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Well due to that it is near Christmas and everyone is getting so excited about Christmas, what will you be doing during Christmas Day?
Part 1 (version 1)
It is a cold and windy day, and Santa has just finished delivering his presents to all his good little children all around the world, then you wake up, run down stairs, open you presents and you come to your very last one and it is quite big, you take a little bit of the wrapping of you see a bit of the colour GREEN, before you even finish taking the wrapping of, you think for a second... ”this better not be a god damn X-Box”, so you continue to open the present, and you find out it is an X-BOX, you say thanks to your parents then walk slowly out of the room with the X-Box and set it up in your room and cover it with pillows, you then ask your mum you wanted a Playstation 2, and she said
“the X-Box is better, trust me, it is made by Microsoft”
You then reply with “Microsoft failed to make a console and should be pushed in the corner and left to rot”
Then you go to your PC and tell SR what happened, Snuggle Bun then starts to laugh at you the you look at his tagline and it says: “X-Box For X-Mas”, you then look at Snuggly in a weird and most bizarre way and burst out laughing, you are too busy laughing you leave the forums and go and play on the X-Box, you load up Halo, play it for 15 minutes then turn it of, you then play on Splinter Cell and play on it all day and post a topic about it in the X-Box forum saying that it is the best game for X-Box, then you see Smerc’s post about “which is the best X-Box game out”, so you enter it and say:
“Splinter Cell is the best game on the X-Box”
You then go to the phone and ask your mates what console they got; they all said a Playstation 2, then they all ask you and you said a X-Box, they all burst out laughing, then you slam the phone down
Part 1 (version 2)
It is snowy and sunny outside and you decide to open your presents before you go out and play in the snow, you open the wrapping on all of them and find that you have a Playstation 2, so you ask you parents can you set it up in your room they say “Yes”, so you skip along to you room and set it up, you also find that you have Vice City, WWE Smackdown (the new one), the getaway and Hitman 2:silent assassin, you cant decide which one to go on first so you go on SR, ask some members who are posting and they all say either Vice City or The Getaway, so you play on the getaway for 30 minutes then play on Vice City for an hour, you then write a review for Vice, then you go out and play in the snow with all your friends then they go in and you play on Vice City for a bit longer, then on Boxing Day you write a review for The Getaway, you then decide to check out your other games, they seem alright so you write a review for both of them.
The End.
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I will keep adding parts to the story every day.
Thanks for reading.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Smerc.
Part 1 (version 1)
It is a cold and windy day, and Santa has just finished delivering his presents to all his good little children all around the world, then you wake up, run down stairs, open you presents and you come to your very last one and it is quite big, you take a little bit of the wrapping of you see a bit of the colour GREEN, before you even finish taking the wrapping of, you think for a second... ”this better not be a god damn X-Box”, so you continue to open the present, and you find out it is an X-BOX, you say thanks to your parents then walk slowly out of the room with the X-Box and set it up in your room and cover it with pillows, you then ask your mum you wanted a Playstation 2, and she said
“the X-Box is better, trust me, it is made by Microsoft”
You then reply with “Microsoft failed to make a console and should be pushed in the corner and left to rot”
Then you go to your PC and tell SR what happened, Snuggle Bun then starts to laugh at you the you look at his tagline and it says: “X-Box For X-Mas”, you then look at Snuggly in a weird and most bizarre way and burst out laughing, you are too busy laughing you leave the forums and go and play on the X-Box, you load up Halo, play it for 15 minutes then turn it of, you then play on Splinter Cell and play on it all day and post a topic about it in the X-Box forum saying that it is the best game for X-Box, then you see Smerc’s post about “which is the best X-Box game out”, so you enter it and say:
“Splinter Cell is the best game on the X-Box”
You then go to the phone and ask your mates what console they got; they all said a Playstation 2, then they all ask you and you said a X-Box, they all burst out laughing, then you slam the phone down
Part 1 (version 2)
It is snowy and sunny outside and you decide to open your presents before you go out and play in the snow, you open the wrapping on all of them and find that you have a Playstation 2, so you ask you parents can you set it up in your room they say “Yes”, so you skip along to you room and set it up, you also find that you have Vice City, WWE Smackdown (the new one), the getaway and Hitman 2:silent assassin, you cant decide which one to go on first so you go on SR, ask some members who are posting and they all say either Vice City or The Getaway, so you play on the getaway for 30 minutes then play on Vice City for an hour, you then write a review for Vice, then you go out and play in the snow with all your friends then they go in and you play on Vice City for a bit longer, then on Boxing Day you write a review for The Getaway, you then decide to check out your other games, they seem alright so you write a review for both of them.
The End.
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I will keep adding parts to the story every day.
Thanks for reading.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Smerc.
What a Crap story.
Craply written but Crap.
Everyone wants a GC...
Everyone wants a GC...
†HĘ_MĹĐMĂŃ wrote:
> *claps* well written
But rubbish
> *claps* well written
But rubbish
*claps* well written
Well due to that it is near Christmas and everyone is getting so excited about Christmas, what will you be doing during Christmas Day?
Part 1 (version 1)
It is a cold and windy day, and Santa has just finished delivering his presents to all his good little children all around the world, then you wake up, run down stairs, open you presents and you come to your very last one and it is quite big, you take a little bit of the wrapping of you see a bit of the colour GREEN, before you even finish taking the wrapping of, you think for a second... ”this better not be a god damn X-Box”, so you continue to open the present, and you find out it is an X-BOX, you say thanks to your parents then walk slowly out of the room with the X-Box and set it up in your room and cover it with pillows, you then ask your mum you wanted a Playstation 2, and she said
“the X-Box is better, trust me, it is made by Microsoft”
You then reply with “Microsoft failed to make a console and should be pushed in the corner and left to rot”
Then you go to your PC and tell SR what happened, Snuggle Bun then starts to laugh at you the you look at his tagline and it says: “X-Box For X-Mas”, you then look at Snuggly in a weird and most bizarre way and burst out laughing, you are too busy laughing you leave the forums and go and play on the X-Box, you load up Halo, play it for 15 minutes then turn it of, you then play on Splinter Cell and play on it all day and post a topic about it in the X-Box forum saying that it is the best game for X-Box, then you see Smerc’s post about “which is the best X-Box game out”, so you enter it and say:
“Splinter Cell is the best game on the X-Box”
You then go to the phone and ask your mates what console they got; they all said a Playstation 2, then they all ask you and you said a X-Box, they all burst out laughing, then you slam the phone down
Part 1 (version 2)
It is snowy and sunny outside and you decide to open your presents before you go out and play in the snow, you open the wrapping on all of them and find that you have a Playstation 2, so you ask you parents can you set it up in your room they say “Yes”, so you skip along to you room and set it up, you also find that you have Vice City, WWE Smackdown (the new one), the getaway and Hitman 2:silent assassin, you cant decide which one to go on first so you go on SR, ask some members who are posting and they all say either Vice City or The Getaway, so you play on the getaway for 30 minutes then play on Vice City for an hour, you then write a review for Vice, then you go out and play in the snow with all your friends then they go in and you play on Vice City for a bit longer, then on Boxing Day you write a review for The Getaway, you then decide to check out your other games, they seem alright so you write a review for both of them.
The End.
---------
I will keep adding parts to the story every day.
Thanks for reading.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Smerc.
Part 1 (version 1)
It is a cold and windy day, and Santa has just finished delivering his presents to all his good little children all around the world, then you wake up, run down stairs, open you presents and you come to your very last one and it is quite big, you take a little bit of the wrapping of you see a bit of the colour GREEN, before you even finish taking the wrapping of, you think for a second... ”this better not be a god damn X-Box”, so you continue to open the present, and you find out it is an X-BOX, you say thanks to your parents then walk slowly out of the room with the X-Box and set it up in your room and cover it with pillows, you then ask your mum you wanted a Playstation 2, and she said
“the X-Box is better, trust me, it is made by Microsoft”
You then reply with “Microsoft failed to make a console and should be pushed in the corner and left to rot”
Then you go to your PC and tell SR what happened, Snuggle Bun then starts to laugh at you the you look at his tagline and it says: “X-Box For X-Mas”, you then look at Snuggly in a weird and most bizarre way and burst out laughing, you are too busy laughing you leave the forums and go and play on the X-Box, you load up Halo, play it for 15 minutes then turn it of, you then play on Splinter Cell and play on it all day and post a topic about it in the X-Box forum saying that it is the best game for X-Box, then you see Smerc’s post about “which is the best X-Box game out”, so you enter it and say:
“Splinter Cell is the best game on the X-Box”
You then go to the phone and ask your mates what console they got; they all said a Playstation 2, then they all ask you and you said a X-Box, they all burst out laughing, then you slam the phone down
Part 1 (version 2)
It is snowy and sunny outside and you decide to open your presents before you go out and play in the snow, you open the wrapping on all of them and find that you have a Playstation 2, so you ask you parents can you set it up in your room they say “Yes”, so you skip along to you room and set it up, you also find that you have Vice City, WWE Smackdown (the new one), the getaway and Hitman 2:silent assassin, you cant decide which one to go on first so you go on SR, ask some members who are posting and they all say either Vice City or The Getaway, so you play on the getaway for 30 minutes then play on Vice City for an hour, you then write a review for Vice, then you go out and play in the snow with all your friends then they go in and you play on Vice City for a bit longer, then on Boxing Day you write a review for The Getaway, you then decide to check out your other games, they seem alright so you write a review for both of them.
The End.
---------
I will keep adding parts to the story every day.
Thanks for reading.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Smerc.