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Inspored by Dan's success against EB (see Success the Power of Pursuasion!) I decided to 'have a go' myself. So late last night I took to the streets with my trusty crowbar and smashed all of their windows! Unfortunately the police showed up, but inspired by video game violence I soon sorted them out. Having played Street Fighter games for many years now I dispatched of the first with a Hundred-Hand Slap, a few Dragon Punches later, I was able to make my getaway.
I was feeling rather weak after this success though, but as I was walking away I spotted some food on the floor, and after years of playing games I know that eating food found on the floor is perfectly safe and will, in fact, bring you back to full strength.
Anyway, I needed to get as far from the scene as possible, fortunately anybody that has ever played Grand Theft Auto knows that you can get into any car and start it with no problems. You can also crash many times with no effect. So I safely made it home. HaHaHa, that'll show 'em.
I was feeling rather weak after this success though, but as I was walking away I spotted some food on the floor, and after years of playing games I know that eating food found on the floor is perfectly safe and will, in fact, bring you back to full strength.
Anyway, I needed to get as far from the scene as possible, fortunately anybody that has ever played Grand Theft Auto knows that you can get into any car and start it with no problems. You can also crash many times with no effect. So I safely made it home. HaHaHa, that'll show 'em.
I disagree, I played Gran Turismo non stop once for 12 hours and then realised I was actually in my own car. Then there was the time I couldn't get the garage door open to take the Tie-fighter out for a spin, or that other time I was trying to knife a zombie because I forgot the ammo, must dash now because I have to run around some hoops and collect more rings........ ??
Excellent point!
I am fed up of violence being blamed on games and films, where most violent games are not realistic at all!
I suppose you could kill someone by holding a magnum in your hand, with no recoil, and hit them first time. The accuracy of a magnum is really useless, (so thats the end of Dirty Harry sorted too) and the recoil nearly blows your hand off. (don't worry, I'm not a gun freak, I watched a documentary on something like cowboys ages ago.
I am fed up of violence being blamed on games and films, where most violent games are not realistic at all!
I suppose you could kill someone by holding a magnum in your hand, with no recoil, and hit them first time. The accuracy of a magnum is really useless, (so thats the end of Dirty Harry sorted too) and the recoil nearly blows your hand off. (don't worry, I'm not a gun freak, I watched a documentary on something like cowboys ages ago.
Inspored by Dan's success against EB (see Success the Power of Pursuasion!) I decided to 'have a go' myself. So late last night I took to the streets with my trusty crowbar and smashed all of their windows! Unfortunately the police showed up, but inspired by video game violence I soon sorted them out. Having played Street Fighter games for many years now I dispatched of the first with a Hundred-Hand Slap, a few Dragon Punches later, I was able to make my getaway.
I was feeling rather weak after this success though, but as I was walking away I spotted some food on the floor, and after years of playing games I know that eating food found on the floor is perfectly safe and will, in fact, bring you back to full strength.
Anyway, I needed to get as far from the scene as possible, fortunately anybody that has ever played Grand Theft Auto knows that you can get into any car and start it with no problems. You can also crash many times with no effect. So I safely made it home. HaHaHa, that'll show 'em.
I was feeling rather weak after this success though, but as I was walking away I spotted some food on the floor, and after years of playing games I know that eating food found on the floor is perfectly safe and will, in fact, bring you back to full strength.
Anyway, I needed to get as far from the scene as possible, fortunately anybody that has ever played Grand Theft Auto knows that you can get into any car and start it with no problems. You can also crash many times with no effect. So I safely made it home. HaHaHa, that'll show 'em.