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Dear humans I am a concerned zombie writing to complain about the amount of zombie shooting games that have been developed recently. We are not all bad, honest. We only attack Chris and Jill in resident evil because they broke into our mansion and we thought they where burglars then in carrier two humans attacked one of our battleships, so we had no real choice but to retaliate it is just not nice! Please stop the torture and slaughter of our species as I can see prosperous future with zombies and humans as best friends
Yours sincerely
Bob
The Zombie
Yours sincerely
Bob
The Zombie
You could have expanded this idea into a much bigger and fruitful post.
Thanks for the reply's.
shame he only goes for old women
Milf Hunter wrote:
> Dear humans I am a concerned zombie writing to complain about the
> amount of zombie shooting games that have been developed recently. We
> are not all bad, honest. We only attack Chris and Jill in resident
> evil because they broke into our mansion and we thought they where
> burglars then in carrier two humans attacked one of our battleships,
> so we had no real choice but to retaliate it is just not nice! Please
> stop the torture and slaughter of our species as I can see prosperous
> future with zombies and humans as best friends
>
> Yours sincerely
> Bob
> The Zombie
HAHAHA we will never stop. I shall kill you all in House of the Dead 3.
After that, I AM COMING AFTER YOU!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> Dear humans I am a concerned zombie writing to complain about the
> amount of zombie shooting games that have been developed recently. We
> are not all bad, honest. We only attack Chris and Jill in resident
> evil because they broke into our mansion and we thought they where
> burglars then in carrier two humans attacked one of our battleships,
> so we had no real choice but to retaliate it is just not nice! Please
> stop the torture and slaughter of our species as I can see prosperous
> future with zombies and humans as best friends
>
> Yours sincerely
> Bob
> The Zombie
HAHAHA we will never stop. I shall kill you all in House of the Dead 3.
After that, I AM COMING AFTER YOU!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jill and chris only broke into ya house cos ya freking dogs made them do it.
and not bad for n00b.
and not bad for n00b.
If you are a zombie why is there no blood on your post?
Dear humans I am a concerned zombie writing to complain about the amount of zombie shooting games that have been developed recently. We are not all bad, honest. We only attack Chris and Jill in resident evil because they broke into our mansion and we thought they where burglars then in carrier two humans attacked one of our battleships, so we had no real choice but to retaliate it is just not nice! Please stop the torture and slaughter of our species as I can see prosperous future with zombies and humans as best friends
Yours sincerely
Bob
The Zombie
Yours sincerely
Bob
The Zombie