES was brilliant and don't you forget it.

I know it was I was just using it as an example. Hey you a part of some Mafia?

Ahem snes was not bad. In fact they are so good that virgin have them on there planes noe. When i went to america i played street fighter two, Mario all stars ang final fight all the way there.

Meka Dragon wrote:
Unless you shrunk to a miniature size, and crawled in, and had an
> adventure. That might be cool.


Judging by the size of the thing, you probably wouldn't need to do very much shrinking.

I imagine that the X-Box would be quite dull if not switched on though.

Unless you shrunk to a miniature size, and crawled in, and had an adventure. That might be cool.

The SNES was brilliant and don't you forget it.

That was indeed a thorough and indepth investigation.

You should write for Which? magazine.