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"Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work"

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Sun 17/02/02 at 18:44
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It's an incentive to show up

It leads to more honest communications.

It reduces complaints about low pay.

Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

It encourages car pooling.

Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

It makes fellow employees look better.

It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

It makes everyone more open with their ideas

Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.

Employees no longer need coffee to sober up

Sitting "bare bottomed" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."

Not having to worry about your wife being mad when you come home wasted -its your job!

Any sick days taken would be completely genuine.

You can take longer and more frequent bathroom breaks.
Sun 17/02/02 at 19:02
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MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Wicked

But they should also serve alchy-hol (Marge Simpson calls it that) at
> school and college!

Heck, even primary school!

You got learn somewere!!
Sun 17/02/02 at 18:47
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Wicked

But they should also serve alchy-hol (Marge Simpson calls it that) at school and college!

Heck, even primary school!
Sun 17/02/02 at 18:44
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Posts: 9,808
It's an incentive to show up

It leads to more honest communications.

It reduces complaints about low pay.

Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

It encourages car pooling.

Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

It makes fellow employees look better.

It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

It makes everyone more open with their ideas

Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.

Employees no longer need coffee to sober up

Sitting "bare bottomed" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."

Not having to worry about your wife being mad when you come home wasted -its your job!

Any sick days taken would be completely genuine.

You can take longer and more frequent bathroom breaks.

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