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“My first problem is that since my much anticipated arrival here in WWF Forum wrestling, my talents have been extremely under-used.” The fans cheer wildly showing their support for Scotty. “My second problem is, that I should be CAW champion by now.” The fans cheer even more wildly. “Now the way I see it the reason for all my problems is that Jackass of a man we call our comissioner.” The fans again cheer.
Suddenly Commissioner Reaver (Ant) appears on the Titan-Tron. “Excuse me Scotty, what on Earth do you think you’re doing? Coming to the ring without permission? Interrupting my important commissionary functions? And was that a challenge I heard? Now listen here, you can’t just go gallivanting around doing what you please here. There are consequences to your every action. Such as the ones you are about to face now.” Scotty is suddenly jumped by The Cong Man, Hawk (AfroJoe) and Mouldy Cheese who came through the crowd and entered the ring unseen by STD, who was busy watching the big screen.
The trio beat Scotty to the mat as Reaver makes his way down the ramp to join in the beating. The Cong Man locks Scotty in a figure-four leglock! Oh no,,,not this!!! Hawk goes up top,,,BIGGER FOUR SPLASH!!! Scotty is left in agony! Reaver stands over him, removes his title belt and begins to whip him with it! Wait though, here comes Scotty’s tag-team partner! It’s Rage (BRM) !!! Rage throws some big punches knocking first Reaver, the Cong, then Hawk to the floor, but before he can carry on The Mouldy One grabs his arm and quickly locks him into the Mouldmission!!! Mouldy Cheese eventually drops Rage to the canvas and the four elements stomp away on the fallen tag-team.
A group of referees come running down the aisle trying to get the commisioner and his cronies away from The Raging Dogs but to no avail, as the Cong Man grabs a chair and keeps the referees at bay. The fans suddenly begin cheering and there is a commotion behind the announcers table,,,OH MY GOD!!! It’s Kid Rock, still bandaged from the attack by The Cong Man and his Tag-team partner, former CAW champion Longy!!! The two men quickly hit the ring and a full-scale brawl ensues. The referees quickly vacate the ring, all apart from Nick Patrick who is grabbed by Reaver. Reaver talks down to Patrick for a few seconds and the referee calls for the bell!!! Looks like this one just became an official match up!
Kid Rock goes straight for the man who hospitalised him, The Cong Man! He hits a vicious clothesline the momentum of which sends both men tumbling to the floor! Rage (BRM) grabs Hawk (AfroJoe) and in a display of immense strength gorilla-presses him over the top rope! Hawk crashes to the floor-mats landing badly on his knees! Longy hits Mouldy Cheese with the Longstar!!! Out of nowhere! He makes the cover but Nick Patrick indicates to him that he isn’t the legal man! Who are the legal men? As Longy argues his point with Nick Patrick, Reaver (Ant) is in trouble! Rage (BRM) has him set up on the top rope, Scotty the Doggy joins him in the corner,,,and,,,IT’S THE RAGING DOGGER!!! Reaver hits the mat with a sickening thud. Longy sprints across and makes the cover, only to be told once again by Nick Patrick that he isn’t the legal man! Longy gets fed up and goes to stand on the apron. Patrick eventually attempts to force Rage to join him.
Scotty The Doggy and Reaver are left battling out in the ring. Scotty with an Irish whip on Reaver, Reaver reverses and CLANG!!! The Cong Man with a chair shot from the outside to Scotty The Doggy!!! Nick Patrick was forcing Rage to his corner and didn’t see a thing! Kid Rock grabs The Cong Man though and suplexes him on the hard concrete floor! Reaver makes the tag to Mouldy Cheese who sprints into the ring and locks a Fujiwara arm-bar in tight on Scotty. You can hear him screaming out in pain! Rage runs into the ring and breaks the count., but as he turns around he gets clobbered by Hawk who had a steel chair. Hawk quickly throws the chair to the floor before the Referee spots he used it. Reaver goes over to the action on the outside and begins throwing punches at Kid Rock! Mouldy Cheese Irish whips Scotty in to the corner and throws punches at his head as the fans boo.
A four-way fist fight has broken out on the outside as Longy, Kid Rock, Reaver and Hawk are stood in a group just hammering away at each other. The Cong Man is now back to his feet and rolls back into the ring chair in hand. Nick Patrick admonishes Cong. So cong puts the chair down in a seating position. The referee looks puzzled. Suddenly Cong turns, bounces off the ropes, jumps on to the chair, then the ropes and comes crashing down on top of the four men brawling on the outside!!! OH MY GOD, is he suicidal? Scotty The Doggy escapes the corner by power-bombing Mouldy Cheese off the ropes! Both men crawl to their corners! Mouldy Cheese makes it back first and finds no-one waiting for him!!!
But wait, Reaver escaped most of the impact from the flying gorilla and makes it back to the corner. Tag made. Scotty the Doggy is back to his corner and tags in Rage. Rage runs across the ring and goes for a clothesline but Reaver ducks it! CLANG!!! Cong Man with a chair shot to Scotty The Doggy knocking him clean off the apron. Reaver grabs Rage and hits him with a DDT driver. Reaver makes the cover as Cong rolls back into the ring and stands over him. 1,,,,2,,,,CLANG!!!! What??? The Cong Man with a chair shot to Reaver?!? What’s that all about?!?! Cong now drags Reaver’s lifeless body back to the corner and tags himself in. He slowly struts across to where Rage is lying and sits him up. Hje locks in a sitting half-nelson, before turning rage over into some sort of full-nelson/camel clutch submission hold. Rage taps out.
“Ladies and Gentlemen your winners of this match: The Cong Man, Hawk (AJ), Reaver and Mouldy Cheese!”
What was that all about? Why did the Cong Man hit Reaver? What on earth is going on?
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The above was an unscheduled match which I was asked to write due to being back early and available to write it. Hope you all liked it.
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Well done us anyway.
“My first problem is that since my much anticipated arrival here in WWF Forum wrestling, my talents have been extremely under-used.” The fans cheer wildly showing their support for Scotty. “My second problem is, that I should be CAW champion by now.” The fans cheer even more wildly. “Now the way I see it the reason for all my problems is that Jackass of a man we call our comissioner.” The fans again cheer.
Suddenly Commissioner Reaver (Ant) appears on the Titan-Tron. “Excuse me Scotty, what on Earth do you think you’re doing? Coming to the ring without permission? Interrupting my important commissionary functions? And was that a challenge I heard? Now listen here, you can’t just go gallivanting around doing what you please here. There are consequences to your every action. Such as the ones you are about to face now.” Scotty is suddenly jumped by The Cong Man, Hawk (AfroJoe) and Mouldy Cheese who came through the crowd and entered the ring unseen by STD, who was busy watching the big screen.
The trio beat Scotty to the mat as Reaver makes his way down the ramp to join in the beating. The Cong Man locks Scotty in a figure-four leglock! Oh no,,,not this!!! Hawk goes up top,,,BIGGER FOUR SPLASH!!! Scotty is left in agony! Reaver stands over him, removes his title belt and begins to whip him with it! Wait though, here comes Scotty’s tag-team partner! It’s Rage (BRM) !!! Rage throws some big punches knocking first Reaver, the Cong, then Hawk to the floor, but before he can carry on The Mouldy One grabs his arm and quickly locks him into the Mouldmission!!! Mouldy Cheese eventually drops Rage to the canvas and the four elements stomp away on the fallen tag-team.
A group of referees come running down the aisle trying to get the commisioner and his cronies away from The Raging Dogs but to no avail, as the Cong Man grabs a chair and keeps the referees at bay. The fans suddenly begin cheering and there is a commotion behind the announcers table,,,OH MY GOD!!! It’s Kid Rock, still bandaged from the attack by The Cong Man and his Tag-team partner, former CAW champion Longy!!! The two men quickly hit the ring and a full-scale brawl ensues. The referees quickly vacate the ring, all apart from Nick Patrick who is grabbed by Reaver. Reaver talks down to Patrick for a few seconds and the referee calls for the bell!!! Looks like this one just became an official match up!
Kid Rock goes straight for the man who hospitalised him, The Cong Man! He hits a vicious clothesline the momentum of which sends both men tumbling to the floor! Rage (BRM) grabs Hawk (AfroJoe) and in a display of immense strength gorilla-presses him over the top rope! Hawk crashes to the floor-mats landing badly on his knees! Longy hits Mouldy Cheese with the Longstar!!! Out of nowhere! He makes the cover but Nick Patrick indicates to him that he isn’t the legal man! Who are the legal men? As Longy argues his point with Nick Patrick, Reaver (Ant) is in trouble! Rage (BRM) has him set up on the top rope, Scotty the Doggy joins him in the corner,,,and,,,IT’S THE RAGING DOGGER!!! Reaver hits the mat with a sickening thud. Longy sprints across and makes the cover, only to be told once again by Nick Patrick that he isn’t the legal man! Longy gets fed up and goes to stand on the apron. Patrick eventually attempts to force Rage to join him.
Scotty The Doggy and Reaver are left battling out in the ring. Scotty with an Irish whip on Reaver, Reaver reverses and CLANG!!! The Cong Man with a chair shot from the outside to Scotty The Doggy!!! Nick Patrick was forcing Rage to his corner and didn’t see a thing! Kid Rock grabs The Cong Man though and suplexes him on the hard concrete floor! Reaver makes the tag to Mouldy Cheese who sprints into the ring and locks a Fujiwara arm-bar in tight on Scotty. You can hear him screaming out in pain! Rage runs into the ring and breaks the count., but as he turns around he gets clobbered by Hawk who had a steel chair. Hawk quickly throws the chair to the floor before the Referee spots he used it. Reaver goes over to the action on the outside and begins throwing punches at Kid Rock! Mouldy Cheese Irish whips Scotty in to the corner and throws punches at his head as the fans boo.
A four-way fist fight has broken out on the outside as Longy, Kid Rock, Reaver and Hawk are stood in a group just hammering away at each other. The Cong Man is now back to his feet and rolls back into the ring chair in hand. Nick Patrick admonishes Cong. So cong puts the chair down in a seating position. The referee looks puzzled. Suddenly Cong turns, bounces off the ropes, jumps on to the chair, then the ropes and comes crashing down on top of the four men brawling on the outside!!! OH MY GOD, is he suicidal? Scotty The Doggy escapes the corner by power-bombing Mouldy Cheese off the ropes! Both men crawl to their corners! Mouldy Cheese makes it back first and finds no-one waiting for him!!!
But wait, Reaver escaped most of the impact from the flying gorilla and makes it back to the corner. Tag made. Scotty the Doggy is back to his corner and tags in Rage. Rage runs across the ring and goes for a clothesline but Reaver ducks it! CLANG!!! Cong Man with a chair shot to Scotty The Doggy knocking him clean off the apron. Reaver grabs Rage and hits him with a DDT driver. Reaver makes the cover as Cong rolls back into the ring and stands over him. 1,,,,2,,,,CLANG!!!! What??? The Cong Man with a chair shot to Reaver?!? What’s that all about?!?! Cong now drags Reaver’s lifeless body back to the corner and tags himself in. He slowly struts across to where Rage is lying and sits him up. Hje locks in a sitting half-nelson, before turning rage over into some sort of full-nelson/camel clutch submission hold. Rage taps out.
“Ladies and Gentlemen your winners of this match: The Cong Man, Hawk (AJ), Reaver and Mouldy Cheese!”
What was that all about? Why did the Cong Man hit Reaver? What on earth is going on?
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The above was an unscheduled match which I was asked to write due to being back early and available to write it. Hope you all liked it.
(B-(I)