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Welsh Rugby Tsar
£3,000,000 per annum (OTE £24,500,000)
The Welsh Rugby Union has an exciting new opening within its 'coaching empire' division for an ambitious and open minded rugby coach.
Working with our dedicated coaching team of 155 managers, team selectors, full back coaches, kicking tee engineers, water boys, hangers on, fitness coaches, feng shui experts, interior designers, graphologists, tree surgeons, psychologists, dolly grips, ornithologists, proctologists,
racquet stringers and proof readers, you will head up this vital division of the WRU as Wales National Team Coach (aka 'Welsh Rugby Tsar').
This is a prestigious position in World rugby that carries with it the expectations of a proud, bi-lingual nation, whose predilection for bestiality and root vegetable worship must be curbed for the sake of the fifteen man game.
You will coach the cream of Welsh rugby talent for its next enthralling chapter, leading up to the 2003 Rugby World Cup. Having already qualified for this tournament, you will concentrate on bringing out the best in the Welsh National Side in current and future Six Nations Championships. Confronting and overcoming the driving force in Northern Hemisphere Rugby - the Italian National Side - will be your immediate objective for the 2002 championship.
This will be a major test of your credentials and your future ability to keep a straight face in front of the Welsh public and the wider World audience. You will be expected to bring your individual expertise in the field of coaching to an ambitious and highly skilled rugby squad who have managed to eat their weight in sausages in preparation for this years Six Nations Championship. Previous canoeing experience would be an advantage, in addition to map reading and assault course construction skills. Based at our fabulous new Millennium Stadium, your responsibilities will be wide ranging and you may be asked upon from time to time to repair the leek that lets in water on the middle of the pitch when its starts raining.
You will also be expected to clean the Sky Sports urinal on FA cup final days.
Our emphasis on youth development will form a key part of your job, and you will be expected to take PE lessons at 73 different comprehensive schools throughout Wales and wash up the Taff youth jerseys after their lessons. Ironing is mandatory under the terms of the contract. This is for a
non-negotiable twenty year watertight contract that will be
signed in blood, where all parties will hold their breath, cross their fingers, legs and arms and count to twenty before leaving the room on the day of the press conference announcing your appointment.
Previous incumbents in his position have come to really upon the unwavering support of the WRU general committee, the feature writers of the Western Mail, former Welsh International Rugby players and the dinner ladies of Dwr
Y Felin Comprehensive School - the Union considers the affinity held for the National Team coach a most appealing aspect of the job.
An attractive remuneration package is offered in addition to the standard annual salary. You will have unlimited use of Tom Jones' 'Delilah' health club, spa and massage parlour in the Vale of Glamorgan, courtesy cigarettes, and a chauffeur driven Skoda Octavia.
For the specially patented WRU parchment application form please contact:
Glanmore 'Money' Griffiths
WRU Talking to me? Headquarters (Recruitment and Selection Division)
Building 3
Section 2.233a
Welsh Assembly Boulevard
Cardiff Bay
Cardiff
Cardiff County Borough
CU12 NTS
Cymru am Byth
No agencies. No New Zealanders. FAO Gareth Jenkins
Paid for by Messrs JPR Williams, G O Edwards, B John, C Morgan, T Jones, S Bassey, R Edwards (Formerly of Manic Street Preachers)
£3,000,000 per annum (OTE £24,500,000)
The Welsh Rugby Union has an exciting new opening within its 'coaching empire' division for an ambitious and open minded rugby coach.
Working with our dedicated coaching team of 155 managers, team selectors, full back coaches, kicking tee engineers, water boys, hangers on, fitness coaches, feng shui experts, interior designers, graphologists, tree surgeons, psychologists, dolly grips, ornithologists, proctologists,
racquet stringers and proof readers, you will head up this vital division of the WRU as Wales National Team Coach (aka 'Welsh Rugby Tsar').
This is a prestigious position in World rugby that carries with it the expectations of a proud, bi-lingual nation, whose predilection for bestiality and root vegetable worship must be curbed for the sake of the fifteen man game.
You will coach the cream of Welsh rugby talent for its next enthralling chapter, leading up to the 2003 Rugby World Cup. Having already qualified for this tournament, you will concentrate on bringing out the best in the Welsh National Side in current and future Six Nations Championships. Confronting and overcoming the driving force in Northern Hemisphere Rugby - the Italian National Side - will be your immediate objective for the 2002 championship.
This will be a major test of your credentials and your future ability to keep a straight face in front of the Welsh public and the wider World audience. You will be expected to bring your individual expertise in the field of coaching to an ambitious and highly skilled rugby squad who have managed to eat their weight in sausages in preparation for this years Six Nations Championship. Previous canoeing experience would be an advantage, in addition to map reading and assault course construction skills. Based at our fabulous new Millennium Stadium, your responsibilities will be wide ranging and you may be asked upon from time to time to repair the leek that lets in water on the middle of the pitch when its starts raining.
You will also be expected to clean the Sky Sports urinal on FA cup final days.
Our emphasis on youth development will form a key part of your job, and you will be expected to take PE lessons at 73 different comprehensive schools throughout Wales and wash up the Taff youth jerseys after their lessons. Ironing is mandatory under the terms of the contract. This is for a
non-negotiable twenty year watertight contract that will be
signed in blood, where all parties will hold their breath, cross their fingers, legs and arms and count to twenty before leaving the room on the day of the press conference announcing your appointment.
Previous incumbents in his position have come to really upon the unwavering support of the WRU general committee, the feature writers of the Western Mail, former Welsh International Rugby players and the dinner ladies of Dwr
Y Felin Comprehensive School - the Union considers the affinity held for the National Team coach a most appealing aspect of the job.
An attractive remuneration package is offered in addition to the standard annual salary. You will have unlimited use of Tom Jones' 'Delilah' health club, spa and massage parlour in the Vale of Glamorgan, courtesy cigarettes, and a chauffeur driven Skoda Octavia.
For the specially patented WRU parchment application form please contact:
Glanmore 'Money' Griffiths
WRU Talking to me? Headquarters (Recruitment and Selection Division)
Building 3
Section 2.233a
Welsh Assembly Boulevard
Cardiff Bay
Cardiff
Cardiff County Borough
CU12 NTS
Cymru am Byth
No agencies. No New Zealanders. FAO Gareth Jenkins
Paid for by Messrs JPR Williams, G O Edwards, B John, C Morgan, T Jones, S Bassey, R Edwards (Formerly of Manic Street Preachers)
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Welsh Rugby Tsar
£3,000,000 per annum (OTE £24,500,000)
The Welsh Rugby Union has an exciting new opening within its 'coaching empire' division for an ambitious and open minded rugby coach.
Working with our dedicated coaching team of 155 managers, team selectors, full back coaches, kicking tee engineers, water boys, hangers on, fitness coaches, feng shui experts, interior designers, graphologists, tree surgeons, psychologists, dolly grips, ornithologists, proctologists,
racquet stringers and proof readers, you will head up this vital division of the WRU as Wales National Team Coach (aka 'Welsh Rugby Tsar').
This is a prestigious position in World rugby that carries with it the expectations of a proud, bi-lingual nation, whose predilection for bestiality and root vegetable worship must be curbed for the sake of the fifteen man game.
You will coach the cream of Welsh rugby talent for its next enthralling chapter, leading up to the 2003 Rugby World Cup. Having already qualified for this tournament, you will concentrate on bringing out the best in the Welsh National Side in current and future Six Nations Championships. Confronting and overcoming the driving force in Northern Hemisphere Rugby - the Italian National Side - will be your immediate objective for the 2002 championship.
This will be a major test of your credentials and your future ability to keep a straight face in front of the Welsh public and the wider World audience. You will be expected to bring your individual expertise in the field of coaching to an ambitious and highly skilled rugby squad who have managed to eat their weight in sausages in preparation for this years Six Nations Championship. Previous canoeing experience would be an advantage, in addition to map reading and assault course construction skills. Based at our fabulous new Millennium Stadium, your responsibilities will be wide ranging and you may be asked upon from time to time to repair the leek that lets in water on the middle of the pitch when its starts raining.
You will also be expected to clean the Sky Sports urinal on FA cup final days.
Our emphasis on youth development will form a key part of your job, and you will be expected to take PE lessons at 73 different comprehensive schools throughout Wales and wash up the Taff youth jerseys after their lessons. Ironing is mandatory under the terms of the contract. This is for a
non-negotiable twenty year watertight contract that will be
signed in blood, where all parties will hold their breath, cross their fingers, legs and arms and count to twenty before leaving the room on the day of the press conference announcing your appointment.
Previous incumbents in his position have come to really upon the unwavering support of the WRU general committee, the feature writers of the Western Mail, former Welsh International Rugby players and the dinner ladies of Dwr
Y Felin Comprehensive School - the Union considers the affinity held for the National Team coach a most appealing aspect of the job.
An attractive remuneration package is offered in addition to the standard annual salary. You will have unlimited use of Tom Jones' 'Delilah' health club, spa and massage parlour in the Vale of Glamorgan, courtesy cigarettes, and a chauffeur driven Skoda Octavia.
For the specially patented WRU parchment application form please contact:
Glanmore 'Money' Griffiths
WRU Talking to me? Headquarters (Recruitment and Selection Division)
Building 3
Section 2.233a
Welsh Assembly Boulevard
Cardiff Bay
Cardiff
Cardiff County Borough
CU12 NTS
Cymru am Byth
No agencies. No New Zealanders. FAO Gareth Jenkins
Paid for by Messrs JPR Williams, G O Edwards, B John, C Morgan, T Jones, S Bassey, R Edwards (Formerly of Manic Street Preachers)
£3,000,000 per annum (OTE £24,500,000)
The Welsh Rugby Union has an exciting new opening within its 'coaching empire' division for an ambitious and open minded rugby coach.
Working with our dedicated coaching team of 155 managers, team selectors, full back coaches, kicking tee engineers, water boys, hangers on, fitness coaches, feng shui experts, interior designers, graphologists, tree surgeons, psychologists, dolly grips, ornithologists, proctologists,
racquet stringers and proof readers, you will head up this vital division of the WRU as Wales National Team Coach (aka 'Welsh Rugby Tsar').
This is a prestigious position in World rugby that carries with it the expectations of a proud, bi-lingual nation, whose predilection for bestiality and root vegetable worship must be curbed for the sake of the fifteen man game.
You will coach the cream of Welsh rugby talent for its next enthralling chapter, leading up to the 2003 Rugby World Cup. Having already qualified for this tournament, you will concentrate on bringing out the best in the Welsh National Side in current and future Six Nations Championships. Confronting and overcoming the driving force in Northern Hemisphere Rugby - the Italian National Side - will be your immediate objective for the 2002 championship.
This will be a major test of your credentials and your future ability to keep a straight face in front of the Welsh public and the wider World audience. You will be expected to bring your individual expertise in the field of coaching to an ambitious and highly skilled rugby squad who have managed to eat their weight in sausages in preparation for this years Six Nations Championship. Previous canoeing experience would be an advantage, in addition to map reading and assault course construction skills. Based at our fabulous new Millennium Stadium, your responsibilities will be wide ranging and you may be asked upon from time to time to repair the leek that lets in water on the middle of the pitch when its starts raining.
You will also be expected to clean the Sky Sports urinal on FA cup final days.
Our emphasis on youth development will form a key part of your job, and you will be expected to take PE lessons at 73 different comprehensive schools throughout Wales and wash up the Taff youth jerseys after their lessons. Ironing is mandatory under the terms of the contract. This is for a
non-negotiable twenty year watertight contract that will be
signed in blood, where all parties will hold their breath, cross their fingers, legs and arms and count to twenty before leaving the room on the day of the press conference announcing your appointment.
Previous incumbents in his position have come to really upon the unwavering support of the WRU general committee, the feature writers of the Western Mail, former Welsh International Rugby players and the dinner ladies of Dwr
Y Felin Comprehensive School - the Union considers the affinity held for the National Team coach a most appealing aspect of the job.
An attractive remuneration package is offered in addition to the standard annual salary. You will have unlimited use of Tom Jones' 'Delilah' health club, spa and massage parlour in the Vale of Glamorgan, courtesy cigarettes, and a chauffeur driven Skoda Octavia.
For the specially patented WRU parchment application form please contact:
Glanmore 'Money' Griffiths
WRU Talking to me? Headquarters (Recruitment and Selection Division)
Building 3
Section 2.233a
Welsh Assembly Boulevard
Cardiff Bay
Cardiff
Cardiff County Borough
CU12 NTS
Cymru am Byth
No agencies. No New Zealanders. FAO Gareth Jenkins
Paid for by Messrs JPR Williams, G O Edwards, B John, C Morgan, T Jones, S Bassey, R Edwards (Formerly of Manic Street Preachers)