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Yes, 'twas the night before Christmas, and as all the boys, girls and inbetweenies were sleeping, someone was making an urgent delivery...
Mario: Hurry! We need to get-a these pizza's to Shigsy, or else!
Donkey Kong: Ahhh! Oooohuhh ha huhuhaaa! (Mario, your English is terrible!)
Luigi: It's not-a you driving this! It's not-a easy!
THUD!!
Luigi: What was-a that?!
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHH! UhahHHHHA haaaA!!! (Let's see who it is...)
The three get out of the car and approach the 'victim'.
Luigi: OH-A F...
Mario: It's-a Santa!!!
Santa: You fat headed oaf! You hit me with your car...
Luigi: It-a was an accident!
Santa: ...then reversed over me!
Luigi: Erm, that was accident too, we missed a signpost you se...
Santa: ...Shut up! Can't you see I'm hurt you bunch of moustachioed fools! I've got to deliver a lot of things tonight, and there's not much time!
Mario: We've got to-a deliver some pizza's...
Santa: Well I'm afraid it'll have to wait, because you're going to deliver the presents for everyone tonight!
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHH! Uhuhauh!! Ha!! (Why can't you do it, lazy?)
Santa: What did he say?!
Mario: He-a said: 'Why can't you-a do it, lazy?'
Santa: Can't you see?? You've broken my legs you fat bunch of idiots! You'll have to do the Christmas round this year.
Luigi: Okay, but I'm not-a driving, I always hit-a things! I managed to hit-a you and you were-a flying!
Santa: Well I did stop off for a small snack... (Conceals huge bag of food) But that doesn't matter! You'll have to feed those reindeer and deliver those presents, or you'll be getting coal for Christmas!
Luigi: Ooooh, what-a kind?
Santa: Well they originated in east Lapland, but...
Luigi: No, I was-a asking about-a the coal!
Mario: Luigi, shut-a your voice and let's-a get moving!
Santa: Wait, take this badge, you'll need it!
The Nintendo crew set off to feed the Reindeer, their destination is - the petrol station.
Mario: Hell-a-o, we are wanting some of your-a finest (whispers 'Cheapest') Reindeer fuel.
Petrol Man: What? get out!
Mario flashes his SNAM (Santa National Association Member) badge that Santa gave him and the Petrol Man led him outback.
Petrol Man: Here you are, the finest bats legs in all of... here.
Mario: Bats leg? I thought they-a ate snow or something?
Petrol Man: Erm... Just take 'em, free of charge.
Mario: Thanks! LUIGI! Get-a your face in here and feed those Reindeer the fuel!
Luigi: *Sigh* O-a-kay...
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHHHHHH! Uhhhhhhhahhhhhahahuhhhhh! (Hurry, it's time to go!
So Luigi feeds the Reindeer and the three Nintendo workers set off to give presents too everyone around the country (They only knocked down the British Santa after all.
Mario: Right, look-a on this list, who's first... Ah. Mr.-a-Snuggly. What does-a he want.
Donkey Kong: AHHHHH! Uhhhhhhaaahuhaaahuah! HHHHHHHUUUU! Hoooo haaaaa, huuuu heee haaaaaaaa! (A bike)
Luigi: Right, let's-a see what have in-a this bag... There's nothing-a here!
Mario: No, you say-a the name of the person and what- they want and it adds everything onto, say, the bike that's-a needed.
Luigi: Hmmm... Bike, for Mr.-a-Snuggly.
A pink bike with a basket and a bell pops out of the bag.
Mario: Right, Luigi, you-a go down and give-a him his bike.
Luigi: Why me? Why not-a you?!
Mario: Because I'm-a driving and Donkey Kong is-a too loud!
Luigi: O-a-kay...
So, Luigi gives Mr.Snuggly his bike and they set off to the next house.
Mario: Right, now-a who is it... Microchips. What-a does he want?
Donkey Kong: Uhaaaha! (He wants a bag of chips, if not a bag of potatoes, if not any of them, a new house.)
Luigi: No-a chips or potatoes here, he'll have-a to have the house. House, for Microchips.
Suddenly, Microchips' entire house turns into a huge.. chip.
Luigi: No surprises-a there...
Mario: Onto the next-a one. Right. AfroJoe.
Donkey Kong: He wants a real Afro and his name to be changed to Joe, erm, I mean AHHHHHH! Uhuhu! Ahhhhhahhh!
Luigi: Erm, what-a just happened? Anyway, Afro and name Joe, for AfroJoe.
An orange Afro appears on AJ's head and Luigi is given a name tag. Luigi sticks it onto AJ's chest and scuttles back to the crew.
Mario: Okay, now it's-a BEARDS.. He wants... a beard, am-a I right.
Donkey Kong: Yup... I mean AHHH!
Luigi: Okay, beard for BEARDS..
A huge French beard appears on BEARDS..
Mario: Finally, his name has-a meaning! Dringo. What-a does he want Donkey?
Donkey Kong: You.
Mario: What?
Donkey Kong: He wants you.
Luigi: HA! You'll have-a to go down-a now, you idiot!!!
Mario: No, this is-a wrong...
Luigi: O-a-kay, Mario for Dringo.
A clone of Mario pops out of the sack with a huge 'B.B.E. 25/12/02' on his back.
Mario: Ah, he'll get-a me for a day, seems-a fair. Luigi, bring-a him down!
Luigi: O-a-kay...
Luigi brings the Mario clone down and they set off toward the next house, or should I say Mansion.
Mario: Tony, Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong: A Ferrari. It says he wants to complete hios Ferrari collection.
Luigi: Tony, for-a Ferrari. Nooo! Ferrari, for-a Tony.
The giant inflatable Tony that popped up goes back in and a Ferrari appears outside his house, wrapped up.
Mario: Right, Tribute. What-a does he want?
Donkey Kong: AHhhh! Uhuhuhh!
Mario: Back to-a that, eh?
Donkey Kong: No, he wants an Advent Calendar!
Luigi: Ha! That'll be easy to-a carry! Advent Calendar, for-a Tribute.
A giant calendar spurts out of the bag and Luigi brings it down to the house.
Luigi: Ow, my back...
The three carried on delivering presents, all over the country. At the end of the night they all got they wanted - sleep (Santa was running low on money).
Thanks for reading.
RiCkOsS
Mario: Hurry! We need to get-a these pizza's to Shigsy, or else!
Donkey Kong: Ahhh! Oooohuhh ha huhuhaaa! (Mario, your English is terrible!)
Luigi: It's not-a you driving this! It's not-a easy!
THUD!!
Luigi: What was-a that?!
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHH! UhahHHHHA haaaA!!! (Let's see who it is...)
The three get out of the car and approach the 'victim'.
Luigi: OH-A F...
Mario: It's-a Santa!!!
Santa: You fat headed oaf! You hit me with your car...
Luigi: It-a was an accident!
Santa: ...then reversed over me!
Luigi: Erm, that was accident too, we missed a signpost you se...
Santa: ...Shut up! Can't you see I'm hurt you bunch of moustachioed fools! I've got to deliver a lot of things tonight, and there's not much time!
Mario: We've got to-a deliver some pizza's...
Santa: Well I'm afraid it'll have to wait, because you're going to deliver the presents for everyone tonight!
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHH! Uhuhauh!! Ha!! (Why can't you do it, lazy?)
Santa: What did he say?!
Mario: He-a said: 'Why can't you-a do it, lazy?'
Santa: Can't you see?? You've broken my legs you fat bunch of idiots! You'll have to do the Christmas round this year.
Luigi: Okay, but I'm not-a driving, I always hit-a things! I managed to hit-a you and you were-a flying!
Santa: Well I did stop off for a small snack... (Conceals huge bag of food) But that doesn't matter! You'll have to feed those reindeer and deliver those presents, or you'll be getting coal for Christmas!
Luigi: Ooooh, what-a kind?
Santa: Well they originated in east Lapland, but...
Luigi: No, I was-a asking about-a the coal!
Mario: Luigi, shut-a your voice and let's-a get moving!
Santa: Wait, take this badge, you'll need it!
The Nintendo crew set off to feed the Reindeer, their destination is - the petrol station.
Mario: Hell-a-o, we are wanting some of your-a finest (whispers 'Cheapest') Reindeer fuel.
Petrol Man: What? get out!
Mario flashes his SNAM (Santa National Association Member) badge that Santa gave him and the Petrol Man led him outback.
Petrol Man: Here you are, the finest bats legs in all of... here.
Mario: Bats leg? I thought they-a ate snow or something?
Petrol Man: Erm... Just take 'em, free of charge.
Mario: Thanks! LUIGI! Get-a your face in here and feed those Reindeer the fuel!
Luigi: *Sigh* O-a-kay...
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHHHHHH! Uhhhhhhhahhhhhahahuhhhhh! (Hurry, it's time to go!
So Luigi feeds the Reindeer and the three Nintendo workers set off to give presents too everyone around the country (They only knocked down the British Santa after all.
Mario: Right, look-a on this list, who's first... Ah. Mr.-a-Snuggly. What does-a he want.
Donkey Kong: AHHHHH! Uhhhhhhaaahuhaaahuah! HHHHHHHUUUU! Hoooo haaaaa, huuuu heee haaaaaaaa! (A bike)
Luigi: Right, let's-a see what have in-a this bag... There's nothing-a here!
Mario: No, you say-a the name of the person and what- they want and it adds everything onto, say, the bike that's-a needed.
Luigi: Hmmm... Bike, for Mr.-a-Snuggly.
A pink bike with a basket and a bell pops out of the bag.
Mario: Right, Luigi, you-a go down and give-a him his bike.
Luigi: Why me? Why not-a you?!
Mario: Because I'm-a driving and Donkey Kong is-a too loud!
Luigi: O-a-kay...
So, Luigi gives Mr.Snuggly his bike and they set off to the next house.
Mario: Right, now-a who is it... Microchips. What-a does he want?
Donkey Kong: Uhaaaha! (He wants a bag of chips, if not a bag of potatoes, if not any of them, a new house.)
Luigi: No-a chips or potatoes here, he'll have-a to have the house. House, for Microchips.
Suddenly, Microchips' entire house turns into a huge.. chip.
Luigi: No surprises-a there...
Mario: Onto the next-a one. Right. AfroJoe.
Donkey Kong: He wants a real Afro and his name to be changed to Joe, erm, I mean AHHHHHH! Uhuhu! Ahhhhhahhh!
Luigi: Erm, what-a just happened? Anyway, Afro and name Joe, for AfroJoe.
An orange Afro appears on AJ's head and Luigi is given a name tag. Luigi sticks it onto AJ's chest and scuttles back to the crew.
Mario: Okay, now it's-a BEARDS.. He wants... a beard, am-a I right.
Donkey Kong: Yup... I mean AHHH!
Luigi: Okay, beard for BEARDS..
A huge French beard appears on BEARDS..
Mario: Finally, his name has-a meaning! Dringo. What-a does he want Donkey?
Donkey Kong: You.
Mario: What?
Donkey Kong: He wants you.
Luigi: HA! You'll have-a to go down-a now, you idiot!!!
Mario: No, this is-a wrong...
Luigi: O-a-kay, Mario for Dringo.
A clone of Mario pops out of the sack with a huge 'B.B.E. 25/12/02' on his back.
Mario: Ah, he'll get-a me for a day, seems-a fair. Luigi, bring-a him down!
Luigi: O-a-kay...
Luigi brings the Mario clone down and they set off toward the next house, or should I say Mansion.
Mario: Tony, Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong: A Ferrari. It says he wants to complete hios Ferrari collection.
Luigi: Tony, for-a Ferrari. Nooo! Ferrari, for-a Tony.
The giant inflatable Tony that popped up goes back in and a Ferrari appears outside his house, wrapped up.
Mario: Right, Tribute. What-a does he want?
Donkey Kong: AHhhh! Uhuhuhh!
Mario: Back to-a that, eh?
Donkey Kong: No, he wants an Advent Calendar!
Luigi: Ha! That'll be easy to-a carry! Advent Calendar, for-a Tribute.
A giant calendar spurts out of the bag and Luigi brings it down to the house.
Luigi: Ow, my back...
The three carried on delivering presents, all over the country. At the end of the night they all got they wanted - sleep (Santa was running low on money).
Thanks for reading.
RiCkOsS
My Mario's bloody faulty... I asked him to fix the plumbing and what does he do? rescue a sodding princess... sheesh! Hope Santa kept the recipt.
Thanks! :-)
This made me feel dizzy.
It had to have a queer ending, it's a christmas topic. Anyway, it didn't sound as queer in my head :-D
Excellent.
Very queer ending.
:-D
Very queer ending.
:-D
Yes, 'twas the night before Christmas, and as all the boys, girls and inbetweenies were sleeping, someone was making an urgent delivery...
Mario: Hurry! We need to get-a these pizza's to Shigsy, or else!
Donkey Kong: Ahhh! Oooohuhh ha huhuhaaa! (Mario, your English is terrible!)
Luigi: It's not-a you driving this! It's not-a easy!
THUD!!
Luigi: What was-a that?!
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHH! UhahHHHHA haaaA!!! (Let's see who it is...)
The three get out of the car and approach the 'victim'.
Luigi: OH-A F...
Mario: It's-a Santa!!!
Santa: You fat headed oaf! You hit me with your car...
Luigi: It-a was an accident!
Santa: ...then reversed over me!
Luigi: Erm, that was accident too, we missed a signpost you se...
Santa: ...Shut up! Can't you see I'm hurt you bunch of moustachioed fools! I've got to deliver a lot of things tonight, and there's not much time!
Mario: We've got to-a deliver some pizza's...
Santa: Well I'm afraid it'll have to wait, because you're going to deliver the presents for everyone tonight!
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHH! Uhuhauh!! Ha!! (Why can't you do it, lazy?)
Santa: What did he say?!
Mario: He-a said: 'Why can't you-a do it, lazy?'
Santa: Can't you see?? You've broken my legs you fat bunch of idiots! You'll have to do the Christmas round this year.
Luigi: Okay, but I'm not-a driving, I always hit-a things! I managed to hit-a you and you were-a flying!
Santa: Well I did stop off for a small snack... (Conceals huge bag of food) But that doesn't matter! You'll have to feed those reindeer and deliver those presents, or you'll be getting coal for Christmas!
Luigi: Ooooh, what-a kind?
Santa: Well they originated in east Lapland, but...
Luigi: No, I was-a asking about-a the coal!
Mario: Luigi, shut-a your voice and let's-a get moving!
Santa: Wait, take this badge, you'll need it!
The Nintendo crew set off to feed the Reindeer, their destination is - the petrol station.
Mario: Hell-a-o, we are wanting some of your-a finest (whispers 'Cheapest') Reindeer fuel.
Petrol Man: What? get out!
Mario flashes his SNAM (Santa National Association Member) badge that Santa gave him and the Petrol Man led him outback.
Petrol Man: Here you are, the finest bats legs in all of... here.
Mario: Bats leg? I thought they-a ate snow or something?
Petrol Man: Erm... Just take 'em, free of charge.
Mario: Thanks! LUIGI! Get-a your face in here and feed those Reindeer the fuel!
Luigi: *Sigh* O-a-kay...
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHHHHHH! Uhhhhhhhahhhhhahahuhhhhh! (Hurry, it's time to go!
So Luigi feeds the Reindeer and the three Nintendo workers set off to give presents too everyone around the country (They only knocked down the British Santa after all.
Mario: Right, look-a on this list, who's first... Ah. Mr.-a-Snuggly. What does-a he want.
Donkey Kong: AHHHHH! Uhhhhhhaaahuhaaahuah! HHHHHHHUUUU! Hoooo haaaaa, huuuu heee haaaaaaaa! (A bike)
Luigi: Right, let's-a see what have in-a this bag... There's nothing-a here!
Mario: No, you say-a the name of the person and what- they want and it adds everything onto, say, the bike that's-a needed.
Luigi: Hmmm... Bike, for Mr.-a-Snuggly.
A pink bike with a basket and a bell pops out of the bag.
Mario: Right, Luigi, you-a go down and give-a him his bike.
Luigi: Why me? Why not-a you?!
Mario: Because I'm-a driving and Donkey Kong is-a too loud!
Luigi: O-a-kay...
So, Luigi gives Mr.Snuggly his bike and they set off to the next house.
Mario: Right, now-a who is it... Microchips. What-a does he want?
Donkey Kong: Uhaaaha! (He wants a bag of chips, if not a bag of potatoes, if not any of them, a new house.)
Luigi: No-a chips or potatoes here, he'll have-a to have the house. House, for Microchips.
Suddenly, Microchips' entire house turns into a huge.. chip.
Luigi: No surprises-a there...
Mario: Onto the next-a one. Right. AfroJoe.
Donkey Kong: He wants a real Afro and his name to be changed to Joe, erm, I mean AHHHHHH! Uhuhu! Ahhhhhahhh!
Luigi: Erm, what-a just happened? Anyway, Afro and name Joe, for AfroJoe.
An orange Afro appears on AJ's head and Luigi is given a name tag. Luigi sticks it onto AJ's chest and scuttles back to the crew.
Mario: Okay, now it's-a BEARDS.. He wants... a beard, am-a I right.
Donkey Kong: Yup... I mean AHHH!
Luigi: Okay, beard for BEARDS..
A huge French beard appears on BEARDS..
Mario: Finally, his name has-a meaning! Dringo. What-a does he want Donkey?
Donkey Kong: You.
Mario: What?
Donkey Kong: He wants you.
Luigi: HA! You'll have-a to go down-a now, you idiot!!!
Mario: No, this is-a wrong...
Luigi: O-a-kay, Mario for Dringo.
A clone of Mario pops out of the sack with a huge 'B.B.E. 25/12/02' on his back.
Mario: Ah, he'll get-a me for a day, seems-a fair. Luigi, bring-a him down!
Luigi: O-a-kay...
Luigi brings the Mario clone down and they set off toward the next house, or should I say Mansion.
Mario: Tony, Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong: A Ferrari. It says he wants to complete hios Ferrari collection.
Luigi: Tony, for-a Ferrari. Nooo! Ferrari, for-a Tony.
The giant inflatable Tony that popped up goes back in and a Ferrari appears outside his house, wrapped up.
Mario: Right, Tribute. What-a does he want?
Donkey Kong: AHhhh! Uhuhuhh!
Mario: Back to-a that, eh?
Donkey Kong: No, he wants an Advent Calendar!
Luigi: Ha! That'll be easy to-a carry! Advent Calendar, for-a Tribute.
A giant calendar spurts out of the bag and Luigi brings it down to the house.
Luigi: Ow, my back...
The three carried on delivering presents, all over the country. At the end of the night they all got they wanted - sleep (Santa was running low on money).
Thanks for reading.
RiCkOsS
Mario: Hurry! We need to get-a these pizza's to Shigsy, or else!
Donkey Kong: Ahhh! Oooohuhh ha huhuhaaa! (Mario, your English is terrible!)
Luigi: It's not-a you driving this! It's not-a easy!
THUD!!
Luigi: What was-a that?!
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHH! UhahHHHHA haaaA!!! (Let's see who it is...)
The three get out of the car and approach the 'victim'.
Luigi: OH-A F...
Mario: It's-a Santa!!!
Santa: You fat headed oaf! You hit me with your car...
Luigi: It-a was an accident!
Santa: ...then reversed over me!
Luigi: Erm, that was accident too, we missed a signpost you se...
Santa: ...Shut up! Can't you see I'm hurt you bunch of moustachioed fools! I've got to deliver a lot of things tonight, and there's not much time!
Mario: We've got to-a deliver some pizza's...
Santa: Well I'm afraid it'll have to wait, because you're going to deliver the presents for everyone tonight!
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHH! Uhuhauh!! Ha!! (Why can't you do it, lazy?)
Santa: What did he say?!
Mario: He-a said: 'Why can't you-a do it, lazy?'
Santa: Can't you see?? You've broken my legs you fat bunch of idiots! You'll have to do the Christmas round this year.
Luigi: Okay, but I'm not-a driving, I always hit-a things! I managed to hit-a you and you were-a flying!
Santa: Well I did stop off for a small snack... (Conceals huge bag of food) But that doesn't matter! You'll have to feed those reindeer and deliver those presents, or you'll be getting coal for Christmas!
Luigi: Ooooh, what-a kind?
Santa: Well they originated in east Lapland, but...
Luigi: No, I was-a asking about-a the coal!
Mario: Luigi, shut-a your voice and let's-a get moving!
Santa: Wait, take this badge, you'll need it!
The Nintendo crew set off to feed the Reindeer, their destination is - the petrol station.
Mario: Hell-a-o, we are wanting some of your-a finest (whispers 'Cheapest') Reindeer fuel.
Petrol Man: What? get out!
Mario flashes his SNAM (Santa National Association Member) badge that Santa gave him and the Petrol Man led him outback.
Petrol Man: Here you are, the finest bats legs in all of... here.
Mario: Bats leg? I thought they-a ate snow or something?
Petrol Man: Erm... Just take 'em, free of charge.
Mario: Thanks! LUIGI! Get-a your face in here and feed those Reindeer the fuel!
Luigi: *Sigh* O-a-kay...
Donkey Kong: AHHHHHHHHHHH! Uhhhhhhhahhhhhahahuhhhhh! (Hurry, it's time to go!
So Luigi feeds the Reindeer and the three Nintendo workers set off to give presents too everyone around the country (They only knocked down the British Santa after all.
Mario: Right, look-a on this list, who's first... Ah. Mr.-a-Snuggly. What does-a he want.
Donkey Kong: AHHHHH! Uhhhhhhaaahuhaaahuah! HHHHHHHUUUU! Hoooo haaaaa, huuuu heee haaaaaaaa! (A bike)
Luigi: Right, let's-a see what have in-a this bag... There's nothing-a here!
Mario: No, you say-a the name of the person and what- they want and it adds everything onto, say, the bike that's-a needed.
Luigi: Hmmm... Bike, for Mr.-a-Snuggly.
A pink bike with a basket and a bell pops out of the bag.
Mario: Right, Luigi, you-a go down and give-a him his bike.
Luigi: Why me? Why not-a you?!
Mario: Because I'm-a driving and Donkey Kong is-a too loud!
Luigi: O-a-kay...
So, Luigi gives Mr.Snuggly his bike and they set off to the next house.
Mario: Right, now-a who is it... Microchips. What-a does he want?
Donkey Kong: Uhaaaha! (He wants a bag of chips, if not a bag of potatoes, if not any of them, a new house.)
Luigi: No-a chips or potatoes here, he'll have-a to have the house. House, for Microchips.
Suddenly, Microchips' entire house turns into a huge.. chip.
Luigi: No surprises-a there...
Mario: Onto the next-a one. Right. AfroJoe.
Donkey Kong: He wants a real Afro and his name to be changed to Joe, erm, I mean AHHHHHH! Uhuhu! Ahhhhhahhh!
Luigi: Erm, what-a just happened? Anyway, Afro and name Joe, for AfroJoe.
An orange Afro appears on AJ's head and Luigi is given a name tag. Luigi sticks it onto AJ's chest and scuttles back to the crew.
Mario: Okay, now it's-a BEARDS.. He wants... a beard, am-a I right.
Donkey Kong: Yup... I mean AHHH!
Luigi: Okay, beard for BEARDS..
A huge French beard appears on BEARDS..
Mario: Finally, his name has-a meaning! Dringo. What-a does he want Donkey?
Donkey Kong: You.
Mario: What?
Donkey Kong: He wants you.
Luigi: HA! You'll have-a to go down-a now, you idiot!!!
Mario: No, this is-a wrong...
Luigi: O-a-kay, Mario for Dringo.
A clone of Mario pops out of the sack with a huge 'B.B.E. 25/12/02' on his back.
Mario: Ah, he'll get-a me for a day, seems-a fair. Luigi, bring-a him down!
Luigi: O-a-kay...
Luigi brings the Mario clone down and they set off toward the next house, or should I say Mansion.
Mario: Tony, Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong: A Ferrari. It says he wants to complete hios Ferrari collection.
Luigi: Tony, for-a Ferrari. Nooo! Ferrari, for-a Tony.
The giant inflatable Tony that popped up goes back in and a Ferrari appears outside his house, wrapped up.
Mario: Right, Tribute. What-a does he want?
Donkey Kong: AHhhh! Uhuhuhh!
Mario: Back to-a that, eh?
Donkey Kong: No, he wants an Advent Calendar!
Luigi: Ha! That'll be easy to-a carry! Advent Calendar, for-a Tribute.
A giant calendar spurts out of the bag and Luigi brings it down to the house.
Luigi: Ow, my back...
The three carried on delivering presents, all over the country. At the end of the night they all got they wanted - sleep (Santa was running low on money).
Thanks for reading.
RiCkOsS