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No.2 was a really good person he got voted man of the year in the year 2000, normally every week No.2 washes his dishes but this week it was different, so he went down the shops to get some washing liquid………. And some coke,so he went in the shop,
and said to er-no the shop keeper “wheres the coke!!??” (he was in a bad mood)
“it’s in the fridge over there” er-no said in a scared voice.
So No.2 shouted “why did you put it in the frickin fridge!!!????”
“it’s Bloody raining!!” No.2 shouted again,”
“well I didn’t put it there” er-no replyed in a scared voice again,
“OK” No.2 sighed,
and he goes to get a can of coke, ”there how much is it??” he sighs,
“it’s 55p” er-no replies,
“55p!! I cone get from over the road for 45p!” no.2 shouts,
“bloody rip off” no.2 whispers,
“there” no.2 sighs,
“now where the washing up liquid??”,
“it’s” no.2 buts in “oh don’t tell me that’s in the fridge as well?!?” no.2 shouts,
“no, it’s just in front of you” er-no replies,
no.2 gets some and put it on the counter, “how much is that then??” he says,
“£1.50” er-no replies not as scared anymore,
“well at least that’s one half cheap thing in this shop” no.2 says
“there must be some mistake!” no.2 says,
“what” er-no replies,
“I don’t have any money left!” no.2 says,
“well you’ll have to go then” er-no said.
“no give me the washing up liquid or I’ll shoot” no.2 shouts,
“no.2 you can’t shoot me with a water pistol it wouldn’t hurt” er-no replies,
“yes I can, I can I’ll get all of your money wet…… and get some down your back!” no.2 says,
grandprix walks in “you should be coming out with me no.2” he says to no.2 while pulling him out the door,
no.2 has to go to work…….. but first he has to find a job.
No.2 walks into a McDonalds and walks up to Prawn_star the shop keeper “let me work here” no.2 says to PS,
“no!” PS says,
“why not??” no.2 replies,
“OK go on” PS replies,
so no.2 started to work at McDonalds.
Tiltawhirl came in “could I have a chicken burger please?” he asked no.2,
“what sort?” no.2 replied,
“what do you mean” Tiltawhirl asked,
“dead or alive? The chicken” no.2 said,
“dead of course” Tiltawhirl said,
no.2 runs out the door,
10 mins later he run bak in with a dead chicken and put it in-between two peaces of bread “ there you go” no.2 says,
“that’ll be £30.00” no.2 says,
“is this a joke or something” Tilawhirl replies
“just give me the money!!” no.2 shouts
“there have it all!” Tiltawhirl says then runs away crying with his chicken.
Stryke walks in “I’ll have some chips please” he says to no.2,
“OK” no.2 replies “just wait a sec” he says to Stryke no.2 walks out the room,
he comes back in with a bole of roar potatoes “I couldn’t be bothered to make them that’ll be 10 quid”,
“what 10 quid!!” Stryke said surprised,
“yes now give me it!!” no.2 shouted,
“OK sorry have it” Stryke said in a scared voice and then ran.
Then $lik walked in “hello could I have a mcflurry please?” $lik asked no.2,
“a mcflurry?? What the hells a mcflurry??” no.2 replied,
“OK could I have a bigmack??” $lik said,
“OK here” no.2 said before giving $lik the bigmack,
“just hold on” no.2 said while putting his hand in the bag,
“what are you doing??” $lik replied,
“I’m getting the toy” no.2 replied,
“no I want it!!” $lik replied,
“no the deal is you get the dinner, and I get the toy” no.2 said before getting the toy out of the bag and putting it in his pocket,
no.2 gives the bag with the dinner in it to $lik “that’ll be 10 pounds” no.2 said to $lik,
“what I’m not giving you that!!” $lik replied,
no.2 gets a stick from under the counter,
“there have it!!” $lik says before giving no.2 10 pounds.
Doughnut Monster comes in, and gets a gun out!! “everyone get on the floor now!!”,
Doughnut Monster says to no.2 “you get me the money out the till now!!!!”,
“nat” no.2 replies,
“give me it or I’ll shoot!!” Doughnut Monster shouts,
“nat” no.2 says before smashing Doughnut Monster wiv his stick!,
Doughnut Monster dies.
Badgerman walks in, “could I have some bricks please??” he asks no.2,
“this is McDonalds….” No.2 replies,
“oh, is it, sorry, bye” badgerman says to no.2.
PS walks up to no.2, “here’s your money the shops closed” he says to no.2,
“yay” no.2 runs off to with his money.
No.2 arrives in the washing up liquid shop, “here’s sixty quid, give me some washing up liquid, go to my flat and wash my dishes” no.2 says to er-no
“OK” er-no says before running to no.2s flat with some washing up liquid.
And no.2 got his dishes washed……..
THE END
No.2 hope ya like it…
and said to er-no the shop keeper “wheres the coke!!??” (he was in a bad mood)
“it’s in the fridge over there” er-no said in a scared voice.
So No.2 shouted “why did you put it in the frickin fridge!!!????”
“it’s Bloody raining!!” No.2 shouted again,”
“well I didn’t put it there” er-no replyed in a scared voice again,
“OK” No.2 sighed,
and he goes to get a can of coke, ”there how much is it??” he sighs,
“it’s 55p” er-no replies,
“55p!! I cone get from over the road for 45p!” no.2 shouts,
“bloody rip off” no.2 whispers,
“there” no.2 sighs,
“now where the washing up liquid??”,
“it’s” no.2 buts in “oh don’t tell me that’s in the fridge as well?!?” no.2 shouts,
“no, it’s just in front of you” er-no replies,
no.2 gets some and put it on the counter, “how much is that then??” he says,
“£1.50” er-no replies not as scared anymore,
“well at least that’s one half cheap thing in this shop” no.2 says
“there must be some mistake!” no.2 says,
“what” er-no replies,
“I don’t have any money left!” no.2 says,
“well you’ll have to go then” er-no said.
“no give me the washing up liquid or I’ll shoot” no.2 shouts,
“no.2 you can’t shoot me with a water pistol it wouldn’t hurt” er-no replies,
“yes I can, I can I’ll get all of your money wet…… and get some down your back!” no.2 says,
grandprix walks in “you should be coming out with me no.2” he says to no.2 while pulling him out the door,
no.2 has to go to work…….. but first he has to find a job.
No.2 walks into a McDonalds and walks up to Prawn_star the shop keeper “let me work here” no.2 says to PS,
“no!” PS says,
“why not??” no.2 replies,
“OK go on” PS replies,
so no.2 started to work at McDonalds.
Tiltawhirl came in “could I have a chicken burger please?” he asked no.2,
“what sort?” no.2 replied,
“what do you mean” Tiltawhirl asked,
“dead or alive? The chicken” no.2 said,
“dead of course” Tiltawhirl said,
no.2 runs out the door,
10 mins later he run bak in with a dead chicken and put it in-between two peaces of bread “ there you go” no.2 says,
“that’ll be £30.00” no.2 says,
“is this a joke or something” Tilawhirl replies
“just give me the money!!” no.2 shouts
“there have it all!” Tiltawhirl says then runs away crying with his chicken.
Stryke walks in “I’ll have some chips please” he says to no.2,
“OK” no.2 replies “just wait a sec” he says to Stryke no.2 walks out the room,
he comes back in with a bole of roar potatoes “I couldn’t be bothered to make them that’ll be 10 quid”,
“what 10 quid!!” Stryke said surprised,
“yes now give me it!!” no.2 shouted,
“OK sorry have it” Stryke said in a scared voice and then ran.
Then $lik walked in “hello could I have a mcflurry please?” $lik asked no.2,
“a mcflurry?? What the hells a mcflurry??” no.2 replied,
“OK could I have a bigmack??” $lik said,
“OK here” no.2 said before giving $lik the bigmack,
“just hold on” no.2 said while putting his hand in the bag,
“what are you doing??” $lik replied,
“I’m getting the toy” no.2 replied,
“no I want it!!” $lik replied,
“no the deal is you get the dinner, and I get the toy” no.2 said before getting the toy out of the bag and putting it in his pocket,
no.2 gives the bag with the dinner in it to $lik “that’ll be 10 pounds” no.2 said to $lik,
“what I’m not giving you that!!” $lik replied,
no.2 gets a stick from under the counter,
“there have it!!” $lik says before giving no.2 10 pounds.
Doughnut Monster comes in, and gets a gun out!! “everyone get on the floor now!!”,
Doughnut Monster says to no.2 “you get me the money out the till now!!!!”,
“nat” no.2 replies,
“give me it or I’ll shoot!!” Doughnut Monster shouts,
“nat” no.2 says before smashing Doughnut Monster wiv his stick!,
Doughnut Monster dies.
Badgerman walks in, “could I have some bricks please??” he asks no.2,
“this is McDonalds….” No.2 replies,
“oh, is it, sorry, bye” badgerman says to no.2.
PS walks up to no.2, “here’s your money the shops closed” he says to no.2,
“yay” no.2 runs off to with his money.
No.2 arrives in the washing up liquid shop, “here’s sixty quid, give me some washing up liquid, go to my flat and wash my dishes” no.2 says to er-no
“OK” er-no says before running to no.2s flat with some washing up liquid.
And no.2 got his dishes washed……..
THE END
No.2 hope ya like it…
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Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Tell me No.2, do you drink heavily?
pretty
> Tell me No.2, do you drink heavily?
pretty
Tell me No.2, do you drink heavily?
That had me laughing all the way through, and thanks for that funny little mention about good ol' me. Thoroughly enjoyed reading it.
I didn't wright it about some1 else cos I didn't want to afend them
Oh DM, you know what I'm talking about :D.
And what did I do to deserve it?
Nothing I tell ya nothing.
Nothing I tell ya nothing.
Doughnut Monster wrote:
Why did you kill me you rat.
It was coming anyway you know.
Why did you kill me you rat.
It was coming anyway you know.
He he he! Great story! But why wirte it about yourself? I'm never in my own stories! But apart from that and the fact it's pointless, it's a great story!
Why did you kill me you rat.
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