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Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle
Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling
Symptom: Feet warm and Wet
Fault: Improper bladder control
Action: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
Symptom: Beer unusually pale and tasteless
Fault: Glass Empty
Action: Get someone to buy you another beer
Symptom: Opposite wall covered with flourescent lights
Fault: You have fallen over backward
Action: Have yourself tied to the bar
Symptom: Mouth contains cigarette butts
Fault: You have fallen over forward
Action: Have yourself tied to the bar
Symptom: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
Fault: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face
Action: retire to the men's room, practice in mirror
Symptom: Floor Blurred
Fault: You are looking through the bottom of an empoty glass
Action: Get someone to buy you another beer
Symptom: Floor Moving
Fault: You are being carried out
Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar
Symptom: Room seems unusually dark
Fault: Bar has closed
Action: Confirm home address with barman
Symptom: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
Fault: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
Action: Cover mouth
Symptom: Everyone looks up to you and smiles
Fault: You are dancing on the table
Action: Fall on somebody comfortable looking
Symptom: Beer is crystal clear
Fault: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up
Action: Punch him
Symptom: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
Fault: You have been in a fight
Action: Apologize to everyone you see in case it was them
Symptom: Don't recognise anybody or the room you are in
Fault: You have wandered into the wrong party
Action: Find out if they have free Beer
Symptom: Your singing sounds distorted
Fault: The beer is too weak
Action: Have more beer until your voice improves
Symptom: Don't remember the words to the song you are singing
Fault: Beer is just right
Action: Play air guitar
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle
Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling
Symptom: Feet warm and Wet
Fault: Improper bladder control
Action: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
Symptom: Beer unusually pale and tasteless
Fault: Glass Empty
Action: Get someone to buy you another beer
Symptom: Opposite wall covered with flourescent lights
Fault: You have fallen over backward
Action: Have yourself tied to the bar
Symptom: Mouth contains cigarette butts
Fault: You have fallen over forward
Action: Have yourself tied to the bar
Symptom: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
Fault: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face
Action: retire to the men's room, practice in mirror
Symptom: Floor Blurred
Fault: You are looking through the bottom of an empoty glass
Action: Get someone to buy you another beer
Symptom: Floor Moving
Fault: You are being carried out
Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar
Symptom: Room seems unusually dark
Fault: Bar has closed
Action: Confirm home address with barman
Symptom: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
Fault: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
Action: Cover mouth
Symptom: Everyone looks up to you and smiles
Fault: You are dancing on the table
Action: Fall on somebody comfortable looking
Symptom: Beer is crystal clear
Fault: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up
Action: Punch him
Symptom: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
Fault: You have been in a fight
Action: Apologize to everyone you see in case it was them
Symptom: Don't recognise anybody or the room you are in
Fault: You have wandered into the wrong party
Action: Find out if they have free Beer
Symptom: Your singing sounds distorted
Fault: The beer is too weak
Action: Have more beer until your voice improves
Symptom: Don't remember the words to the song you are singing
Fault: Beer is just right
Action: Play air guitar
We're doing a route on Darwen Moor and surroundings this Weds night.
Meet at Dole Lane opposite the Hare & Hounds for a 17:45 dart.....
Paul