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The crowd are going nuts! What’s happening? It seems we have some backstage footage. It’s Kid Rock! He is walking down one of the halls backstage. He’s stopped at a locker room. It doesn’t have a sign on it. Who could it be? Kid Rock knocks and then enters. The cameraman is left outside. What is all that about?
It seems we have some footage of our ‘honourable’ commissioner, Reaver (Ant). He’s speaking to the members of the corrupt 4 Elements faction.
“I have an opportunity to put that sniffling weasel Longy out of business for a while and when the time comes, there will be no escape for him!”
Some rather cryptic comments from Reaver (Ant). Let’s get down to business. Longy’s music hits and the crowd go crazy for the former CAW champion. He looks up for this match and has a point to prove after shooting himself in the foot, which cost him the title.
Reaver’s music hits and the crowd are disgusted with this corrupt commissioner. Reaver raises the belt and points to it. He walks around to the announcer’s table. He grabs a microphone.
“Longy! Don’t expect to get your grubby little mits on this title again because when I’m finished with you, there will be NOTHING LEFT!”
Reaver (Ant) speedily enters the ring but gets stomped on by Longy. Longy looks furious and the crowd are loving every kick. Reaver is trying to escape but Longy is relentless. Longy picks up Reaver and suplexes him. Longy salutes the crowd and talks trash in Reaver’s face. Rake in the eye by Reaver. That has bought Reaver some time.
Reaver rolls out of the ring and leans on the ring. Longy runs off the ropes, baseball slide. Reaver tumbles to the floor. Reaver starts crawling up the ramp. I think he has had enough. Reaver has certainly had more than he has bargained for. Reaver is on his feet walking up the ramp. Longy is chasing him down and does a hard shot to the back. Reaver turns round and receives another shot to the face. Longy kicks Reaver in the midsection, DDT! Longy grabs Reaver’s legs and is literally dragging Reaver back to the ring!
Longy picks up Reaver (Ant) and whips him into the steps. Reaver is getting destroyed here. Reaver uses the security barrier to get to his feet. Longy with a shot to the ribs and rolls Reaver into the ring. Longy climbs in and covers. 1… 2… KICK OUT!
Longy grabs Reaver’s head and picks him up. Longy whips Reaver off the ropes, Spinebuster! Longy picks Reaver up. Longy does a couple of shots to the face, Reaver begins his fight back. This has turned into a slugfest. Reaver is winning, goes for a superkick, Longy grabs hold of the leg, Enziguri! Longy is down!
Reaver (Ant) wants to end this now. Reaver picks Longy up, sets him up for the running powerbomb! Reaver begins running, Longy transfers his weight and does a hurricarana pin! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Oh, so close!
Reaver rolls out of the ring and grabs his title belt. Longy is getting up on the other side of the ring. The ref is checking on him. Reaver climbs into the ring, he is willing Longy to come at him. Longy charges at Reaver, Reaver raises the belt, THE REF GRABS THE BELT! Longy slides through the legs, spins Reaver round, scoops him up, Powerslam!
Wait a second! The remaining 3 members of the 4 Elements are coming to ringside! They seem to staying outside the ring. Longy spots them and suicide dives over the ropes! Reaver (Ant) slides out of the ring and stomps on the fallen Longy. The crowd are going mad! What is going on? It’s Kid Rock! He’s coming through the crowd! It’s still 2 against 4. Longy and Kid Rock are outmatched. Another huge cheer comes up. It’s the System Fighters (Grandprix and MikeAll)! It’s turned into a mass war! The ref has thrown this match out! We await official confirmation of the result. At the moment, Longy and Reaver are slugging it out, Mouldy Cheese and Kid Rock are going through the crowd and the Da Animalz of Doom (Afrojoe and Cong Man) are fighting the System Fighters up the ramp.
We have official confirmation of the result.
“There is no winner as both wrestlers were disqualified.”
Well, there we have it! Kid Rock must have known that Reaver would try something and enlisted the System Fighters as backup. A double DQ benefits no one and I’m sure this is not the end of this rivalry.
WINNER: NO ONE (DOUBLE DQ)
> good match maybe a PPV match of the system fighters & Kid Rock and Longy Vs
> the Four elements??????
Would have been...but too many of us are involved in other matches and I ran out of writers...maybe in the week before the PPV :D
> Ant, come on MSN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's tough being wanted. :D
However I'm still not sure what Cong Man's doing, hitting me with weapons twice this week! Maybe it'll be sorted out next week...
Good ending, as I think that the CAW division has been based too much on the Faces winning.
Well done to, errrr, no one.
:-)