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"A small message that will make me un-popular with the ladies."

As many of you know i work in a small country pub washing dishes and doing the general donkey work. Theres only 2 blokes in the part time staff and the rest are girls. All they seem to do is tell me how to do my job, take the p*ss and generally annoy me.
There is one girl that will always tell me to hurry up when i'm working with her and the thing is no-one else has complained and the boss is satisfied with my work.
So all i have to say is "never ever work with women"

Mr. Jammy git is among us.

Just let them do the work...

They'll want to prove they're better by taking over the task

As in Chemistry, I do nothing and still get A pass in pratical.

:D

To bloody true.

Craw wrote:
> Women only ever shout at you if they fancy you.

Yeah well that's why strict ugly people who shout a lot are best avoided

ok what I would do is wait and watch the wee girls and if they do one thing wrong just shout your head of they will become f**Ked off and say that they do that to you every time you work and if they shout still do it to get back at them because they desevre it.

I am a Regular !

Good point, i try not to bend over the sink as it does my cilla black in.

Well I'd be careful next time you're bending over that sink...!

No the average age is about 16. Bsides making amove on these girl is about as romantic as kissing jabba the hutt.

Gentlemen friends don't matter. Banter between the sexes are always a sign of affection.

Anyway there's only one way to find out. Places like that survive on sexual tension... I bet the average age is about 18 or 19...

Not true, these women have gentlemen friends and they do more than shout they chuck wet dish clothes at me. ohhh the pain.