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"If I'm voted for this election..."

If you vote for me to be Party Notable this election, I will firstly change my name to Josef Stalin.

I will then place all my friends into higher positions - notables and demote current notables to newbie status.

I will then call a vote to decide who runs Special Reserve. I will run against Tonysky and in my campaign will use doctored photographs, making him look like a person who has no care for his appearance by replacing his aftershave with eau de Skunk. I will then beat him in the election as all my friends I promoted to notable status will vote for me.

I will then change the name of ukchatforums to uktonyforums and create a cult of personality around Tony so everyone thinks I'm great. I will then rename uktonyforums to ukrakugaforums and make a cult of personality around myself so everyone thinks I'm great.

I will then share gameadays equally over the forums, however some people will get more gameadays then others.

I will then create a five year plan, in which a goal of 10,000 reviews must be posted within a month. I will industrialise the forums within just 10 years with the a more efficient gameaday service, updated at midnight every night and up to date statistics praising the people that post the most forum messages, reviews and cheats.

I will take out any opposition secretly and will destroy the notable voting system.

Any questions?

Rakuga wrote:
> Mental note.
Add Wierd Wonder to purge list..

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Don't forget to add me to your "To promote" list, heh

Mental note.
Add Wierd Wonder to purge list..

VOTE WEIRD WONDER

No.

Vote Anus Theory!

Woo, Rakuga owes me a few favours, he'll promote me through the roof!

Bow before me puny mortals! (Except you Rakuga, you can stand if you want)

I'll think about it...

Yeh yeh yeh.. just vote for me yeh?

Iain Smith is a boring gimp.

Duncan Smith's alright though. :-D

Very Good :)

Styrke likes to kiss Ian Duncan Smith's aris...

Right wing git :P