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Don't you just hate it when you're writing Christmas cards and you get the feeling you've forgotten someone but you don't know who....

Think Nic. THINK!

BEARDS. wrote:
> No double reverse bluffs are allowed. This isn't a points gaining
> round and the Queen hasn't been seen wearing a strangely coloured
> dress today.

Ha ha, that made me laff Mr BEARDS.

Yes I am stupid but do you have to draw attention to it? I'm very sensative about it you know.

*Sniff*

Surrealism is wasted on you people.

BEARDS. wrote:
the Queen hasn't been seen wearing a strangely coloured
> dress today.
*****
Erm. Yeah.
Me thinks the beer is talking now.

er-no wrote:
> Women are worse.
>
> 'I can't possibly accept this....' She says.
>
> So I take it back and go and get a refund and then she doesn't call me
> back.
>
> What crap.
*****
Dude, NEVER EVER take stuff back if she says that. If a gal says that then you're in there. You should only worry if she does the fake smile, laugh and "oh i love it"

Mystique wrote:
> BEARDS. wrote:
> It a vicious circle that works entirely in our favour.
> *****
> Or so we may have you to believe.

No double reverse bluffs are allowed. This isn't a points gaining round and the Queen hasn't been seen wearing a strangely coloured dress today.

Women are worse.

'I can't possibly accept this....' She says.

So I take it back and go and get a refund and then she doesn't call me back.

What crap.

BEARDS. wrote:
> It a vicious circle that works entirely in our favour.
*****
Or so we may have you to believe.

To annoy you. Why else?

It's a variation on the playing hard to get theme. We annoy you tremendously by being impossible to buy for, you confuse this for being some hidden depth and lack of materialism that marks us out as a dreamer and a person with a special personaility.

You do more, we do less, you try even harder.

It a vicious circle that works entirely in our favour.

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY?!