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Aboard the U.S.S. Nintendo was the crew that had long served the Enterprise A. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Uhura, Scotty, Chekov and Sulu.
They were brought back to life by the sacothagus from Stargate that was put on the wrong set!
Kirk, "Go to Warp 9 Chekov! We've got to stop the Borg Sony Collective!"
"Aye Sir" said chekov, his heart pounding"
When the ship dropped out of warp and the stars went still a voice that sounded like a thousand voices filled the ship, "We are the Borg!Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded. We will make you play Sony's cheap shoddy software! Resistance is futile"
"Raising shields" said Sulu as he pressed a few buttons on his Joypad.
"Arming weapons" said Chekov as he readied his finger over the Z button.
On the Borg ship drones of sad lonely people were walking around and standing under little disks which had an electric effect on it! They were being brainwashed by the Sony Queen who wanted control over the whole of the United Federation of Gamers!
The Borg ship started firing cheap balls of pixels that bounced back off the U.S.S. Nintendo's hull only slightly damaging Nintendo's reputation. BUT the shields were holding!
The Nintendo started evasive manuvers but couldn't think of a way to destroy the Borg ship! But then another joined the battle! The Klingon Warship Sega! For about 99999999 days the Borg ship was firing pointlessly at the Nintendo and Sega.
As Sega's weapon didn't do much damage to Sony in the past they decided to help Nintendo show what they are made of! The Borg ship stopped firing as a beam started flying through space joining the two ships together!
Then the beam spread out and a holopicture of the Gamecube appeared! The Sony Collective started laughing at it's ocroscopic size! They couldn't believe Nintendo would do anything so stupid!
Suddenly screenshots of Nintendo's realisticity appeared in space! The laughter stopped. All eyes were on these screenshots and the whole of space seemed silent! A vibration started in the Borg ship! The Ship was actually falling to pieces! The weapon had worked!
The Borg ship imploded leaving no trace of it's once powerful vessel and the Nintendo and Sony fans who were once against each other had now overcome together their biggest threat: Sony!
Next on Console Trek: Console Trek 18475623838: Vessel X
They were brought back to life by the sacothagus from Stargate that was put on the wrong set!
Kirk, "Go to Warp 9 Chekov! We've got to stop the Borg Sony Collective!"
"Aye Sir" said chekov, his heart pounding"
When the ship dropped out of warp and the stars went still a voice that sounded like a thousand voices filled the ship, "We are the Borg!Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded. We will make you play Sony's cheap shoddy software! Resistance is futile"
"Raising shields" said Sulu as he pressed a few buttons on his Joypad.
"Arming weapons" said Chekov as he readied his finger over the Z button.
On the Borg ship drones of sad lonely people were walking around and standing under little disks which had an electric effect on it! They were being brainwashed by the Sony Queen who wanted control over the whole of the United Federation of Gamers!
The Borg ship started firing cheap balls of pixels that bounced back off the U.S.S. Nintendo's hull only slightly damaging Nintendo's reputation. BUT the shields were holding!
The Nintendo started evasive manuvers but couldn't think of a way to destroy the Borg ship! But then another joined the battle! The Klingon Warship Sega! For about 99999999 days the Borg ship was firing pointlessly at the Nintendo and Sega.
As Sega's weapon didn't do much damage to Sony in the past they decided to help Nintendo show what they are made of! The Borg ship stopped firing as a beam started flying through space joining the two ships together!
Then the beam spread out and a holopicture of the Gamecube appeared! The Sony Collective started laughing at it's ocroscopic size! They couldn't believe Nintendo would do anything so stupid!
Suddenly screenshots of Nintendo's realisticity appeared in space! The laughter stopped. All eyes were on these screenshots and the whole of space seemed silent! A vibration started in the Borg ship! The Ship was actually falling to pieces! The weapon had worked!
The Borg ship imploded leaving no trace of it's once powerful vessel and the Nintendo and Sony fans who were once against each other had now overcome together their biggest threat: Sony!
Next on Console Trek: Console Trek 18475623838: Vessel X
Aboard the U.S.S. Nintendo was the crew that had long served the Enterprise A. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Uhura, Scotty, Chekov and Sulu.
They were brought back to life by the sacothagus from Stargate that was put on the wrong set!
Kirk, "Go to Warp 9 Chekov! We've got to stop the Borg Sony Collective!"
"Aye Sir" said chekov, his heart pounding"
When the ship dropped out of warp and the stars went still a voice that sounded like a thousand voices filled the ship, "We are the Borg!Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded. We will make you play Sony's cheap shoddy software! Resistance is futile"
"Raising shields" said Sulu as he pressed a few buttons on his Joypad.
"Arming weapons" said Chekov as he readied his finger over the Z button.
On the Borg ship drones of sad lonely people were walking around and standing under little disks which had an electric effect on it! They were being brainwashed by the Sony Queen who wanted control over the whole of the United Federation of Gamers!
The Borg ship started firing cheap balls of pixels that bounced back off the U.S.S. Nintendo's hull only slightly damaging Nintendo's reputation. BUT the shields were holding!
The Nintendo started evasive manuvers but couldn't think of a way to destroy the Borg ship! But then another joined the battle! The Klingon Warship Sega! For about 99999999 days the Borg ship was firing pointlessly at the Nintendo and Sega.
As Sega's weapon didn't do much damage to Sony in the past they decided to help Nintendo show what they are made of! The Borg ship stopped firing as a beam started flying through space joining the two ships together!
Then the beam spread out and a holopicture of the Gamecube appeared! The Sony Collective started laughing at it's ocroscopic size! They couldn't believe Nintendo would do anything so stupid!
Suddenly screenshots of Nintendo's realisticity appeared in space! The laughter stopped. All eyes were on these screenshots and the whole of space seemed silent! A vibration started in the Borg ship! The Ship was actually falling to pieces! The weapon had worked!
The Borg ship imploded leaving no trace of it's once powerful vessel and the Nintendo and Sony fans who were once against each other had now overcome together their biggest threat: Sony!
Next on Console Trek: Console Trek 18475623838: Vessel X
They were brought back to life by the sacothagus from Stargate that was put on the wrong set!
Kirk, "Go to Warp 9 Chekov! We've got to stop the Borg Sony Collective!"
"Aye Sir" said chekov, his heart pounding"
When the ship dropped out of warp and the stars went still a voice that sounded like a thousand voices filled the ship, "We are the Borg!Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded. We will make you play Sony's cheap shoddy software! Resistance is futile"
"Raising shields" said Sulu as he pressed a few buttons on his Joypad.
"Arming weapons" said Chekov as he readied his finger over the Z button.
On the Borg ship drones of sad lonely people were walking around and standing under little disks which had an electric effect on it! They were being brainwashed by the Sony Queen who wanted control over the whole of the United Federation of Gamers!
The Borg ship started firing cheap balls of pixels that bounced back off the U.S.S. Nintendo's hull only slightly damaging Nintendo's reputation. BUT the shields were holding!
The Nintendo started evasive manuvers but couldn't think of a way to destroy the Borg ship! But then another joined the battle! The Klingon Warship Sega! For about 99999999 days the Borg ship was firing pointlessly at the Nintendo and Sega.
As Sega's weapon didn't do much damage to Sony in the past they decided to help Nintendo show what they are made of! The Borg ship stopped firing as a beam started flying through space joining the two ships together!
Then the beam spread out and a holopicture of the Gamecube appeared! The Sony Collective started laughing at it's ocroscopic size! They couldn't believe Nintendo would do anything so stupid!
Suddenly screenshots of Nintendo's realisticity appeared in space! The laughter stopped. All eyes were on these screenshots and the whole of space seemed silent! A vibration started in the Borg ship! The Ship was actually falling to pieces! The weapon had worked!
The Borg ship imploded leaving no trace of it's once powerful vessel and the Nintendo and Sony fans who were once against each other had now overcome together their biggest threat: Sony!
Next on Console Trek: Console Trek 18475623838: Vessel X