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TeH // 0se Storie
The moose in the field went to Special Reserve as part of their research project; they bought 15,000,000 doughnuts and consumed them within 45 minutes. They found the apple jam ones rather tasty. The people in the Special Reserve bakery put sleeping pills in the strawberry jam, and the mooses who had consumed only strawberry jam doughnuts fell asleep for 42 1/2 days. The other mooses in the group felt very sorry for the sleeping mooses, so they tried to wake them up. The oldest moose in the group, who was 45, grabbed a hammer and started hitting the sleeping mooses on the head. This was tiring work, and the old moose needed food, but unfortunately the only food left was strawberry doughnuts. The old moose had no choice but to eat some, and he promptly fell asleep.
The other mooses saw the old moose fall asleep, so they went to the court of holy mooses to get a lawyer to prosecute Special Reserves. No lawyers wanted to help this case, so the mooses grabbed the nearest cats, and loaded their cannons with these small cats. They drove their cannon to Special Reserve in a B reg pick-up truck, and bashed open the door. They then marched over to the bakery, and fired the poor cats at the bakery. Unfortunately, this attack backfired on the mooses.
The cats were stopped mid air with large pieces of burnt bread, which was hot, and the poor cats got burnt. The cats then fell into the bread maker and were made into bread, ready to sell.
The mooses at this point had no ammo whatsoever, so had to use the remaining doughnuts to throw at the Special Reserve bakers. Then, with the last strawberry jam doughnuts; they made the bakers EAT THEM!
Because of this, the bakers promptly fell asleep, revealing a pile of apple doughnuts, which were rumoured to have strong awakening powers.
The mooses drove back in their pick-up truck, and made the sleeping mooses eat the apple doughnuts. Within seconds, the sleeping mooses were stirring and waking up, the mission had been a success.
Unfortunately, unknown to the mooses, the doughnuts didn't have such an effect on the bakers. They woke up after only 5 minutes, and started to make for the moose field, armed with some Danish whirls, which were potentially poisonous to the mooses.
The mooses were unaware of this development, so they were enjoying their supposed victory, chucking down beers like there was no tomorrow, so they were obviously drunk.
The bakers got the Danish whirls out and left them for the mooses, the drunk mooses ate them, and unfortunately for the mooses, they all died......
tEh eNd
TeH SeQUeLz // 0se sToRy II
Dedicated to the memory of Mr. Snuggly, who passed away at the tender age of 21. RIP Ali. May the big fat hairy warts on your face be with you…………....forever…………and forever………..and forever, you know what I mean. Tonty prays for you, every night, at 7pm, before bedtime, he wants to be with you, again, one day………………….(isn’t that sweet? Lets have an awwwwwwww for Tonty.)
These Danish whirls turned out not to be that poisonous, they only stopped the mooses hearts for 40 minutes, so they were half dead, but not totally dead. So a sheep came along with a massive 500 volt battery with crocodile clips protruding out, and clipped these to the mooses antlers, which gave them a massive electric shock, restarting their heart. They wanted to get revenge on the bakers, so they had to think of a plan. They were going to assassinate the president of Uzbekistan, to make a political stance. They were going to call their organisation PROJECT MOOSE - dA cRew. The mooses flew to Uzbekistan via a Lear Jet, ready for the assassination. The Uzbekistani prime minister came in an open top car, so the moose going by the name of Oswald went to the Uzbekistan book depository to get a snipe. Oswald got his gun out, took his shot, and the president was dead. The assassination went better than planned. The same bullet that killed the president also wounded the governor in front. It was only after this that the mooses realised that this had nothing to do with Special Reserve's bakers at all. They hung their heads in shame.
TeH EnD
TeH SeQUeLz......AgAiN! // 0se sToRy III
After this incredible adventure, the mooses decided to travel to America for a holiday, to try to get as far away as possible. They flew by Lear Jet to the JFK airport, and when they got through customs, and declared themselves as herbal tea addicts, they were let though. To the mooses horror, the first thing they saw coming out of JFK airport was a massive great big Special Reserve.com advert! The mooses screamed and shouted and got a rocket launcher from the local corner shop and blew the advert to pieces. Unfortunately, the rocket launcher was a cheap one, and had not been engineered well. The recoil was massive, blowing one of the mooses head off, revealing the secret stash of herbal tea one the moose had been storing in his ear, which was now badly stained with blood. The other mooses let out a big groan, knowing that the moose that was dead was their main herbal tea dealer. Knowing that their source of herbal tea was limited, they decided to go back to England, to confront the bakers in Special Reserve, who might possibly have some herbal tea. So they got a Lear Jet back to England, landing at Heathrow Airport where they were arrested for illegal herbal tea dealing. The maximum sentence for this crime was 360984 years of bread making in Special Reserve's. The mooses didn't like the sound of this and one moose, who had explosives in his shoe, detonated him self and blew the whole airport up. The mooses were not affected, as they flew out of the airport on a cucumber. Even after this they realised that hadn't got anything to do with Special Reserve either. So they decided to go to their hideout at the cucumber farm, from where the flying cucumber was acquired. They had a very long game of monopoly, which was ruined by the old moose's hand spasm, which flung the board onto the floor, injuring the young mooses pet tomato. The young moose was incredibly annoyed and left, with his tomato, to go work at Special Reserve.
The moose in the field went to Special Reserve as part of their research project; they bought 15,000,000 doughnuts and consumed them within 45 minutes. They found the apple jam ones rather tasty. The people in the Special Reserve bakery put sleeping pills in the strawberry jam, and the mooses who had consumed only strawberry jam doughnuts fell asleep for 42 1/2 days. The other mooses in the group felt very sorry for the sleeping mooses, so they tried to wake them up. The oldest moose in the group, who was 45, grabbed a hammer and started hitting the sleeping mooses on the head. This was tiring work, and the old moose needed food, but unfortunately the only food left was strawberry doughnuts. The old moose had no choice but to eat some, and he promptly fell asleep.
The other mooses saw the old moose fall asleep, so they went to the court of holy mooses to get a lawyer to prosecute Special Reserves. No lawyers wanted to help this case, so the mooses grabbed the nearest cats, and loaded their cannons with these small cats. They drove their cannon to Special Reserve in a B reg pick-up truck, and bashed open the door. They then marched over to the bakery, and fired the poor cats at the bakery. Unfortunately, this attack backfired on the mooses.
The cats were stopped mid air with large pieces of burnt bread, which was hot, and the poor cats got burnt. The cats then fell into the bread maker and were made into bread, ready to sell.
The mooses at this point had no ammo whatsoever, so had to use the remaining doughnuts to throw at the Special Reserve bakers. Then, with the last strawberry jam doughnuts; they made the bakers EAT THEM!
Because of this, the bakers promptly fell asleep, revealing a pile of apple doughnuts, which were rumoured to have strong awakening powers.
The mooses drove back in their pick-up truck, and made the sleeping mooses eat the apple doughnuts. Within seconds, the sleeping mooses were stirring and waking up, the mission had been a success.
Unfortunately, unknown to the mooses, the doughnuts didn't have such an effect on the bakers. They woke up after only 5 minutes, and started to make for the moose field, armed with some Danish whirls, which were potentially poisonous to the mooses.
The mooses were unaware of this development, so they were enjoying their supposed victory, chucking down beers like there was no tomorrow, so they were obviously drunk.
The bakers got the Danish whirls out and left them for the mooses, the drunk mooses ate them, and unfortunately for the mooses, they all died......
tEh eNd
TeH SeQUeLz // 0se sToRy II
Dedicated to the memory of Mr. Snuggly, who passed away at the tender age of 21. RIP Ali. May the big fat hairy warts on your face be with you…………....forever…………and forever………..and forever, you know what I mean. Tonty prays for you, every night, at 7pm, before bedtime, he wants to be with you, again, one day………………….(isn’t that sweet? Lets have an awwwwwwww for Tonty.)
These Danish whirls turned out not to be that poisonous, they only stopped the mooses hearts for 40 minutes, so they were half dead, but not totally dead. So a sheep came along with a massive 500 volt battery with crocodile clips protruding out, and clipped these to the mooses antlers, which gave them a massive electric shock, restarting their heart. They wanted to get revenge on the bakers, so they had to think of a plan. They were going to assassinate the president of Uzbekistan, to make a political stance. They were going to call their organisation PROJECT MOOSE - dA cRew. The mooses flew to Uzbekistan via a Lear Jet, ready for the assassination. The Uzbekistani prime minister came in an open top car, so the moose going by the name of Oswald went to the Uzbekistan book depository to get a snipe. Oswald got his gun out, took his shot, and the president was dead. The assassination went better than planned. The same bullet that killed the president also wounded the governor in front. It was only after this that the mooses realised that this had nothing to do with Special Reserve's bakers at all. They hung their heads in shame.
TeH EnD
TeH SeQUeLz......AgAiN! // 0se sToRy III
After this incredible adventure, the mooses decided to travel to America for a holiday, to try to get as far away as possible. They flew by Lear Jet to the JFK airport, and when they got through customs, and declared themselves as herbal tea addicts, they were let though. To the mooses horror, the first thing they saw coming out of JFK airport was a massive great big Special Reserve.com advert! The mooses screamed and shouted and got a rocket launcher from the local corner shop and blew the advert to pieces. Unfortunately, the rocket launcher was a cheap one, and had not been engineered well. The recoil was massive, blowing one of the mooses head off, revealing the secret stash of herbal tea one the moose had been storing in his ear, which was now badly stained with blood. The other mooses let out a big groan, knowing that the moose that was dead was their main herbal tea dealer. Knowing that their source of herbal tea was limited, they decided to go back to England, to confront the bakers in Special Reserve, who might possibly have some herbal tea. So they got a Lear Jet back to England, landing at Heathrow Airport where they were arrested for illegal herbal tea dealing. The maximum sentence for this crime was 360984 years of bread making in Special Reserve's. The mooses didn't like the sound of this and one moose, who had explosives in his shoe, detonated him self and blew the whole airport up. The mooses were not affected, as they flew out of the airport on a cucumber. Even after this they realised that hadn't got anything to do with Special Reserve either. So they decided to go to their hideout at the cucumber farm, from where the flying cucumber was acquired. They had a very long game of monopoly, which was ruined by the old moose's hand spasm, which flung the board onto the floor, injuring the young mooses pet tomato. The young moose was incredibly annoyed and left, with his tomato, to go work at Special Reserve.
okay....
Poetic.
TeH // 0se Storie
The moose in the field went to Special Reserve as part of their research project; they bought 15,000,000 doughnuts and consumed them within 45 minutes. They found the apple jam ones rather tasty. The people in the Special Reserve bakery put sleeping pills in the strawberry jam, and the mooses who had consumed only strawberry jam doughnuts fell asleep for 42 1/2 days. The other mooses in the group felt very sorry for the sleeping mooses, so they tried to wake them up. The oldest moose in the group, who was 45, grabbed a hammer and started hitting the sleeping mooses on the head. This was tiring work, and the old moose needed food, but unfortunately the only food left was strawberry doughnuts. The old moose had no choice but to eat some, and he promptly fell asleep.
The other mooses saw the old moose fall asleep, so they went to the court of holy mooses to get a lawyer to prosecute Special Reserves. No lawyers wanted to help this case, so the mooses grabbed the nearest cats, and loaded their cannons with these small cats. They drove their cannon to Special Reserve in a B reg pick-up truck, and bashed open the door. They then marched over to the bakery, and fired the poor cats at the bakery. Unfortunately, this attack backfired on the mooses.
The cats were stopped mid air with large pieces of burnt bread, which was hot, and the poor cats got burnt. The cats then fell into the bread maker and were made into bread, ready to sell.
The mooses at this point had no ammo whatsoever, so had to use the remaining doughnuts to throw at the Special Reserve bakers. Then, with the last strawberry jam doughnuts; they made the bakers EAT THEM!
Because of this, the bakers promptly fell asleep, revealing a pile of apple doughnuts, which were rumoured to have strong awakening powers.
The mooses drove back in their pick-up truck, and made the sleeping mooses eat the apple doughnuts. Within seconds, the sleeping mooses were stirring and waking up, the mission had been a success.
Unfortunately, unknown to the mooses, the doughnuts didn't have such an effect on the bakers. They woke up after only 5 minutes, and started to make for the moose field, armed with some Danish whirls, which were potentially poisonous to the mooses.
The mooses were unaware of this development, so they were enjoying their supposed victory, chucking down beers like there was no tomorrow, so they were obviously drunk.
The bakers got the Danish whirls out and left them for the mooses, the drunk mooses ate them, and unfortunately for the mooses, they all died......
tEh eNd
TeH SeQUeLz // 0se sToRy II
Dedicated to the memory of Mr. Snuggly, who passed away at the tender age of 21. RIP Ali. May the big fat hairy warts on your face be with you…………....forever…………and forever………..and forever, you know what I mean. Tonty prays for you, every night, at 7pm, before bedtime, he wants to be with you, again, one day………………….(isn’t that sweet? Lets have an awwwwwwww for Tonty.)
These Danish whirls turned out not to be that poisonous, they only stopped the mooses hearts for 40 minutes, so they were half dead, but not totally dead. So a sheep came along with a massive 500 volt battery with crocodile clips protruding out, and clipped these to the mooses antlers, which gave them a massive electric shock, restarting their heart. They wanted to get revenge on the bakers, so they had to think of a plan. They were going to assassinate the president of Uzbekistan, to make a political stance. They were going to call their organisation PROJECT MOOSE - dA cRew. The mooses flew to Uzbekistan via a Lear Jet, ready for the assassination. The Uzbekistani prime minister came in an open top car, so the moose going by the name of Oswald went to the Uzbekistan book depository to get a snipe. Oswald got his gun out, took his shot, and the president was dead. The assassination went better than planned. The same bullet that killed the president also wounded the governor in front. It was only after this that the mooses realised that this had nothing to do with Special Reserve's bakers at all. They hung their heads in shame.
TeH EnD
TeH SeQUeLz......AgAiN! // 0se sToRy III
After this incredible adventure, the mooses decided to travel to America for a holiday, to try to get as far away as possible. They flew by Lear Jet to the JFK airport, and when they got through customs, and declared themselves as herbal tea addicts, they were let though. To the mooses horror, the first thing they saw coming out of JFK airport was a massive great big Special Reserve.com advert! The mooses screamed and shouted and got a rocket launcher from the local corner shop and blew the advert to pieces. Unfortunately, the rocket launcher was a cheap one, and had not been engineered well. The recoil was massive, blowing one of the mooses head off, revealing the secret stash of herbal tea one the moose had been storing in his ear, which was now badly stained with blood. The other mooses let out a big groan, knowing that the moose that was dead was their main herbal tea dealer. Knowing that their source of herbal tea was limited, they decided to go back to England, to confront the bakers in Special Reserve, who might possibly have some herbal tea. So they got a Lear Jet back to England, landing at Heathrow Airport where they were arrested for illegal herbal tea dealing. The maximum sentence for this crime was 360984 years of bread making in Special Reserve's. The mooses didn't like the sound of this and one moose, who had explosives in his shoe, detonated him self and blew the whole airport up. The mooses were not affected, as they flew out of the airport on a cucumber. Even after this they realised that hadn't got anything to do with Special Reserve either. So they decided to go to their hideout at the cucumber farm, from where the flying cucumber was acquired. They had a very long game of monopoly, which was ruined by the old moose's hand spasm, which flung the board onto the floor, injuring the young mooses pet tomato. The young moose was incredibly annoyed and left, with his tomato, to go work at Special Reserve.
The moose in the field went to Special Reserve as part of their research project; they bought 15,000,000 doughnuts and consumed them within 45 minutes. They found the apple jam ones rather tasty. The people in the Special Reserve bakery put sleeping pills in the strawberry jam, and the mooses who had consumed only strawberry jam doughnuts fell asleep for 42 1/2 days. The other mooses in the group felt very sorry for the sleeping mooses, so they tried to wake them up. The oldest moose in the group, who was 45, grabbed a hammer and started hitting the sleeping mooses on the head. This was tiring work, and the old moose needed food, but unfortunately the only food left was strawberry doughnuts. The old moose had no choice but to eat some, and he promptly fell asleep.
The other mooses saw the old moose fall asleep, so they went to the court of holy mooses to get a lawyer to prosecute Special Reserves. No lawyers wanted to help this case, so the mooses grabbed the nearest cats, and loaded their cannons with these small cats. They drove their cannon to Special Reserve in a B reg pick-up truck, and bashed open the door. They then marched over to the bakery, and fired the poor cats at the bakery. Unfortunately, this attack backfired on the mooses.
The cats were stopped mid air with large pieces of burnt bread, which was hot, and the poor cats got burnt. The cats then fell into the bread maker and were made into bread, ready to sell.
The mooses at this point had no ammo whatsoever, so had to use the remaining doughnuts to throw at the Special Reserve bakers. Then, with the last strawberry jam doughnuts; they made the bakers EAT THEM!
Because of this, the bakers promptly fell asleep, revealing a pile of apple doughnuts, which were rumoured to have strong awakening powers.
The mooses drove back in their pick-up truck, and made the sleeping mooses eat the apple doughnuts. Within seconds, the sleeping mooses were stirring and waking up, the mission had been a success.
Unfortunately, unknown to the mooses, the doughnuts didn't have such an effect on the bakers. They woke up after only 5 minutes, and started to make for the moose field, armed with some Danish whirls, which were potentially poisonous to the mooses.
The mooses were unaware of this development, so they were enjoying their supposed victory, chucking down beers like there was no tomorrow, so they were obviously drunk.
The bakers got the Danish whirls out and left them for the mooses, the drunk mooses ate them, and unfortunately for the mooses, they all died......
tEh eNd
TeH SeQUeLz // 0se sToRy II
Dedicated to the memory of Mr. Snuggly, who passed away at the tender age of 21. RIP Ali. May the big fat hairy warts on your face be with you…………....forever…………and forever………..and forever, you know what I mean. Tonty prays for you, every night, at 7pm, before bedtime, he wants to be with you, again, one day………………….(isn’t that sweet? Lets have an awwwwwwww for Tonty.)
These Danish whirls turned out not to be that poisonous, they only stopped the mooses hearts for 40 minutes, so they were half dead, but not totally dead. So a sheep came along with a massive 500 volt battery with crocodile clips protruding out, and clipped these to the mooses antlers, which gave them a massive electric shock, restarting their heart. They wanted to get revenge on the bakers, so they had to think of a plan. They were going to assassinate the president of Uzbekistan, to make a political stance. They were going to call their organisation PROJECT MOOSE - dA cRew. The mooses flew to Uzbekistan via a Lear Jet, ready for the assassination. The Uzbekistani prime minister came in an open top car, so the moose going by the name of Oswald went to the Uzbekistan book depository to get a snipe. Oswald got his gun out, took his shot, and the president was dead. The assassination went better than planned. The same bullet that killed the president also wounded the governor in front. It was only after this that the mooses realised that this had nothing to do with Special Reserve's bakers at all. They hung their heads in shame.
TeH EnD
TeH SeQUeLz......AgAiN! // 0se sToRy III
After this incredible adventure, the mooses decided to travel to America for a holiday, to try to get as far away as possible. They flew by Lear Jet to the JFK airport, and when they got through customs, and declared themselves as herbal tea addicts, they were let though. To the mooses horror, the first thing they saw coming out of JFK airport was a massive great big Special Reserve.com advert! The mooses screamed and shouted and got a rocket launcher from the local corner shop and blew the advert to pieces. Unfortunately, the rocket launcher was a cheap one, and had not been engineered well. The recoil was massive, blowing one of the mooses head off, revealing the secret stash of herbal tea one the moose had been storing in his ear, which was now badly stained with blood. The other mooses let out a big groan, knowing that the moose that was dead was their main herbal tea dealer. Knowing that their source of herbal tea was limited, they decided to go back to England, to confront the bakers in Special Reserve, who might possibly have some herbal tea. So they got a Lear Jet back to England, landing at Heathrow Airport where they were arrested for illegal herbal tea dealing. The maximum sentence for this crime was 360984 years of bread making in Special Reserve's. The mooses didn't like the sound of this and one moose, who had explosives in his shoe, detonated him self and blew the whole airport up. The mooses were not affected, as they flew out of the airport on a cucumber. Even after this they realised that hadn't got anything to do with Special Reserve either. So they decided to go to their hideout at the cucumber farm, from where the flying cucumber was acquired. They had a very long game of monopoly, which was ruined by the old moose's hand spasm, which flung the board onto the floor, injuring the young mooses pet tomato. The young moose was incredibly annoyed and left, with his tomato, to go work at Special Reserve.