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Bill Gates:
Inventing Windows, a software programme used on most computers - $6 billion
Living a life of luxury with several huge homes - $5 million
Been accredited as one of the most talented computer geniuses - $100,000
Wearing cheap brown knitwear and looking as if you have cut your own hair - Priceless
Mario:
Funky dungarees - §14
Personalised hat with "M" symbol - §50
Plush leather-look shoes - §100
Having a porn star moustache and talking like an idiot - Priceless
Lara Croft:
Tight tank top - £60
Cool Sunglasses - £100
Huge mansion including butler and several vehicles - £10 million
An array of weapons from pistols to rocket launchers - £500,000
Been an erotic symbol for geeks everywhere - priceless
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil):
Training fee for S.T.A.R.S squad - $6000
Leather combat boots - $80
Boob job - $4000
Pistol and ammo - $200
Getting your throat torn out by a zombie - priceless
Harry Potter:
Admission to Hogwarts school or witchcraft and Wizardry - £5000
Broomstick - £6
Magic wand - £20
Glasses - £60
Been a total and utter geek - priceless
Superman:
Cape - $40
Superhero boots - $150
Aerodynamic bodysuit - $1000
Superhero belt - $400
Wearing your underpants on the outside - priceless
Tony Hawk:
Skateboard - $80
Special dual impact crash helmet - $300
Buying a skatepark - $12,000
Knee and elbow pads - $110
Been over 30 and still skateboarding - priceless
Hope you enjoyed these.
-Kyz²²-
Inventing Windows, a software programme used on most computers - $6 billion
Living a life of luxury with several huge homes - $5 million
Been accredited as one of the most talented computer geniuses - $100,000
Wearing cheap brown knitwear and looking as if you have cut your own hair - Priceless
Mario:
Funky dungarees - §14
Personalised hat with "M" symbol - §50
Plush leather-look shoes - §100
Having a porn star moustache and talking like an idiot - Priceless
Lara Croft:
Tight tank top - £60
Cool Sunglasses - £100
Huge mansion including butler and several vehicles - £10 million
An array of weapons from pistols to rocket launchers - £500,000
Been an erotic symbol for geeks everywhere - priceless
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil):
Training fee for S.T.A.R.S squad - $6000
Leather combat boots - $80
Boob job - $4000
Pistol and ammo - $200
Getting your throat torn out by a zombie - priceless
Harry Potter:
Admission to Hogwarts school or witchcraft and Wizardry - £5000
Broomstick - £6
Magic wand - £20
Glasses - £60
Been a total and utter geek - priceless
Superman:
Cape - $40
Superhero boots - $150
Aerodynamic bodysuit - $1000
Superhero belt - $400
Wearing your underpants on the outside - priceless
Tony Hawk:
Skateboard - $80
Special dual impact crash helmet - $300
Buying a skatepark - $12,000
Knee and elbow pads - $110
Been over 30 and still skateboarding - priceless
Hope you enjoyed these.
-Kyz²²-
Well done!
most funny.
Nice.
I'm priceless. No it's true.
I'm priceless. No it's true.
well done kyz22 and great post.
Well done Kyz old chap. Quality post!
heh, good post Kyz22, and enjoyed you review of Medal Of Honour: Frontline too, i think that'll win. I was gonna post my review today, with it only really being newbies and all, but now you've completely put me off the idea. Bah!
Bill Gates:
Inventing Windows, a software programme used on most computers - $6 billion
Living a life of luxury with several huge homes - $5 million
Been accredited as one of the most talented computer geniuses - $100,000
Wearing cheap brown knitwear and looking as if you have cut your own hair - Priceless
Mario:
Funky dungarees - §14
Personalised hat with "M" symbol - §50
Plush leather-look shoes - §100
Having a porn star moustache and talking like an idiot - Priceless
Lara Croft:
Tight tank top - £60
Cool Sunglasses - £100
Huge mansion including butler and several vehicles - £10 million
An array of weapons from pistols to rocket launchers - £500,000
Been an erotic symbol for geeks everywhere - priceless
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil):
Training fee for S.T.A.R.S squad - $6000
Leather combat boots - $80
Boob job - $4000
Pistol and ammo - $200
Getting your throat torn out by a zombie - priceless
Harry Potter:
Admission to Hogwarts school or witchcraft and Wizardry - £5000
Broomstick - £6
Magic wand - £20
Glasses - £60
Been a total and utter geek - priceless
Superman:
Cape - $40
Superhero boots - $150
Aerodynamic bodysuit - $1000
Superhero belt - $400
Wearing your underpants on the outside - priceless
Tony Hawk:
Skateboard - $80
Special dual impact crash helmet - $300
Buying a skatepark - $12,000
Knee and elbow pads - $110
Been over 30 and still skateboarding - priceless
Hope you enjoyed these.
-Kyz²²-
Inventing Windows, a software programme used on most computers - $6 billion
Living a life of luxury with several huge homes - $5 million
Been accredited as one of the most talented computer geniuses - $100,000
Wearing cheap brown knitwear and looking as if you have cut your own hair - Priceless
Mario:
Funky dungarees - §14
Personalised hat with "M" symbol - §50
Plush leather-look shoes - §100
Having a porn star moustache and talking like an idiot - Priceless
Lara Croft:
Tight tank top - £60
Cool Sunglasses - £100
Huge mansion including butler and several vehicles - £10 million
An array of weapons from pistols to rocket launchers - £500,000
Been an erotic symbol for geeks everywhere - priceless
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil):
Training fee for S.T.A.R.S squad - $6000
Leather combat boots - $80
Boob job - $4000
Pistol and ammo - $200
Getting your throat torn out by a zombie - priceless
Harry Potter:
Admission to Hogwarts school or witchcraft and Wizardry - £5000
Broomstick - £6
Magic wand - £20
Glasses - £60
Been a total and utter geek - priceless
Superman:
Cape - $40
Superhero boots - $150
Aerodynamic bodysuit - $1000
Superhero belt - $400
Wearing your underpants on the outside - priceless
Tony Hawk:
Skateboard - $80
Special dual impact crash helmet - $300
Buying a skatepark - $12,000
Knee and elbow pads - $110
Been over 30 and still skateboarding - priceless
Hope you enjoyed these.
-Kyz²²-