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~:CHAPTER ONE:~
“So, another mystery solved hey Gang!” exclaimed Evil Dark, “All by myself too!”
“Look, if you did it all by you’re self then what did I do?” asked Dark Mark
“Well, um, you certainly did not work out all the clever stuff again!”
“What do you mean?” Shouted Dark Mark, “Yes I did! I always do the clever stuff!”
“I was great, again!” Yelled Auf Deutsch as he straightened his dress, “Oh My God!” he shouted looking into my mirror, “My Hair, my hair!”
Out of the cloud of flour crawled Mr. Snuggle Ley.
“Did we get him?” he growled, “Where Maddmun?”
“Here I am Snug!” groaned Maddmun as he scratched his bottom.
“We got him!” shouted Snug as he jumped onto Maddmun as licked his face. “What happened?
“Well I bagged him!” explained Evil Dark, “Here is how it happened……….
We were all walking through the abandoned house when a ghost came out. So, I pushed you guys out of the way and I fought him! I had to run away. While you guys were hidden under the debris, I thought up a plan. I ran and got my photo, and I stuck it onto a wall. As the ghost came up to the painting, I snuck up behind it and shouted BOO! I scared it half to death then it ran away. So I stood there for a while and examined my perfect face. Then as you all should know I ran after him and caught him with this novelty size inflatable of me, Evil Dark, -looks at press- Sold on my website for £9.99, a great bargain- and a net I had prepared just incase we would find a Ghost!
Aren’t I great!”
“No, No, that is not how it happened!” Screamed Auf Deutsch, “Here is how it goes………
I was putting on my make up in the corner of the room with my cool new Pink Handbag, and then I saw this ghost. So, I told it to wait a minute, because of course, beauty takes time. I was nearly finished, you see you just have to get the amount of Eye Shadow correct and then you can look as beautiful as me. I looked around; the ghost had gone to sleep. It was only 2 Pm. I couldn’t have anyone sleeping then. Silly thing, what was it doing, everyone knows that sleeping in the afternoon give you big fatty hips, so I woke it up. I mean I don’t know why people call me a dumb blonde. I am really clever I saved that ghosts image. Anyway, as I woke it up, it looked really angry and it snorted at me, so I gave him my chewing gum, because his breath was awful. I thought I was being nice to it, but it grabbed me leg and took me off to its little lair. Then it left me there, and I couldn’t get out. I just couldn’t find the key –she reaches into her pocket- Oh here it is- but anyway, I had nothing better to do, so I got out my pink kit that was only for emergencies and I gave his lair a make over. I mean, black was so not his colour; Pink suited the place much better. So, when he got back with another victim, he saw the place and just threw me out. Why did he do that? Anyway, I had left my lipstick in there so I went back to get it, he didn’t even pay me for the make over. What cheek, for that I had to do something, I grabbed him and wrestled him to the floor, he threw me off but he couldn’t get up. That idiot has sat on my lipstick and stuck to the floor. That was my favorite lipstick, how inconsiderate, and that was when the police got there.
Has anyone seen my back up lipstick van?”
“What are you on about?” screamed Dark Mark, “Mystery Inc is a gang, we all helped!”
“Yes, Mr. Snuggle Leeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” howled Snug as he licked Maddmun’s face.
“No, I did it,” yelled Evil Dark
“No me!” screamed Auf Deutsch
“Right that’s it, you stupid people, I quit. I am not working with this unfriendly group of retards!”
“No you don’t,” howled Auf Deustch “I quit, but I bet now you will all say I copied the smart one! Anyway, there is my lipstick van!”
“Well, if they go…then so do I!” proclaimed Evil Dark.
That was that. The gang was broken, Dark Mark, Evil Dark and Auf Deutsch all ran off in opposite directions, leaving Snug and Maddmun all on their own with the van.
“Do I quit?” asked Snug.
“No Snug, friends don’t quit.”
“So, another mystery solved hey Gang!” exclaimed Evil Dark, “All by myself too!”
“Look, if you did it all by you’re self then what did I do?” asked Dark Mark
“Well, um, you certainly did not work out all the clever stuff again!”
“What do you mean?” Shouted Dark Mark, “Yes I did! I always do the clever stuff!”
“I was great, again!” Yelled Auf Deutsch as he straightened his dress, “Oh My God!” he shouted looking into my mirror, “My Hair, my hair!”
Out of the cloud of flour crawled Mr. Snuggle Ley.
“Did we get him?” he growled, “Where Maddmun?”
“Here I am Snug!” groaned Maddmun as he scratched his bottom.
“We got him!” shouted Snug as he jumped onto Maddmun as licked his face. “What happened?
“Well I bagged him!” explained Evil Dark, “Here is how it happened……….
We were all walking through the abandoned house when a ghost came out. So, I pushed you guys out of the way and I fought him! I had to run away. While you guys were hidden under the debris, I thought up a plan. I ran and got my photo, and I stuck it onto a wall. As the ghost came up to the painting, I snuck up behind it and shouted BOO! I scared it half to death then it ran away. So I stood there for a while and examined my perfect face. Then as you all should know I ran after him and caught him with this novelty size inflatable of me, Evil Dark, -looks at press- Sold on my website for £9.99, a great bargain- and a net I had prepared just incase we would find a Ghost!
Aren’t I great!”
“No, No, that is not how it happened!” Screamed Auf Deutsch, “Here is how it goes………
I was putting on my make up in the corner of the room with my cool new Pink Handbag, and then I saw this ghost. So, I told it to wait a minute, because of course, beauty takes time. I was nearly finished, you see you just have to get the amount of Eye Shadow correct and then you can look as beautiful as me. I looked around; the ghost had gone to sleep. It was only 2 Pm. I couldn’t have anyone sleeping then. Silly thing, what was it doing, everyone knows that sleeping in the afternoon give you big fatty hips, so I woke it up. I mean I don’t know why people call me a dumb blonde. I am really clever I saved that ghosts image. Anyway, as I woke it up, it looked really angry and it snorted at me, so I gave him my chewing gum, because his breath was awful. I thought I was being nice to it, but it grabbed me leg and took me off to its little lair. Then it left me there, and I couldn’t get out. I just couldn’t find the key –she reaches into her pocket- Oh here it is- but anyway, I had nothing better to do, so I got out my pink kit that was only for emergencies and I gave his lair a make over. I mean, black was so not his colour; Pink suited the place much better. So, when he got back with another victim, he saw the place and just threw me out. Why did he do that? Anyway, I had left my lipstick in there so I went back to get it, he didn’t even pay me for the make over. What cheek, for that I had to do something, I grabbed him and wrestled him to the floor, he threw me off but he couldn’t get up. That idiot has sat on my lipstick and stuck to the floor. That was my favorite lipstick, how inconsiderate, and that was when the police got there.
Has anyone seen my back up lipstick van?”
“What are you on about?” screamed Dark Mark, “Mystery Inc is a gang, we all helped!”
“Yes, Mr. Snuggle Leeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” howled Snug as he licked Maddmun’s face.
“No, I did it,” yelled Evil Dark
“No me!” screamed Auf Deutsch
“Right that’s it, you stupid people, I quit. I am not working with this unfriendly group of retards!”
“No you don’t,” howled Auf Deustch “I quit, but I bet now you will all say I copied the smart one! Anyway, there is my lipstick van!”
“Well, if they go…then so do I!” proclaimed Evil Dark.
That was that. The gang was broken, Dark Mark, Evil Dark and Auf Deutsch all ran off in opposite directions, leaving Snug and Maddmun all on their own with the van.
“Do I quit?” asked Snug.
“No Snug, friends don’t quit.”
Brilliant stuff mate :-)
~:CHAPTER ONE:~
“So, another mystery solved hey Gang!” exclaimed Evil Dark, “All by myself too!”
“Look, if you did it all by you’re self then what did I do?” asked Dark Mark
“Well, um, you certainly did not work out all the clever stuff again!”
“What do you mean?” Shouted Dark Mark, “Yes I did! I always do the clever stuff!”
“I was great, again!” Yelled Auf Deutsch as he straightened his dress, “Oh My God!” he shouted looking into my mirror, “My Hair, my hair!”
Out of the cloud of flour crawled Mr. Snuggle Ley.
“Did we get him?” he growled, “Where Maddmun?”
“Here I am Snug!” groaned Maddmun as he scratched his bottom.
“We got him!” shouted Snug as he jumped onto Maddmun as licked his face. “What happened?
“Well I bagged him!” explained Evil Dark, “Here is how it happened……….
We were all walking through the abandoned house when a ghost came out. So, I pushed you guys out of the way and I fought him! I had to run away. While you guys were hidden under the debris, I thought up a plan. I ran and got my photo, and I stuck it onto a wall. As the ghost came up to the painting, I snuck up behind it and shouted BOO! I scared it half to death then it ran away. So I stood there for a while and examined my perfect face. Then as you all should know I ran after him and caught him with this novelty size inflatable of me, Evil Dark, -looks at press- Sold on my website for £9.99, a great bargain- and a net I had prepared just incase we would find a Ghost!
Aren’t I great!”
“No, No, that is not how it happened!” Screamed Auf Deutsch, “Here is how it goes………
I was putting on my make up in the corner of the room with my cool new Pink Handbag, and then I saw this ghost. So, I told it to wait a minute, because of course, beauty takes time. I was nearly finished, you see you just have to get the amount of Eye Shadow correct and then you can look as beautiful as me. I looked around; the ghost had gone to sleep. It was only 2 Pm. I couldn’t have anyone sleeping then. Silly thing, what was it doing, everyone knows that sleeping in the afternoon give you big fatty hips, so I woke it up. I mean I don’t know why people call me a dumb blonde. I am really clever I saved that ghosts image. Anyway, as I woke it up, it looked really angry and it snorted at me, so I gave him my chewing gum, because his breath was awful. I thought I was being nice to it, but it grabbed me leg and took me off to its little lair. Then it left me there, and I couldn’t get out. I just couldn’t find the key –she reaches into her pocket- Oh here it is- but anyway, I had nothing better to do, so I got out my pink kit that was only for emergencies and I gave his lair a make over. I mean, black was so not his colour; Pink suited the place much better. So, when he got back with another victim, he saw the place and just threw me out. Why did he do that? Anyway, I had left my lipstick in there so I went back to get it, he didn’t even pay me for the make over. What cheek, for that I had to do something, I grabbed him and wrestled him to the floor, he threw me off but he couldn’t get up. That idiot has sat on my lipstick and stuck to the floor. That was my favorite lipstick, how inconsiderate, and that was when the police got there.
Has anyone seen my back up lipstick van?”
“What are you on about?” screamed Dark Mark, “Mystery Inc is a gang, we all helped!”
“Yes, Mr. Snuggle Leeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” howled Snug as he licked Maddmun’s face.
“No, I did it,” yelled Evil Dark
“No me!” screamed Auf Deutsch
“Right that’s it, you stupid people, I quit. I am not working with this unfriendly group of retards!”
“No you don’t,” howled Auf Deustch “I quit, but I bet now you will all say I copied the smart one! Anyway, there is my lipstick van!”
“Well, if they go…then so do I!” proclaimed Evil Dark.
That was that. The gang was broken, Dark Mark, Evil Dark and Auf Deutsch all ran off in opposite directions, leaving Snug and Maddmun all on their own with the van.
“Do I quit?” asked Snug.
“No Snug, friends don’t quit.”
“So, another mystery solved hey Gang!” exclaimed Evil Dark, “All by myself too!”
“Look, if you did it all by you’re self then what did I do?” asked Dark Mark
“Well, um, you certainly did not work out all the clever stuff again!”
“What do you mean?” Shouted Dark Mark, “Yes I did! I always do the clever stuff!”
“I was great, again!” Yelled Auf Deutsch as he straightened his dress, “Oh My God!” he shouted looking into my mirror, “My Hair, my hair!”
Out of the cloud of flour crawled Mr. Snuggle Ley.
“Did we get him?” he growled, “Where Maddmun?”
“Here I am Snug!” groaned Maddmun as he scratched his bottom.
“We got him!” shouted Snug as he jumped onto Maddmun as licked his face. “What happened?
“Well I bagged him!” explained Evil Dark, “Here is how it happened……….
We were all walking through the abandoned house when a ghost came out. So, I pushed you guys out of the way and I fought him! I had to run away. While you guys were hidden under the debris, I thought up a plan. I ran and got my photo, and I stuck it onto a wall. As the ghost came up to the painting, I snuck up behind it and shouted BOO! I scared it half to death then it ran away. So I stood there for a while and examined my perfect face. Then as you all should know I ran after him and caught him with this novelty size inflatable of me, Evil Dark, -looks at press- Sold on my website for £9.99, a great bargain- and a net I had prepared just incase we would find a Ghost!
Aren’t I great!”
“No, No, that is not how it happened!” Screamed Auf Deutsch, “Here is how it goes………
I was putting on my make up in the corner of the room with my cool new Pink Handbag, and then I saw this ghost. So, I told it to wait a minute, because of course, beauty takes time. I was nearly finished, you see you just have to get the amount of Eye Shadow correct and then you can look as beautiful as me. I looked around; the ghost had gone to sleep. It was only 2 Pm. I couldn’t have anyone sleeping then. Silly thing, what was it doing, everyone knows that sleeping in the afternoon give you big fatty hips, so I woke it up. I mean I don’t know why people call me a dumb blonde. I am really clever I saved that ghosts image. Anyway, as I woke it up, it looked really angry and it snorted at me, so I gave him my chewing gum, because his breath was awful. I thought I was being nice to it, but it grabbed me leg and took me off to its little lair. Then it left me there, and I couldn’t get out. I just couldn’t find the key –she reaches into her pocket- Oh here it is- but anyway, I had nothing better to do, so I got out my pink kit that was only for emergencies and I gave his lair a make over. I mean, black was so not his colour; Pink suited the place much better. So, when he got back with another victim, he saw the place and just threw me out. Why did he do that? Anyway, I had left my lipstick in there so I went back to get it, he didn’t even pay me for the make over. What cheek, for that I had to do something, I grabbed him and wrestled him to the floor, he threw me off but he couldn’t get up. That idiot has sat on my lipstick and stuck to the floor. That was my favorite lipstick, how inconsiderate, and that was when the police got there.
Has anyone seen my back up lipstick van?”
“What are you on about?” screamed Dark Mark, “Mystery Inc is a gang, we all helped!”
“Yes, Mr. Snuggle Leeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” howled Snug as he licked Maddmun’s face.
“No, I did it,” yelled Evil Dark
“No me!” screamed Auf Deutsch
“Right that’s it, you stupid people, I quit. I am not working with this unfriendly group of retards!”
“No you don’t,” howled Auf Deustch “I quit, but I bet now you will all say I copied the smart one! Anyway, there is my lipstick van!”
“Well, if they go…then so do I!” proclaimed Evil Dark.
That was that. The gang was broken, Dark Mark, Evil Dark and Auf Deutsch all ran off in opposite directions, leaving Snug and Maddmun all on their own with the van.
“Do I quit?” asked Snug.
“No Snug, friends don’t quit.”