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*Snargruff!!!*
“I am the boss! I am surprised you have made it this far. Now you will pay for your insolence.”
Your vision swirls and warps, and you are transported into a strange place with seemingly no exit, and a strange Japanimation-style background.
First, I start stomping around. I’m a very angry person by nature, you see. While I spend most of my time sitting on my butt commanding my minions to attack you, even though I know it’s futile, I still manage to control half of the globe and a massive empire. You shouldn’t have gotten this far, as I clearly pointed out to you in my clear and concise expression of angst.
“I know” I think to myself. I’ll shoot some fire at you! I ponder over what fire I should use; breathe flame from my flamey nostrils, or use a flame-cannon. Or, I could roll a dice and have fire lightning. I go for the third option; I like to think of myself as original and different to other types of boss. I roll the dice. Oh dear, it has landed on three. The fire rains down, but somehow you manage to get behind me and hit me with your overly large sword.
I fall forward into the rain of fire, and get singed by it’s singyness. Oh dear, that isn’t very nice, I think to myself, as I lose one dot of health. Never fear, I think to myself. I have a secret plan up my sleeve, a secret indestructable weapon. Suddenly, a helicopter comes down and lifts me out of the arena, and as I fly around shooting you with a machine gun, I suddenly falter.
You hit the helicopter with your boomerang, you pesky thing! Look what you’ve done - I’m hanging from the helicopter by just an arm, and am being dragged around the semicircular arena like a child’s toy. No! Not my tail! Grrrr, that’s another block of health gone!
I have an idea though. Something you won’t have thought of with all your boss-slaying experience. No! Mwahahahahahahaha. I’ll speed my attacks up, and use them more frequently. I start spinning around, shooting out a stream of fire. What’s that! You swine, you jumped over it. It appears your acrobatic skills are more than they seem. Never fear, I’ll rotate another 360º and hit you next time round. But what!
Nooo, you swine. You weren’t meant to grab me by the tail when I was facing the other way! I’m all dizzy now! Stop slashing me with that sword! Arrrgh, noooo. Another health blob down. Curse you, you pestering swine. I only have two health left, and I’m starting to feel not so good.
Never mind, you’ll never win anyway. You’ll have to get out of my secret evil lair even if you destroy me, which you won’t thanks to my (presses button on wristwatch) SUPER MEGA DEATH BUGGY. Mario Kart style buggy drops down from ceiling, I get in. I start zooming around the arena, despite the exhaust pipe trailing around having gotten caught on something. You run out of the way, but are too slow, and I run you over. Ha HA! You’re dead! What!!! You aren’t meant to have a special revival fairy! Tarn sorn your ornery hide!!! How dare you defy me! Well, I’ll have to show you!
But before I can act, you butt-slam my exhaust into the ground, and the engine of my buggy starts to overheat. It suddenly exploads, and I’m sent flying into the air and crash back down again.
I start feeling desperate now. I’m giving off fumes, as my biomechanical ultra-suit is starting to fail me. Well, I know what this calls for! I start using my foe’s technique of butt stomping. I stomp around the arena, but you’re just too quick for me. Dodging my butt-attacks, you suddenly run in all-swords-slashing. I lose my last bit of health, but in my final death throws, I activate the self distruct sequence. Mwahaha! You may have beaten me, but you’ll never get away, never!!!
Suddenly, all sorts of light and dark material, obviously from some sort of interdimensional time-warp spirit world, starting trailing into me, and I explode in a dazzling array of light. Only 30 seconds to escape though! You race out of the rip in the time-space continuum, and hurry along the corridors. Steam pipes have mysteriously burst, and you must dodge their harmful steam. Obviously where YOU come from, you’re so pathetic you can’t handle lukewarm air. Ha HA!
But no, you reach the exit in time! Just as you’re escaping, my lair starts to explode! Curse you, you got away defeating me and my lair, and stealing my prized jewel. Curse you! Even though I have millions of minions throughout the land, you’ve killed my empire. I don’t know what my minions will do; I doubt they’ll give up without a fight but then again, that hasn’t been accounted for. Curse you.
The End.
You have unlocked:
....
Mirror Mode.
“I am the boss! I am surprised you have made it this far. Now you will pay for your insolence.”
Your vision swirls and warps, and you are transported into a strange place with seemingly no exit, and a strange Japanimation-style background.
First, I start stomping around. I’m a very angry person by nature, you see. While I spend most of my time sitting on my butt commanding my minions to attack you, even though I know it’s futile, I still manage to control half of the globe and a massive empire. You shouldn’t have gotten this far, as I clearly pointed out to you in my clear and concise expression of angst.
“I know” I think to myself. I’ll shoot some fire at you! I ponder over what fire I should use; breathe flame from my flamey nostrils, or use a flame-cannon. Or, I could roll a dice and have fire lightning. I go for the third option; I like to think of myself as original and different to other types of boss. I roll the dice. Oh dear, it has landed on three. The fire rains down, but somehow you manage to get behind me and hit me with your overly large sword.
I fall forward into the rain of fire, and get singed by it’s singyness. Oh dear, that isn’t very nice, I think to myself, as I lose one dot of health. Never fear, I think to myself. I have a secret plan up my sleeve, a secret indestructable weapon. Suddenly, a helicopter comes down and lifts me out of the arena, and as I fly around shooting you with a machine gun, I suddenly falter.
You hit the helicopter with your boomerang, you pesky thing! Look what you’ve done - I’m hanging from the helicopter by just an arm, and am being dragged around the semicircular arena like a child’s toy. No! Not my tail! Grrrr, that’s another block of health gone!
I have an idea though. Something you won’t have thought of with all your boss-slaying experience. No! Mwahahahahahahaha. I’ll speed my attacks up, and use them more frequently. I start spinning around, shooting out a stream of fire. What’s that! You swine, you jumped over it. It appears your acrobatic skills are more than they seem. Never fear, I’ll rotate another 360º and hit you next time round. But what!
Nooo, you swine. You weren’t meant to grab me by the tail when I was facing the other way! I’m all dizzy now! Stop slashing me with that sword! Arrrgh, noooo. Another health blob down. Curse you, you pestering swine. I only have two health left, and I’m starting to feel not so good.
Never mind, you’ll never win anyway. You’ll have to get out of my secret evil lair even if you destroy me, which you won’t thanks to my (presses button on wristwatch) SUPER MEGA DEATH BUGGY. Mario Kart style buggy drops down from ceiling, I get in. I start zooming around the arena, despite the exhaust pipe trailing around having gotten caught on something. You run out of the way, but are too slow, and I run you over. Ha HA! You’re dead! What!!! You aren’t meant to have a special revival fairy! Tarn sorn your ornery hide!!! How dare you defy me! Well, I’ll have to show you!
But before I can act, you butt-slam my exhaust into the ground, and the engine of my buggy starts to overheat. It suddenly exploads, and I’m sent flying into the air and crash back down again.
I start feeling desperate now. I’m giving off fumes, as my biomechanical ultra-suit is starting to fail me. Well, I know what this calls for! I start using my foe’s technique of butt stomping. I stomp around the arena, but you’re just too quick for me. Dodging my butt-attacks, you suddenly run in all-swords-slashing. I lose my last bit of health, but in my final death throws, I activate the self distruct sequence. Mwahaha! You may have beaten me, but you’ll never get away, never!!!
Suddenly, all sorts of light and dark material, obviously from some sort of interdimensional time-warp spirit world, starting trailing into me, and I explode in a dazzling array of light. Only 30 seconds to escape though! You race out of the rip in the time-space continuum, and hurry along the corridors. Steam pipes have mysteriously burst, and you must dodge their harmful steam. Obviously where YOU come from, you’re so pathetic you can’t handle lukewarm air. Ha HA!
But no, you reach the exit in time! Just as you’re escaping, my lair starts to explode! Curse you, you got away defeating me and my lair, and stealing my prized jewel. Curse you! Even though I have millions of minions throughout the land, you’ve killed my empire. I don’t know what my minions will do; I doubt they’ll give up without a fight but then again, that hasn’t been accounted for. Curse you.
The End.
You have unlocked:
....
Mirror Mode.
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*Snargruff!!!*
“I am the boss! I am surprised you have made it this far. Now you will pay for your insolence.”
Your vision swirls and warps, and you are transported into a strange place with seemingly no exit, and a strange Japanimation-style background.
First, I start stomping around. I’m a very angry person by nature, you see. While I spend most of my time sitting on my butt commanding my minions to attack you, even though I know it’s futile, I still manage to control half of the globe and a massive empire. You shouldn’t have gotten this far, as I clearly pointed out to you in my clear and concise expression of angst.
“I know” I think to myself. I’ll shoot some fire at you! I ponder over what fire I should use; breathe flame from my flamey nostrils, or use a flame-cannon. Or, I could roll a dice and have fire lightning. I go for the third option; I like to think of myself as original and different to other types of boss. I roll the dice. Oh dear, it has landed on three. The fire rains down, but somehow you manage to get behind me and hit me with your overly large sword.
I fall forward into the rain of fire, and get singed by it’s singyness. Oh dear, that isn’t very nice, I think to myself, as I lose one dot of health. Never fear, I think to myself. I have a secret plan up my sleeve, a secret indestructable weapon. Suddenly, a helicopter comes down and lifts me out of the arena, and as I fly around shooting you with a machine gun, I suddenly falter.
You hit the helicopter with your boomerang, you pesky thing! Look what you’ve done - I’m hanging from the helicopter by just an arm, and am being dragged around the semicircular arena like a child’s toy. No! Not my tail! Grrrr, that’s another block of health gone!
I have an idea though. Something you won’t have thought of with all your boss-slaying experience. No! Mwahahahahahahaha. I’ll speed my attacks up, and use them more frequently. I start spinning around, shooting out a stream of fire. What’s that! You swine, you jumped over it. It appears your acrobatic skills are more than they seem. Never fear, I’ll rotate another 360º and hit you next time round. But what!
Nooo, you swine. You weren’t meant to grab me by the tail when I was facing the other way! I’m all dizzy now! Stop slashing me with that sword! Arrrgh, noooo. Another health blob down. Curse you, you pestering swine. I only have two health left, and I’m starting to feel not so good.
Never mind, you’ll never win anyway. You’ll have to get out of my secret evil lair even if you destroy me, which you won’t thanks to my (presses button on wristwatch) SUPER MEGA DEATH BUGGY. Mario Kart style buggy drops down from ceiling, I get in. I start zooming around the arena, despite the exhaust pipe trailing around having gotten caught on something. You run out of the way, but are too slow, and I run you over. Ha HA! You’re dead! What!!! You aren’t meant to have a special revival fairy! Tarn sorn your ornery hide!!! How dare you defy me! Well, I’ll have to show you!
But before I can act, you butt-slam my exhaust into the ground, and the engine of my buggy starts to overheat. It suddenly exploads, and I’m sent flying into the air and crash back down again.
I start feeling desperate now. I’m giving off fumes, as my biomechanical ultra-suit is starting to fail me. Well, I know what this calls for! I start using my foe’s technique of butt stomping. I stomp around the arena, but you’re just too quick for me. Dodging my butt-attacks, you suddenly run in all-swords-slashing. I lose my last bit of health, but in my final death throws, I activate the self distruct sequence. Mwahaha! You may have beaten me, but you’ll never get away, never!!!
Suddenly, all sorts of light and dark material, obviously from some sort of interdimensional time-warp spirit world, starting trailing into me, and I explode in a dazzling array of light. Only 30 seconds to escape though! You race out of the rip in the time-space continuum, and hurry along the corridors. Steam pipes have mysteriously burst, and you must dodge their harmful steam. Obviously where YOU come from, you’re so pathetic you can’t handle lukewarm air. Ha HA!
But no, you reach the exit in time! Just as you’re escaping, my lair starts to explode! Curse you, you got away defeating me and my lair, and stealing my prized jewel. Curse you! Even though I have millions of minions throughout the land, you’ve killed my empire. I don’t know what my minions will do; I doubt they’ll give up without a fight but then again, that hasn’t been accounted for. Curse you.
The End.
You have unlocked:
....
Mirror Mode.
“I am the boss! I am surprised you have made it this far. Now you will pay for your insolence.”
Your vision swirls and warps, and you are transported into a strange place with seemingly no exit, and a strange Japanimation-style background.
First, I start stomping around. I’m a very angry person by nature, you see. While I spend most of my time sitting on my butt commanding my minions to attack you, even though I know it’s futile, I still manage to control half of the globe and a massive empire. You shouldn’t have gotten this far, as I clearly pointed out to you in my clear and concise expression of angst.
“I know” I think to myself. I’ll shoot some fire at you! I ponder over what fire I should use; breathe flame from my flamey nostrils, or use a flame-cannon. Or, I could roll a dice and have fire lightning. I go for the third option; I like to think of myself as original and different to other types of boss. I roll the dice. Oh dear, it has landed on three. The fire rains down, but somehow you manage to get behind me and hit me with your overly large sword.
I fall forward into the rain of fire, and get singed by it’s singyness. Oh dear, that isn’t very nice, I think to myself, as I lose one dot of health. Never fear, I think to myself. I have a secret plan up my sleeve, a secret indestructable weapon. Suddenly, a helicopter comes down and lifts me out of the arena, and as I fly around shooting you with a machine gun, I suddenly falter.
You hit the helicopter with your boomerang, you pesky thing! Look what you’ve done - I’m hanging from the helicopter by just an arm, and am being dragged around the semicircular arena like a child’s toy. No! Not my tail! Grrrr, that’s another block of health gone!
I have an idea though. Something you won’t have thought of with all your boss-slaying experience. No! Mwahahahahahahaha. I’ll speed my attacks up, and use them more frequently. I start spinning around, shooting out a stream of fire. What’s that! You swine, you jumped over it. It appears your acrobatic skills are more than they seem. Never fear, I’ll rotate another 360º and hit you next time round. But what!
Nooo, you swine. You weren’t meant to grab me by the tail when I was facing the other way! I’m all dizzy now! Stop slashing me with that sword! Arrrgh, noooo. Another health blob down. Curse you, you pestering swine. I only have two health left, and I’m starting to feel not so good.
Never mind, you’ll never win anyway. You’ll have to get out of my secret evil lair even if you destroy me, which you won’t thanks to my (presses button on wristwatch) SUPER MEGA DEATH BUGGY. Mario Kart style buggy drops down from ceiling, I get in. I start zooming around the arena, despite the exhaust pipe trailing around having gotten caught on something. You run out of the way, but are too slow, and I run you over. Ha HA! You’re dead! What!!! You aren’t meant to have a special revival fairy! Tarn sorn your ornery hide!!! How dare you defy me! Well, I’ll have to show you!
But before I can act, you butt-slam my exhaust into the ground, and the engine of my buggy starts to overheat. It suddenly exploads, and I’m sent flying into the air and crash back down again.
I start feeling desperate now. I’m giving off fumes, as my biomechanical ultra-suit is starting to fail me. Well, I know what this calls for! I start using my foe’s technique of butt stomping. I stomp around the arena, but you’re just too quick for me. Dodging my butt-attacks, you suddenly run in all-swords-slashing. I lose my last bit of health, but in my final death throws, I activate the self distruct sequence. Mwahaha! You may have beaten me, but you’ll never get away, never!!!
Suddenly, all sorts of light and dark material, obviously from some sort of interdimensional time-warp spirit world, starting trailing into me, and I explode in a dazzling array of light. Only 30 seconds to escape though! You race out of the rip in the time-space continuum, and hurry along the corridors. Steam pipes have mysteriously burst, and you must dodge their harmful steam. Obviously where YOU come from, you’re so pathetic you can’t handle lukewarm air. Ha HA!
But no, you reach the exit in time! Just as you’re escaping, my lair starts to explode! Curse you, you got away defeating me and my lair, and stealing my prized jewel. Curse you! Even though I have millions of minions throughout the land, you’ve killed my empire. I don’t know what my minions will do; I doubt they’ll give up without a fight but then again, that hasn’t been accounted for. Curse you.
The End.
You have unlocked:
....
Mirror Mode.