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Hello I am here live at the national gaming award to bring you all the news on winners and losers we will have interviews footage and much more tonight but first to the awards…
Welcome ladies, gentle men and games characters to our first ever awards ceremony. Our first award tonight is the best game award:
The nominees are:
Super Mario Sunshine for Gamecube, Halo for Xbox, Metal gear solid 2 for PS2 and unreal tournament 2003 for PC
Super Mario was not a launch line up game for the ‘Cube but it was one of the most eagerly anticipated productions of the year and rightly so it boasted new improved graphics and even got 9/10 in Edge magazine.
Halo was Xbox’ main launch game getting 10/10in edge and selling more than a million copies to date.
Metal gear solid was the sequel to the playstation hit and was truly a great game.
Unreal was also a sequel to unreal 1 and unreal tournament.
And the winner is…. HALO!
I’m here backstage with the production designer from Bungie Hello sir you must be very pleased: "well yes I am really we were amazed, this year had been great for us and we never expected any of it" Thank you sir and well done once again now out real main award was the lifetime achievement award this has been running for a while and the contestants have been whittled down to two: (Note not all of the information is correct and any offence is totally unnecessary)
Our first contender is Bill Gates…
From a young age Bill was cursed; never to be liked but over the years this doesn’t seem to have bothered him and upon creating ‘Microsoft’ he really hit the big time and now with the latest addition Xbox pumped with power he is really doing well for himself.
Hello Bill (Bill walks on stage and nobody claps, promptly some guards hand out money and clapping starts) "thank you thank you" (Bill smiles goofily) Ok thank you Bill and our next contestant is…
Shigeru Miyamoto: From an early age Shigsy (as his pals called him) has wanted to make games and he finally achieve a big hitter with the NES which sold in vast quantities. Hello Mr. Miyamoto!
(Shigsy walks on and smiles clapping is starting) "hello" (Guards once more hand our money and clapping stops, Bill smiles slyly)
Before we announce the winners we have a special guest for you… welcome SHEEPY! (SHEEPY walks on his hair and kilt blowing in the… wind???) Darn sorry bout that, TURN THE GODDAMN AIR CON OFF… Ahem thank you, SHEEPY?
"Yes thank you I do have an opinion on the matter. Shigsy has worked hard Billy-boy hasn’t thank you!" (Tremendous clapping) (Bill gives some money to a guard and SHEEPY in snipered from the balcony)
(The camera cuts off)
1 hour later…
Hello and welcome back. Now the winner is…. Shigsy! (Bill glares) I mean uh BILL!! (Bill smiles)
(Boos come from the crowd) (Bill gives more money to a guard)
10 minutes later the building was hit by a bomb…
3 months later…
Hello and welcome to another live awards ceremony this time it is the turn of the Special Reserve awards. Just to avoid any confusion SHEEPY was not brutally assassinated last time and the arena was not nuked by Bill Gates minions! (Looks edgy)
Our first award tonight is for the biggest retard in special reserve. And the nominees are…
Linking to the past… (Boos)… Top Score… (Boos)… J Savo… (Boos) and… Triads Gangster! (More Boos)
And the winner is… LINKING TO THE PAST! (Mass Boos) (Linking to the past walks on stage and get fruit (rotten) thrown at him) Congratulations LTP you have won "cool what do I get??" A KICK IN THE BUM AND BANNED FROM SR! (LPT gets booted to a section of particularly nasty audience members who tear him to shreds)
Our second award of the night is best newbie and the nominees are…
The Annoying One…Cub…Milf Hunter.. and… Bubbly Babe!
And the winner is… CUB!! Congratulations Cub (Cub walks onstage) "thank you" Any thing else "no" Uh Ok a man of few words. Anyway on to the next award ‘Best Regular’ and the nominees are…
Gerrid…Mystique…Aliboy…and…Tribute
And the winner is… Aliboy Congratulations Aliboy! (Aliboy walks onstage) "thank you thank you I would just like to say thank you to all of the people who supported Special Observe and thank you to the staffies and thank you to the other forum members-" Uh yes I think that’s enough Aliboy we only have a two hour show (under breath) thanks a lot ITV! "But I had more!"
Our next category is best notable and the nominees are…
SHEEPY…AfroJoe…Grix Thraves… and PB!
And the winner is… PB!! We are sorry but Pb couldn’t be here today because he is to expensive for our budget but he says thanks! (And that cost us a lot!)
Our final category is biggest achiever and the nominees are…
½ pint… Grix Thraves…Gerrid…and… PB!!
And the winner is… Grix Thraves!! Grix was also to expensive so we shall assume he is pleased.
Thank you all for tuning in tonight and we may be back next year depending on our budget so by by all!! (The audience wave and so do the nominees someone is holding a picture of Pb and moving it)
Welcome ladies, gentle men and games characters to our first ever awards ceremony. Our first award tonight is the best game award:
The nominees are:
Super Mario Sunshine for Gamecube, Halo for Xbox, Metal gear solid 2 for PS2 and unreal tournament 2003 for PC
Super Mario was not a launch line up game for the ‘Cube but it was one of the most eagerly anticipated productions of the year and rightly so it boasted new improved graphics and even got 9/10 in Edge magazine.
Halo was Xbox’ main launch game getting 10/10in edge and selling more than a million copies to date.
Metal gear solid was the sequel to the playstation hit and was truly a great game.
Unreal was also a sequel to unreal 1 and unreal tournament.
And the winner is…. HALO!
I’m here backstage with the production designer from Bungie Hello sir you must be very pleased: "well yes I am really we were amazed, this year had been great for us and we never expected any of it" Thank you sir and well done once again now out real main award was the lifetime achievement award this has been running for a while and the contestants have been whittled down to two: (Note not all of the information is correct and any offence is totally unnecessary)
Our first contender is Bill Gates…
From a young age Bill was cursed; never to be liked but over the years this doesn’t seem to have bothered him and upon creating ‘Microsoft’ he really hit the big time and now with the latest addition Xbox pumped with power he is really doing well for himself.
Hello Bill (Bill walks on stage and nobody claps, promptly some guards hand out money and clapping starts) "thank you thank you" (Bill smiles goofily) Ok thank you Bill and our next contestant is…
Shigeru Miyamoto: From an early age Shigsy (as his pals called him) has wanted to make games and he finally achieve a big hitter with the NES which sold in vast quantities. Hello Mr. Miyamoto!
(Shigsy walks on and smiles clapping is starting) "hello" (Guards once more hand our money and clapping stops, Bill smiles slyly)
Before we announce the winners we have a special guest for you… welcome SHEEPY! (SHEEPY walks on his hair and kilt blowing in the… wind???) Darn sorry bout that, TURN THE GODDAMN AIR CON OFF… Ahem thank you, SHEEPY?
"Yes thank you I do have an opinion on the matter. Shigsy has worked hard Billy-boy hasn’t thank you!" (Tremendous clapping) (Bill gives some money to a guard and SHEEPY in snipered from the balcony)
(The camera cuts off)
1 hour later…
Hello and welcome back. Now the winner is…. Shigsy! (Bill glares) I mean uh BILL!! (Bill smiles)
(Boos come from the crowd) (Bill gives more money to a guard)
10 minutes later the building was hit by a bomb…
3 months later…
Hello and welcome to another live awards ceremony this time it is the turn of the Special Reserve awards. Just to avoid any confusion SHEEPY was not brutally assassinated last time and the arena was not nuked by Bill Gates minions! (Looks edgy)
Our first award tonight is for the biggest retard in special reserve. And the nominees are…
Linking to the past… (Boos)… Top Score… (Boos)… J Savo… (Boos) and… Triads Gangster! (More Boos)
And the winner is… LINKING TO THE PAST! (Mass Boos) (Linking to the past walks on stage and get fruit (rotten) thrown at him) Congratulations LTP you have won "cool what do I get??" A KICK IN THE BUM AND BANNED FROM SR! (LPT gets booted to a section of particularly nasty audience members who tear him to shreds)
Our second award of the night is best newbie and the nominees are…
The Annoying One…Cub…Milf Hunter.. and… Bubbly Babe!
And the winner is… CUB!! Congratulations Cub (Cub walks onstage) "thank you" Any thing else "no" Uh Ok a man of few words. Anyway on to the next award ‘Best Regular’ and the nominees are…
Gerrid…Mystique…Aliboy…and…Tribute
And the winner is… Aliboy Congratulations Aliboy! (Aliboy walks onstage) "thank you thank you I would just like to say thank you to all of the people who supported Special Observe and thank you to the staffies and thank you to the other forum members-" Uh yes I think that’s enough Aliboy we only have a two hour show (under breath) thanks a lot ITV! "But I had more!"
Our next category is best notable and the nominees are…
SHEEPY…AfroJoe…Grix Thraves… and PB!
And the winner is… PB!! We are sorry but Pb couldn’t be here today because he is to expensive for our budget but he says thanks! (And that cost us a lot!)
Our final category is biggest achiever and the nominees are…
½ pint… Grix Thraves…Gerrid…and… PB!!
And the winner is… Grix Thraves!! Grix was also to expensive so we shall assume he is pleased.
Thank you all for tuning in tonight and we may be back next year depending on our budget so by by all!! (The audience wave and so do the nominees someone is holding a picture of Pb and moving it)
Ha why wasn't I in there!? oh yea i haven't made any contributions anyway not a chance of GAD cuz chipsys got it! haha
Hh you were uh you said you didn't want it because you were to modest *looks edgy*
And where am I? :-|
:-D
:-D
Rapid Fire wrote:
> Anyway on to the next award ‘Best Regular’ and the nominees
> are…
>
> Gerrid…Mystique…Aliboy…and…Tribute
Me? In the smae category as Myst, Gerris (yes, gerris) and Aliboy? Well I never! I DESERVE MY OWN CATEGORY!
> And the winner is… Aliboy Congratulations Aliboy!
I didn't win? The votes were fixed I tell ya, fixed!
> Anyway on to the next award ‘Best Regular’ and the nominees
> are…
>
> Gerrid…Mystique…Aliboy…and…Tribute
Me? In the smae category as Myst, Gerris (yes, gerris) and Aliboy? Well I never! I DESERVE MY OWN CATEGORY!
> And the winner is… Aliboy Congratulations Aliboy!
I didn't win? The votes were fixed I tell ya, fixed!
Hello I am here live at the national gaming award to bring you all the news on winners and losers we will have interviews footage and much more tonight but first to the awards…
Welcome ladies, gentle men and games characters to our first ever awards ceremony. Our first award tonight is the best game award:
The nominees are:
Super Mario Sunshine for Gamecube, Halo for Xbox, Metal gear solid 2 for PS2 and unreal tournament 2003 for PC
Super Mario was not a launch line up game for the ‘Cube but it was one of the most eagerly anticipated productions of the year and rightly so it boasted new improved graphics and even got 9/10 in Edge magazine.
Halo was Xbox’ main launch game getting 10/10in edge and selling more than a million copies to date.
Metal gear solid was the sequel to the playstation hit and was truly a great game.
Unreal was also a sequel to unreal 1 and unreal tournament.
And the winner is…. HALO!
I’m here backstage with the production designer from Bungie Hello sir you must be very pleased: "well yes I am really we were amazed, this year had been great for us and we never expected any of it" Thank you sir and well done once again now out real main award was the lifetime achievement award this has been running for a while and the contestants have been whittled down to two: (Note not all of the information is correct and any offence is totally unnecessary)
Our first contender is Bill Gates…
From a young age Bill was cursed; never to be liked but over the years this doesn’t seem to have bothered him and upon creating ‘Microsoft’ he really hit the big time and now with the latest addition Xbox pumped with power he is really doing well for himself.
Hello Bill (Bill walks on stage and nobody claps, promptly some guards hand out money and clapping starts) "thank you thank you" (Bill smiles goofily) Ok thank you Bill and our next contestant is…
Shigeru Miyamoto: From an early age Shigsy (as his pals called him) has wanted to make games and he finally achieve a big hitter with the NES which sold in vast quantities. Hello Mr. Miyamoto!
(Shigsy walks on and smiles clapping is starting) "hello" (Guards once more hand our money and clapping stops, Bill smiles slyly)
Before we announce the winners we have a special guest for you… welcome SHEEPY! (SHEEPY walks on his hair and kilt blowing in the… wind???) Darn sorry bout that, TURN THE GODDAMN AIR CON OFF… Ahem thank you, SHEEPY?
"Yes thank you I do have an opinion on the matter. Shigsy has worked hard Billy-boy hasn’t thank you!" (Tremendous clapping) (Bill gives some money to a guard and SHEEPY in snipered from the balcony)
(The camera cuts off)
1 hour later…
Hello and welcome back. Now the winner is…. Shigsy! (Bill glares) I mean uh BILL!! (Bill smiles)
(Boos come from the crowd) (Bill gives more money to a guard)
10 minutes later the building was hit by a bomb…
3 months later…
Hello and welcome to another live awards ceremony this time it is the turn of the Special Reserve awards. Just to avoid any confusion SHEEPY was not brutally assassinated last time and the arena was not nuked by Bill Gates minions! (Looks edgy)
Our first award tonight is for the biggest retard in special reserve. And the nominees are…
Linking to the past… (Boos)… Top Score… (Boos)… J Savo… (Boos) and… Triads Gangster! (More Boos)
And the winner is… LINKING TO THE PAST! (Mass Boos) (Linking to the past walks on stage and get fruit (rotten) thrown at him) Congratulations LTP you have won "cool what do I get??" A KICK IN THE BUM AND BANNED FROM SR! (LPT gets booted to a section of particularly nasty audience members who tear him to shreds)
Our second award of the night is best newbie and the nominees are…
The Annoying One…Cub…Milf Hunter.. and… Bubbly Babe!
And the winner is… CUB!! Congratulations Cub (Cub walks onstage) "thank you" Any thing else "no" Uh Ok a man of few words. Anyway on to the next award ‘Best Regular’ and the nominees are…
Gerrid…Mystique…Aliboy…and…Tribute
And the winner is… Aliboy Congratulations Aliboy! (Aliboy walks onstage) "thank you thank you I would just like to say thank you to all of the people who supported Special Observe and thank you to the staffies and thank you to the other forum members-" Uh yes I think that’s enough Aliboy we only have a two hour show (under breath) thanks a lot ITV! "But I had more!"
Our next category is best notable and the nominees are…
SHEEPY…AfroJoe…Grix Thraves… and PB!
And the winner is… PB!! We are sorry but Pb couldn’t be here today because he is to expensive for our budget but he says thanks! (And that cost us a lot!)
Our final category is biggest achiever and the nominees are…
½ pint… Grix Thraves…Gerrid…and… PB!!
And the winner is… Grix Thraves!! Grix was also to expensive so we shall assume he is pleased.
Thank you all for tuning in tonight and we may be back next year depending on our budget so by by all!! (The audience wave and so do the nominees someone is holding a picture of Pb and moving it)
Welcome ladies, gentle men and games characters to our first ever awards ceremony. Our first award tonight is the best game award:
The nominees are:
Super Mario Sunshine for Gamecube, Halo for Xbox, Metal gear solid 2 for PS2 and unreal tournament 2003 for PC
Super Mario was not a launch line up game for the ‘Cube but it was one of the most eagerly anticipated productions of the year and rightly so it boasted new improved graphics and even got 9/10 in Edge magazine.
Halo was Xbox’ main launch game getting 10/10in edge and selling more than a million copies to date.
Metal gear solid was the sequel to the playstation hit and was truly a great game.
Unreal was also a sequel to unreal 1 and unreal tournament.
And the winner is…. HALO!
I’m here backstage with the production designer from Bungie Hello sir you must be very pleased: "well yes I am really we were amazed, this year had been great for us and we never expected any of it" Thank you sir and well done once again now out real main award was the lifetime achievement award this has been running for a while and the contestants have been whittled down to two: (Note not all of the information is correct and any offence is totally unnecessary)
Our first contender is Bill Gates…
From a young age Bill was cursed; never to be liked but over the years this doesn’t seem to have bothered him and upon creating ‘Microsoft’ he really hit the big time and now with the latest addition Xbox pumped with power he is really doing well for himself.
Hello Bill (Bill walks on stage and nobody claps, promptly some guards hand out money and clapping starts) "thank you thank you" (Bill smiles goofily) Ok thank you Bill and our next contestant is…
Shigeru Miyamoto: From an early age Shigsy (as his pals called him) has wanted to make games and he finally achieve a big hitter with the NES which sold in vast quantities. Hello Mr. Miyamoto!
(Shigsy walks on and smiles clapping is starting) "hello" (Guards once more hand our money and clapping stops, Bill smiles slyly)
Before we announce the winners we have a special guest for you… welcome SHEEPY! (SHEEPY walks on his hair and kilt blowing in the… wind???) Darn sorry bout that, TURN THE GODDAMN AIR CON OFF… Ahem thank you, SHEEPY?
"Yes thank you I do have an opinion on the matter. Shigsy has worked hard Billy-boy hasn’t thank you!" (Tremendous clapping) (Bill gives some money to a guard and SHEEPY in snipered from the balcony)
(The camera cuts off)
1 hour later…
Hello and welcome back. Now the winner is…. Shigsy! (Bill glares) I mean uh BILL!! (Bill smiles)
(Boos come from the crowd) (Bill gives more money to a guard)
10 minutes later the building was hit by a bomb…
3 months later…
Hello and welcome to another live awards ceremony this time it is the turn of the Special Reserve awards. Just to avoid any confusion SHEEPY was not brutally assassinated last time and the arena was not nuked by Bill Gates minions! (Looks edgy)
Our first award tonight is for the biggest retard in special reserve. And the nominees are…
Linking to the past… (Boos)… Top Score… (Boos)… J Savo… (Boos) and… Triads Gangster! (More Boos)
And the winner is… LINKING TO THE PAST! (Mass Boos) (Linking to the past walks on stage and get fruit (rotten) thrown at him) Congratulations LTP you have won "cool what do I get??" A KICK IN THE BUM AND BANNED FROM SR! (LPT gets booted to a section of particularly nasty audience members who tear him to shreds)
Our second award of the night is best newbie and the nominees are…
The Annoying One…Cub…Milf Hunter.. and… Bubbly Babe!
And the winner is… CUB!! Congratulations Cub (Cub walks onstage) "thank you" Any thing else "no" Uh Ok a man of few words. Anyway on to the next award ‘Best Regular’ and the nominees are…
Gerrid…Mystique…Aliboy…and…Tribute
And the winner is… Aliboy Congratulations Aliboy! (Aliboy walks onstage) "thank you thank you I would just like to say thank you to all of the people who supported Special Observe and thank you to the staffies and thank you to the other forum members-" Uh yes I think that’s enough Aliboy we only have a two hour show (under breath) thanks a lot ITV! "But I had more!"
Our next category is best notable and the nominees are…
SHEEPY…AfroJoe…Grix Thraves… and PB!
And the winner is… PB!! We are sorry but Pb couldn’t be here today because he is to expensive for our budget but he says thanks! (And that cost us a lot!)
Our final category is biggest achiever and the nominees are…
½ pint… Grix Thraves…Gerrid…and… PB!!
And the winner is… Grix Thraves!! Grix was also to expensive so we shall assume he is pleased.
Thank you all for tuning in tonight and we may be back next year depending on our budget so by by all!! (The audience wave and so do the nominees someone is holding a picture of Pb and moving it)