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Staff members can't win GAD, why has brad@specialreserve won 1?

Everybody dislikes Shaneo, why do I not?

State of Emergency was meant to come out last Friday, why didn't it?

Half term is meant to be a relaxing holiday, why do we have homework?

I apparently do a 'good job' for my paper round, why am I told I only have 1 week left?

Men are from Omicron Persei 7, why are women from Omicron Persei 9?

This is the 'imformation superhighway', why are there no roadsigns?

I am 'gay' (apparently), why am I straight?

Special Reserve can afford to be such good value, why can no other shops have such low prices?

Amazon is nearing bankruptcy, why is SR booming?

You gotta do what you gotta do, why do I don't?

The GeForce 3 titanium series are new top-of-the-range graphics cards, why is the GeForce 4 out?

I get a 1.7ghz PC, will it run Civilization at its proper speed? Or Whacky Wheels? Or Cosmo? Or Monster Bash?

The PS2 can process 70 million polygons per second (snigger), why does it only currently do about 4 million?

Shaneo is actually banned, why?

If not...

Then I'm just wondering why suddenly people have decided to write loads of lists. Oh well, pukka mate.

Fair Dinkum...

If...

Staff members can't win GAD, why has brad@specialreserve won 1?

Everybody dislikes Shaneo, why do I not?

State of Emergency was meant to come out last Friday, why didn't it?

Half term is meant to be a relaxing holiday, why do we have homework?

I apparently do a 'good job' for my paper round, why am I told I only have 1 week left?

Men are from Omicron Persei 7, why are women from Omicron Persei 9?

This is the 'imformation superhighway', why are there no roadsigns?

I am 'gay' (apparently), why am I straight?

Special Reserve can afford to be such good value, why can no other shops have such low prices?

Amazon is nearing bankruptcy, why is SR booming?

You gotta do what you gotta do, why do I don't?

The GeForce 3 titanium series are new top-of-the-range graphics cards, why is the GeForce 4 out?

I get a 1.7ghz PC, will it run Civilization at its proper speed? Or Whacky Wheels? Or Cosmo? Or Monster Bash?

The PS2 can process 70 million polygons per second (snigger), why does it only currently do about 4 million?

Shaneo is actually banned, why?

If not...

Then I'm just wondering why suddenly people have decided to write loads of lists. Oh well, pukka mate.

Fair Dinkum...

Yours is the earth and everything that's in it.

And which is more, you'll be a man, my son!

Anyway.. I have no idea.

I presume Brad won the GAD before he was made staff though. Or he's just amazingly brilliant.

½pint wrote:
> If...

Staff members can't win GAD, why has brad@specialreserve won
> 1?

Before he was hired?

Everybody dislikes Shaneo, why do I not?

He hasn't annoyed you yet?

State of Emergency was meant
> to come out last Friday, why didn't it?

Delays, delays

Half term is meant to be a relaxing
> holiday, why do we have homework?

Teachers are evil

I apparently do a 'good job' for my paper
> round, why am I told I only have 1 week left?

They're humouring you?

Men are from Omicron Persei 7,
> why are women from Omicron Persei 9?

Um

This is the 'imformation superhighway',
> why are there no roadsigns?

Because they were knocked down

I am 'gay' (apparently), why am I
> straight?

Um... no comment

Special Reserve can afford to be such good value, why can no other
> shops have such low prices?

SR are insane

Amazon is nearing bankruptcy, why is SR
> booming?

Amazon is even more insane

You gotta do what you gotta do, why do I don't?

You do

The GeForce 3
> titanium series are new top-of-the-range graphics cards, why is the GeForce 4
> out?

They're hungry for money

I get a 1.7ghz PC, will it run Civilization at its proper speed? Or
> Whacky Wheels? Or Cosmo? Or Monster Bash?

That's for God to know

The PS2 can process 70 million
> polygons per second (snigger), why does it only currently do about 4
> million?

Because it's an old 80s video recorder

Shaneo is actually banned, why?

He annoys people



Hope I've cleared some stuff up

If...Maltesers are supposed to have a crisp honeycomb centre, why do you always get at least one chewy one in a packet.

I like shaneo. I also like calling him a retard :-D

TomUK wrote:
> If...Maltesers are supposed to have a crisp honeycomb centre, why do you always
> get at least one chewy one in a packet.

that is soo true

i have one thing to say regarding this topic........

stupid questions get stupid snswers.....

stop with the questions! youre making me mad!

Another question, in that case:

Tomorrow, do I -

A) Stay home, do some Statistics coursework and have a boring time

B) Ring up mates and go into town or something, leaving coursework for next Sunday evening ;-)

Need advice guys (and gals)...

when... would be another good one