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In a press conference earlier today The Rock, real name Dwayne Johnson revealed exclusive details of his forthcoming autobiography.
It will tell of his early life as a cocker-spaniel, right through to his illustrious career as a professional wrestler.
Much of the book, however, will deal with his impotence problem. Provisional titles include 'Rock Solid' and 'The Rock and his Hard Place'.
Dwayne had the following to say "The Rock has ruled the world of wrestling. The Rock has ruled the world of movies. The Rock has ruled the world of video games. Now it's time for the Rock to rule the world of literature! You see The Rock doesn't quit. When The Rock couldn't get it up, he didn't give up. The Rock didn't turn to drugs. No, The Rock fought as he always does, and The Rock was victorious! Can you smelllllll what the Rock is cooking?"
Other wrestlers have mixed views on the highly personal autobiography. Triple H, with whom The Rock has shared much ring-time was 'shocked' by the revelations in the book. "Though me and Dwayne have cuddled a great deal in the ring, I'd never felt any action in his pants, which is strange, because when the rest rub against me, especially Kurt, they're up like a shot. It's only clever camera work that keeps our manhood from the screens. I just figured The Rock was more of a man than us, and didn't get excited by such man-on-man action."
Booker T, on the other hand offered no opinion on the book, prefering to plug his own autobiography "T for two" revealing his past as a bigamist.
It will tell of his early life as a cocker-spaniel, right through to his illustrious career as a professional wrestler.
Much of the book, however, will deal with his impotence problem. Provisional titles include 'Rock Solid' and 'The Rock and his Hard Place'.
Dwayne had the following to say "The Rock has ruled the world of wrestling. The Rock has ruled the world of movies. The Rock has ruled the world of video games. Now it's time for the Rock to rule the world of literature! You see The Rock doesn't quit. When The Rock couldn't get it up, he didn't give up. The Rock didn't turn to drugs. No, The Rock fought as he always does, and The Rock was victorious! Can you smelllllll what the Rock is cooking?"
Other wrestlers have mixed views on the highly personal autobiography. Triple H, with whom The Rock has shared much ring-time was 'shocked' by the revelations in the book. "Though me and Dwayne have cuddled a great deal in the ring, I'd never felt any action in his pants, which is strange, because when the rest rub against me, especially Kurt
Booker T, on the other hand offered no opinion on the book, prefering to plug his own autobiography "T for two" revealing his past as a bigamist.
About two. But that has NEVER happened, and Kurt Angle seems like a big olimpic gay, and a disgrace to America!
How many times have you wrestled Triple H, Tazz?
LOL!! That was great. Keep 'em coming.
LOL! Very good Meka! :D
That's sick!! That is SO sick!! I've been wrestlin' for years now and that hasNEVER happened to me!!
LOL!!! More great stuff from Meka there, I want more!! MORE!! :D
In a press conference earlier today The Rock, real name Dwayne Johnson revealed exclusive details of his forthcoming autobiography.
It will tell of his early life as a cocker-spaniel, right through to his illustrious career as a professional wrestler.
Much of the book, however, will deal with his impotence problem. Provisional titles include 'Rock Solid' and 'The Rock and his Hard Place'.
Dwayne had the following to say "The Rock has ruled the world of wrestling. The Rock has ruled the world of movies. The Rock has ruled the world of video games. Now it's time for the Rock to rule the world of literature! You see The Rock doesn't quit. When The Rock couldn't get it up, he didn't give up. The Rock didn't turn to drugs. No, The Rock fought as he always does, and The Rock was victorious! Can you smelllllll what the Rock is cooking?"
Other wrestlers have mixed views on the highly personal autobiography. Triple H, with whom The Rock has shared much ring-time was 'shocked' by the revelations in the book. "Though me and Dwayne have cuddled a great deal in the ring, I'd never felt any action in his pants, which is strange, because when the rest rub against me, especially Kurt, they're up like a shot. It's only clever camera work that keeps our manhood from the screens. I just figured The Rock was more of a man than us, and didn't get excited by such man-on-man action."
Booker T, on the other hand offered no opinion on the book, prefering to plug his own autobiography "T for two" revealing his past as a bigamist.
It will tell of his early life as a cocker-spaniel, right through to his illustrious career as a professional wrestler.
Much of the book, however, will deal with his impotence problem. Provisional titles include 'Rock Solid' and 'The Rock and his Hard Place'.
Dwayne had the following to say "The Rock has ruled the world of wrestling. The Rock has ruled the world of movies. The Rock has ruled the world of video games. Now it's time for the Rock to rule the world of literature! You see The Rock doesn't quit. When The Rock couldn't get it up, he didn't give up. The Rock didn't turn to drugs. No, The Rock fought as he always does, and The Rock was victorious! Can you smelllllll what the Rock is cooking?"
Other wrestlers have mixed views on the highly personal autobiography. Triple H, with whom The Rock has shared much ring-time was 'shocked' by the revelations in the book. "Though me and Dwayne have cuddled a great deal in the ring, I'd never felt any action in his pants, which is strange, because when the rest rub against me, especially Kurt
Booker T, on the other hand offered no opinion on the book, prefering to plug his own autobiography "T for two" revealing his past as a bigamist.