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I figured I ought to enter the spoof off as I posted a serious topic so here you go drunk. Its a shoddily put together copy of Santa clause but horror style.
Once upon a time in a land far- uh a few miles away there lived a young man named ‘Gerrid’…
Chapter 1:
Gerrid is on his PC making fun of the newbies and JATs when he hears a scuffling on the roof. Silent as a mouse he climbs up to investigate and sees, to his disgust that it is J Savo using radar’s to copy his techniques.
Gerrid: Oi! You there! Get off my roof!
Savo: Wha! I’m not on your roof I’m cleaning the air! [He looks around nervously]
Gerrid: Oh yea and I’m gonna fall for that! [Gerrid pulls out a cattle prod and fires but to no avail] NO darn these shoddy counterfeits! [He throws it at Savo who promptly falls off the roof with fright]
Gerrid jumps off the roof into a pile of snow and inspects the body. As he searches for money he finds a small card.
Gerrid: [Reading out loud] He who takes this card will fall under a curse: The spammer of SR has been destroyed there is now a new idiot that idiot is you! No! no! I-I-I won’t do it I-I-I won’t spam.
Gerrid runs into his house and goes to sleep for the night, his slumber isn’t sound however, he tosses and turns having nightmares of his fated future which he cannot accept.
Chapter 2:
Gerrid is driving along a busy road (for apparently no reason) with AfroJoe.
AfroJoe: Hey Gerrid you up for a pootle tonight?
Gerrid: Nah not in the mood [he continues to twirl a pot noodle around a fork]
AfroJoe looks away from the wheel for a moment and sees what Gerrid is doing.
AfroJoe: [Girlish scream followed by] What on earth do you think you are doing! [he slaps the pot away from Gerrid] what is wrong with you!
Gerrid: [breaking down into a crying heap] Oh AJ its awful I have a curse [as if realising something he looks more scared] oh-oh no! you have to go. It said if I declined my position ‘Teeeerrrrriblleeee things would happen!
AJ: Nothing bad is going to happen Ok- [The wenchmobile takes a sudden jolt and falls off the road]
Chapter 3:
Gerrid has been told that AJ is dead and now is at his funeral (??)
The service ends and the people disperse.
Gerrid: Oh AJ! I’m sorry! [he wails uncontrollably]
Suddenly a ghost (Savo) appears.
Savo: all you have to doooooo is accept iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Gerrid: Never!
Savo: Buuuut youuuuuuur lifeeee wiil beeeeeee faaaaaaateeeeeed!
Gerrid: I don’t care!
Savo: Buuuuut shuuuuuuurrrrrelyyyy you muuuussst bbbeeeeeee woooorryed?
Gerrid: Stop talking like that! Don’t call me Shirley! And no I have lost my bestest buddy!!!!!
Savo: Sorry. Hahahaha well we’ll see you will spam!
Chapter 4:
Gerrid is at his house when he realises that he cannot type properly.
Gerrid: o-o-o-o-o-oh no! I-I-I-I-it’s happening!
Savo: [Appearing] yes the transformation has begun.
Gerrid: No I won’t let it!
Savo: Ha
Gerrid: Muuuuuuumm Daaaaaad!
Savo: Come with me to your parents.
Savo leads Gerrid to the freezer and opens it to reveal Mr and Mrs Gerrid in blocks of ice.
Gerrid: noooooo!
Savo: YES!
Gerrid: I know how to stop you!
Gerrid pulls out a revolver. He tries shooting Savo but to no avail.
Gerrid: I know what I have to do now.
Savo: No-no don’t
Gerrid: Try and stop me!
Slowly Gerrid pulls the trigger and blows his brains out.
Once upon a time in a land far- uh a few miles away there lived a young man named ‘Gerrid’…
Chapter 1:
Gerrid is on his PC making fun of the newbies and JATs when he hears a scuffling on the roof. Silent as a mouse he climbs up to investigate and sees, to his disgust that it is J Savo using radar’s to copy his techniques.
Gerrid: Oi! You there! Get off my roof!
Savo: Wha! I’m not on your roof I’m cleaning the air! [He looks around nervously]
Gerrid: Oh yea and I’m gonna fall for that! [Gerrid pulls out a cattle prod and fires but to no avail] NO darn these shoddy counterfeits! [He throws it at Savo who promptly falls off the roof with fright]
Gerrid jumps off the roof into a pile of snow and inspects the body. As he searches for money he finds a small card.
Gerrid: [Reading out loud] He who takes this card will fall under a curse: The spammer of SR has been destroyed there is now a new idiot that idiot is you! No! no! I-I-I won’t do it I-I-I won’t spam.
Gerrid runs into his house and goes to sleep for the night, his slumber isn’t sound however, he tosses and turns having nightmares of his fated future which he cannot accept.
Chapter 2:
Gerrid is driving along a busy road (for apparently no reason) with AfroJoe.
AfroJoe: Hey Gerrid you up for a pootle tonight?
Gerrid: Nah not in the mood [he continues to twirl a pot noodle around a fork]
AfroJoe looks away from the wheel for a moment and sees what Gerrid is doing.
AfroJoe: [Girlish scream followed by] What on earth do you think you are doing! [he slaps the pot away from Gerrid] what is wrong with you!
Gerrid: [breaking down into a crying heap] Oh AJ its awful I have a curse [as if realising something he looks more scared] oh-oh no! you have to go. It said if I declined my position ‘Teeeerrrrriblleeee things would happen!
AJ: Nothing bad is going to happen Ok- [The wenchmobile takes a sudden jolt and falls off the road]
Chapter 3:
Gerrid has been told that AJ is dead and now is at his funeral (??)
The service ends and the people disperse.
Gerrid: Oh AJ! I’m sorry! [he wails uncontrollably]
Suddenly a ghost (Savo) appears.
Savo: all you have to doooooo is accept iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Gerrid: Never!
Savo: Buuuut youuuuuuur lifeeee wiil beeeeeee faaaaaaateeeeeed!
Gerrid: I don’t care!
Savo: Buuuuut shuuuuuuurrrrrelyyyy you muuuussst bbbeeeeeee woooorryed?
Gerrid: Stop talking like that! Don’t call me Shirley! And no I have lost my bestest buddy!!!!!
Savo: Sorry. Hahahaha well we’ll see you will spam!
Chapter 4:
Gerrid is at his house when he realises that he cannot type properly.
Gerrid: o-o-o-o-o-oh no! I-I-I-I-it’s happening!
Savo: [Appearing] yes the transformation has begun.
Gerrid: No I won’t let it!
Savo: Ha
Gerrid: Muuuuuuumm Daaaaaad!
Savo: Come with me to your parents.
Savo leads Gerrid to the freezer and opens it to reveal Mr and Mrs Gerrid in blocks of ice.
Gerrid: noooooo!
Savo: YES!
Gerrid: I know how to stop you!
Gerrid pulls out a revolver. He tries shooting Savo but to no avail.
Gerrid: I know what I have to do now.
Savo: No-no don’t
Gerrid: Try and stop me!
Slowly Gerrid pulls the trigger and blows his brains out.
Nice spoof type of thing
I figured I ought to enter the spoof off as I posted a serious topic so here you go drunk. Its a shoddily put together copy of Santa clause but horror style.
Once upon a time in a land far- uh a few miles away there lived a young man named ‘Gerrid’…
Chapter 1:
Gerrid is on his PC making fun of the newbies and JATs when he hears a scuffling on the roof. Silent as a mouse he climbs up to investigate and sees, to his disgust that it is J Savo using radar’s to copy his techniques.
Gerrid: Oi! You there! Get off my roof!
Savo: Wha! I’m not on your roof I’m cleaning the air! [He looks around nervously]
Gerrid: Oh yea and I’m gonna fall for that! [Gerrid pulls out a cattle prod and fires but to no avail] NO darn these shoddy counterfeits! [He throws it at Savo who promptly falls off the roof with fright]
Gerrid jumps off the roof into a pile of snow and inspects the body. As he searches for money he finds a small card.
Gerrid: [Reading out loud] He who takes this card will fall under a curse: The spammer of SR has been destroyed there is now a new idiot that idiot is you! No! no! I-I-I won’t do it I-I-I won’t spam.
Gerrid runs into his house and goes to sleep for the night, his slumber isn’t sound however, he tosses and turns having nightmares of his fated future which he cannot accept.
Chapter 2:
Gerrid is driving along a busy road (for apparently no reason) with AfroJoe.
AfroJoe: Hey Gerrid you up for a pootle tonight?
Gerrid: Nah not in the mood [he continues to twirl a pot noodle around a fork]
AfroJoe looks away from the wheel for a moment and sees what Gerrid is doing.
AfroJoe: [Girlish scream followed by] What on earth do you think you are doing! [he slaps the pot away from Gerrid] what is wrong with you!
Gerrid: [breaking down into a crying heap] Oh AJ its awful I have a curse [as if realising something he looks more scared] oh-oh no! you have to go. It said if I declined my position ‘Teeeerrrrriblleeee things would happen!
AJ: Nothing bad is going to happen Ok- [The wenchmobile takes a sudden jolt and falls off the road]
Chapter 3:
Gerrid has been told that AJ is dead and now is at his funeral (??)
The service ends and the people disperse.
Gerrid: Oh AJ! I’m sorry! [he wails uncontrollably]
Suddenly a ghost (Savo) appears.
Savo: all you have to doooooo is accept iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Gerrid: Never!
Savo: Buuuut youuuuuuur lifeeee wiil beeeeeee faaaaaaateeeeeed!
Gerrid: I don’t care!
Savo: Buuuuut shuuuuuuurrrrrelyyyy you muuuussst bbbeeeeeee woooorryed?
Gerrid: Stop talking like that! Don’t call me Shirley! And no I have lost my bestest buddy!!!!!
Savo: Sorry. Hahahaha well we’ll see you will spam!
Chapter 4:
Gerrid is at his house when he realises that he cannot type properly.
Gerrid: o-o-o-o-o-oh no! I-I-I-I-it’s happening!
Savo: [Appearing] yes the transformation has begun.
Gerrid: No I won’t let it!
Savo: Ha
Gerrid: Muuuuuuumm Daaaaaad!
Savo: Come with me to your parents.
Savo leads Gerrid to the freezer and opens it to reveal Mr and Mrs Gerrid in blocks of ice.
Gerrid: noooooo!
Savo: YES!
Gerrid: I know how to stop you!
Gerrid pulls out a revolver. He tries shooting Savo but to no avail.
Gerrid: I know what I have to do now.
Savo: No-no don’t
Gerrid: Try and stop me!
Slowly Gerrid pulls the trigger and blows his brains out.
Once upon a time in a land far- uh a few miles away there lived a young man named ‘Gerrid’…
Chapter 1:
Gerrid is on his PC making fun of the newbies and JATs when he hears a scuffling on the roof. Silent as a mouse he climbs up to investigate and sees, to his disgust that it is J Savo using radar’s to copy his techniques.
Gerrid: Oi! You there! Get off my roof!
Savo: Wha! I’m not on your roof I’m cleaning the air! [He looks around nervously]
Gerrid: Oh yea and I’m gonna fall for that! [Gerrid pulls out a cattle prod and fires but to no avail] NO darn these shoddy counterfeits! [He throws it at Savo who promptly falls off the roof with fright]
Gerrid jumps off the roof into a pile of snow and inspects the body. As he searches for money he finds a small card.
Gerrid: [Reading out loud] He who takes this card will fall under a curse: The spammer of SR has been destroyed there is now a new idiot that idiot is you! No! no! I-I-I won’t do it I-I-I won’t spam.
Gerrid runs into his house and goes to sleep for the night, his slumber isn’t sound however, he tosses and turns having nightmares of his fated future which he cannot accept.
Chapter 2:
Gerrid is driving along a busy road (for apparently no reason) with AfroJoe.
AfroJoe: Hey Gerrid you up for a pootle tonight?
Gerrid: Nah not in the mood [he continues to twirl a pot noodle around a fork]
AfroJoe looks away from the wheel for a moment and sees what Gerrid is doing.
AfroJoe: [Girlish scream followed by] What on earth do you think you are doing! [he slaps the pot away from Gerrid] what is wrong with you!
Gerrid: [breaking down into a crying heap] Oh AJ its awful I have a curse [as if realising something he looks more scared] oh-oh no! you have to go. It said if I declined my position ‘Teeeerrrrriblleeee things would happen!
AJ: Nothing bad is going to happen Ok- [The wenchmobile takes a sudden jolt and falls off the road]
Chapter 3:
Gerrid has been told that AJ is dead and now is at his funeral (??)
The service ends and the people disperse.
Gerrid: Oh AJ! I’m sorry! [he wails uncontrollably]
Suddenly a ghost (Savo) appears.
Savo: all you have to doooooo is accept iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Gerrid: Never!
Savo: Buuuut youuuuuuur lifeeee wiil beeeeeee faaaaaaateeeeeed!
Gerrid: I don’t care!
Savo: Buuuuut shuuuuuuurrrrrelyyyy you muuuussst bbbeeeeeee woooorryed?
Gerrid: Stop talking like that! Don’t call me Shirley! And no I have lost my bestest buddy!!!!!
Savo: Sorry. Hahahaha well we’ll see you will spam!
Chapter 4:
Gerrid is at his house when he realises that he cannot type properly.
Gerrid: o-o-o-o-o-oh no! I-I-I-I-it’s happening!
Savo: [Appearing] yes the transformation has begun.
Gerrid: No I won’t let it!
Savo: Ha
Gerrid: Muuuuuuumm Daaaaaad!
Savo: Come with me to your parents.
Savo leads Gerrid to the freezer and opens it to reveal Mr and Mrs Gerrid in blocks of ice.
Gerrid: noooooo!
Savo: YES!
Gerrid: I know how to stop you!
Gerrid pulls out a revolver. He tries shooting Savo but to no avail.
Gerrid: I know what I have to do now.
Savo: No-no don’t
Gerrid: Try and stop me!
Slowly Gerrid pulls the trigger and blows his brains out.