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"Where do flies go at night?"

It's a question that has baffled even the most superior scientists of our generation, the question being "Where do flies go at night?" So come on lets get together and come up with a solution to this age old problem that has quite frankly got out of hand.

Thankyou

Flux wrote:
> Question: where do flies go at night?
> Answer: inside your mouth
>
> Simple.

That's spiders. I once had a wasp in my mouth. I was walking along, talking then suddenly there's something in my mouth. I spit it into my hand only to see a mangled wasp lying dead is a puddle of saliva. Good thing it died on entrance before in had a chance to sting me, isn't it?

A Fly metamorphoses into a Cockroach at night, thus ensuring it's total loathing of humanity for a 24 hour period. When Flies die they come back as Wasps or members of boy bands.

True.

Question: where do flies go at night?
Answer: inside your mouth

Simple.

They just morph into moths and all the other crap that flies into your house at night.

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Well you see, they're like Santa. No, they don't have reindeer, but they are magic.... I think. They fly at supersonic speeds to avoid time differences etc., but it can be dangerous, oh yes. Avoiding other aircraft over the Caribean Ocean isn't easy. Many lives are lost, but is a risk that must be taken.

They die and their babies are born in spring.

Or something.

What about the time difference and jet lag problems? How do they cope under all the pressure?

They go to Jamaica. They do, honest. It's supposed to be quite warm there.

I would say they fly south for the winter but by the time they get its summer back here

That is a beautiful point there. So where do they go in these periods of darkness and bitterness?