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Everyone has heard the rumors of Nintendo buying Sega and Capcom, but they haven't been giving the whole truth. Not only has Nintendo bought Sega and Capcom but Sega announced that they will make over 24 games by the 24rth of February! They also said that they were going to make a new Super Smash Bros. with new playable characters. And Capcom announced that they were going to make 35games, 4new Resident Evils, 3street fighters, 2 all new platforms, and a partridge in a pear tree! That's right!!!
Yesterday at a meeting between the biggest game companies at the moment, before anything went on Nintendo, Sega, and Capcom representatives were sitting in the popular table while the outcast, Bill Gates, sat all along in the corner. A single Sony representative was listening to his CD player while flipping through a car magazine in the corner. At that point Bill Gates got the courage to get up and finally speak to the Sony guy who he referred to as "The Hip Man". He then tells him "H-Hey Sony can I sit with you until the meeting begins?" In which Sony replied "No you nerd get away from me and go play with your little green box somewhere" Bill Gates got really upset and began to walk toward the table that Capcom and Sega were in when suddenly a voice comes from the stage in front of him.
"Nintendo, Capcom, and Sega have something to say to the rest of you" the voice said. The three stand and proceed toward the podium on the stage leaving little Bill alone. "We met Nintendo a while back and sine then has been the best times of our lives" Sega and Capcom said together. "Since we have become such a close family we will now sell ourselves for money to Nintendo". Bill Gates stood stunned at the two for a while. "You guys and me were becoming such close friends. One of the only friends I've had, and you betrayed me!" Capcom and Sega look at Bill Gates hard! They jump off the stage and walk to him. "Billy the only reason we hung around you is because we needed the money and you always supplied it but we have had enough of your cheesy jokes and constant attempts at world dimension" Sega yelled! Bill Gates begins to cry madly and drops to the floor. Capcom and Sega then call over Nintendo and they hold hands and head to the door. "Now lets have some good Zelda at home" Nintendo said. "Agreed" the two replied together again.
This is the true news about the rumors that happened. If you don't believe me you'll just have to see for yourself when they begin making games for them. Now lets stop with the news and lets get some nice Mario and Sonic.
Drunk
Yesterday at a meeting between the biggest game companies at the moment, before anything went on Nintendo, Sega, and Capcom representatives were sitting in the popular table while the outcast, Bill Gates, sat all along in the corner. A single Sony representative was listening to his CD player while flipping through a car magazine in the corner. At that point Bill Gates got the courage to get up and finally speak to the Sony guy who he referred to as "The Hip Man". He then tells him "H-Hey Sony can I sit with you until the meeting begins?" In which Sony replied "No you nerd get away from me and go play with your little green box somewhere" Bill Gates got really upset and began to walk toward the table that Capcom and Sega were in when suddenly a voice comes from the stage in front of him.
"Nintendo, Capcom, and Sega have something to say to the rest of you" the voice said. The three stand and proceed toward the podium on the stage leaving little Bill alone. "We met Nintendo a while back and sine then has been the best times of our lives" Sega and Capcom said together. "Since we have become such a close family we will now sell ourselves for money to Nintendo". Bill Gates stood stunned at the two for a while. "You guys and me were becoming such close friends. One of the only friends I've had, and you betrayed me!" Capcom and Sega look at Bill Gates hard! They jump off the stage and walk to him. "Billy the only reason we hung around you is because we needed the money and you always supplied it but we have had enough of your cheesy jokes and constant attempts at world dimension" Sega yelled! Bill Gates begins to cry madly and drops to the floor. Capcom and Sega then call over Nintendo and they hold hands and head to the door. "Now lets have some good Zelda at home" Nintendo said. "Agreed" the two replied together again.
This is the true news about the rumors that happened. If you don't believe me you'll just have to see for yourself when they begin making games for them. Now lets stop with the news and lets get some nice Mario and Sonic.
Drunk
Hey does anyone want a bottle of POP!
Syphonical wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
>
> I think he was playing around. Just a guess.:-x
>
> Really, you don't say......
>
> Actually I didn't say that I just typed it.;-D
>
>
> SHUT UP!
> PLEASE
> I'LL PAY MONEY, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
You know you can just exit the thread right?
Oh, how I love being so annoying.:-)
> Drunk Cow wrote:
>
> I think he was playing around. Just a guess.:-x
>
> Really, you don't say......
>
> Actually I didn't say that I just typed it.;-D
>
>
> SHUT UP!
> PLEASE
> I'LL PAY MONEY, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
You know you can just exit the thread right?
Oh, how I love being so annoying.:-)
Syphonical wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> Syphonical wrote:
> Miserableman wrote:
> More news - Sony just bought Nintendo, and are renaming the GameCube
> to DontBuyMeImCrap!
>
>
> Oh, hahahahahahah your soooooo funny.
> But your confused, since nintendo own the rights to the playstation
> name, that's sonys new console name.
> Get your facts straight!
> Moron
>
> I think he was playing around. Just a guess.:-x
>
> Really, you don't say......
Actually I didn't say that I just typed it.;-D
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> Syphonical wrote:
> Miserableman wrote:
> More news - Sony just bought Nintendo, and are renaming the GameCube
> to DontBuyMeImCrap!
>
>
> Oh, hahahahahahah your soooooo funny.
> But your confused, since nintendo own the rights to the playstation
> name, that's sonys new console name.
> Get your facts straight!
> Moron
>
> I think he was playing around. Just a guess.:-x
>
> Really, you don't say......
Actually I didn't say that I just typed it.;-D
Drunk Cow wrote:
> Syphonical wrote:
> Miserableman wrote:
> More news - Sony just bought Nintendo, and are renaming the GameCube
> to DontBuyMeImCrap!
>
>
> Oh, hahahahahahah your soooooo funny.
> But your confused, since nintendo own the rights to the playstation
> name, that's sonys new console name.
> Get your facts straight!
> Moron
>
> I think he was playing around. Just a guess.:-x
Really, you don't say......
> Syphonical wrote:
> Miserableman wrote:
> More news - Sony just bought Nintendo, and are renaming the GameCube
> to DontBuyMeImCrap!
>
>
> Oh, hahahahahahah your soooooo funny.
> But your confused, since nintendo own the rights to the playstation
> name, that's sonys new console name.
> Get your facts straight!
> Moron
>
> I think he was playing around. Just a guess.:-x
Really, you don't say......
Syphonical wrote:
> Miserableman wrote:
> More news - Sony just bought Nintendo, and are renaming the GameCube
> to DontBuyMeImCrap!
>
>
> Oh, hahahahahahah your soooooo funny.
> But your confused, since nintendo own the rights to the playstation
> name, that's sonys new console name.
> Get your facts straight!
> Moron
I think he was playing around. Just a guess.:-x
> Miserableman wrote:
> More news - Sony just bought Nintendo, and are renaming the GameCube
> to DontBuyMeImCrap!
>
>
> Oh, hahahahahahah your soooooo funny.
> But your confused, since nintendo own the rights to the playstation
> name, that's sonys new console name.
> Get your facts straight!
> Moron
I think he was playing around. Just a guess.:-x
Miserableman wrote:
> More news - Sony just bought Nintendo, and are renaming the GameCube
> to DontBuyMeImCrap!
Oh, hahahahahahah your soooooo funny.
But your confused, since nintendo own the rights to the playstation name, that's sonys new console name.
Get your facts straight!
Moron
> More news - Sony just bought Nintendo, and are renaming the GameCube
> to DontBuyMeImCrap!
Oh, hahahahahahah your soooooo funny.
But your confused, since nintendo own the rights to the playstation name, that's sonys new console name.
Get your facts straight!
Moron
:ŹD
More news - Sony just bought Nintendo, and are renaming the GameCube to DontBuyMeImCrap!
Everyone has heard the rumors of Nintendo buying Sega and Capcom, but they haven't been giving the whole truth. Not only has Nintendo bought Sega and Capcom but Sega announced that they will make over 24 games by the 24rth of February! They also said that they were going to make a new Super Smash Bros. with new playable characters. And Capcom announced that they were going to make 35games, 4new Resident Evils, 3street fighters, 2 all new platforms, and a partridge in a pear tree! That's right!!!
Yesterday at a meeting between the biggest game companies at the moment, before anything went on Nintendo, Sega, and Capcom representatives were sitting in the popular table while the outcast, Bill Gates, sat all along in the corner. A single Sony representative was listening to his CD player while flipping through a car magazine in the corner. At that point Bill Gates got the courage to get up and finally speak to the Sony guy who he referred to as "The Hip Man". He then tells him "H-Hey Sony can I sit with you until the meeting begins?" In which Sony replied "No you nerd get away from me and go play with your little green box somewhere" Bill Gates got really upset and began to walk toward the table that Capcom and Sega were in when suddenly a voice comes from the stage in front of him.
"Nintendo, Capcom, and Sega have something to say to the rest of you" the voice said. The three stand and proceed toward the podium on the stage leaving little Bill alone. "We met Nintendo a while back and sine then has been the best times of our lives" Sega and Capcom said together. "Since we have become such a close family we will now sell ourselves for money to Nintendo". Bill Gates stood stunned at the two for a while. "You guys and me were becoming such close friends. One of the only friends I've had, and you betrayed me!" Capcom and Sega look at Bill Gates hard! They jump off the stage and walk to him. "Billy the only reason we hung around you is because we needed the money and you always supplied it but we have had enough of your cheesy jokes and constant attempts at world dimension" Sega yelled! Bill Gates begins to cry madly and drops to the floor. Capcom and Sega then call over Nintendo and they hold hands and head to the door. "Now lets have some good Zelda at home" Nintendo said. "Agreed" the two replied together again.
This is the true news about the rumors that happened. If you don't believe me you'll just have to see for yourself when they begin making games for them. Now lets stop with the news and lets get some nice Mario and Sonic.
Drunk
Yesterday at a meeting between the biggest game companies at the moment, before anything went on Nintendo, Sega, and Capcom representatives were sitting in the popular table while the outcast, Bill Gates, sat all along in the corner. A single Sony representative was listening to his CD player while flipping through a car magazine in the corner. At that point Bill Gates got the courage to get up and finally speak to the Sony guy who he referred to as "The Hip Man". He then tells him "H-Hey Sony can I sit with you until the meeting begins?" In which Sony replied "No you nerd get away from me and go play with your little green box somewhere" Bill Gates got really upset and began to walk toward the table that Capcom and Sega were in when suddenly a voice comes from the stage in front of him.
"Nintendo, Capcom, and Sega have something to say to the rest of you" the voice said. The three stand and proceed toward the podium on the stage leaving little Bill alone. "We met Nintendo a while back and sine then has been the best times of our lives" Sega and Capcom said together. "Since we have become such a close family we will now sell ourselves for money to Nintendo". Bill Gates stood stunned at the two for a while. "You guys and me were becoming such close friends. One of the only friends I've had, and you betrayed me!" Capcom and Sega look at Bill Gates hard! They jump off the stage and walk to him. "Billy the only reason we hung around you is because we needed the money and you always supplied it but we have had enough of your cheesy jokes and constant attempts at world dimension" Sega yelled! Bill Gates begins to cry madly and drops to the floor. Capcom and Sega then call over Nintendo and they hold hands and head to the door. "Now lets have some good Zelda at home" Nintendo said. "Agreed" the two replied together again.
This is the true news about the rumors that happened. If you don't believe me you'll just have to see for yourself when they begin making games for them. Now lets stop with the news and lets get some nice Mario and Sonic.
Drunk