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The title says it all really!
Can you think up a sketch that's as funny as the ones on GTA3? Sure, accents won't quite work - but you can asterisk them in!
It can be anything... especially something knocking Americans..
I suppose you could use one of the characters in the game already, like Reid Tucker or Bob from Pine creek - Either way, give it a shot.
I'll post mine later!
There are no rules - Except exact copying of the ones from the game!
Game
Can you think up a sketch that's as funny as the ones on GTA3? Sure, accents won't quite work - but you can asterisk them in!
It can be anything... especially something knocking Americans..
I suppose you could use one of the characters in the game already, like Reid Tucker or Bob from Pine creek - Either way, give it a shot.
I'll post mine later!
There are no rules - Except exact copying of the ones from the game!
Game
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Well this died on it's a**e.
Laslow: Alright, lets go to the phones - line 54, hello caller, where are you from?
Caller: Hi Laslow, my name's Bob from Pine Creek!
Laslow: Oh right, hi, I remember you, the father of Johnny, The paralegal, photocopier kid.
Bob: That's right, and now I got me another kid.
Laslow: Oh congratulations, that's great!
Bob: Yeah, Bobby Ray we called him!
Laslow: Well, that sounds... er... swell!
Bob: Yeah, and you know the best part, he's gonna make me more money!
Laslow: Ah, super... more exploitation.
Bob: Explotation my ass! We feed this kid so much food, and with good reason too!
Laslow: What, you mean you're fattening him up - you're going to eat him?
Bob: Hell no, I wouldn't eat one of my own kids!
Laslow: Don't you think over-feeding could cause Bobby Ray a few heart problems, especially in later life?
Bob: Hello no, I ate like there was no tomorrow when I was kid - sure I can't fit through doorways and I bathe in the swimming pool my Johnny bought me last year, but I only need 2 heart by-passes a month now!
Laslow: I see... But Bobby might be a different matter - I think maybe you should ease up on his diet!
Bob: Hello no, I'm gonna fatten him up, and then, when he's 21 and eats a whole Ox everyday, he's gonna be a football star and earn me my millions! I'm gonna get me 6 swimming pools, 9 more cars and maybe a couple more wives!
Laslow: I'm sure I have the number for a door-to-door shrink somewhere!
Bob: Why?! I don't need me a shrink, just some more food for my Bobby Ray,.. Hell, Johnny goes withough food for 3 weeks at a time just so Bobby can get fatter! He also lets me use him as a tackling bag!
Laslow: I kinda feel sorry for your kids...
Bob: I bet you don't know the first thing about kids... they're very useful. They're small too, so you can take them on holiday and put them in a cupboard when you got visitors round!
Laslow: Okay, my secretary is phoning the USSPCC, you'd better say by to your kids!
Bob: Hell, I got me 7 shotguns and two human shields in Bobby and Johnny, you ain't gonna get me!
*Bob hangs up phone*
Caller: Hi Laslow, my name's Bob from Pine Creek!
Laslow: Oh right, hi, I remember you, the father of Johnny, The paralegal, photocopier kid.
Bob: That's right, and now I got me another kid.
Laslow: Oh congratulations, that's great!
Bob: Yeah, Bobby Ray we called him!
Laslow: Well, that sounds... er... swell!
Bob: Yeah, and you know the best part, he's gonna make me more money!
Laslow: Ah, super... more exploitation.
Bob: Explotation my ass! We feed this kid so much food, and with good reason too!
Laslow: What, you mean you're fattening him up - you're going to eat him?
Bob: Hell no, I wouldn't eat one of my own kids!
Laslow: Don't you think over-feeding could cause Bobby Ray a few heart problems, especially in later life?
Bob: Hello no, I ate like there was no tomorrow when I was kid - sure I can't fit through doorways and I bathe in the swimming pool my Johnny bought me last year, but I only need 2 heart by-passes a month now!
Laslow: I see... But Bobby might be a different matter - I think maybe you should ease up on his diet!
Bob: Hello no, I'm gonna fatten him up, and then, when he's 21 and eats a whole Ox everyday, he's gonna be a football star and earn me my millions! I'm gonna get me 6 swimming pools, 9 more cars and maybe a couple more wives!
Laslow: I'm sure I have the number for a door-to-door shrink somewhere!
Bob: Why?! I don't need me a shrink, just some more food for my Bobby Ray,.. Hell, Johnny goes withough food for 3 weeks at a time just so Bobby can get fatter! He also lets me use him as a tackling bag!
Laslow: I kinda feel sorry for your kids...
Bob: I bet you don't know the first thing about kids... they're very useful. They're small too, so you can take them on holiday and put them in a cupboard when you got visitors round!
Laslow: Okay, my secretary is phoning the USSPCC, you'd better say by to your kids!
Bob: Hell, I got me 7 shotguns and two human shields in Bobby and Johnny, you ain't gonna get me!
*Bob hangs up phone*
The title says it all really!
Can you think up a sketch that's as funny as the ones on GTA3? Sure, accents won't quite work - but you can asterisk them in!
It can be anything... especially something knocking Americans..
I suppose you could use one of the characters in the game already, like Reid Tucker or Bob from Pine creek - Either way, give it a shot.
I'll post mine later!
There are no rules - Except exact copying of the ones from the game!
Game
Can you think up a sketch that's as funny as the ones on GTA3? Sure, accents won't quite work - but you can asterisk them in!
It can be anything... especially something knocking Americans..
I suppose you could use one of the characters in the game already, like Reid Tucker or Bob from Pine creek - Either way, give it a shot.
I'll post mine later!
There are no rules - Except exact copying of the ones from the game!
Game