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"The Hunchback of N...ewcastle?"

I was watching Man City vs. Newcastle last night when it struck me. Has anyone else noticed that Craig Bellamy looks like Quasimodo?

I just knew if I mentioned Quasimodo then Beardsley would crop up eventually

There once was an ugly man. He was hideous, as ugly as they came. There was a very fine bird he fancied, and he asked her out every day. Of course, with her being so fit and him being so ugly, she said no every time. Then one day she finally got sick of the constant phone calls and flowers, so she took him aside and said

"Look, I think you're the ugliest man in the world, you're hideous... BUT... if you can find someone uglier than you, I will marry you... OK?"

So the guy went off for days. The days turned into weeks and the weeks turned into months

Finally the ugly man came back and found the girl


"So did you find someone more ugly than you?"




"Yeah, who's Peter Beardsly?"

OK maybe he doesn't look as much like him as Peter Beardsley but did you see his face after he was caught offside? (which he did a million times) You've gotta admit, there is some resemblance...

I agree, he looks nothing like Quazimodo!!
Well, maybe he does after one of his late nights out on the town! But I wouldn't know as I haven't seen him. Have you??

He looks nothing like Quazimodo!

I was watching Man City vs. Newcastle last night when it struck me. Has anyone else noticed that Craig Bellamy looks like Quasimodo?