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Today the US government launched an anti terror operation. The US vice president Richard (dick) Cheney gave this announcement to International news: “the only way to combat terror is to terrorise the world ourselves. Whoever stands in our way will be killed, unless the government of the country in question gives us a load of money, or shines ma shoes! Oh yes, this operation is called ‘Bomb a Day’”. After this announcement the whole world was in shock, well not so much shock as surprise, well not so much surprise as ‘unsuprise’. The US has been doing this for years, now they just give it a name? Anyway, shortly after Cheney’s speech George W(illy) Bush gave the world his words: “where’s my controller for the Microsoft guided missiles you skinny geek?” Bush shouted at Microsoft’s headman Billy Gates. “Oh we’re on air, ahem, PEOPLE of the world, we will combat terrorism, that is all”
There was some controversy over where the US government had got the idea for this operation. One spokesman said British President, I mean Prime Minister, Tony ‘blagging’ Blair had given Bush the idea during one rampant ‘doggy’ session, but no Labour Party members would comment (surprising). However this wasn’t true. Bushy had got the idea from a little UK based company that wished to remain anonymous. For the sake of these writings it shall be known as Special R, no wait, S Reserve. This company runs a similar scheme where it gives out games. Members of this strangely run company (most of them known as ‘newbies’) say that the scheme is unfair, and they might as well be giving out bombs. Well Bush, not one to go against what the world wants, took this idea (which was first said by a crazy poster named Judah Ben-Hur) and developed operation ‘Bomb a Day’.
So it was the eve before operation bomb a day was going to start. S Reserve had heard about this and were feeling guilty that it couldn’t control the babble that people were writing on their forums. The staff of S Reserve wanted to make up for this by stopping operation Bomb a Day (not only was it going to destroy the world but it was giving SR a bad name). So BEARDS, Mr. Snuggly, Tony and Schroeder got on the first deliver van they could find and drove to the Whitehouse in the US of A. The staff put operation get ‘Game a Days name back and save the world’ into play. Mr. Snuggly turned to speak to the others when Tony cut in: “right here we go, this is whats going to happen. I’m going to run a competition where the person who makes a little boat out of paper the fastest will choose what we do. Oh and the winner will be chosen by myself in 30 days”. “Tony, I don’t mean to be rude but we have exactly three hours to save the world, we don’t have time for your little competitions” BEARDS said with no remorse. “Look, this is what we do” Mr. Snuggly said, giving a harsh look in Tony’s direction. “We will break down the door to the Whitehouse using BEARDS crazy Samson technique. Tony you will take care of the guards by setting them competitions to be getting on with, and when we get into the Oval office its Schroeder’s time to shine. Everyone clear?” Mr. Snuggly then gave the go ahead and BEARDS got going on the front door.
In no time they were through the front door, and Tony was dishing out competitions like there were a million games to give away. Once through the main hall they looked at the Whitehouse guide. ‘You are here’, a big arrow pointed to the hall the four were standing in. “Lucky the Americans are so stupid aye Snuggles” Schroeder said to Mr. Snuggly with a flick of her hair. “Er yes Schroeder” Mr. S said smiling. “Look we are out of the SR Towers office now so none of that Schroedy”. “ Look we just have to take the door on the left and it leads straight into the Oval office” BEARDS commanded, “lets go”. The door to the office was guarded, but Tony gave out the hardest competition ever. “Write why we shouldn’t be allowed into the Oval Office in 300 words”. So with the guards occupied with Tony’s “hard” competition the four SR staff members sneaked in.
The four of them were standing in the middle of the office. BEARDS armed with his bare hands and forearms like tree trunks. Mr. Snuggly armed with his banning finger, Tony armed with his competition writing note pen and Schroeder was armed with her copy of ‘how to stop flirting in three easy steps’. “Ok Schroedy it’s your chance to show us what you’re made of,” said Mr. Snuggly. So Schroeder walked up to Bush’s chair, George Willy was playing with his Microsoft endorsed mouse pretending it was a space ship. Schroeder tapped Bush on the shoulder, and he swang his chair round to be greeted by “happy birthday Mr. President, happy birthday to you”. “What its ma birthday, gawd bless me and many happy returns to me. I feel like celebrating, lets bomb someone!” Bush ran off to his ‘Bombing room’ and the four were able to locate the Microsoft missile controller and destroy it once and for all. The world was saved; Game a Day was saved and the SR staff members all lived happily ever after in SR Towers.
An unhappy Schroeder left the Whitehouse, alone, without what she thought would be her new Boyfriend, president Georgie Willy Bush. “Oh well back to the problems forum to flirt with some newbies”
The end.
There was some controversy over where the US government had got the idea for this operation. One spokesman said British President, I mean Prime Minister, Tony ‘blagging’ Blair had given Bush the idea during one rampant ‘doggy’ session, but no Labour Party members would comment (surprising). However this wasn’t true. Bushy had got the idea from a little UK based company that wished to remain anonymous. For the sake of these writings it shall be known as Special R, no wait, S Reserve. This company runs a similar scheme where it gives out games. Members of this strangely run company (most of them known as ‘newbies’) say that the scheme is unfair, and they might as well be giving out bombs. Well Bush, not one to go against what the world wants, took this idea (which was first said by a crazy poster named Judah Ben-Hur) and developed operation ‘Bomb a Day’.
So it was the eve before operation bomb a day was going to start. S Reserve had heard about this and were feeling guilty that it couldn’t control the babble that people were writing on their forums. The staff of S Reserve wanted to make up for this by stopping operation Bomb a Day (not only was it going to destroy the world but it was giving SR a bad name). So BEARDS, Mr. Snuggly, Tony and Schroeder got on the first deliver van they could find and drove to the Whitehouse in the US of A. The staff put operation get ‘Game a Days name back and save the world’ into play. Mr. Snuggly turned to speak to the others when Tony cut in: “right here we go, this is whats going to happen. I’m going to run a competition where the person who makes a little boat out of paper the fastest will choose what we do. Oh and the winner will be chosen by myself in 30 days”. “Tony, I don’t mean to be rude but we have exactly three hours to save the world, we don’t have time for your little competitions” BEARDS said with no remorse. “Look, this is what we do” Mr. Snuggly said, giving a harsh look in Tony’s direction. “We will break down the door to the Whitehouse using BEARDS crazy Samson technique. Tony you will take care of the guards by setting them competitions to be getting on with, and when we get into the Oval office its Schroeder’s time to shine. Everyone clear?” Mr. Snuggly then gave the go ahead and BEARDS got going on the front door.
In no time they were through the front door, and Tony was dishing out competitions like there were a million games to give away. Once through the main hall they looked at the Whitehouse guide. ‘You are here’, a big arrow pointed to the hall the four were standing in. “Lucky the Americans are so stupid aye Snuggles” Schroeder said to Mr. Snuggly with a flick of her hair. “Er yes Schroeder” Mr. S said smiling. “Look we are out of the SR Towers office now so none of that Schroedy”. “ Look we just have to take the door on the left and it leads straight into the Oval office” BEARDS commanded, “lets go”. The door to the office was guarded, but Tony gave out the hardest competition ever. “Write why we shouldn’t be allowed into the Oval Office in 300 words”. So with the guards occupied with Tony’s “hard” competition the four SR staff members sneaked in.
The four of them were standing in the middle of the office. BEARDS armed with his bare hands and forearms like tree trunks. Mr. Snuggly armed with his banning finger, Tony armed with his competition writing note pen and Schroeder was armed with her copy of ‘how to stop flirting in three easy steps’. “Ok Schroedy it’s your chance to show us what you’re made of,” said Mr. Snuggly. So Schroeder walked up to Bush’s chair, George Willy was playing with his Microsoft endorsed mouse pretending it was a space ship. Schroeder tapped Bush on the shoulder, and he swang his chair round to be greeted by “happy birthday Mr. President, happy birthday to you”. “What its ma birthday, gawd bless me and many happy returns to me. I feel like celebrating, lets bomb someone!” Bush ran off to his ‘Bombing room’ and the four were able to locate the Microsoft missile controller and destroy it once and for all. The world was saved; Game a Day was saved and the SR staff members all lived happily ever after in SR Towers.
An unhappy Schroeder left the Whitehouse, alone, without what she thought would be her new Boyfriend, president Georgie Willy Bush. “Oh well back to the problems forum to flirt with some newbies”
The end.
Thanks for the positive stuff guys.
Oh didnt read this one i made another thread...
FFF your wrong, stuff usage = 6
and good spoof grapo
and good spoof grapo
You were right, I did like that better : )
Good stuff.
Although, no where near as good as my stuff.
I have the same problem as you - no-one reads my stuff. So you wouldn't know what 'my stuff' is.
Anyway, good stuff
*Stuff usage = 5*
***New Record***
Good stuff.
Although, no where near as good as my stuff.
I have the same problem as you - no-one reads my stuff. So you wouldn't know what 'my stuff' is.
Anyway, good stuff
*Stuff usage = 5*
***New Record***
gr8 :)
sorry double posting, or triple posting?
Because no one likes me and i post drivel i'm sorry you guys!
Because no one likes me and i post drivel i'm sorry you guys!
Hey that was actually pretty brilliant!!!!!
Very good but I don't understand why noone is reading it.
Very good but I don't understand why noone is reading it.
Today the US government launched an anti terror operation. The US vice president Richard (dick) Cheney gave this announcement to International news: “the only way to combat terror is to terrorise the world ourselves. Whoever stands in our way will be killed, unless the government of the country in question gives us a load of money, or shines ma shoes! Oh yes, this operation is called ‘Bomb a Day’”. After this announcement the whole world was in shock, well not so much shock as surprise, well not so much surprise as ‘unsuprise’. The US has been doing this for years, now they just give it a name? Anyway, shortly after Cheney’s speech George W(illy) Bush gave the world his words: “where’s my controller for the Microsoft guided missiles you skinny geek?” Bush shouted at Microsoft’s headman Billy Gates. “Oh we’re on air, ahem, PEOPLE of the world, we will combat terrorism, that is all”
There was some controversy over where the US government had got the idea for this operation. One spokesman said British President, I mean Prime Minister, Tony ‘blagging’ Blair had given Bush the idea during one rampant ‘doggy’ session, but no Labour Party members would comment (surprising). However this wasn’t true. Bushy had got the idea from a little UK based company that wished to remain anonymous. For the sake of these writings it shall be known as Special R, no wait, S Reserve. This company runs a similar scheme where it gives out games. Members of this strangely run company (most of them known as ‘newbies’) say that the scheme is unfair, and they might as well be giving out bombs. Well Bush, not one to go against what the world wants, took this idea (which was first said by a crazy poster named Judah Ben-Hur) and developed operation ‘Bomb a Day’.
So it was the eve before operation bomb a day was going to start. S Reserve had heard about this and were feeling guilty that it couldn’t control the babble that people were writing on their forums. The staff of S Reserve wanted to make up for this by stopping operation Bomb a Day (not only was it going to destroy the world but it was giving SR a bad name). So BEARDS, Mr. Snuggly, Tony and Schroeder got on the first deliver van they could find and drove to the Whitehouse in the US of A. The staff put operation get ‘Game a Days name back and save the world’ into play. Mr. Snuggly turned to speak to the others when Tony cut in: “right here we go, this is whats going to happen. I’m going to run a competition where the person who makes a little boat out of paper the fastest will choose what we do. Oh and the winner will be chosen by myself in 30 days”. “Tony, I don’t mean to be rude but we have exactly three hours to save the world, we don’t have time for your little competitions” BEARDS said with no remorse. “Look, this is what we do” Mr. Snuggly said, giving a harsh look in Tony’s direction. “We will break down the door to the Whitehouse using BEARDS crazy Samson technique. Tony you will take care of the guards by setting them competitions to be getting on with, and when we get into the Oval office its Schroeder’s time to shine. Everyone clear?” Mr. Snuggly then gave the go ahead and BEARDS got going on the front door.
In no time they were through the front door, and Tony was dishing out competitions like there were a million games to give away. Once through the main hall they looked at the Whitehouse guide. ‘You are here’, a big arrow pointed to the hall the four were standing in. “Lucky the Americans are so stupid aye Snuggles” Schroeder said to Mr. Snuggly with a flick of her hair. “Er yes Schroeder” Mr. S said smiling. “Look we are out of the SR Towers office now so none of that Schroedy”. “ Look we just have to take the door on the left and it leads straight into the Oval office” BEARDS commanded, “lets go”. The door to the office was guarded, but Tony gave out the hardest competition ever. “Write why we shouldn’t be allowed into the Oval Office in 300 words”. So with the guards occupied with Tony’s “hard” competition the four SR staff members sneaked in.
The four of them were standing in the middle of the office. BEARDS armed with his bare hands and forearms like tree trunks. Mr. Snuggly armed with his banning finger, Tony armed with his competition writing note pen and Schroeder was armed with her copy of ‘how to stop flirting in three easy steps’. “Ok Schroedy it’s your chance to show us what you’re made of,” said Mr. Snuggly. So Schroeder walked up to Bush’s chair, George Willy was playing with his Microsoft endorsed mouse pretending it was a space ship. Schroeder tapped Bush on the shoulder, and he swang his chair round to be greeted by “happy birthday Mr. President, happy birthday to you”. “What its ma birthday, gawd bless me and many happy returns to me. I feel like celebrating, lets bomb someone!” Bush ran off to his ‘Bombing room’ and the four were able to locate the Microsoft missile controller and destroy it once and for all. The world was saved; Game a Day was saved and the SR staff members all lived happily ever after in SR Towers.
An unhappy Schroeder left the Whitehouse, alone, without what she thought would be her new Boyfriend, president Georgie Willy Bush. “Oh well back to the problems forum to flirt with some newbies”
The end.
There was some controversy over where the US government had got the idea for this operation. One spokesman said British President, I mean Prime Minister, Tony ‘blagging’ Blair had given Bush the idea during one rampant ‘doggy’ session, but no Labour Party members would comment (surprising). However this wasn’t true. Bushy had got the idea from a little UK based company that wished to remain anonymous. For the sake of these writings it shall be known as Special R, no wait, S Reserve. This company runs a similar scheme where it gives out games. Members of this strangely run company (most of them known as ‘newbies’) say that the scheme is unfair, and they might as well be giving out bombs. Well Bush, not one to go against what the world wants, took this idea (which was first said by a crazy poster named Judah Ben-Hur) and developed operation ‘Bomb a Day’.
So it was the eve before operation bomb a day was going to start. S Reserve had heard about this and were feeling guilty that it couldn’t control the babble that people were writing on their forums. The staff of S Reserve wanted to make up for this by stopping operation Bomb a Day (not only was it going to destroy the world but it was giving SR a bad name). So BEARDS, Mr. Snuggly, Tony and Schroeder got on the first deliver van they could find and drove to the Whitehouse in the US of A. The staff put operation get ‘Game a Days name back and save the world’ into play. Mr. Snuggly turned to speak to the others when Tony cut in: “right here we go, this is whats going to happen. I’m going to run a competition where the person who makes a little boat out of paper the fastest will choose what we do. Oh and the winner will be chosen by myself in 30 days”. “Tony, I don’t mean to be rude but we have exactly three hours to save the world, we don’t have time for your little competitions” BEARDS said with no remorse. “Look, this is what we do” Mr. Snuggly said, giving a harsh look in Tony’s direction. “We will break down the door to the Whitehouse using BEARDS crazy Samson technique. Tony you will take care of the guards by setting them competitions to be getting on with, and when we get into the Oval office its Schroeder’s time to shine. Everyone clear?” Mr. Snuggly then gave the go ahead and BEARDS got going on the front door.
In no time they were through the front door, and Tony was dishing out competitions like there were a million games to give away. Once through the main hall they looked at the Whitehouse guide. ‘You are here’, a big arrow pointed to the hall the four were standing in. “Lucky the Americans are so stupid aye Snuggles” Schroeder said to Mr. Snuggly with a flick of her hair. “Er yes Schroeder” Mr. S said smiling. “Look we are out of the SR Towers office now so none of that Schroedy”. “ Look we just have to take the door on the left and it leads straight into the Oval office” BEARDS commanded, “lets go”. The door to the office was guarded, but Tony gave out the hardest competition ever. “Write why we shouldn’t be allowed into the Oval Office in 300 words”. So with the guards occupied with Tony’s “hard” competition the four SR staff members sneaked in.
The four of them were standing in the middle of the office. BEARDS armed with his bare hands and forearms like tree trunks. Mr. Snuggly armed with his banning finger, Tony armed with his competition writing note pen and Schroeder was armed with her copy of ‘how to stop flirting in three easy steps’. “Ok Schroedy it’s your chance to show us what you’re made of,” said Mr. Snuggly. So Schroeder walked up to Bush’s chair, George Willy was playing with his Microsoft endorsed mouse pretending it was a space ship. Schroeder tapped Bush on the shoulder, and he swang his chair round to be greeted by “happy birthday Mr. President, happy birthday to you”. “What its ma birthday, gawd bless me and many happy returns to me. I feel like celebrating, lets bomb someone!” Bush ran off to his ‘Bombing room’ and the four were able to locate the Microsoft missile controller and destroy it once and for all. The world was saved; Game a Day was saved and the SR staff members all lived happily ever after in SR Towers.
An unhappy Schroeder left the Whitehouse, alone, without what she thought would be her new Boyfriend, president Georgie Willy Bush. “Oh well back to the problems forum to flirt with some newbies”
The end.