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Now, here's a thing. Sheep. Sheep are nice creatures - generally, they don't do too much harm - they aren't too bright, and they ALWAYS wan the best grass.
Now get this - all these sheep have just seen an advert advertising a huge pile of grass - on the other side to where they are. So these sheep try to get over there - but.
But - the gate is closed - the sheep cannot get passed the gate - only a few sheep made it - and they went before the advertising.
So, what happens now?! Well the sheep, because they've run out of grass on their field - they get hungry for more - but they can't get into the other field! BUT, then they start to notice a VERY appealing gap in a hedge - not leading to this new field but to another one - they all, gradually leave their current field and go through the hedge - they see LUSCIOUS green grass - plenty to go around - with happy sheep already there - everyone in this place is so happy! these sheep stay here, BUT>
In the other new field - yes, the one with the adverts, the sheep that didn't wait for the adverts - the ones that jumped straight in - they have become fat - they want to get out of the field! They can't, because the gate is too small for them - and now the grass has run out, they'll have to live off their own fat storage until they can fit back.
But, here's the best bit - a few of the sheep that went to the happy field - come back to rescue these fat sheep - a few get rescued, but some don't.
At the end of the day, why follow what THEY want you to follow, make up your own mind - if you want a steady supply of top grass - then you know where to go. If you don't then, the gate will be closed for you my friends, the gate - will be closed.
Now get this - all these sheep have just seen an advert advertising a huge pile of grass - on the other side to where they are. So these sheep try to get over there - but.
But - the gate is closed - the sheep cannot get passed the gate - only a few sheep made it - and they went before the advertising.
So, what happens now?! Well the sheep, because they've run out of grass on their field - they get hungry for more - but they can't get into the other field! BUT, then they start to notice a VERY appealing gap in a hedge - not leading to this new field but to another one - they all, gradually leave their current field and go through the hedge - they see LUSCIOUS green grass - plenty to go around - with happy sheep already there - everyone in this place is so happy! these sheep stay here, BUT>
In the other new field - yes, the one with the adverts, the sheep that didn't wait for the adverts - the ones that jumped straight in - they have become fat - they want to get out of the field! They can't, because the gate is too small for them - and now the grass has run out, they'll have to live off their own fat storage until they can fit back.
But, here's the best bit - a few of the sheep that went to the happy field - come back to rescue these fat sheep - a few get rescued, but some don't.
At the end of the day, why follow what THEY want you to follow, make up your own mind - if you want a steady supply of top grass - then you know where to go. If you don't then, the gate will be closed for you my friends, the gate - will be closed.
Or perhaps its to do with your money making tips, Dan.
While on the subject, how much are you on?
While on the subject, how much are you on?
Wow, surreal dude.
Now, here's a thing. Sheep. Sheep are nice creatures - generally, they don't do too much harm - they aren't too bright, and they ALWAYS wan the best grass.
Now get this - all these sheep have just seen an advert advertising a huge pile of grass - on the other side to where they are. So these sheep try to get over there - but.
But - the gate is closed - the sheep cannot get passed the gate - only a few sheep made it - and they went before the advertising.
So, what happens now?! Well the sheep, because they've run out of grass on their field - they get hungry for more - but they can't get into the other field! BUT, then they start to notice a VERY appealing gap in a hedge - not leading to this new field but to another one - they all, gradually leave their current field and go through the hedge - they see LUSCIOUS green grass - plenty to go around - with happy sheep already there - everyone in this place is so happy! these sheep stay here, BUT>
In the other new field - yes, the one with the adverts, the sheep that didn't wait for the adverts - the ones that jumped straight in - they have become fat - they want to get out of the field! They can't, because the gate is too small for them - and now the grass has run out, they'll have to live off their own fat storage until they can fit back.
But, here's the best bit - a few of the sheep that went to the happy field - come back to rescue these fat sheep - a few get rescued, but some don't.
At the end of the day, why follow what THEY want you to follow, make up your own mind - if you want a steady supply of top grass - then you know where to go. If you don't then, the gate will be closed for you my friends, the gate - will be closed.
Now get this - all these sheep have just seen an advert advertising a huge pile of grass - on the other side to where they are. So these sheep try to get over there - but.
But - the gate is closed - the sheep cannot get passed the gate - only a few sheep made it - and they went before the advertising.
So, what happens now?! Well the sheep, because they've run out of grass on their field - they get hungry for more - but they can't get into the other field! BUT, then they start to notice a VERY appealing gap in a hedge - not leading to this new field but to another one - they all, gradually leave their current field and go through the hedge - they see LUSCIOUS green grass - plenty to go around - with happy sheep already there - everyone in this place is so happy! these sheep stay here, BUT>
In the other new field - yes, the one with the adverts, the sheep that didn't wait for the adverts - the ones that jumped straight in - they have become fat - they want to get out of the field! They can't, because the gate is too small for them - and now the grass has run out, they'll have to live off their own fat storage until they can fit back.
But, here's the best bit - a few of the sheep that went to the happy field - come back to rescue these fat sheep - a few get rescued, but some don't.
At the end of the day, why follow what THEY want you to follow, make up your own mind - if you want a steady supply of top grass - then you know where to go. If you don't then, the gate will be closed for you my friends, the gate - will be closed.