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I don't know about any body else but i'm sick of the old stereo typical games characters of today. It's either a space marine or soemthing to do with the army, a scientist or some super souped up humanoid beast thing. All way to serious, i want comedy (No One Lives Forever 2 is a good example, quality with the bag bit).
I think it's about time they made a game about an average every day guy whose out shopping or at a bank; or even a bank clerk and some guys rob the shop/bank and he has to stops them by throwing things like plants to knock them out then he can take there guns and chase them away, but only to find out your pants fall down and they get away.
Then he becomes a vigilante and decides to find them, so he starts searching the really seedy areas of the town he lives in. Among his arsenal of weapons he could have his girlfriends stockings, toothpaste, cooking oil etc.
Then with his Household arsenal he'd track down the guys and set a trap by using the stockings as a trip wire then putting the oil on the floor so they slide along then you could squirt them with the toothpaste. After all this and you've delivered them to the cops you discover a folder containing unsolved crimes like Flashers and litterers.
What do you think it'd flop if anyone ever made it but it would be good for a laugh.
I think it's about time they made a game about an average every day guy whose out shopping or at a bank; or even a bank clerk and some guys rob the shop/bank and he has to stops them by throwing things like plants to knock them out then he can take there guns and chase them away, but only to find out your pants fall down and they get away.
Then he becomes a vigilante and decides to find them, so he starts searching the really seedy areas of the town he lives in. Among his arsenal of weapons he could have his girlfriends stockings, toothpaste, cooking oil etc.
Then with his Household arsenal he'd track down the guys and set a trap by using the stockings as a trip wire then putting the oil on the floor so they slide along then you could squirt them with the toothpaste. After all this and you've delivered them to the cops you discover a folder containing unsolved crimes like Flashers and litterers.
What do you think it'd flop if anyone ever made it but it would be good for a laugh.
Woah, sorry!
Charles Bronson sux
Charles Bronson suxh
Charles Bronson suxj
Charles Bronson sux
Oh god i haven't seen Deathwish in years, i think i'll hav eto get it out from the video shop.
sounds abit like deathwish the film gos out shooting all the muggers haha hah ahhahahaha so funny hits a guy with his sock
I don't know about any body else but i'm sick of the old stereo typical games characters of today. It's either a space marine or soemthing to do with the army, a scientist or some super souped up humanoid beast thing. All way to serious, i want comedy (No One Lives Forever 2 is a good example, quality with the bag bit).
I think it's about time they made a game about an average every day guy whose out shopping or at a bank; or even a bank clerk and some guys rob the shop/bank and he has to stops them by throwing things like plants to knock them out then he can take there guns and chase them away, but only to find out your pants fall down and they get away.
Then he becomes a vigilante and decides to find them, so he starts searching the really seedy areas of the town he lives in. Among his arsenal of weapons he could have his girlfriends stockings, toothpaste, cooking oil etc.
Then with his Household arsenal he'd track down the guys and set a trap by using the stockings as a trip wire then putting the oil on the floor so they slide along then you could squirt them with the toothpaste. After all this and you've delivered them to the cops you discover a folder containing unsolved crimes like Flashers and litterers.
What do you think it'd flop if anyone ever made it but it would be good for a laugh.
I think it's about time they made a game about an average every day guy whose out shopping or at a bank; or even a bank clerk and some guys rob the shop/bank and he has to stops them by throwing things like plants to knock them out then he can take there guns and chase them away, but only to find out your pants fall down and they get away.
Then he becomes a vigilante and decides to find them, so he starts searching the really seedy areas of the town he lives in. Among his arsenal of weapons he could have his girlfriends stockings, toothpaste, cooking oil etc.
Then with his Household arsenal he'd track down the guys and set a trap by using the stockings as a trip wire then putting the oil on the floor so they slide along then you could squirt them with the toothpaste. After all this and you've delivered them to the cops you discover a folder containing unsolved crimes like Flashers and litterers.
What do you think it'd flop if anyone ever made it but it would be good for a laugh.