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Welcome to the annual (X)Boxing Championship! Pitting together the fiercest consoles and seeing who comes out on top! The entrants for this competition are:
The GameCube! (Cheers)
The Xbox! (Cheers)
The PlayStation 2! (Cheers)
And the GameBoy Advance!!! (Murmurs)
12 June, 2002
THE FIGHT - GAMECUBE vs XBOX
WELCOME TO THE FIIIIIIIIGHT! This fight will determine the worlds first (X)Boxing Champion! In the purple corner, weighing in at 200lbs, THE GAAAAAMECUUUBE!! (Cheers!)
And in the green corner, weighing in at 500lbs, THE XXXXXXXBOXXXXXXX!!! (Cheers!)
Before the match starts, lets see what the pundits have to say.
SNUGGLY: The XBox has the apparent weight advantage, and I think he could win it, so I'll go for the XBox.
LOKI: The GameCube looks very nimble footed, I think with his speed, he'll easily beat the XBox. So I'll go for the GameCube.
LET THE FIGHT, BEGIN!
ROUND 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
As soon the match starts the GameCube is up on his feet, dancing around the ring. The Xbox is struggling to keep up and it seems the GameCube is running circles around him. It's all just a game to him!
The GameCube gets the first punch of the game, a jab to the face of the XBox, who is already tired out just from chasing the GameCube! Oh! The GameCube's on the attack! A huge right hook to the ribs and several left jabs to the body of the XBox! The GameCube has him right where he wants him jab after jab, though, the XBox is taking punishment!
What's this, the XBox is pulling the GameCube's hair and made him cry!
(Ding, Ding)
It's seems the round was finished, due to unfair play. Onto the next round.
ROUND 2 -
(Ding, Ding)
Once again, the GameCube is up on his feet, dancing around the ring, but so is the XBox. The XBox gets his first punch of the game, and what a punch it is. A huge swing to the stomach of the GameCube! The XBox has its turn on the offensive now! Some huge right hooks from the XBox, slowly ripping the GameCube apart.
He goes for the Time Sweeper! That's a punch that's seen many great (X)Boxers fall to their grave, ever wondered how the Dreamcast went? Now you know! But, amazingly, the GameCube ducked it and hits the XBox with his Cubist Hook! The XBox is down! As the ref makes his count, the GameCube dancing around the battered body of the XBox, taunting him.
The XBox is beginning to climb the ropes just as the ref gets to 5! He's almost there, and he's up! On 7, the XBox gets up from one of the most vicious punches ever seen in (X)Boxing history!
The GameCube goes straight back onto the offensive.
(Ding, Ding)
The round is finished, that was game of two halves if I ever have seen one!
ROUND 3 -
(Ding, Ding)
This time the GameCube goes straight for the attack and delivers jabs left, right and centre. The XBox hardly had a chance to move!
The XBox is slowly getting more and more affected by the blows. The GameCube goes for the Cubist Hook! But this me, the XBox ducks it and finally gets a chance to go on the offensive himself. Like before, the XBox is battering the GameCube like that huge piece of meat in Rocky!
The GameCube can hardly walk! He's trying to punch the XBox but there's no chance for him to! The Time Sweeper! The XBox connects with the Time Sweeper and the GameCube falls to the ground, flat out. The ref begins to count out the GameCube!
It seems he still isn't conscious at the count of 5! He's starting to move! He's trying desperately to climb that rope and make his way to his feet. He's almost up, but the ref counts to ten!!
(Ding, Ding)
The Xbox has won it! He is given the belt and his hand is raised in victory!
WINNER, AND THE NEW (X)BOXING CHAMPION, THE XXXX, BOXXXXXXXX!!!!!
18 August, 2002
THE FIGHT - XBOX vs PLAYSTATION 2
WELCOME TO THE SECOND, (X)BOXING, FIIIIIIGHT!! This time around, the PlayStation 2 will go head-to-head with the XBox and try to steal his title belt. In the slightly dark blue corner, THE PLAY, STATION, 2!!!! (Cheers!)
And in the green corner, THE XXXX, BOXXXXXX!!!! (Cheers!)
Again, lets see what the pundits have to say.
SNUGGLY: This time around, my money's on the PlayStation 2. With his Disc Tray Dart, no one can beat him. Plus he's quite fast AND strong, so we should see a good fight from him.
LOKI: I disagree, Snuggly, you saw the XBox's Time Sweeper last time around, no one can beat that, the power, the accuracy, the timing, there's no better punch out there!
ROUND 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
Both men are on their feet straight away and look very motivated. They start exchanging jabs but neither seem to be affected by it. The PlayStation 2 gets hit with a sharp left hook and retreats. Like the GameCube, he starts dancing around and getting the XBox dizzy but another left hook stops him in his tracks.
The XBox is really laying into the PlayStation 2, using every punch in the book to get him to the ground. Right jab, left hook, two right jabs, a tickle, four jabs to the face, another tickle, a huge left hook. The PlayStation 2 certainly is battered and bruised.
The XBox maliciously continues his attack on the PlayStation 2, but suddenly, the PlayStation 2 lets out a huge punch to the face of the XBox, leaving him stumbling to his feet. The PlayStation two begins tickling the XBox like mad, and throwing a few punches along the way. But not long into his attack, the round finishes.
(Ding, Ding)
Round 2 -
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 rushes up the XBox and continues his attack. Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, HOOOK! Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, tickle, jab, jab, jab, jab, HOOK! HOOK! HOOOOOOOK! The XBox really is getting battered, and the PlayStation 2 certainly does like his jabs.
The XBox swings for the PlayStation 2, but he ducks and delivers a huge right hook to the of the XBox. The XBox clutches his chest and the PlayStation 2 carries on with his offensive.
The XBox manages to hit the PlayStation 2 with a jab (I didn't want to say 'He jabbed him') and the PlayStation 2 once again begins to dance around the ring, taunting the XBox.
The XBox carries on trying to chase him, but with no luck. The PlayStation 2 then goes on the attack again. Delivering jabs, hooks and some very powerful blows to the chest.
(Ding, Ding)
Round 3 -
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 goes straight on the attack and starts to batter the life out of the XBox. More jabs and hooks slowly weaken the XBox.
The PlayStation 2 is really going for it, delivering huge hooks from all directions! The Disc Tray Dart! The XBox got hit with the Disc Tray Dart and is down for the count! He's completely unconscious, he's not moving at all.
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! He's starting to move, is it too late?! 8! He's Almost up! 9!! He's just about... 10!
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 has won it! Hang on? No he hasn't, the PlayStation 2 has failed the drugs test, the XBox is still the champion.
Winner, by default, and STILL, (X)BOXING CHAMPION! THE XXXX, BOXXX!!!
16 December, 2002
THE FIGHT - THE GAMEBOY ADVANCE vs THE XBOX
The is it, 2002's fighting finale for the (X)Boxing Championship! In the light purple corner, THE GAME, BOY, ADVANCE! (Murmurs)
And in the green corner, THE XXX, BOXXXXXX!
What have the pundits got to say?
SNUGGLY: The XBox will win.
LOKI: The Xbox will win.
Round 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
As soon as the fight starts, the XBox runs towards the GameBoy Advance. What's this? He's tripped and landed flat on his face! How can this be? He's down for the count!
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! This can't be it! 10!!!!!!
(Ding, Ding)
How? The GameBoy Advance has won it!
The ref raises his hand and gives him the belt. The Winner, and new (X)Boxing Champion, THE GAME, BOY, ADVANCE!! (Murmurs)
How did that happen?
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
The GameCube! (Cheers)
The Xbox! (Cheers)
The PlayStation 2! (Cheers)
And the GameBoy Advance!!! (Murmurs)
12 June, 2002
THE FIGHT - GAMECUBE vs XBOX
WELCOME TO THE FIIIIIIIIGHT! This fight will determine the worlds first (X)Boxing Champion! In the purple corner, weighing in at 200lbs, THE GAAAAAMECUUUBE!! (Cheers!)
And in the green corner, weighing in at 500lbs, THE XXXXXXXBOXXXXXXX!!! (Cheers!)
Before the match starts, lets see what the pundits have to say.
SNUGGLY: The XBox has the apparent weight advantage, and I think he could win it, so I'll go for the XBox.
LOKI: The GameCube looks very nimble footed, I think with his speed, he'll easily beat the XBox. So I'll go for the GameCube.
LET THE FIGHT, BEGIN!
ROUND 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
As soon the match starts the GameCube is up on his feet, dancing around the ring. The Xbox is struggling to keep up and it seems the GameCube is running circles around him. It's all just a game to him!
The GameCube gets the first punch of the game, a jab to the face of the XBox, who is already tired out just from chasing the GameCube! Oh! The GameCube's on the attack! A huge right hook to the ribs and several left jabs to the body of the XBox! The GameCube has him right where he wants him jab after jab, though, the XBox is taking punishment!
What's this, the XBox is pulling the GameCube's hair and made him cry!
(Ding, Ding)
It's seems the round was finished, due to unfair play. Onto the next round.
ROUND 2 -
(Ding, Ding)
Once again, the GameCube is up on his feet, dancing around the ring, but so is the XBox. The XBox gets his first punch of the game, and what a punch it is. A huge swing to the stomach of the GameCube! The XBox has its turn on the offensive now! Some huge right hooks from the XBox, slowly ripping the GameCube apart.
He goes for the Time Sweeper! That's a punch that's seen many great (X)Boxers fall to their grave, ever wondered how the Dreamcast went? Now you know! But, amazingly, the GameCube ducked it and hits the XBox with his Cubist Hook! The XBox is down! As the ref makes his count, the GameCube dancing around the battered body of the XBox, taunting him.
The XBox is beginning to climb the ropes just as the ref gets to 5! He's almost there, and he's up! On 7, the XBox gets up from one of the most vicious punches ever seen in (X)Boxing history!
The GameCube goes straight back onto the offensive.
(Ding, Ding)
The round is finished, that was game of two halves if I ever have seen one!
ROUND 3 -
(Ding, Ding)
This time the GameCube goes straight for the attack and delivers jabs left, right and centre. The XBox hardly had a chance to move!
The XBox is slowly getting more and more affected by the blows. The GameCube goes for the Cubist Hook! But this me, the XBox ducks it and finally gets a chance to go on the offensive himself. Like before, the XBox is battering the GameCube like that huge piece of meat in Rocky!
The GameCube can hardly walk! He's trying to punch the XBox but there's no chance for him to! The Time Sweeper! The XBox connects with the Time Sweeper and the GameCube falls to the ground, flat out. The ref begins to count out the GameCube!
It seems he still isn't conscious at the count of 5! He's starting to move! He's trying desperately to climb that rope and make his way to his feet. He's almost up, but the ref counts to ten!!
(Ding, Ding)
The Xbox has won it! He is given the belt and his hand is raised in victory!
WINNER, AND THE NEW (X)BOXING CHAMPION, THE XXXX, BOXXXXXXXX!!!!!
18 August, 2002
THE FIGHT - XBOX vs PLAYSTATION 2
WELCOME TO THE SECOND, (X)BOXING, FIIIIIIGHT!! This time around, the PlayStation 2 will go head-to-head with the XBox and try to steal his title belt. In the slightly dark blue corner, THE PLAY, STATION, 2!!!! (Cheers!)
And in the green corner, THE XXXX, BOXXXXXX!!!! (Cheers!)
Again, lets see what the pundits have to say.
SNUGGLY: This time around, my money's on the PlayStation 2. With his Disc Tray Dart, no one can beat him. Plus he's quite fast AND strong, so we should see a good fight from him.
LOKI: I disagree, Snuggly, you saw the XBox's Time Sweeper last time around, no one can beat that, the power, the accuracy, the timing, there's no better punch out there!
ROUND 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
Both men are on their feet straight away and look very motivated. They start exchanging jabs but neither seem to be affected by it. The PlayStation 2 gets hit with a sharp left hook and retreats. Like the GameCube, he starts dancing around and getting the XBox dizzy but another left hook stops him in his tracks.
The XBox is really laying into the PlayStation 2, using every punch in the book to get him to the ground. Right jab, left hook, two right jabs, a tickle, four jabs to the face, another tickle, a huge left hook. The PlayStation 2 certainly is battered and bruised.
The XBox maliciously continues his attack on the PlayStation 2, but suddenly, the PlayStation 2 lets out a huge punch to the face of the XBox, leaving him stumbling to his feet. The PlayStation two begins tickling the XBox like mad, and throwing a few punches along the way. But not long into his attack, the round finishes.
(Ding, Ding)
Round 2 -
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 rushes up the XBox and continues his attack. Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, HOOOK! Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, tickle, jab, jab, jab, jab, HOOK! HOOK! HOOOOOOOK! The XBox really is getting battered, and the PlayStation 2 certainly does like his jabs.
The XBox swings for the PlayStation 2, but he ducks and delivers a huge right hook to the of the XBox. The XBox clutches his chest and the PlayStation 2 carries on with his offensive.
The XBox manages to hit the PlayStation 2 with a jab (I didn't want to say 'He jabbed him') and the PlayStation 2 once again begins to dance around the ring, taunting the XBox.
The XBox carries on trying to chase him, but with no luck. The PlayStation 2 then goes on the attack again. Delivering jabs, hooks and some very powerful blows to the chest.
(Ding, Ding)
Round 3 -
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 goes straight on the attack and starts to batter the life out of the XBox. More jabs and hooks slowly weaken the XBox.
The PlayStation 2 is really going for it, delivering huge hooks from all directions! The Disc Tray Dart! The XBox got hit with the Disc Tray Dart and is down for the count! He's completely unconscious, he's not moving at all.
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! He's starting to move, is it too late?! 8! He's Almost up! 9!! He's just about... 10!
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 has won it! Hang on? No he hasn't, the PlayStation 2 has failed the drugs test, the XBox is still the champion.
Winner, by default, and STILL, (X)BOXING CHAMPION! THE XXXX, BOXXX!!!
16 December, 2002
THE FIGHT - THE GAMEBOY ADVANCE vs THE XBOX
The is it, 2002's fighting finale for the (X)Boxing Championship! In the light purple corner, THE GAME, BOY, ADVANCE! (Murmurs)
And in the green corner, THE XXX, BOXXXXXX!
What have the pundits got to say?
SNUGGLY: The XBox will win.
LOKI: The Xbox will win.
Round 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
As soon as the fight starts, the XBox runs towards the GameBoy Advance. What's this? He's tripped and landed flat on his face! How can this be? He's down for the count!
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! This can't be it! 10!!!!!!
(Ding, Ding)
How? The GameBoy Advance has won it!
The ref raises his hand and gives him the belt. The Winner, and new (X)Boxing Champion, THE GAME, BOY, ADVANCE!! (Murmurs)
How did that happen?
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
He he clever... reminds me of the old CWF post...
It's all just a game to the gamecube...
genius piece of topical humour.
It's all just a game to the gamecube...
genius piece of topical humour.
Great post Rick! :D
Welcome to the annual (X)Boxing Championship! Pitting together the fiercest consoles and seeing who comes out on top! The entrants for this competition are:
The GameCube! (Cheers)
The Xbox! (Cheers)
The PlayStation 2! (Cheers)
And the GameBoy Advance!!! (Murmurs)
12 June, 2002
THE FIGHT - GAMECUBE vs XBOX
WELCOME TO THE FIIIIIIIIGHT! This fight will determine the worlds first (X)Boxing Champion! In the purple corner, weighing in at 200lbs, THE GAAAAAMECUUUBE!! (Cheers!)
And in the green corner, weighing in at 500lbs, THE XXXXXXXBOXXXXXXX!!! (Cheers!)
Before the match starts, lets see what the pundits have to say.
SNUGGLY: The XBox has the apparent weight advantage, and I think he could win it, so I'll go for the XBox.
LOKI: The GameCube looks very nimble footed, I think with his speed, he'll easily beat the XBox. So I'll go for the GameCube.
LET THE FIGHT, BEGIN!
ROUND 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
As soon the match starts the GameCube is up on his feet, dancing around the ring. The Xbox is struggling to keep up and it seems the GameCube is running circles around him. It's all just a game to him!
The GameCube gets the first punch of the game, a jab to the face of the XBox, who is already tired out just from chasing the GameCube! Oh! The GameCube's on the attack! A huge right hook to the ribs and several left jabs to the body of the XBox! The GameCube has him right where he wants him jab after jab, though, the XBox is taking punishment!
What's this, the XBox is pulling the GameCube's hair and made him cry!
(Ding, Ding)
It's seems the round was finished, due to unfair play. Onto the next round.
ROUND 2 -
(Ding, Ding)
Once again, the GameCube is up on his feet, dancing around the ring, but so is the XBox. The XBox gets his first punch of the game, and what a punch it is. A huge swing to the stomach of the GameCube! The XBox has its turn on the offensive now! Some huge right hooks from the XBox, slowly ripping the GameCube apart.
He goes for the Time Sweeper! That's a punch that's seen many great (X)Boxers fall to their grave, ever wondered how the Dreamcast went? Now you know! But, amazingly, the GameCube ducked it and hits the XBox with his Cubist Hook! The XBox is down! As the ref makes his count, the GameCube dancing around the battered body of the XBox, taunting him.
The XBox is beginning to climb the ropes just as the ref gets to 5! He's almost there, and he's up! On 7, the XBox gets up from one of the most vicious punches ever seen in (X)Boxing history!
The GameCube goes straight back onto the offensive.
(Ding, Ding)
The round is finished, that was game of two halves if I ever have seen one!
ROUND 3 -
(Ding, Ding)
This time the GameCube goes straight for the attack and delivers jabs left, right and centre. The XBox hardly had a chance to move!
The XBox is slowly getting more and more affected by the blows. The GameCube goes for the Cubist Hook! But this me, the XBox ducks it and finally gets a chance to go on the offensive himself. Like before, the XBox is battering the GameCube like that huge piece of meat in Rocky!
The GameCube can hardly walk! He's trying to punch the XBox but there's no chance for him to! The Time Sweeper! The XBox connects with the Time Sweeper and the GameCube falls to the ground, flat out. The ref begins to count out the GameCube!
It seems he still isn't conscious at the count of 5! He's starting to move! He's trying desperately to climb that rope and make his way to his feet. He's almost up, but the ref counts to ten!!
(Ding, Ding)
The Xbox has won it! He is given the belt and his hand is raised in victory!
WINNER, AND THE NEW (X)BOXING CHAMPION, THE XXXX, BOXXXXXXXX!!!!!
18 August, 2002
THE FIGHT - XBOX vs PLAYSTATION 2
WELCOME TO THE SECOND, (X)BOXING, FIIIIIIGHT!! This time around, the PlayStation 2 will go head-to-head with the XBox and try to steal his title belt. In the slightly dark blue corner, THE PLAY, STATION, 2!!!! (Cheers!)
And in the green corner, THE XXXX, BOXXXXXX!!!! (Cheers!)
Again, lets see what the pundits have to say.
SNUGGLY: This time around, my money's on the PlayStation 2. With his Disc Tray Dart, no one can beat him. Plus he's quite fast AND strong, so we should see a good fight from him.
LOKI: I disagree, Snuggly, you saw the XBox's Time Sweeper last time around, no one can beat that, the power, the accuracy, the timing, there's no better punch out there!
ROUND 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
Both men are on their feet straight away and look very motivated. They start exchanging jabs but neither seem to be affected by it. The PlayStation 2 gets hit with a sharp left hook and retreats. Like the GameCube, he starts dancing around and getting the XBox dizzy but another left hook stops him in his tracks.
The XBox is really laying into the PlayStation 2, using every punch in the book to get him to the ground. Right jab, left hook, two right jabs, a tickle, four jabs to the face, another tickle, a huge left hook. The PlayStation 2 certainly is battered and bruised.
The XBox maliciously continues his attack on the PlayStation 2, but suddenly, the PlayStation 2 lets out a huge punch to the face of the XBox, leaving him stumbling to his feet. The PlayStation two begins tickling the XBox like mad, and throwing a few punches along the way. But not long into his attack, the round finishes.
(Ding, Ding)
Round 2 -
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 rushes up the XBox and continues his attack. Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, HOOOK! Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, tickle, jab, jab, jab, jab, HOOK! HOOK! HOOOOOOOK! The XBox really is getting battered, and the PlayStation 2 certainly does like his jabs.
The XBox swings for the PlayStation 2, but he ducks and delivers a huge right hook to the of the XBox. The XBox clutches his chest and the PlayStation 2 carries on with his offensive.
The XBox manages to hit the PlayStation 2 with a jab (I didn't want to say 'He jabbed him') and the PlayStation 2 once again begins to dance around the ring, taunting the XBox.
The XBox carries on trying to chase him, but with no luck. The PlayStation 2 then goes on the attack again. Delivering jabs, hooks and some very powerful blows to the chest.
(Ding, Ding)
Round 3 -
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 goes straight on the attack and starts to batter the life out of the XBox. More jabs and hooks slowly weaken the XBox.
The PlayStation 2 is really going for it, delivering huge hooks from all directions! The Disc Tray Dart! The XBox got hit with the Disc Tray Dart and is down for the count! He's completely unconscious, he's not moving at all.
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! He's starting to move, is it too late?! 8! He's Almost up! 9!! He's just about... 10!
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 has won it! Hang on? No he hasn't, the PlayStation 2 has failed the drugs test, the XBox is still the champion.
Winner, by default, and STILL, (X)BOXING CHAMPION! THE XXXX, BOXXX!!!
16 December, 2002
THE FIGHT - THE GAMEBOY ADVANCE vs THE XBOX
The is it, 2002's fighting finale for the (X)Boxing Championship! In the light purple corner, THE GAME, BOY, ADVANCE! (Murmurs)
And in the green corner, THE XXX, BOXXXXXX!
What have the pundits got to say?
SNUGGLY: The XBox will win.
LOKI: The Xbox will win.
Round 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
As soon as the fight starts, the XBox runs towards the GameBoy Advance. What's this? He's tripped and landed flat on his face! How can this be? He's down for the count!
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! This can't be it! 10!!!!!!
(Ding, Ding)
How? The GameBoy Advance has won it!
The ref raises his hand and gives him the belt. The Winner, and new (X)Boxing Champion, THE GAME, BOY, ADVANCE!! (Murmurs)
How did that happen?
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
The GameCube! (Cheers)
The Xbox! (Cheers)
The PlayStation 2! (Cheers)
And the GameBoy Advance!!! (Murmurs)
12 June, 2002
THE FIGHT - GAMECUBE vs XBOX
WELCOME TO THE FIIIIIIIIGHT! This fight will determine the worlds first (X)Boxing Champion! In the purple corner, weighing in at 200lbs, THE GAAAAAMECUUUBE!! (Cheers!)
And in the green corner, weighing in at 500lbs, THE XXXXXXXBOXXXXXXX!!! (Cheers!)
Before the match starts, lets see what the pundits have to say.
SNUGGLY: The XBox has the apparent weight advantage, and I think he could win it, so I'll go for the XBox.
LOKI: The GameCube looks very nimble footed, I think with his speed, he'll easily beat the XBox. So I'll go for the GameCube.
LET THE FIGHT, BEGIN!
ROUND 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
As soon the match starts the GameCube is up on his feet, dancing around the ring. The Xbox is struggling to keep up and it seems the GameCube is running circles around him. It's all just a game to him!
The GameCube gets the first punch of the game, a jab to the face of the XBox, who is already tired out just from chasing the GameCube! Oh! The GameCube's on the attack! A huge right hook to the ribs and several left jabs to the body of the XBox! The GameCube has him right where he wants him jab after jab, though, the XBox is taking punishment!
What's this, the XBox is pulling the GameCube's hair and made him cry!
(Ding, Ding)
It's seems the round was finished, due to unfair play. Onto the next round.
ROUND 2 -
(Ding, Ding)
Once again, the GameCube is up on his feet, dancing around the ring, but so is the XBox. The XBox gets his first punch of the game, and what a punch it is. A huge swing to the stomach of the GameCube! The XBox has its turn on the offensive now! Some huge right hooks from the XBox, slowly ripping the GameCube apart.
He goes for the Time Sweeper! That's a punch that's seen many great (X)Boxers fall to their grave, ever wondered how the Dreamcast went? Now you know! But, amazingly, the GameCube ducked it and hits the XBox with his Cubist Hook! The XBox is down! As the ref makes his count, the GameCube dancing around the battered body of the XBox, taunting him.
The XBox is beginning to climb the ropes just as the ref gets to 5! He's almost there, and he's up! On 7, the XBox gets up from one of the most vicious punches ever seen in (X)Boxing history!
The GameCube goes straight back onto the offensive.
(Ding, Ding)
The round is finished, that was game of two halves if I ever have seen one!
ROUND 3 -
(Ding, Ding)
This time the GameCube goes straight for the attack and delivers jabs left, right and centre. The XBox hardly had a chance to move!
The XBox is slowly getting more and more affected by the blows. The GameCube goes for the Cubist Hook! But this me, the XBox ducks it and finally gets a chance to go on the offensive himself. Like before, the XBox is battering the GameCube like that huge piece of meat in Rocky!
The GameCube can hardly walk! He's trying to punch the XBox but there's no chance for him to! The Time Sweeper! The XBox connects with the Time Sweeper and the GameCube falls to the ground, flat out. The ref begins to count out the GameCube!
It seems he still isn't conscious at the count of 5! He's starting to move! He's trying desperately to climb that rope and make his way to his feet. He's almost up, but the ref counts to ten!!
(Ding, Ding)
The Xbox has won it! He is given the belt and his hand is raised in victory!
WINNER, AND THE NEW (X)BOXING CHAMPION, THE XXXX, BOXXXXXXXX!!!!!
18 August, 2002
THE FIGHT - XBOX vs PLAYSTATION 2
WELCOME TO THE SECOND, (X)BOXING, FIIIIIIGHT!! This time around, the PlayStation 2 will go head-to-head with the XBox and try to steal his title belt. In the slightly dark blue corner, THE PLAY, STATION, 2!!!! (Cheers!)
And in the green corner, THE XXXX, BOXXXXXX!!!! (Cheers!)
Again, lets see what the pundits have to say.
SNUGGLY: This time around, my money's on the PlayStation 2. With his Disc Tray Dart, no one can beat him. Plus he's quite fast AND strong, so we should see a good fight from him.
LOKI: I disagree, Snuggly, you saw the XBox's Time Sweeper last time around, no one can beat that, the power, the accuracy, the timing, there's no better punch out there!
ROUND 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
Both men are on their feet straight away and look very motivated. They start exchanging jabs but neither seem to be affected by it. The PlayStation 2 gets hit with a sharp left hook and retreats. Like the GameCube, he starts dancing around and getting the XBox dizzy but another left hook stops him in his tracks.
The XBox is really laying into the PlayStation 2, using every punch in the book to get him to the ground. Right jab, left hook, two right jabs, a tickle, four jabs to the face, another tickle, a huge left hook. The PlayStation 2 certainly is battered and bruised.
The XBox maliciously continues his attack on the PlayStation 2, but suddenly, the PlayStation 2 lets out a huge punch to the face of the XBox, leaving him stumbling to his feet. The PlayStation two begins tickling the XBox like mad, and throwing a few punches along the way. But not long into his attack, the round finishes.
(Ding, Ding)
Round 2 -
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 rushes up the XBox and continues his attack. Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, HOOOK! Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, tickle, jab, jab, jab, jab, HOOK! HOOK! HOOOOOOOK! The XBox really is getting battered, and the PlayStation 2 certainly does like his jabs.
The XBox swings for the PlayStation 2, but he ducks and delivers a huge right hook to the of the XBox. The XBox clutches his chest and the PlayStation 2 carries on with his offensive.
The XBox manages to hit the PlayStation 2 with a jab (I didn't want to say 'He jabbed him') and the PlayStation 2 once again begins to dance around the ring, taunting the XBox.
The XBox carries on trying to chase him, but with no luck. The PlayStation 2 then goes on the attack again. Delivering jabs, hooks and some very powerful blows to the chest.
(Ding, Ding)
Round 3 -
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 goes straight on the attack and starts to batter the life out of the XBox. More jabs and hooks slowly weaken the XBox.
The PlayStation 2 is really going for it, delivering huge hooks from all directions! The Disc Tray Dart! The XBox got hit with the Disc Tray Dart and is down for the count! He's completely unconscious, he's not moving at all.
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! He's starting to move, is it too late?! 8! He's Almost up! 9!! He's just about... 10!
(Ding, Ding)
The PlayStation 2 has won it! Hang on? No he hasn't, the PlayStation 2 has failed the drugs test, the XBox is still the champion.
Winner, by default, and STILL, (X)BOXING CHAMPION! THE XXXX, BOXXX!!!
16 December, 2002
THE FIGHT - THE GAMEBOY ADVANCE vs THE XBOX
The is it, 2002's fighting finale for the (X)Boxing Championship! In the light purple corner, THE GAME, BOY, ADVANCE! (Murmurs)
And in the green corner, THE XXX, BOXXXXXX!
What have the pundits got to say?
SNUGGLY: The XBox will win.
LOKI: The Xbox will win.
Round 1 -
(Ding, Ding)
As soon as the fight starts, the XBox runs towards the GameBoy Advance. What's this? He's tripped and landed flat on his face! How can this be? He's down for the count!
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! This can't be it! 10!!!!!!
(Ding, Ding)
How? The GameBoy Advance has won it!
The ref raises his hand and gives him the belt. The Winner, and new (X)Boxing Champion, THE GAME, BOY, ADVANCE!! (Murmurs)
How did that happen?
Thanks for reading
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