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Hello, and welcome to the SR arena, for a match that will determine who is the No. 1 contender for the Hardcore championship! Remember – anything goes in this match and falls count anywhere!
WEEELLLLLL! Well it’s the Big Show (Longy)! The fans go wild for the former champ, who is here for gold! The big hand of the 500 pound-er goes up in the sky as the fans cheer him on. And it’s Haku (Crash)! The fans give a small reaction for him, and his crazy hair. So, we’re about to get this match underway and- Wait a sec! It’s Crash Holly’s (Grandpix) music, what’s he doing here? He’s got a microphone in his hands…
“As the hardcore champion, I have received permission to put the hardcore No. 1 contendership on the line tonight, in the same way as the title itself. This means, that when this match is over, if anybody can pin the winner of this match, that person will effectively become the No. 1 contender for my title. It also means that my title is not on the line 24/7, tonight. This stipulation is effective for half an hour.”
Huh? Well, the fans are cheering, ‘cause this could become an exciting night!
“WHAT?!’ shouts the Big Show from the ring, who is staring down the smiling hardcore holly, standing on the ramp. And Haku attacks the Big Show from behind! DING DING DING! The match is underway, as the Houdini of hardcore goes and sits with Michael Cole and Tazz, who are doing commentary at ringside.
Haku hits the Show with some rights and lefts, and somehow throws him into the turnbuckle, and Haku charges with his shoulder, knocking the Show down. Haku goes to the second rope, and comes down with a headbutt. Cover, One, Two, but the Big Show gets the shoulder up. Haku’s standing up, and he’s giving the signal! Not this early in the match, surely. No! He’s going for it! The Tongan death choke has been applied, to the Big Show! Bu the Big Show’s not moving! He’s not being affected by the move at all! He’s put his hand round Haku’s neck! Haku’s been put on the top turnbuckle! OH MY GOD! Chokeslam off the top turnbuckle through the announce table outside, knocking out both Haku and Holly in the process! Big Show rolls out of the ring, and makes the cover. 1,2,3! It’s already over! Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and the No. 1 contender for the Hardcore Championship, The Big Show!
Winner: The Big Show (Longy)
We’ll be seeing the Big Show take on Crash Holly next week, then. Holly and Haku are down at the announce table, whilst the Big Show is celebrating near the wreckage. Rhyno’s (Jetster) here! He’s got a trashcan! GORE! GORE! Rhyno threw the trashcan into the Big Show and gored him onto the concrete. He makes the cover, 1, 2, and the Big Show somehow kicked out. Rhyno is shouting at the referee, and Holly comes from behind with a steel chair to the head of Rhyno, and throws him into the ring-post. What business does holly has here, he’s already the hardcore champion! He starts stomping on Rhyno in the ring.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Haku has been taken away on a stretcher, so he can go and get some medical attention. The Big Show is just getting up, remember, he can be pinned and lose the No. 1 contender-ship he has at anytime until midnight. Someone’s running through the crowd with a baseball bat in hand; it’s Viscera (Afrojoe)! But the Big Show can’t see him! Baseball bat to the legs of the 500 pound-er, knocking him down. And Viscera hits the big splash, into the cover, 1,2,3, we got a new No. 1 Contender!
No. 1 Contender: Viscera
Now even more people are coming down to the ring! Raven (Starlight), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Steve Blackman (Ant), the APA (Crash and Rickoss) and even Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese), who isn’t actually in the Hardcore division! They’ve brought in some “toys” with them including 3 tables! This has turned into chaos! Viscera joins the action, clothes-lining many men down to the mat. And Steve Blackman hits him with a pump kick! But Viscera is still standing! The APA come in, and hit Blackman with a double spinebuster, onto a chair! Meanwhile, Justin Credible and Hardcore Holly are fighting it out on the outside, whilst crash is trying to take down Viscera, who won’t budge despite the huge drop kicks he’s giving him. Rhyno and Raven, two former ECW champions, are renewing their old rivalry, as Raven hits Rhyno with a fierce shot to the head using a STOP sign. He’s set up a table right near the ring. But Big Show’s getting up, and starting to join the fight.
Back in the ring, the Hollys and the Acolytes are doing some quadruple teams on Viscera. They throw him against the rope, and Bradshaw (Kid Rock) hits a huge clothesline to the outside, but somehow, Viscera holds on and stays on the apron. But the Hollys come in with a double dropkick, knocking Viscera through the table on the outside! Justin Credible is there! Cover, 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Justin Credible
Meanwhile, Rhyno, Raven, and The Big Show are fighting at the top of the stage, and it looks as though Raven is about to hit the Raven Effect on Rhyno, but Big Show comes from behind, CHOKESLAM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH A TABLE! And Rhyno hits a low blow on the show! He runs back, GORE OFF THE RAMP! Rhyno hit a gore on The Big Show off the stage, sending both men 8feet in the air onto concrete! The medics immediately rush to save the 3 injured men.
Justin Credible is celebrating outside, but it is short-lived, as Hardcore Holly goes to attack Justin Credible with a kendo stick to the face! Crash sets up both tables in the ring, and the Acolytes double team Mike Awesome (who had been hiding beneath the ring) with some stomps. Hardcore brings Justin into the ring, and hits an Alabama slam through the table! Holly quickly gets attacked by Farooq (Longy) of the APA, though. But, while no-one’s looking, Crash covers Justin Credible, and the referee counts! 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Crash Holly
Huh? Crash can’t be the No. 1 contender for his own championship, surely! But Bradshaw leaves Mike Awesome, and hits a clothesline from hell on Crash, onto a chair! Mike Awesome gets up, hits a knee to Bradshaw’s mid-section, and hits the Awesome Bomb, through the other table! Look at the carnage! Farooq grabs a chair, hits Hardcore in the back with it, and uses it to send Awesome out of the ring. He picks up the standing Holly, DOMINATOR! On top of Crash, who was already lying on the chair! But Steve Blackman runs in, we had forgotten about him, after the double team he received! Guillotine pump kick to Farooq, knocking himself down as well, as he’s already injured it seems, as he is screaming in pain.
10!9!8! The crowd cheer as the timer starts to run out, but how can Crash be the No. 1 contender of his own title? Hold it! Hardcore’s arm is on top of Crash! The referee sees this and counts the fall, 1, 2, 3! And the timer runs out!
Winner, and No. 1 contender for Hardcore Championship:
Hardcore Holly
Thanks for joining us folks, and congratulations to Hardcore Holly, who will be facing his cousin Crash soon.
Thanks for reading,
Allardini
P.S. This was my first match, so could you please give me feedback on how to improve future matches, as I need to know.
WEEELLLLLL! Well it’s the Big Show (Longy)! The fans go wild for the former champ, who is here for gold! The big hand of the 500 pound-er goes up in the sky as the fans cheer him on. And it’s Haku (Crash)! The fans give a small reaction for him, and his crazy hair. So, we’re about to get this match underway and- Wait a sec! It’s Crash Holly’s (Grandpix) music, what’s he doing here? He’s got a microphone in his hands…
“As the hardcore champion, I have received permission to put the hardcore No. 1 contendership on the line tonight, in the same way as the title itself. This means, that when this match is over, if anybody can pin the winner of this match, that person will effectively become the No. 1 contender for my title. It also means that my title is not on the line 24/7, tonight. This stipulation is effective for half an hour.”
Huh? Well, the fans are cheering, ‘cause this could become an exciting night!
“WHAT?!’ shouts the Big Show from the ring, who is staring down the smiling hardcore holly, standing on the ramp. And Haku attacks the Big Show from behind! DING DING DING! The match is underway, as the Houdini of hardcore goes and sits with Michael Cole and Tazz, who are doing commentary at ringside.
Haku hits the Show with some rights and lefts, and somehow throws him into the turnbuckle, and Haku charges with his shoulder, knocking the Show down. Haku goes to the second rope, and comes down with a headbutt. Cover, One, Two, but the Big Show gets the shoulder up. Haku’s standing up, and he’s giving the signal! Not this early in the match, surely. No! He’s going for it! The Tongan death choke has been applied, to the Big Show! Bu the Big Show’s not moving! He’s not being affected by the move at all! He’s put his hand round Haku’s neck! Haku’s been put on the top turnbuckle! OH MY GOD! Chokeslam off the top turnbuckle through the announce table outside, knocking out both Haku and Holly in the process! Big Show rolls out of the ring, and makes the cover. 1,2,3! It’s already over! Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and the No. 1 contender for the Hardcore Championship, The Big Show!
Winner: The Big Show (Longy)
We’ll be seeing the Big Show take on Crash Holly next week, then. Holly and Haku are down at the announce table, whilst the Big Show is celebrating near the wreckage. Rhyno’s (Jetster) here! He’s got a trashcan! GORE! GORE! Rhyno threw the trashcan into the Big Show and gored him onto the concrete. He makes the cover, 1, 2, and the Big Show somehow kicked out. Rhyno is shouting at the referee, and Holly comes from behind with a steel chair to the head of Rhyno, and throws him into the ring-post. What business does holly has here, he’s already the hardcore champion! He starts stomping on Rhyno in the ring.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Haku has been taken away on a stretcher, so he can go and get some medical attention. The Big Show is just getting up, remember, he can be pinned and lose the No. 1 contender-ship he has at anytime until midnight. Someone’s running through the crowd with a baseball bat in hand; it’s Viscera (Afrojoe)! But the Big Show can’t see him! Baseball bat to the legs of the 500 pound-er, knocking him down. And Viscera hits the big splash, into the cover, 1,2,3, we got a new No. 1 Contender!
No. 1 Contender: Viscera
Now even more people are coming down to the ring! Raven (Starlight), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Steve Blackman (Ant), the APA (Crash and Rickoss) and even Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese), who isn’t actually in the Hardcore division! They’ve brought in some “toys” with them including 3 tables! This has turned into chaos! Viscera joins the action, clothes-lining many men down to the mat. And Steve Blackman hits him with a pump kick! But Viscera is still standing! The APA come in, and hit Blackman with a double spinebuster, onto a chair! Meanwhile, Justin Credible and Hardcore Holly are fighting it out on the outside, whilst crash is trying to take down Viscera, who won’t budge despite the huge drop kicks he’s giving him. Rhyno and Raven, two former ECW champions, are renewing their old rivalry, as Raven hits Rhyno with a fierce shot to the head using a STOP sign. He’s set up a table right near the ring. But Big Show’s getting up, and starting to join the fight.
Back in the ring, the Hollys and the Acolytes are doing some quadruple teams on Viscera. They throw him against the rope, and Bradshaw (Kid Rock) hits a huge clothesline to the outside, but somehow, Viscera holds on and stays on the apron. But the Hollys come in with a double dropkick, knocking Viscera through the table on the outside! Justin Credible is there! Cover, 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Justin Credible
Meanwhile, Rhyno, Raven, and The Big Show are fighting at the top of the stage, and it looks as though Raven is about to hit the Raven Effect on Rhyno, but Big Show comes from behind, CHOKESLAM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH A TABLE! And Rhyno hits a low blow on the show! He runs back, GORE OFF THE RAMP! Rhyno hit a gore on The Big Show off the stage, sending both men 8feet in the air onto concrete! The medics immediately rush to save the 3 injured men.
Justin Credible is celebrating outside, but it is short-lived, as Hardcore Holly goes to attack Justin Credible with a kendo stick to the face! Crash sets up both tables in the ring, and the Acolytes double team Mike Awesome (who had been hiding beneath the ring) with some stomps. Hardcore brings Justin into the ring, and hits an Alabama slam through the table! Holly quickly gets attacked by Farooq (Longy) of the APA, though. But, while no-one’s looking, Crash covers Justin Credible, and the referee counts! 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Crash Holly
Huh? Crash can’t be the No. 1 contender for his own championship, surely! But Bradshaw leaves Mike Awesome, and hits a clothesline from hell on Crash, onto a chair! Mike Awesome gets up, hits a knee to Bradshaw’s mid-section, and hits the Awesome Bomb, through the other table! Look at the carnage! Farooq grabs a chair, hits Hardcore in the back with it, and uses it to send Awesome out of the ring. He picks up the standing Holly, DOMINATOR! On top of Crash, who was already lying on the chair! But Steve Blackman runs in, we had forgotten about him, after the double team he received! Guillotine pump kick to Farooq, knocking himself down as well, as he’s already injured it seems, as he is screaming in pain.
10!9!8! The crowd cheer as the timer starts to run out, but how can Crash be the No. 1 contender of his own title? Hold it! Hardcore’s arm is on top of Crash! The referee sees this and counts the fall, 1, 2, 3! And the timer runs out!
Winner, and No. 1 contender for Hardcore Championship:
Hardcore Holly
Thanks for joining us folks, and congratulations to Hardcore Holly, who will be facing his cousin Crash soon.
Thanks for reading,
Allardini
P.S. This was my first match, so could you please give me feedback on how to improve future matches, as I need to know.
I love our hardcore matches. :D
I agree with AJ, one of the best debut matches I've seen. Keep writing like that allardini, and remember to add the names in brackets a bit more often, and you'll be a great writer. Well done.
No.1 Contender: Hardcore Holly (IB)
I agree with AJ, one of the best debut matches I've seen. Keep writing like that allardini, and remember to add the names in brackets a bit more often, and you'll be a great writer. Well done.
No.1 Contender: Hardcore Holly (IB)
Hehehe! I love Hardcore matches. I love the stipulation as well. Quality match.
AfroJoe wrote:
> Very nice match Allardini!
Thanks
One bit of info, sometime
> put the name of the person that the wrestler is in your matches. It makes it
> easier to understand in a way. Example, put, instead of Hardcore Holly wins this
> match. Hardcore Holly (IB) wins this match. Just use that and you'll be fine.
Yeah, i noticed that when i as about to post it, but i really wanted to put it in, so i didn't put the usernames down as much. I thought someone would say this!
> Very nice match Allardini!
Thanks
One bit of info, sometime
> put the name of the person that the wrestler is in your matches. It makes it
> easier to understand in a way. Example, put, instead of Hardcore Holly wins this
> match. Hardcore Holly (IB) wins this match. Just use that and you'll be fine.
Yeah, i noticed that when i as about to post it, but i really wanted to put it in, so i didn't put the usernames down as much. I thought someone would say this!
Very nice match Allardini!
Probably the best match that i have ever seen that has been a first match from someone, if you get that part. :D
Anyway, brilliant stuff, and I have to agree with MikeAll. Great match(es)!
Nicely done!
Well done Hardcore Holly (IB) methinks.
One bit of info, sometime put the name of the person that the wrestler is in your matches. It makes it easier to understand in a way. Example, put, instead of Hardcore Holly wins this match. Hardcore Holly (IB) wins this match. Just use that and you'll be fine.
Probably the best match that i have ever seen that has been a first match from someone, if you get that part. :D
Anyway, brilliant stuff, and I have to agree with MikeAll. Great match(es)!
Nicely done!
Well done Hardcore Holly (IB) methinks.
One bit of info, sometime put the name of the person that the wrestler is in your matches. It makes it easier to understand in a way. Example, put, instead of Hardcore Holly wins this match. Hardcore Holly (IB) wins this match. Just use that and you'll be fine.
MikeAll wrote:
> Lots of action but a bit confusing. How can you chokeslam someone off the top
> turnbuckle through the announcers table.
Overall it was an exciting match(es).
The undertaker did it at King of the Ring 2000.
> Lots of action but a bit confusing. How can you chokeslam someone off the top
> turnbuckle through the announcers table.
Overall it was an exciting match(es).
The undertaker did it at King of the Ring 2000.
Lots of action but a bit confusing. How can you chokeslam someone off the top turnbuckle through the announcers table.
Overall it was an exciting match(es).
Overall it was an exciting match(es).
Thanks, i was worried people would start saying it was crap.
Superb match Allardini, decent length and lots of action, just what we like to see!
Hello, and welcome to the SR arena, for a match that will determine who is the No. 1 contender for the Hardcore championship! Remember – anything goes in this match and falls count anywhere!
WEEELLLLLL! Well it’s the Big Show (Longy)! The fans go wild for the former champ, who is here for gold! The big hand of the 500 pound-er goes up in the sky as the fans cheer him on. And it’s Haku (Crash)! The fans give a small reaction for him, and his crazy hair. So, we’re about to get this match underway and- Wait a sec! It’s Crash Holly’s (Grandpix) music, what’s he doing here? He’s got a microphone in his hands…
“As the hardcore champion, I have received permission to put the hardcore No. 1 contendership on the line tonight, in the same way as the title itself. This means, that when this match is over, if anybody can pin the winner of this match, that person will effectively become the No. 1 contender for my title. It also means that my title is not on the line 24/7, tonight. This stipulation is effective for half an hour.”
Huh? Well, the fans are cheering, ‘cause this could become an exciting night!
“WHAT?!’ shouts the Big Show from the ring, who is staring down the smiling hardcore holly, standing on the ramp. And Haku attacks the Big Show from behind! DING DING DING! The match is underway, as the Houdini of hardcore goes and sits with Michael Cole and Tazz, who are doing commentary at ringside.
Haku hits the Show with some rights and lefts, and somehow throws him into the turnbuckle, and Haku charges with his shoulder, knocking the Show down. Haku goes to the second rope, and comes down with a headbutt. Cover, One, Two, but the Big Show gets the shoulder up. Haku’s standing up, and he’s giving the signal! Not this early in the match, surely. No! He’s going for it! The Tongan death choke has been applied, to the Big Show! Bu the Big Show’s not moving! He’s not being affected by the move at all! He’s put his hand round Haku’s neck! Haku’s been put on the top turnbuckle! OH MY GOD! Chokeslam off the top turnbuckle through the announce table outside, knocking out both Haku and Holly in the process! Big Show rolls out of the ring, and makes the cover. 1,2,3! It’s already over! Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and the No. 1 contender for the Hardcore Championship, The Big Show!
Winner: The Big Show (Longy)
We’ll be seeing the Big Show take on Crash Holly next week, then. Holly and Haku are down at the announce table, whilst the Big Show is celebrating near the wreckage. Rhyno’s (Jetster) here! He’s got a trashcan! GORE! GORE! Rhyno threw the trashcan into the Big Show and gored him onto the concrete. He makes the cover, 1, 2, and the Big Show somehow kicked out. Rhyno is shouting at the referee, and Holly comes from behind with a steel chair to the head of Rhyno, and throws him into the ring-post. What business does holly has here, he’s already the hardcore champion! He starts stomping on Rhyno in the ring.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Haku has been taken away on a stretcher, so he can go and get some medical attention. The Big Show is just getting up, remember, he can be pinned and lose the No. 1 contender-ship he has at anytime until midnight. Someone’s running through the crowd with a baseball bat in hand; it’s Viscera (Afrojoe)! But the Big Show can’t see him! Baseball bat to the legs of the 500 pound-er, knocking him down. And Viscera hits the big splash, into the cover, 1,2,3, we got a new No. 1 Contender!
No. 1 Contender: Viscera
Now even more people are coming down to the ring! Raven (Starlight), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Steve Blackman (Ant), the APA (Crash and Rickoss) and even Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese), who isn’t actually in the Hardcore division! They’ve brought in some “toys” with them including 3 tables! This has turned into chaos! Viscera joins the action, clothes-lining many men down to the mat. And Steve Blackman hits him with a pump kick! But Viscera is still standing! The APA come in, and hit Blackman with a double spinebuster, onto a chair! Meanwhile, Justin Credible and Hardcore Holly are fighting it out on the outside, whilst crash is trying to take down Viscera, who won’t budge despite the huge drop kicks he’s giving him. Rhyno and Raven, two former ECW champions, are renewing their old rivalry, as Raven hits Rhyno with a fierce shot to the head using a STOP sign. He’s set up a table right near the ring. But Big Show’s getting up, and starting to join the fight.
Back in the ring, the Hollys and the Acolytes are doing some quadruple teams on Viscera. They throw him against the rope, and Bradshaw (Kid Rock) hits a huge clothesline to the outside, but somehow, Viscera holds on and stays on the apron. But the Hollys come in with a double dropkick, knocking Viscera through the table on the outside! Justin Credible is there! Cover, 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Justin Credible
Meanwhile, Rhyno, Raven, and The Big Show are fighting at the top of the stage, and it looks as though Raven is about to hit the Raven Effect on Rhyno, but Big Show comes from behind, CHOKESLAM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH A TABLE! And Rhyno hits a low blow on the show! He runs back, GORE OFF THE RAMP! Rhyno hit a gore on The Big Show off the stage, sending both men 8feet in the air onto concrete! The medics immediately rush to save the 3 injured men.
Justin Credible is celebrating outside, but it is short-lived, as Hardcore Holly goes to attack Justin Credible with a kendo stick to the face! Crash sets up both tables in the ring, and the Acolytes double team Mike Awesome (who had been hiding beneath the ring) with some stomps. Hardcore brings Justin into the ring, and hits an Alabama slam through the table! Holly quickly gets attacked by Farooq (Longy) of the APA, though. But, while no-one’s looking, Crash covers Justin Credible, and the referee counts! 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Crash Holly
Huh? Crash can’t be the No. 1 contender for his own championship, surely! But Bradshaw leaves Mike Awesome, and hits a clothesline from hell on Crash, onto a chair! Mike Awesome gets up, hits a knee to Bradshaw’s mid-section, and hits the Awesome Bomb, through the other table! Look at the carnage! Farooq grabs a chair, hits Hardcore in the back with it, and uses it to send Awesome out of the ring. He picks up the standing Holly, DOMINATOR! On top of Crash, who was already lying on the chair! But Steve Blackman runs in, we had forgotten about him, after the double team he received! Guillotine pump kick to Farooq, knocking himself down as well, as he’s already injured it seems, as he is screaming in pain.
10!9!8! The crowd cheer as the timer starts to run out, but how can Crash be the No. 1 contender of his own title? Hold it! Hardcore’s arm is on top of Crash! The referee sees this and counts the fall, 1, 2, 3! And the timer runs out!
Winner, and No. 1 contender for Hardcore Championship:
Hardcore Holly
Thanks for joining us folks, and congratulations to Hardcore Holly, who will be facing his cousin Crash soon.
Thanks for reading,
Allardini
P.S. This was my first match, so could you please give me feedback on how to improve future matches, as I need to know.
WEEELLLLLL! Well it’s the Big Show (Longy)! The fans go wild for the former champ, who is here for gold! The big hand of the 500 pound-er goes up in the sky as the fans cheer him on. And it’s Haku (Crash)! The fans give a small reaction for him, and his crazy hair. So, we’re about to get this match underway and- Wait a sec! It’s Crash Holly’s (Grandpix) music, what’s he doing here? He’s got a microphone in his hands…
“As the hardcore champion, I have received permission to put the hardcore No. 1 contendership on the line tonight, in the same way as the title itself. This means, that when this match is over, if anybody can pin the winner of this match, that person will effectively become the No. 1 contender for my title. It also means that my title is not on the line 24/7, tonight. This stipulation is effective for half an hour.”
Huh? Well, the fans are cheering, ‘cause this could become an exciting night!
“WHAT?!’ shouts the Big Show from the ring, who is staring down the smiling hardcore holly, standing on the ramp. And Haku attacks the Big Show from behind! DING DING DING! The match is underway, as the Houdini of hardcore goes and sits with Michael Cole and Tazz, who are doing commentary at ringside.
Haku hits the Show with some rights and lefts, and somehow throws him into the turnbuckle, and Haku charges with his shoulder, knocking the Show down. Haku goes to the second rope, and comes down with a headbutt. Cover, One, Two, but the Big Show gets the shoulder up. Haku’s standing up, and he’s giving the signal! Not this early in the match, surely. No! He’s going for it! The Tongan death choke has been applied, to the Big Show! Bu the Big Show’s not moving! He’s not being affected by the move at all! He’s put his hand round Haku’s neck! Haku’s been put on the top turnbuckle! OH MY GOD! Chokeslam off the top turnbuckle through the announce table outside, knocking out both Haku and Holly in the process! Big Show rolls out of the ring, and makes the cover. 1,2,3! It’s already over! Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and the No. 1 contender for the Hardcore Championship, The Big Show!
Winner: The Big Show (Longy)
We’ll be seeing the Big Show take on Crash Holly next week, then. Holly and Haku are down at the announce table, whilst the Big Show is celebrating near the wreckage. Rhyno’s (Jetster) here! He’s got a trashcan! GORE! GORE! Rhyno threw the trashcan into the Big Show and gored him onto the concrete. He makes the cover, 1, 2, and the Big Show somehow kicked out. Rhyno is shouting at the referee, and Holly comes from behind with a steel chair to the head of Rhyno, and throws him into the ring-post. What business does holly has here, he’s already the hardcore champion! He starts stomping on Rhyno in the ring.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Haku has been taken away on a stretcher, so he can go and get some medical attention. The Big Show is just getting up, remember, he can be pinned and lose the No. 1 contender-ship he has at anytime until midnight. Someone’s running through the crowd with a baseball bat in hand; it’s Viscera (Afrojoe)! But the Big Show can’t see him! Baseball bat to the legs of the 500 pound-er, knocking him down. And Viscera hits the big splash, into the cover, 1,2,3, we got a new No. 1 Contender!
No. 1 Contender: Viscera
Now even more people are coming down to the ring! Raven (Starlight), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Steve Blackman (Ant), the APA (Crash and Rickoss) and even Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese), who isn’t actually in the Hardcore division! They’ve brought in some “toys” with them including 3 tables! This has turned into chaos! Viscera joins the action, clothes-lining many men down to the mat. And Steve Blackman hits him with a pump kick! But Viscera is still standing! The APA come in, and hit Blackman with a double spinebuster, onto a chair! Meanwhile, Justin Credible and Hardcore Holly are fighting it out on the outside, whilst crash is trying to take down Viscera, who won’t budge despite the huge drop kicks he’s giving him. Rhyno and Raven, two former ECW champions, are renewing their old rivalry, as Raven hits Rhyno with a fierce shot to the head using a STOP sign. He’s set up a table right near the ring. But Big Show’s getting up, and starting to join the fight.
Back in the ring, the Hollys and the Acolytes are doing some quadruple teams on Viscera. They throw him against the rope, and Bradshaw (Kid Rock) hits a huge clothesline to the outside, but somehow, Viscera holds on and stays on the apron. But the Hollys come in with a double dropkick, knocking Viscera through the table on the outside! Justin Credible is there! Cover, 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Justin Credible
Meanwhile, Rhyno, Raven, and The Big Show are fighting at the top of the stage, and it looks as though Raven is about to hit the Raven Effect on Rhyno, but Big Show comes from behind, CHOKESLAM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH A TABLE! And Rhyno hits a low blow on the show! He runs back, GORE OFF THE RAMP! Rhyno hit a gore on The Big Show off the stage, sending both men 8feet in the air onto concrete! The medics immediately rush to save the 3 injured men.
Justin Credible is celebrating outside, but it is short-lived, as Hardcore Holly goes to attack Justin Credible with a kendo stick to the face! Crash sets up both tables in the ring, and the Acolytes double team Mike Awesome (who had been hiding beneath the ring) with some stomps. Hardcore brings Justin into the ring, and hits an Alabama slam through the table! Holly quickly gets attacked by Farooq (Longy) of the APA, though. But, while no-one’s looking, Crash covers Justin Credible, and the referee counts! 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Crash Holly
Huh? Crash can’t be the No. 1 contender for his own championship, surely! But Bradshaw leaves Mike Awesome, and hits a clothesline from hell on Crash, onto a chair! Mike Awesome gets up, hits a knee to Bradshaw’s mid-section, and hits the Awesome Bomb, through the other table! Look at the carnage! Farooq grabs a chair, hits Hardcore in the back with it, and uses it to send Awesome out of the ring. He picks up the standing Holly, DOMINATOR! On top of Crash, who was already lying on the chair! But Steve Blackman runs in, we had forgotten about him, after the double team he received! Guillotine pump kick to Farooq, knocking himself down as well, as he’s already injured it seems, as he is screaming in pain.
10!9!8! The crowd cheer as the timer starts to run out, but how can Crash be the No. 1 contender of his own title? Hold it! Hardcore’s arm is on top of Crash! The referee sees this and counts the fall, 1, 2, 3! And the timer runs out!
Winner, and No. 1 contender for Hardcore Championship:
Hardcore Holly
Thanks for joining us folks, and congratulations to Hardcore Holly, who will be facing his cousin Crash soon.
Thanks for reading,
Allardini
P.S. This was my first match, so could you please give me feedback on how to improve future matches, as I need to know.