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Ever wake up in a morning wondering 'Am I Special Reserve's Tony?' I know I have! Well Just take our test and see if you are!
What is the first thing you do in a morning?
1 - Cover Yourself in Toothpaste, wrap yourself up in tin foil and roll around your garden?
This is a trate of Tony's, and does it once a month to 'cleanse himself from the pink robots'. Yes, he has been arrested for it,
2 - Phone Up the Office, ordering your personal slave to make you a dress consisting of £20 notes?
It is a well known fact in SR towers that Tony's Wardrobe contains 1 normal Suit, An 'I'm with Stupid' T - Shirt and 20 costumes made out of money, and it took Snuggly a hell of a long time to hand stitch them all.
3 - Wash your face, brush your teeth and get ready for work?
Tony has only ever been known to do this once, when forced to by Fate, who'd threatened to take away his special teddy.
What do you drive to the office?
1 - A Tricycle?
Tony would never ride such a thing to work these days - not after that little girl beat him up for stealing hers.
2 - Piggy Back?
Tonys preferred method of transport, complete with whip to speed the lagging employees up. BEARDS. is currently the person who has to transport Tony to work every day, thanks to the old playground folk lore 'Newcomer go in net', or, in the case, 'Go insane'.
3 - Rolls Royce
Fate owns 3 of these little beauties, in 'different' colours - Lilac, Sky Blue and Lazer Blue. Although you cannot see any difference, mention it to her and she'll set the dogs after you. Tony has never been inside one of the cars, although he once tried to get inside a miniature one are Toy's 'r' Us
Whilst at work, what do you do?
1 - Go into the shop and hurl abuse at customers who go out without buying something?
This is Tony's favourite pass time when he goes into work, and with good reason. Sales have gone up 300% as scared customers spend money just so they don't get a chase off of the evil ogre.
2 - Scour the streets trying to find some more evil minions?
This was most successful for Tony when he first started Special Reserve all those years ago. Loki, BEARDS., and Mr. Snuggly have all been found this way, as well as many others. Schroeder, however was captured after she went into a 'staff only' section whilst Tony was torturing people. Their were only 2 option - Hire her or Kill her. Seeing as the Chainsaw was out of order, there was no choice other than to hire her.
3 - Sort through files, do paperwork and earn your money
Why would Tony need to do such a thing like that? All those illegal immigrants do it well enough, and for less than 20 pence an hour too.
What do you like to do in your spare time?
1 - Force your pet monkeys to play you at mini golf?
Many have spotted Tony doing this, although he denies it all. Many think i traces back to the mini golf championship of 1995 when he missed a 2 inch putt for the cup. He hasn't been able to play another human since, apparently.
2 - Abuse people at an Internet site?
Tony rarely does this anymore, although, when he does, he does it in style. Copying out huge chunk of other posts and adding little comments at the bottom is done with such prowess and the devotion that only Tony can provide.
3 - Spend time with the wife, read, play video games etc.?
Apart from BMX XXX, in which he has unlocked all of the strip club videos and watches them regularly, Tony rarely spends his time doing something which doesn't involve running, jumping and hurling abuse at people
So, Are you Tony?
If you got all 1's and 2's then you probably are Tony, or a relative of him at least. Only one tribe in the Brazilian Rainforest has been known to do these kind of things. Thanks to deforestation, only a few members of this tribe are left.
If you got all 3's then you are definitely not Tony, and should ask why you though you was Tony, as you clearly are not. You have mental health problems.
If you got a mixture of the 2 then there is definitely something wrong with you sir. You are probably one of Tony's love children from the mid-sixties, and should trace your family tree to make sure you aren't
I hope this mini-quiz has given you some help in finding out who you are and, until next time, Keep on dancing!
What is the first thing you do in a morning?
1 - Cover Yourself in Toothpaste, wrap yourself up in tin foil and roll around your garden?
This is a trate of Tony's, and does it once a month to 'cleanse himself from the pink robots'. Yes, he has been arrested for it,
2 - Phone Up the Office, ordering your personal slave to make you a dress consisting of £20 notes?
It is a well known fact in SR towers that Tony's Wardrobe contains 1 normal Suit, An 'I'm with Stupid' T - Shirt and 20 costumes made out of money, and it took Snuggly a hell of a long time to hand stitch them all.
3 - Wash your face, brush your teeth and get ready for work?
Tony has only ever been known to do this once, when forced to by Fate, who'd threatened to take away his special teddy.
What do you drive to the office?
1 - A Tricycle?
Tony would never ride such a thing to work these days - not after that little girl beat him up for stealing hers.
2 - Piggy Back?
Tonys preferred method of transport, complete with whip to speed the lagging employees up. BEARDS. is currently the person who has to transport Tony to work every day, thanks to the old playground folk lore 'Newcomer go in net', or, in the case, 'Go insane'.
3 - Rolls Royce
Fate owns 3 of these little beauties, in 'different' colours - Lilac, Sky Blue and Lazer Blue. Although you cannot see any difference, mention it to her and she'll set the dogs after you. Tony has never been inside one of the cars, although he once tried to get inside a miniature one are Toy's 'r' Us
Whilst at work, what do you do?
1 - Go into the shop and hurl abuse at customers who go out without buying something?
This is Tony's favourite pass time when he goes into work, and with good reason. Sales have gone up 300% as scared customers spend money just so they don't get a chase off of the evil ogre.
2 - Scour the streets trying to find some more evil minions?
This was most successful for Tony when he first started Special Reserve all those years ago. Loki, BEARDS., and Mr. Snuggly have all been found this way, as well as many others. Schroeder, however was captured after she went into a 'staff only' section whilst Tony was torturing people. Their were only 2 option - Hire her or Kill her. Seeing as the Chainsaw was out of order, there was no choice other than to hire her.
3 - Sort through files, do paperwork and earn your money
Why would Tony need to do such a thing like that? All those illegal immigrants do it well enough, and for less than 20 pence an hour too.
What do you like to do in your spare time?
1 - Force your pet monkeys to play you at mini golf?
Many have spotted Tony doing this, although he denies it all. Many think i traces back to the mini golf championship of 1995 when he missed a 2 inch putt for the cup. He hasn't been able to play another human since, apparently.
2 - Abuse people at an Internet site?
Tony rarely does this anymore, although, when he does, he does it in style. Copying out huge chunk of other posts and adding little comments at the bottom is done with such prowess and the devotion that only Tony can provide.
3 - Spend time with the wife, read, play video games etc.?
Apart from BMX XXX, in which he has unlocked all of the strip club videos and watches them regularly, Tony rarely spends his time doing something which doesn't involve running, jumping and hurling abuse at people
So, Are you Tony?
If you got all 1's and 2's then you probably are Tony, or a relative of him at least. Only one tribe in the Brazilian Rainforest has been known to do these kind of things. Thanks to deforestation, only a few members of this tribe are left.
If you got all 3's then you are definitely not Tony, and should ask why you though you was Tony, as you clearly are not. You have mental health problems.
If you got a mixture of the 2 then there is definitely something wrong with you sir. You are probably one of Tony's love children from the mid-sixties, and should trace your family tree to make sure you aren't
I hope this mini-quiz has given you some help in finding out who you are and, until next time, Keep on dancing!
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Tony wrote:
> That's entirely odd. This happens to me TOO!
>
> I once had psychic experience. We were on our way to see a psychic,
> me and Fate, and I said "I bet she's not in". And she
> wasn't.
That's almost as good as the time when I predicted that a n00b would get banned... ohhh... Be afraid!
> That's entirely odd. This happens to me TOO!
>
> I once had psychic experience. We were on our way to see a psychic,
> me and Fate, and I said "I bet she's not in". And she
> wasn't.
That's almost as good as the time when I predicted that a n00b would get banned... ohhh... Be afraid!
That's entirely odd. This happens to me TOO!
I once had psychic experience. We were on our way to see a psychic, me and Fate, and I said "I bet she's not in". And she wasn't.
I once had psychic experience. We were on our way to see a psychic, me and Fate, and I said "I bet she's not in". And she wasn't.
Nah, I'm not taking the mick. Idlewild are a class band, seen them 3 times now, just thought it's a cool screen name, that's all.
Gabbo wrote:
> This is completely off name but that's one of the coolest names I've
> seen on SR. It's even inspired me to start thinking about maybe
> changing my name, so, err, thanks.
Are you taking the mick? Gerrid has been hounding me because of my name change and he hates it. And he hates my hatred of PC games.
And Idlewild are a band, so try and think of names that way.
> This is completely off name but that's one of the coolest names I've
> seen on SR. It's even inspired me to start thinking about maybe
> changing my name, so, err, thanks.
Are you taking the mick? Gerrid has been hounding me because of my name change and he hates it. And he hates my hatred of PC games.
And Idlewild are a band, so try and think of names that way.
Idlewild wrote:
> You have done well Kyz. This way it makes me look like less of a
> crack, attention wanting bee - hatch than I already am
This is completely off name but that's one of the coolest names I've seen on SR. It's even inspired me to start thinking about maybe changing my name, so, err, thanks.
> You have done well Kyz. This way it makes me look like less of a
> crack, attention wanting bee - hatch than I already am
This is completely off name but that's one of the coolest names I've seen on SR. It's even inspired me to start thinking about maybe changing my name, so, err, thanks.
You have done well Kyz. This way it makes me look like less of a crack, attention wanting bee - hatch than I already am
pop
mikelar wrote:
> I took the test, turns out i'm BEARDS
Is this like fight club? Because I don't remember writing that.
Hrmm, maybe I should shoot myself in the face and see if he goes away.
> I took the test, turns out i'm BEARDS
Is this like fight club? Because I don't remember writing that.
Hrmm, maybe I should shoot myself in the face and see if he goes away.
POPPITY POPS!
gerrid wrote:
> yey for Tribute and his GAD winning waze.
Me win? Ha! Yes. Oh yes. Never
> yey for Tribute and his GAD winning waze.
Me win? Ha! Yes. Oh yes. Never
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