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I got the legendary E-mail!
'SIR,
I am an Accountant and member of the "TENDER'S COMMITTEE"
of my Corporation, the Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation (N.N.P.C) in charge of contract awards, After
due consultation with other members of the committee, I
have specifically been mandated to arrange with you for a
possible transfer of some funds being an over estimated sum
resulting from various contracts executed by Saipem
Namprogetti and other foreign firms for my Corporation.
The contracts in question were for the following:-
(i)The construction of OSO condensate recovery plant worth
$1.2 Billion.
(ii)Construction of several pipeline network for crude, gas
and petroleum products evacuation, for $1.0 Billion.
(iii) $80M for Turn Around Maintenance (T.A.M) of Port-
Harcourt and Warri Refineries.
The original value of these contracts were purposely over-
inflated by us (Tender Committee) with the sum of
$30,000,000 (Thirty Million U.S. Dollars only), now that
all the firms have received their supposed payments
accordingly and the projects commissioned, we want to
transfer this over invoiced sum to a trusted foreigner's
account. We have agreed that if your company can act as
the beneficiary, you will retain 30% of the total amount,
60% for us while 10% will be set aside for any expense
which will be incurred (internal and external) during the
process of transfer, since we as civil servants are
prohibited by the code of conduct bureau (civil service
laws) from operating foreign accounts.
Honestly we expect that some money are going to be spent
along the line of getting
the deal fruitfully executed. We expect to lobby some
top officials for them to approve the payment.
All modalities have been worked out with the top officials
of Federal Ministry of Finance and the Central Bank of
Nigeria to facilitate the remittance of this sum of money
into your account within 14 working days of receiving the
following information from you:
(1).The name of the Bank, Account Number, Address and Telex
Number of the Bank.
(2).Your personal Phone, Fax and Telex Numbers for easy
communication.
We shall arrange a meeting immediately with the officials
involved for a face to face talk and hitch-free transfer of
these sum of money into your account.
Note that we have put in many years of meticulous services
to the Government, therefore, we would not want our
reputable image dented. Therefore, handle this arrangement
with maturity, topmost secrecy and urgency.
Thank you, as I look forward to your immediate reply.
Yours faithfully,
Godwin Emeka'
I must be special :-D
'SIR,
I am an Accountant and member of the "TENDER'S COMMITTEE"
of my Corporation, the Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation (N.N.P.C) in charge of contract awards, After
due consultation with other members of the committee, I
have specifically been mandated to arrange with you for a
possible transfer of some funds being an over estimated sum
resulting from various contracts executed by Saipem
Namprogetti and other foreign firms for my Corporation.
The contracts in question were for the following:-
(i)The construction of OSO condensate recovery plant worth
$1.2 Billion.
(ii)Construction of several pipeline network for crude, gas
and petroleum products evacuation, for $1.0 Billion.
(iii) $80M for Turn Around Maintenance (T.A.M) of Port-
Harcourt and Warri Refineries.
The original value of these contracts were purposely over-
inflated by us (Tender Committee) with the sum of
$30,000,000 (Thirty Million U.S. Dollars only), now that
all the firms have received their supposed payments
accordingly and the projects commissioned, we want to
transfer this over invoiced sum to a trusted foreigner's
account. We have agreed that if your company can act as
the beneficiary, you will retain 30% of the total amount,
60% for us while 10% will be set aside for any expense
which will be incurred (internal and external) during the
process of transfer, since we as civil servants are
prohibited by the code of conduct bureau (civil service
laws) from operating foreign accounts.
Honestly we expect that some money are going to be spent
along the line of getting
the deal fruitfully executed. We expect to lobby some
top officials for them to approve the payment.
All modalities have been worked out with the top officials
of Federal Ministry of Finance and the Central Bank of
Nigeria to facilitate the remittance of this sum of money
into your account within 14 working days of receiving the
following information from you:
(1).The name of the Bank, Account Number, Address and Telex
Number of the Bank.
(2).Your personal Phone, Fax and Telex Numbers for easy
communication.
We shall arrange a meeting immediately with the officials
involved for a face to face talk and hitch-free transfer of
these sum of money into your account.
Note that we have put in many years of meticulous services
to the Government, therefore, we would not want our
reputable image dented. Therefore, handle this arrangement
with maturity, topmost secrecy and urgency.
Thank you, as I look forward to your immediate reply.
Yours faithfully,
Godwin Emeka'
I must be special :-D
*runs away laughing*
Man that MUST be a legendary.
Um...
Uuuummmmmmm...
Was that supposed to mean something?
Nid-, wait, not going there... :-)
Uuuummmmmmm...
Was that supposed to mean something?
Nid-, wait, not going there... :-)
I got the legendary E-mail!
'SIR,
I am an Accountant and member of the "TENDER'S COMMITTEE"
of my Corporation, the Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation (N.N.P.C) in charge of contract awards, After
due consultation with other members of the committee, I
have specifically been mandated to arrange with you for a
possible transfer of some funds being an over estimated sum
resulting from various contracts executed by Saipem
Namprogetti and other foreign firms for my Corporation.
The contracts in question were for the following:-
(i)The construction of OSO condensate recovery plant worth
$1.2 Billion.
(ii)Construction of several pipeline network for crude, gas
and petroleum products evacuation, for $1.0 Billion.
(iii) $80M for Turn Around Maintenance (T.A.M) of Port-
Harcourt and Warri Refineries.
The original value of these contracts were purposely over-
inflated by us (Tender Committee) with the sum of
$30,000,000 (Thirty Million U.S. Dollars only), now that
all the firms have received their supposed payments
accordingly and the projects commissioned, we want to
transfer this over invoiced sum to a trusted foreigner's
account. We have agreed that if your company can act as
the beneficiary, you will retain 30% of the total amount,
60% for us while 10% will be set aside for any expense
which will be incurred (internal and external) during the
process of transfer, since we as civil servants are
prohibited by the code of conduct bureau (civil service
laws) from operating foreign accounts.
Honestly we expect that some money are going to be spent
along the line of getting
the deal fruitfully executed. We expect to lobby some
top officials for them to approve the payment.
All modalities have been worked out with the top officials
of Federal Ministry of Finance and the Central Bank of
Nigeria to facilitate the remittance of this sum of money
into your account within 14 working days of receiving the
following information from you:
(1).The name of the Bank, Account Number, Address and Telex
Number of the Bank.
(2).Your personal Phone, Fax and Telex Numbers for easy
communication.
We shall arrange a meeting immediately with the officials
involved for a face to face talk and hitch-free transfer of
these sum of money into your account.
Note that we have put in many years of meticulous services
to the Government, therefore, we would not want our
reputable image dented. Therefore, handle this arrangement
with maturity, topmost secrecy and urgency.
Thank you, as I look forward to your immediate reply.
Yours faithfully,
Godwin Emeka'
I must be special :-D
'SIR,
I am an Accountant and member of the "TENDER'S COMMITTEE"
of my Corporation, the Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation (N.N.P.C) in charge of contract awards, After
due consultation with other members of the committee, I
have specifically been mandated to arrange with you for a
possible transfer of some funds being an over estimated sum
resulting from various contracts executed by Saipem
Namprogetti and other foreign firms for my Corporation.
The contracts in question were for the following:-
(i)The construction of OSO condensate recovery plant worth
$1.2 Billion.
(ii)Construction of several pipeline network for crude, gas
and petroleum products evacuation, for $1.0 Billion.
(iii) $80M for Turn Around Maintenance (T.A.M) of Port-
Harcourt and Warri Refineries.
The original value of these contracts were purposely over-
inflated by us (Tender Committee) with the sum of
$30,000,000 (Thirty Million U.S. Dollars only), now that
all the firms have received their supposed payments
accordingly and the projects commissioned, we want to
transfer this over invoiced sum to a trusted foreigner's
account. We have agreed that if your company can act as
the beneficiary, you will retain 30% of the total amount,
60% for us while 10% will be set aside for any expense
which will be incurred (internal and external) during the
process of transfer, since we as civil servants are
prohibited by the code of conduct bureau (civil service
laws) from operating foreign accounts.
Honestly we expect that some money are going to be spent
along the line of getting
the deal fruitfully executed. We expect to lobby some
top officials for them to approve the payment.
All modalities have been worked out with the top officials
of Federal Ministry of Finance and the Central Bank of
Nigeria to facilitate the remittance of this sum of money
into your account within 14 working days of receiving the
following information from you:
(1).The name of the Bank, Account Number, Address and Telex
Number of the Bank.
(2).Your personal Phone, Fax and Telex Numbers for easy
communication.
We shall arrange a meeting immediately with the officials
involved for a face to face talk and hitch-free transfer of
these sum of money into your account.
Note that we have put in many years of meticulous services
to the Government, therefore, we would not want our
reputable image dented. Therefore, handle this arrangement
with maturity, topmost secrecy and urgency.
Thank you, as I look forward to your immediate reply.
Yours faithfully,
Godwin Emeka'
I must be special :-D