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GAD Club:
- In drunken aftermath of the Special Reserve office party.
Tony: Hey, hey who are you… get off my lawn
Snuggly: I’m Mr Snuggly, Tyler Snuggly, and there is no lawn.
Tony: Oh, I see, well, I’ll be going home now
- Tony arrives home at his bungalow in Soho to find it in flames.
Tony: Is this a hallucination?
- Gerrid walks by is fireman attire
Tony: Hey. Hey you!
Gerrid: Yes…
Tony: Put the flames out, my bungalow is on fire!
Gerrid: I’m not a fireman! I’m on my way home from a fetish party.
Tony: Oh, eww
- Tony, having no place else to stay goes to a local bar where he finds Tyler Snuggly.
Snuggly: So you have no other place to go?
Tony: Nope, that bungalow was my life.
Snuggly: Come and stay with me then
Tony: Really? Cheers
Snuggly: But you have to do me one favour
Tony: Sure, what is it?
Snuggly: I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- Tony draws his arm back and wallops Snuggly right in the nose
Snuggly: Sweet Jesus, I was only joking you fool. Damn, I’m bleeding
Tony: Sorry
- Snuggly kicks Tony in the face, then the two engage in a violent brawl, attracting an audience from a nearby bar.
Tribute: Hey, look at this!
Microchips: Fight. Fight. Fight!
- And so the tradition grew. Every Saturday, drunken men would appear round the back of ‘Juicy Lucy’s Sensual Strip club and Sauna’ to beat the living daylights out of each other. Snuggly became known as the leader and one Saturday night he lay down the rules.
Snuggly: The first rule of GAD club is, you do not talk about GAD club
The second rule of GAD club is, you do not talk about GAD club
The third rule of GAD club is no spamming or swearing.
The fourth rule of GAD club is if it’s your first night at GAD club, you have to make a GAD attempt!
- People flocked from far and wide to win a GAD by pounding another mans face in. There were 3 chances to get a GAD each night in three different competitions: -
- The all out street brawl, which gave a free game up to the value of £50
- The commentary on a fight that again gave a free game up to the value of £50
- The arm wrestling tournament winner that gave a free game up to the value of £25
Snuggly decided the winner of each night but often liked to leave it a few weeks before telling anyone who had won.
- GAD club grew and became popular and they sprung up all over the country. But things turned sour for Tony. He lost his job and had to live with Snuggly in a wrecked old mansion on the outskirts of Racoon City where zombies often appeared to eat their flesh. Snuggly took things a step further than Tony wanted though and started ‘Project chaos’.
Tony: What the hell exactly is project chaos?
Tribute: The first rule of project chaos is you do not talk abo….
Tony: Shut up!
Snuggly: We got hold of some pyrotechnics and thought we would blow some stuff up.
Tony: Are you crazy!
Tribute: Snuggly, you are talking to yourself…
Tony: Did you just call me Snuggly?
Tribute: Yes sir, that’s your name isn’t it?
Tony: No! I’m Tony! Who do you think I am!?
Tribute: Is this a test?
Tony: NO!
Tribute: You’re Tyler Snuggly sir….
- Tony turns on the TV and sees something shocking.
Television reporter: I am here at Special Reserve towers where a large explosion has devastated the building. It is believed to be the handiwork of recently fired employee, Tony.
Tony: No! What’s happening?
Snuggly: I think we both know the answer to that question
Tony: No…
Snuggly: Come on, think!
Tony: Am I, you?
Snuggly: Bingo! You invented me because you wanted to change your life.
Tony: Huh?
Snuggly: I am everything you want to be, I am free in all the ways you were not!
Tony: Oh, so you are just in my mind?
Snuggly: Yeah, duh!
Tony: Ahh, that explains a lot.
Snuggly: Damn right it does.
Tony: So, I blew my bungalow up?
Snuggly: Yep, you big arsonist
Tony: But I as at the SR office party
Snuggly: Shut up, they didn’t thing about these minor details in Fight Club, did they!
Tony: No, that film really didn’t calculate
Snuggly: Brad Pitt did look fine in it though…
Tony: Erm
Snuggly: I am also your gay subconscious…
Tony: Oh nuts
Snuggly: Indeed
Tony: I need to stop project chaos, before they kill… Sheepy!
- Tony runs off to Sheepy’s house with his hallucination of his subconscious in tow.
Tribute: Right, that’s the last of the dynamite
Parr: My back is killing me!
Tribute: Quiet, you!
Tony: Stop!
- Parr and Tribute look at Tony!
Tony: Stop, this display of pyrotechnic brilliance isn’t ready yet. In Holland we don’t rush, we brew the Grolsch slowly for a fuller taste.
Tribute: Huh?
Tony: Sorry, I love that advert
Parr: Crazy deluded idiot
Tony: You have to stop project chaos, now!
Tribute: The first rule of project cha…
Tony: Shut up!
- Tony runs to the local police station to turn himself in
Tony: I am the leader of a terrorist organisation called project chaos.
Gerrid: So, I’m no policeman, I’m just going to a fetish party.
Tony: Damn
- Tony finds the ‘real’ police station and is promptly laughed at. So runs off to put a stop to project chaos himself.
Tony: Stop damn it stop!
Tribute: Spoilsport!
Snuggly: Don’t stop it you crazy fool!
Tony: Shut up, the voices the voices!
- Tribute looks blankly at Tony.
Tony: Snuggly, if you are really my imagination then I can get rid of you when I want.
- Tony puts an electric whisk in his ear
Snuggly: For the love of God, no!
-Tony whisks around in his head until Snuggly had disappeared.
Tony: Phew!
-Tribute is still staring at Tony.
Tony: What, why are you looking at me like that?
-Tribute and Parr grab Tony by the arms and drag him into the back on an old Volvo.
Tony: Ahh jees!
- Tribute drives to outside Sheepy’s house where the explosion is about the take place.
Tribute: Tony, wait here. Parr and I need to get, someone.
Tony: I am duct taped to the seat, how am I going to move?
- Tribute and Parr run off, returning a few seconds later with Gerrid in a nurse’s uniform. They promptly push him into the seat next to Tony and reverse to a safe distance from Sheepy’s house.
Gerrid: Not you again, oh my god your ear is bleeding.
Tony: I’ve been, whisking.
Gerrid: you poor thing, let nurse Gerrid make it all better.
- The two are interrupted by a huge explosion at Sheepy’s house.
Tony: Gerrid, you have met me at a very strange time in my life
- Tony and Gerrid hold hands and the credits role up the screen.
The End
Hope you Enjoyed.
-Kyz²²-
- In drunken aftermath of the Special Reserve office party.
Tony: Hey, hey who are you… get off my lawn
Snuggly: I’m Mr Snuggly, Tyler Snuggly, and there is no lawn.
Tony: Oh, I see, well, I’ll be going home now
- Tony arrives home at his bungalow in Soho to find it in flames.
Tony: Is this a hallucination?
- Gerrid walks by is fireman attire
Tony: Hey. Hey you!
Gerrid: Yes…
Tony: Put the flames out, my bungalow is on fire!
Gerrid: I’m not a fireman! I’m on my way home from a fetish party.
Tony: Oh, eww
- Tony, having no place else to stay goes to a local bar where he finds Tyler Snuggly.
Snuggly: So you have no other place to go?
Tony: Nope, that bungalow was my life.
Snuggly: Come and stay with me then
Tony: Really? Cheers
Snuggly: But you have to do me one favour
Tony: Sure, what is it?
Snuggly: I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- Tony draws his arm back and wallops Snuggly right in the nose
Snuggly: Sweet Jesus, I was only joking you fool. Damn, I’m bleeding
Tony: Sorry
- Snuggly kicks Tony in the face, then the two engage in a violent brawl, attracting an audience from a nearby bar.
Tribute: Hey, look at this!
Microchips: Fight. Fight. Fight!
- And so the tradition grew. Every Saturday, drunken men would appear round the back of ‘Juicy Lucy’s Sensual Strip club and Sauna’ to beat the living daylights out of each other. Snuggly became known as the leader and one Saturday night he lay down the rules.
Snuggly: The first rule of GAD club is, you do not talk about GAD club
The second rule of GAD club is, you do not talk about GAD club
The third rule of GAD club is no spamming or swearing.
The fourth rule of GAD club is if it’s your first night at GAD club, you have to make a GAD attempt!
- People flocked from far and wide to win a GAD by pounding another mans face in. There were 3 chances to get a GAD each night in three different competitions: -
- The all out street brawl, which gave a free game up to the value of £50
- The commentary on a fight that again gave a free game up to the value of £50
- The arm wrestling tournament winner that gave a free game up to the value of £25
Snuggly decided the winner of each night but often liked to leave it a few weeks before telling anyone who had won.
- GAD club grew and became popular and they sprung up all over the country. But things turned sour for Tony. He lost his job and had to live with Snuggly in a wrecked old mansion on the outskirts of Racoon City where zombies often appeared to eat their flesh. Snuggly took things a step further than Tony wanted though and started ‘Project chaos’.
Tony: What the hell exactly is project chaos?
Tribute: The first rule of project chaos is you do not talk abo….
Tony: Shut up!
Snuggly: We got hold of some pyrotechnics and thought we would blow some stuff up.
Tony: Are you crazy!
Tribute: Snuggly, you are talking to yourself…
Tony: Did you just call me Snuggly?
Tribute: Yes sir, that’s your name isn’t it?
Tony: No! I’m Tony! Who do you think I am!?
Tribute: Is this a test?
Tony: NO!
Tribute: You’re Tyler Snuggly sir….
- Tony turns on the TV and sees something shocking.
Television reporter: I am here at Special Reserve towers where a large explosion has devastated the building. It is believed to be the handiwork of recently fired employee, Tony.
Tony: No! What’s happening?
Snuggly: I think we both know the answer to that question
Tony: No…
Snuggly: Come on, think!
Tony: Am I, you?
Snuggly: Bingo! You invented me because you wanted to change your life.
Tony: Huh?
Snuggly: I am everything you want to be, I am free in all the ways you were not!
Tony: Oh, so you are just in my mind?
Snuggly: Yeah, duh!
Tony: Ahh, that explains a lot.
Snuggly: Damn right it does.
Tony: So, I blew my bungalow up?
Snuggly: Yep, you big arsonist
Tony: But I as at the SR office party
Snuggly: Shut up, they didn’t thing about these minor details in Fight Club, did they!
Tony: No, that film really didn’t calculate
Snuggly: Brad Pitt did look fine in it though…
Tony: Erm
Snuggly: I am also your gay subconscious…
Tony: Oh nuts
Snuggly: Indeed
Tony: I need to stop project chaos, before they kill… Sheepy!
- Tony runs off to Sheepy’s house with his hallucination of his subconscious in tow.
Tribute: Right, that’s the last of the dynamite
Parr: My back is killing me!
Tribute: Quiet, you!
Tony: Stop!
- Parr and Tribute look at Tony!
Tony: Stop, this display of pyrotechnic brilliance isn’t ready yet. In Holland we don’t rush, we brew the Grolsch slowly for a fuller taste.
Tribute: Huh?
Tony: Sorry, I love that advert
Parr: Crazy deluded idiot
Tony: You have to stop project chaos, now!
Tribute: The first rule of project cha…
Tony: Shut up!
- Tony runs to the local police station to turn himself in
Tony: I am the leader of a terrorist organisation called project chaos.
Gerrid: So, I’m no policeman, I’m just going to a fetish party.
Tony: Damn
- Tony finds the ‘real’ police station and is promptly laughed at. So runs off to put a stop to project chaos himself.
Tony: Stop damn it stop!
Tribute: Spoilsport!
Snuggly: Don’t stop it you crazy fool!
Tony: Shut up, the voices the voices!
- Tribute looks blankly at Tony.
Tony: Snuggly, if you are really my imagination then I can get rid of you when I want.
- Tony puts an electric whisk in his ear
Snuggly: For the love of God, no!
-Tony whisks around in his head until Snuggly had disappeared.
Tony: Phew!
-Tribute is still staring at Tony.
Tony: What, why are you looking at me like that?
-Tribute and Parr grab Tony by the arms and drag him into the back on an old Volvo.
Tony: Ahh jees!
- Tribute drives to outside Sheepy’s house where the explosion is about the take place.
Tribute: Tony, wait here. Parr and I need to get, someone.
Tony: I am duct taped to the seat, how am I going to move?
- Tribute and Parr run off, returning a few seconds later with Gerrid in a nurse’s uniform. They promptly push him into the seat next to Tony and reverse to a safe distance from Sheepy’s house.
Gerrid: Not you again, oh my god your ear is bleeding.
Tony: I’ve been, whisking.
Gerrid: you poor thing, let nurse Gerrid make it all better.
- The two are interrupted by a huge explosion at Sheepy’s house.
Tony: Gerrid, you have met me at a very strange time in my life
- Tony and Gerrid hold hands and the credits role up the screen.
The End
Hope you Enjoyed.
-Kyz²²-
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Im drunk and felt like poping it. Shut up/=
my problem is worse thatsh yours. And im drunk adi and I cant wqrite propperly. j
*cries, why wont anyone read it*
G®åpô²ºº² wrote:
> *cries and points to Operation Bomb a Day*
*cries and points to his girlfriend and best mate*
> *cries and points to Operation Bomb a Day*
*cries and points to his girlfriend and best mate*
*cries and points to Operation Bomb a Day*
G®åpô²ºº² wrote:
> *cries*
*cries too*
> *cries*
*cries too*
*cries*
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> i don't really like all-speech spoofs. Something doens't quite appeal
> to me.
> Funny description is better in my opinion, back up with an amusing
> quip.
>
> No offence taken, I hope - just not my kind of thing to read through.
I have never written one before but mine might be up your street FFF
> i don't really like all-speech spoofs. Something doens't quite appeal
> to me.
> Funny description is better in my opinion, back up with an amusing
> quip.
>
> No offence taken, I hope - just not my kind of thing to read through.
I have never written one before but mine might be up your street FFF
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> i don't really like all-speech spoofs. Something doens't quite appeal
> to me.
> Funny description is better in my opinion, back up with an amusing
> quip.
>
> No offence taken, I hope - just not my kind of thing to read through.
Its ok, *cries*
> i don't really like all-speech spoofs. Something doens't quite appeal
> to me.
> Funny description is better in my opinion, back up with an amusing
> quip.
>
> No offence taken, I hope - just not my kind of thing to read through.
Its ok, *cries*
even grapo got spoofing...
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