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I've been commissioned by the National Lottery people to waste loads of money in a squalid, fruitless attempt to make theatre popular to the masses. I would write a series of shows based on Porn but I believe that someone else on this forum already is in the process of doing so. I can picture him hunched over his monitor furioulsy knocking one out as we speak.
Anyway this extravaganza will be set in a Las Vegas gambling den (Jabba’s Palace) and will feature any Star Wars character I can be bothered to write for.
A random mish mash of songs will entertain the punters such as:
Han’s lament
“Must I be forever solo,
always remaining the last Rolo,
in the packet of life,
that dirty wookie’s pimping my wife,
Oh will I ever see ya,
You stuck up princess Leiah”.
The Darth Maul rap
“Yo me is the Maul,
I’m hardly in this at all,
Bo”
The hilarious Chewie does Bassey
“Arrrrwwlgrrrrrr, nrrrrrrrr awookrrrrrr
AWWWWWWWWWLLLLRRRRRR!”
The show will reach it’s staggering denouement when Vader uncovers the reason behind Luke’s winning streak on the roulette table.
“So you have a system! Obi-wan was wise to hide it from me. Now his failure is complete”.
Throughout the entire 12 hour show Jar-Jar will be beaten by a stick, a symbolic expression of the evils of gambling and also because he is a Gungan Obi-wan cur.
Anyway this extravaganza will be set in a Las Vegas gambling den (Jabba’s Palace) and will feature any Star Wars character I can be bothered to write for.
A random mish mash of songs will entertain the punters such as:
Han’s lament
“Must I be forever solo,
always remaining the last Rolo,
in the packet of life,
that dirty wookie’s pimping my wife,
Oh will I ever see ya,
You stuck up princess Leiah”.
The Darth Maul rap
“Yo me is the Maul,
I’m hardly in this at all,
Bo”
The hilarious Chewie does Bassey
“Arrrrwwlgrrrrrr, nrrrrrrrr awookrrrrrr
AWWWWWWWWWLLLLRRRRRR!”
The show will reach it’s staggering denouement when Vader uncovers the reason behind Luke’s winning streak on the roulette table.
“So you have a system! Obi-wan was wise to hide it from me. Now his failure is complete”.
Throughout the entire 12 hour show Jar-Jar will be beaten by a stick, a symbolic expression of the evils of gambling and also because he is a Gungan Obi-wan cur.
Hehe.
I've been commissioned by the National Lottery people to waste loads of money in a squalid, fruitless attempt to make theatre popular to the masses. I would write a series of shows based on Porn but I believe that someone else on this forum already is in the process of doing so. I can picture him hunched over his monitor furioulsy knocking one out as we speak.
Anyway this extravaganza will be set in a Las Vegas gambling den (Jabba’s Palace) and will feature any Star Wars character I can be bothered to write for.
A random mish mash of songs will entertain the punters such as:
Han’s lament
“Must I be forever solo,
always remaining the last Rolo,
in the packet of life,
that dirty wookie’s pimping my wife,
Oh will I ever see ya,
You stuck up princess Leiah”.
The Darth Maul rap
“Yo me is the Maul,
I’m hardly in this at all,
Bo”
The hilarious Chewie does Bassey
“Arrrrwwlgrrrrrr, nrrrrrrrr awookrrrrrr
AWWWWWWWWWLLLLRRRRRR!”
The show will reach it’s staggering denouement when Vader uncovers the reason behind Luke’s winning streak on the roulette table.
“So you have a system! Obi-wan was wise to hide it from me. Now his failure is complete”.
Throughout the entire 12 hour show Jar-Jar will be beaten by a stick, a symbolic expression of the evils of gambling and also because he is a Gungan Obi-wan cur.
Anyway this extravaganza will be set in a Las Vegas gambling den (Jabba’s Palace) and will feature any Star Wars character I can be bothered to write for.
A random mish mash of songs will entertain the punters such as:
Han’s lament
“Must I be forever solo,
always remaining the last Rolo,
in the packet of life,
that dirty wookie’s pimping my wife,
Oh will I ever see ya,
You stuck up princess Leiah”.
The Darth Maul rap
“Yo me is the Maul,
I’m hardly in this at all,
Bo”
The hilarious Chewie does Bassey
“Arrrrwwlgrrrrrr, nrrrrrrrr awookrrrrrr
AWWWWWWWWWLLLLRRRRRR!”
The show will reach it’s staggering denouement when Vader uncovers the reason behind Luke’s winning streak on the roulette table.
“So you have a system! Obi-wan was wise to hide it from me. Now his failure is complete”.
Throughout the entire 12 hour show Jar-Jar will be beaten by a stick, a symbolic expression of the evils of gambling and also because he is a Gungan Obi-wan cur.