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We are gathered here today to witness the assension of Bill Gates' soul to heaven. For those of tou who dont know him, he's the monopoly tycoon who took over PC's with his windows software.
It is a cloudy day today, but we are hoping for better weather as his soul leaves the earth. We might even get a glimpse of heaven itself if we are lucky!
ok it's 12 o'clock, he should be leving right about now.
THere he goes that magnificent spirit, rising from the multi billion pound mansion. He's rising quite fast now, and the clouds have parted, the glorious sunshine is pour... what's happening...
Im sorry it appears that his soul has froze. he falling back down now, requesting for his team of experts to get working on a patch for his soul, v1.1
*5 hours later*
After his soul came back down, the clouds again returned and we are awaiting the new version of his soul so we can experience the joy of the sunshine!
At last it looks like v1.1 of his soul is complete. Oh this is so exciting he's rising again, the clouds have parted, oh this is looking very good ladies and gentlemen he'ss going to make it. But what's that noise? it sounds like a very loud bell...
what's that? v1.1 of his soul has committed an illegal operation. Oh no, now we must wait for his soul v2.0
*next day*
We have returned on another cloudy day here, to try and watch the assention of Bill Gates's soul assending to heaven.
It looks like he's ready to go. 3rd time lucky I should hope. 3,2,1......
Oh no, not again, what's the problem, now? ...
An offical spokesman for Bill's soul has just informed us that there was "a boot disk initialisation failure." In English that means his sould was not installed properly.
Now we must wait for it to be installed.
*2 hours later*
Right, this is Bill Gates 4th attempt at assending to eaven, can he make, I hope so, I want to go home! OK in 3,2,1 lift-off. He's going. it looks like 2.0 is a success! the clouds have parted, we are feeling the glory of the throne of God upon us. He's almost there, he's going to make it, he's going to make it. Ladies and gentlemen just look at that blue light...WAIT... He's not moving, oh no, he's had a blue screen crash, the clouds are coming again! He's falling... OH NO, the ground is opening up, lava is flowing forth. OH NO Bill Gates has just fallen to HEll!!!!!!
Oh it looks like there is a spokesman from heaven coming to tell us what has happened to cause this reversal of events. Here he is
"The universal sovereign, GOD, would like it to be known that Bill Gates has been sent to hell because god is sick of waiting for him!"
SO this is a turn up for the books.
This is Cooldogs reporting for SRTV
It is a cloudy day today, but we are hoping for better weather as his soul leaves the earth. We might even get a glimpse of heaven itself if we are lucky!
ok it's 12 o'clock, he should be leving right about now.
THere he goes that magnificent spirit, rising from the multi billion pound mansion. He's rising quite fast now, and the clouds have parted, the glorious sunshine is pour... what's happening...
Im sorry it appears that his soul has froze. he falling back down now, requesting for his team of experts to get working on a patch for his soul, v1.1
*5 hours later*
After his soul came back down, the clouds again returned and we are awaiting the new version of his soul so we can experience the joy of the sunshine!
At last it looks like v1.1 of his soul is complete. Oh this is so exciting he's rising again, the clouds have parted, oh this is looking very good ladies and gentlemen he'ss going to make it. But what's that noise? it sounds like a very loud bell...
what's that? v1.1 of his soul has committed an illegal operation. Oh no, now we must wait for his soul v2.0
*next day*
We have returned on another cloudy day here, to try and watch the assention of Bill Gates's soul assending to heaven.
It looks like he's ready to go. 3rd time lucky I should hope. 3,2,1......
Oh no, not again, what's the problem, now? ...
An offical spokesman for Bill's soul has just informed us that there was "a boot disk initialisation failure." In English that means his sould was not installed properly.
Now we must wait for it to be installed.
*2 hours later*
Right, this is Bill Gates 4th attempt at assending to eaven, can he make, I hope so, I want to go home! OK in 3,2,1 lift-off. He's going. it looks like 2.0 is a success! the clouds have parted, we are feeling the glory of the throne of God upon us. He's almost there, he's going to make it, he's going to make it. Ladies and gentlemen just look at that blue light...WAIT... He's not moving, oh no, he's had a blue screen crash, the clouds are coming again! He's falling... OH NO, the ground is opening up, lava is flowing forth. OH NO Bill Gates has just fallen to HEll!!!!!!
Oh it looks like there is a spokesman from heaven coming to tell us what has happened to cause this reversal of events. Here he is
"The universal sovereign, GOD, would like it to be known that Bill Gates has been sent to hell because god is sick of waiting for him!"
SO this is a turn up for the books.
This is Cooldogs reporting for SRTV
We use headphones at our school :(
But anyway, there are these stupid little year 7 kids who always come to the IT room at break and lunchtime to play descent. Its really annoying, because they're loud and immature. Then the teacher found out, and thought they were playing on the internet (internet games aren't allowed). They were then banned from using the internet altogether, and from using the IT rooms at break and lunchtime. Ha!
But anyway, there are these stupid little year 7 kids who always come to the IT room at break and lunchtime to play descent. Its really annoying, because they're loud and immature. Then the teacher found out, and thought they were playing on the internet (internet games aren't allowed). They were then banned from using the internet altogether, and from using the IT rooms at break and lunchtime. Ha!
Hehehe I'm still laughing about this now....
In IT, there's this kid who always plays on games e.t.c. instead of doing his work. He has all his games in a folder called 'Shared Documents' which everyone can access and edit. When the teachers comes along, he minimizes the folder. When the lesson is over, he asks us to copy the work to shared documents, so he can have a copy for himself, something that really annyoys me.
Soo.... I asked him to go and get me a piece of paper, he did so. While he was away, I turned the volume on his computer to full, then waited until the teacher started speaking again, the class was silent, and he had his folder minimized.
I then accesed this folder (because it's shared, it means anyone can access/change it). Clicked view, customize this folder. I selected HTML document, opened Internet Explorer, and went onto www.billgatesisdead.com (with my volume muted). I went onto view, source and copyed the HTML into the HTML for the folder. I clicked OK.
Before he knew it, this guy had "Bill Gates, the worlds biggest Billionaire is dead" and a whole news story about Bill Gates's life blaring out his speakers. The teacher came along, maximised the folder, and found the flash animation of Bill gates's dead body....
This guy got in deep poop. The funny thing was, I was sitting next to him. I watched the teacher trying her best to not laugh, and keep an angry face whilst viewing this website that I had trasnfered into a folder.
The guy couldn't get revenge either! He never knew who did it! He is still puzzled about it. Blo*ody funny!
In IT, there's this kid who always plays on games e.t.c. instead of doing his work. He has all his games in a folder called 'Shared Documents' which everyone can access and edit. When the teachers comes along, he minimizes the folder. When the lesson is over, he asks us to copy the work to shared documents, so he can have a copy for himself, something that really annyoys me.
Soo.... I asked him to go and get me a piece of paper, he did so. While he was away, I turned the volume on his computer to full, then waited until the teacher started speaking again, the class was silent, and he had his folder minimized.
I then accesed this folder (because it's shared, it means anyone can access/change it). Clicked view, customize this folder. I selected HTML document, opened Internet Explorer, and went onto www.billgatesisdead.com (with my volume muted). I went onto view, source and copyed the HTML into the HTML for the folder. I clicked OK.
Before he knew it, this guy had "Bill Gates, the worlds biggest Billionaire is dead" and a whole news story about Bill Gates's life blaring out his speakers. The teacher came along, maximised the folder, and found the flash animation of Bill gates's dead body....
This guy got in deep poop. The funny thing was, I was sitting next to him. I watched the teacher trying her best to not laugh, and keep an angry face whilst viewing this website that I had trasnfered into a folder.
The guy couldn't get revenge either! He never knew who did it! He is still puzzled about it. Blo*ody funny!
yeh it has been done loads of times it gets a little boring after the first ten times.
no idea
Hasnt this been done about fifty times already??????????
yeeeesssss......
Bill Gates XP
Bill Gates XP
We are gathered here today to witness the assension of Bill Gates' soul to heaven. For those of tou who dont know him, he's the monopoly tycoon who took over PC's with his windows software.
It is a cloudy day today, but we are hoping for better weather as his soul leaves the earth. We might even get a glimpse of heaven itself if we are lucky!
ok it's 12 o'clock, he should be leving right about now.
THere he goes that magnificent spirit, rising from the multi billion pound mansion. He's rising quite fast now, and the clouds have parted, the glorious sunshine is pour... what's happening...
Im sorry it appears that his soul has froze. he falling back down now, requesting for his team of experts to get working on a patch for his soul, v1.1
*5 hours later*
After his soul came back down, the clouds again returned and we are awaiting the new version of his soul so we can experience the joy of the sunshine!
At last it looks like v1.1 of his soul is complete. Oh this is so exciting he's rising again, the clouds have parted, oh this is looking very good ladies and gentlemen he'ss going to make it. But what's that noise? it sounds like a very loud bell...
what's that? v1.1 of his soul has committed an illegal operation. Oh no, now we must wait for his soul v2.0
*next day*
We have returned on another cloudy day here, to try and watch the assention of Bill Gates's soul assending to heaven.
It looks like he's ready to go. 3rd time lucky I should hope. 3,2,1......
Oh no, not again, what's the problem, now? ...
An offical spokesman for Bill's soul has just informed us that there was "a boot disk initialisation failure." In English that means his sould was not installed properly.
Now we must wait for it to be installed.
*2 hours later*
Right, this is Bill Gates 4th attempt at assending to eaven, can he make, I hope so, I want to go home! OK in 3,2,1 lift-off. He's going. it looks like 2.0 is a success! the clouds have parted, we are feeling the glory of the throne of God upon us. He's almost there, he's going to make it, he's going to make it. Ladies and gentlemen just look at that blue light...WAIT... He's not moving, oh no, he's had a blue screen crash, the clouds are coming again! He's falling... OH NO, the ground is opening up, lava is flowing forth. OH NO Bill Gates has just fallen to HEll!!!!!!
Oh it looks like there is a spokesman from heaven coming to tell us what has happened to cause this reversal of events. Here he is
"The universal sovereign, GOD, would like it to be known that Bill Gates has been sent to hell because god is sick of waiting for him!"
SO this is a turn up for the books.
This is Cooldogs reporting for SRTV
It is a cloudy day today, but we are hoping for better weather as his soul leaves the earth. We might even get a glimpse of heaven itself if we are lucky!
ok it's 12 o'clock, he should be leving right about now.
THere he goes that magnificent spirit, rising from the multi billion pound mansion. He's rising quite fast now, and the clouds have parted, the glorious sunshine is pour... what's happening...
Im sorry it appears that his soul has froze. he falling back down now, requesting for his team of experts to get working on a patch for his soul, v1.1
*5 hours later*
After his soul came back down, the clouds again returned and we are awaiting the new version of his soul so we can experience the joy of the sunshine!
At last it looks like v1.1 of his soul is complete. Oh this is so exciting he's rising again, the clouds have parted, oh this is looking very good ladies and gentlemen he'ss going to make it. But what's that noise? it sounds like a very loud bell...
what's that? v1.1 of his soul has committed an illegal operation. Oh no, now we must wait for his soul v2.0
*next day*
We have returned on another cloudy day here, to try and watch the assention of Bill Gates's soul assending to heaven.
It looks like he's ready to go. 3rd time lucky I should hope. 3,2,1......
Oh no, not again, what's the problem, now? ...
An offical spokesman for Bill's soul has just informed us that there was "a boot disk initialisation failure." In English that means his sould was not installed properly.
Now we must wait for it to be installed.
*2 hours later*
Right, this is Bill Gates 4th attempt at assending to eaven, can he make, I hope so, I want to go home! OK in 3,2,1 lift-off. He's going. it looks like 2.0 is a success! the clouds have parted, we are feeling the glory of the throne of God upon us. He's almost there, he's going to make it, he's going to make it. Ladies and gentlemen just look at that blue light...WAIT... He's not moving, oh no, he's had a blue screen crash, the clouds are coming again! He's falling... OH NO, the ground is opening up, lava is flowing forth. OH NO Bill Gates has just fallen to HEll!!!!!!
Oh it looks like there is a spokesman from heaven coming to tell us what has happened to cause this reversal of events. Here he is
"The universal sovereign, GOD, would like it to be known that Bill Gates has been sent to hell because god is sick of waiting for him!"
SO this is a turn up for the books.
This is Cooldogs reporting for SRTV