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A little comical story (well it is suppose to be) I'll post it in parts. Enjoy
When Games go bad.
It was a quiet day and Rasta was walking down the street in GameLand, he had just moved there along with his two friends Stryke and Ant, they decided to move there in the winter time as not only were the gaming babes there fit but it was the ideal location for their new business idea. Tough Bloke bodyguards. Rasta was close to their new flat when he felt something tickle his leg, he looked down and a small man munching on a mushroom looked him in the eye.
"It's a me, It's a Mario"
"Mario! cool" said Rasta and he bent down to talk to him, as he bent down Mario leaned forward into what Rasta thought was a hugging position, as he leaned forward Mario bit him on the nose.
"Arrghh you little @&*#" shouted Rasta, Mario then Grew twice the size and began Jumping up and down on his head.
"Die, ha ha, Eata ma pizza shoes" shouted Mario as he continued to bounce on Rasta's head.
Rasta then managed to get his hand up and grab Mario's ankles and throw him to the side.
"What is your problem?" shouted Rasta and the little Italian plumber made off down the street.
Rasta walked into the flat and in front of him was a small trail of blood leading up the stairs, he followed it into the bathroom and Stryke was standing at the mirror with blood trickling out of his mouth.
"You ok Stryke?" Rasta asked.
"You ain't going to believe this but I was doing some shopping and when I was waiting to pay this little blue hedgehog ran towards me really fast, curled into a ball and knocked me flying. Look what he did to my tooth!"
Rasta looked at Strykes smile, "Err you lost your smugness"
"I know!" shouted Gaz, "Get some glue, I can fix this"
Rasta went to get the Glue from Ant's room, he walked through the door "Ant can I borrow some, Ant?, Hey Ant wake up"
Rasta then heard Stryke shout from down the hall "Oh yeah Rasta, Ant is unconcious, poor little lad got ran over by some mad dinosaur thing in a cart on the way home."
Rasta took the glue and then they worked on bringing Ant round, after this Rasta told them what had happened to him.
"Something smells fishy to me" said Rasta.
"Oh that is James Pond." said Stryke, he liffted a cage up from behind the sofa, he took of the blanket to reveal and small fish type guy in a tuxedo lying in a basin of water. "we caught him in the pool earlier trying to plant explosives"
"What is happening here? This town is one of the safest places to live." said Ant.
"Lets make the fish talk!" said Rasta as they all made their way up stairs. "Quickly put him in the bath, if he dosn't squeal then we cook him."
They emptied James Pond into the bath and attempted to make him talk, but he wouldn't.
"So what do you want with the fish? Chips?"Asked Stryke.
"Ok I'll tell but I need protection" said James Pond. "What is it, what is going on? We can help if you let us."
"It is Shigsy, he has gone mad. He took over all of GameLand and now that you guys became bodyguards he feels that some of us may stand up to him, he wants you guys out of here. Out of here at any cost"
"Ant, go get the guns" said Rasta. Ant ran down the hall and into his room, two minutes later he was back.
"What are you wearing?" asked Stryke, "It's my cowboy stuff."
"Go get changed and bring the real guns not the toy ones." Said Rasta. Ant gladly agreed it was no time to play and went about gathering thier weapons together.
"Lets go pay this Shigsy bloke a visit, time somebody taught him a lesson." said Stryke.
When Games go bad.
It was a quiet day and Rasta was walking down the street in GameLand, he had just moved there along with his two friends Stryke and Ant, they decided to move there in the winter time as not only were the gaming babes there fit but it was the ideal location for their new business idea. Tough Bloke bodyguards. Rasta was close to their new flat when he felt something tickle his leg, he looked down and a small man munching on a mushroom looked him in the eye.
"It's a me, It's a Mario"
"Mario! cool" said Rasta and he bent down to talk to him, as he bent down Mario leaned forward into what Rasta thought was a hugging position, as he leaned forward Mario bit him on the nose.
"Arrghh you little @&*#" shouted Rasta, Mario then Grew twice the size and began Jumping up and down on his head.
"Die, ha ha, Eata ma pizza shoes" shouted Mario as he continued to bounce on Rasta's head.
Rasta then managed to get his hand up and grab Mario's ankles and throw him to the side.
"What is your problem?" shouted Rasta and the little Italian plumber made off down the street.
Rasta walked into the flat and in front of him was a small trail of blood leading up the stairs, he followed it into the bathroom and Stryke was standing at the mirror with blood trickling out of his mouth.
"You ok Stryke?" Rasta asked.
"You ain't going to believe this but I was doing some shopping and when I was waiting to pay this little blue hedgehog ran towards me really fast, curled into a ball and knocked me flying. Look what he did to my tooth!"
Rasta looked at Strykes smile, "Err you lost your smugness"
"I know!" shouted Gaz, "Get some glue, I can fix this"
Rasta went to get the Glue from Ant's room, he walked through the door "Ant can I borrow some, Ant?, Hey Ant wake up"
Rasta then heard Stryke shout from down the hall "Oh yeah Rasta, Ant is unconcious, poor little lad got ran over by some mad dinosaur thing in a cart on the way home."
Rasta took the glue and then they worked on bringing Ant round, after this Rasta told them what had happened to him.
"Something smells fishy to me" said Rasta.
"Oh that is James Pond." said Stryke, he liffted a cage up from behind the sofa, he took of the blanket to reveal and small fish type guy in a tuxedo lying in a basin of water. "we caught him in the pool earlier trying to plant explosives"
"What is happening here? This town is one of the safest places to live." said Ant.
"Lets make the fish talk!" said Rasta as they all made their way up stairs. "Quickly put him in the bath, if he dosn't squeal then we cook him."
They emptied James Pond into the bath and attempted to make him talk, but he wouldn't.
"So what do you want with the fish? Chips?"Asked Stryke.
"Ok I'll tell but I need protection" said James Pond. "What is it, what is going on? We can help if you let us."
"It is Shigsy, he has gone mad. He took over all of GameLand and now that you guys became bodyguards he feels that some of us may stand up to him, he wants you guys out of here. Out of here at any cost"
"Ant, go get the guns" said Rasta. Ant ran down the hall and into his room, two minutes later he was back.
"What are you wearing?" asked Stryke, "It's my cowboy stuff."
"Go get changed and bring the real guns not the toy ones." Said Rasta. Ant gladly agreed it was no time to play and went about gathering thier weapons together.
"Lets go pay this Shigsy bloke a visit, time somebody taught him a lesson." said Stryke.
Glad you liked it Gaz, Anyone else read it? What did you think?
I shall become more powerful and smug than you can possibly imagine."
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"Be warned, I managed to trick Shigsy by making him believe I was on his side, the others have been brainwashed by the GameSphere's deadly powers, stop this and you can stop Shigsys evil power." said James Pond.
They ran the tap in the bath to fill it then placed a shower curtain over the top and left James Pond to splash around. "Remember don't eat rubber ducky!" exclaimed Ant as he ran down the stairs.
They left the flat and opened the garage door, "yeah, everyone in the Tough guy mobile" shouted an excited Stryke. "Em Stryke it is a Heap of junk, lets take the hoverRacer. Rasta pulled away the blanket to reveal a very streamlined looking hoverRacer. "Wooooooo" shouted Ant, "lets roll"
The three of them climbed aboard, Stryke had to drive as he was the only one with a smug looking picture on his license. He put his foot down and the thing raced down the street at a astronomical speed. "Slow down Stryke, it is a pedestrian area!" screamed Rasta. As Stryke slowed down a small group of characters appeared in front of them driving carts.
"We have trouble guys" said Stryke, Toad raced his cart ahead and began to throw banana skins behind him but the hoverRacer just flew over them, Toad then threw turtle shells which knocked the hoverRacer a little of balance. "Carefull Stryke, he'll flip us. Quickly Ant give me the shotgun."
Rasta leaned out the window and fires a few shells, one shot shreaded through Toads tyres causing him to spin of into a bush, the other shot was a direct hit on the back of Bowsers cart causng it to burst into flames. "Quick Stryke floor it." shouted Ant as the hoverRacer began to race away from the other drivers.
"Head towards the big house on the hill, the bad guy always lives there." said Rasta. "Can we stop soon?I need to go pee." asked Ant. Stryke pulled over and Ant made his way over to the bushes, suddenly a masked man entered the hoverRacer. It was snake, Solid Snake. "Nobody move and nobody dies" said Snake, "Where is the little guy? There are supposed to be three."
Ant came from the bushes and began to smash Snake with a large branch he had picked up, he laughed as he beat Snake down. "I'll give you metal gear solid on X-Box you freak" shouted Ant.
"Easy Ant, I think he's knocked out now." said Stryke, "Quickly we better go incase he wasn't alone." said Rasta.
They entered the Garden of the big house, A small boy with a sword game running towards them.
"Quick Rasta it's Zelda!" yelled Ant. Zelda got within a few metres before Rasta send him flying with a shotgun blast to his shield. Ant then ran up and kicked Zelda in the leg. "Dirty Nintardo boy" he laughed as he walked away.
They entered a large room, Shigsy, Mario and Luigi were sat around a large table.
"GET THEM!!" shouted Shigsy as he ran through the big red door.
Mario and Luigi ran towards them. "I'll take these two midgets, you both get Shigsy and the GameSphere." said Ant as he ripped of his jacket to reveal his WWF t-shirt.
Ant ran and dropkicked Mario into Luigi, Rasta and Stryke ran through the red door to face Shigsy.
Mario got up and tried to kick Ant in the leg but Ant countered and hit Mario with the Rock bottom. Luigi ran and Punched Ant in the face but Ant put him in the crippler crossface then a sleeper hold which knocked him out cold, he then hit Mario over the head with a steel chair knocking him out cold too.
Rasta ran up to the stage and grabbed the GameSphere, Stryke walked straight towards Shigsy They exchanged a few kicks and punches before they stopped and stared towards each other.
Rasta stood in the corner, he held the GameSphere in his hands. Stryke was still looking at Shigsy while Ant took care of Mario and Luigi.
"I've been waiting for you, Stryke. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When you last saw me I was but a fool, now I am a master." said Shigsy.
"Aye a master looney" replied Stryke
"You can't win Shigsy, if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful and smug than you can possibly imagine."
Shigsy let fly a punch and Stryke fell to the ground, his tooth shot out his mouth and landed on the floor.
"Now you've gone and done it" said Stryke as he got up and kicked Shigsy square on in the groin.
Shigsy fell to the ground and as he hit the ground Rasta smashed the GameSphere into millions of tiny pieces.
"Noooooooo, it is over."shouted Shigsy.
Ant ran through with Mario and Luigi who were no longer brainwashed by the GameSphere, Quick get him to the mental hospital. Which the did. Rasta, Stryke and Ant now all work as GameLand protectors and look out for all the characters and protect them from evil.
The End
They ran the tap in the bath to fill it then placed a shower curtain over the top and left James Pond to splash around. "Remember don't eat rubber ducky!" exclaimed Ant as he ran down the stairs.
They left the flat and opened the garage door, "yeah, everyone in the Tough guy mobile" shouted an excited Stryke. "Em Stryke it is a Heap of junk, lets take the hoverRacer. Rasta pulled away the blanket to reveal a very streamlined looking hoverRacer. "Wooooooo" shouted Ant, "lets roll"
The three of them climbed aboard, Stryke had to drive as he was the only one with a smug looking picture on his license. He put his foot down and the thing raced down the street at a astronomical speed. "Slow down Stryke, it is a pedestrian area!" screamed Rasta. As Stryke slowed down a small group of characters appeared in front of them driving carts.
"We have trouble guys" said Stryke, Toad raced his cart ahead and began to throw banana skins behind him but the hoverRacer just flew over them, Toad then threw turtle shells which knocked the hoverRacer a little of balance. "Carefull Stryke, he'll flip us. Quickly Ant give me the shotgun."
Rasta leaned out the window and fires a few shells, one shot shreaded through Toads tyres causing him to spin of into a bush, the other shot was a direct hit on the back of Bowsers cart causng it to burst into flames. "Quick Stryke floor it." shouted Ant as the hoverRacer began to race away from the other drivers.
"Head towards the big house on the hill, the bad guy always lives there." said Rasta. "Can we stop soon?I need to go pee." asked Ant. Stryke pulled over and Ant made his way over to the bushes, suddenly a masked man entered the hoverRacer. It was snake, Solid Snake. "Nobody move and nobody dies" said Snake, "Where is the little guy? There are supposed to be three."
Ant came from the bushes and began to smash Snake with a large branch he had picked up, he laughed as he beat Snake down. "I'll give you metal gear solid on X-Box you freak" shouted Ant.
"Easy Ant, I think he's knocked out now." said Stryke, "Quickly we better go incase he wasn't alone." said Rasta.
They entered the Garden of the big house, A small boy with a sword game running towards them.
"Quick Rasta it's Zelda!" yelled Ant. Zelda got within a few metres before Rasta send him flying with a shotgun blast to his shield. Ant then ran up and kicked Zelda in the leg. "Dirty Nintardo boy" he laughed as he walked away.
They entered a large room, Shigsy, Mario and Luigi were sat around a large table.
"GET THEM!!" shouted Shigsy as he ran through the big red door.
Mario and Luigi ran towards them. "I'll take these two midgets, you both get Shigsy and the GameSphere." said Ant as he ripped of his jacket to reveal his WWF t-shirt.
Ant ran and dropkicked Mario into Luigi, Rasta and Stryke ran through the red door to face Shigsy.
Mario got up and tried to kick Ant in the leg but Ant countered and hit Mario with the Rock bottom. Luigi ran and Punched Ant in the face but Ant put him in the crippler crossface then a sleeper hold which knocked him out cold, he then hit Mario over the head with a steel chair knocking him out cold too.
Rasta ran up to the stage and grabbed the GameSphere, Stryke walked straight towards Shigsy They exchanged a few kicks and punches before they stopped and stared towards each other.
Rasta stood in the corner, he held the GameSphere in his hands. Stryke was still looking at Shigsy while Ant took care of Mario and Luigi.
"I've been waiting for you, Stryke. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When you last saw me I was but a fool, now I am a master." said Shigsy.
"Aye a master looney" replied Stryke
"You can't win Shigsy, if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful and smug than you can possibly imagine."
Shigsy let fly a punch and Stryke fell to the ground, his tooth shot out his mouth and landed on the floor.
"Now you've gone and done it" said Stryke as he got up and kicked Shigsy square on in the groin.
Shigsy fell to the ground and as he hit the ground Rasta smashed the GameSphere into millions of tiny pieces.
"Noooooooo, it is over."shouted Shigsy.
Ant ran through with Mario and Luigi who were no longer brainwashed by the GameSphere, Quick get him to the mental hospital. Which the did. Rasta, Stryke and Ant now all work as GameLand protectors and look out for all the characters and protect them from evil.
The End
MUAHAHHAHAHAH!
Keep to your facts though - I'm always smug. :-D
Keep to your facts though - I'm always smug. :-D
A little comical story (well it is suppose to be) I'll post it in parts. Enjoy
When Games go bad.
It was a quiet day and Rasta was walking down the street in GameLand, he had just moved there along with his two friends Stryke and Ant, they decided to move there in the winter time as not only were the gaming babes there fit but it was the ideal location for their new business idea. Tough Bloke bodyguards. Rasta was close to their new flat when he felt something tickle his leg, he looked down and a small man munching on a mushroom looked him in the eye.
"It's a me, It's a Mario"
"Mario! cool" said Rasta and he bent down to talk to him, as he bent down Mario leaned forward into what Rasta thought was a hugging position, as he leaned forward Mario bit him on the nose.
"Arrghh you little @&*#" shouted Rasta, Mario then Grew twice the size and began Jumping up and down on his head.
"Die, ha ha, Eata ma pizza shoes" shouted Mario as he continued to bounce on Rasta's head.
Rasta then managed to get his hand up and grab Mario's ankles and throw him to the side.
"What is your problem?" shouted Rasta and the little Italian plumber made off down the street.
Rasta walked into the flat and in front of him was a small trail of blood leading up the stairs, he followed it into the bathroom and Stryke was standing at the mirror with blood trickling out of his mouth.
"You ok Stryke?" Rasta asked.
"You ain't going to believe this but I was doing some shopping and when I was waiting to pay this little blue hedgehog ran towards me really fast, curled into a ball and knocked me flying. Look what he did to my tooth!"
Rasta looked at Strykes smile, "Err you lost your smugness"
"I know!" shouted Gaz, "Get some glue, I can fix this"
Rasta went to get the Glue from Ant's room, he walked through the door "Ant can I borrow some, Ant?, Hey Ant wake up"
Rasta then heard Stryke shout from down the hall "Oh yeah Rasta, Ant is unconcious, poor little lad got ran over by some mad dinosaur thing in a cart on the way home."
Rasta took the glue and then they worked on bringing Ant round, after this Rasta told them what had happened to him.
"Something smells fishy to me" said Rasta.
"Oh that is James Pond." said Stryke, he liffted a cage up from behind the sofa, he took of the blanket to reveal and small fish type guy in a tuxedo lying in a basin of water. "we caught him in the pool earlier trying to plant explosives"
"What is happening here? This town is one of the safest places to live." said Ant.
"Lets make the fish talk!" said Rasta as they all made their way up stairs. "Quickly put him in the bath, if he dosn't squeal then we cook him."
They emptied James Pond into the bath and attempted to make him talk, but he wouldn't.
"So what do you want with the fish? Chips?"Asked Stryke.
"Ok I'll tell but I need protection" said James Pond. "What is it, what is going on? We can help if you let us."
"It is Shigsy, he has gone mad. He took over all of GameLand and now that you guys became bodyguards he feels that some of us may stand up to him, he wants you guys out of here. Out of here at any cost"
"Ant, go get the guns" said Rasta. Ant ran down the hall and into his room, two minutes later he was back.
"What are you wearing?" asked Stryke, "It's my cowboy stuff."
"Go get changed and bring the real guns not the toy ones." Said Rasta. Ant gladly agreed it was no time to play and went about gathering thier weapons together.
"Lets go pay this Shigsy bloke a visit, time somebody taught him a lesson." said Stryke.
When Games go bad.
It was a quiet day and Rasta was walking down the street in GameLand, he had just moved there along with his two friends Stryke and Ant, they decided to move there in the winter time as not only were the gaming babes there fit but it was the ideal location for their new business idea. Tough Bloke bodyguards. Rasta was close to their new flat when he felt something tickle his leg, he looked down and a small man munching on a mushroom looked him in the eye.
"It's a me, It's a Mario"
"Mario! cool" said Rasta and he bent down to talk to him, as he bent down Mario leaned forward into what Rasta thought was a hugging position, as he leaned forward Mario bit him on the nose.
"Arrghh you little @&*#" shouted Rasta, Mario then Grew twice the size and began Jumping up and down on his head.
"Die, ha ha, Eata ma pizza shoes" shouted Mario as he continued to bounce on Rasta's head.
Rasta then managed to get his hand up and grab Mario's ankles and throw him to the side.
"What is your problem?" shouted Rasta and the little Italian plumber made off down the street.
Rasta walked into the flat and in front of him was a small trail of blood leading up the stairs, he followed it into the bathroom and Stryke was standing at the mirror with blood trickling out of his mouth.
"You ok Stryke?" Rasta asked.
"You ain't going to believe this but I was doing some shopping and when I was waiting to pay this little blue hedgehog ran towards me really fast, curled into a ball and knocked me flying. Look what he did to my tooth!"
Rasta looked at Strykes smile, "Err you lost your smugness"
"I know!" shouted Gaz, "Get some glue, I can fix this"
Rasta went to get the Glue from Ant's room, he walked through the door "Ant can I borrow some, Ant?, Hey Ant wake up"
Rasta then heard Stryke shout from down the hall "Oh yeah Rasta, Ant is unconcious, poor little lad got ran over by some mad dinosaur thing in a cart on the way home."
Rasta took the glue and then they worked on bringing Ant round, after this Rasta told them what had happened to him.
"Something smells fishy to me" said Rasta.
"Oh that is James Pond." said Stryke, he liffted a cage up from behind the sofa, he took of the blanket to reveal and small fish type guy in a tuxedo lying in a basin of water. "we caught him in the pool earlier trying to plant explosives"
"What is happening here? This town is one of the safest places to live." said Ant.
"Lets make the fish talk!" said Rasta as they all made their way up stairs. "Quickly put him in the bath, if he dosn't squeal then we cook him."
They emptied James Pond into the bath and attempted to make him talk, but he wouldn't.
"So what do you want with the fish? Chips?"Asked Stryke.
"Ok I'll tell but I need protection" said James Pond. "What is it, what is going on? We can help if you let us."
"It is Shigsy, he has gone mad. He took over all of GameLand and now that you guys became bodyguards he feels that some of us may stand up to him, he wants you guys out of here. Out of here at any cost"
"Ant, go get the guns" said Rasta. Ant ran down the hall and into his room, two minutes later he was back.
"What are you wearing?" asked Stryke, "It's my cowboy stuff."
"Go get changed and bring the real guns not the toy ones." Said Rasta. Ant gladly agreed it was no time to play and went about gathering thier weapons together.
"Lets go pay this Shigsy bloke a visit, time somebody taught him a lesson." said Stryke.